<s>[INST] What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? [/INST] The velocity of an unladen swallow averages to be around 20.1 mph although some have measured to be as fast 46 mph. However, you are probably referring to the famous Monty Python sketch, where there is no definitive answer because there are too many external variables.</s>\ <s>[INST] What if the swallow was carrying a coconut? [/INST] Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Not at all!  They could be carried.

What, a swallow, carrying a coconut?

It could grip it by the husk!

It's not a question of where 'e grips it!  It's a simple question of weight ratios!  A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!</s>