<s>[INST] Can you write me 10 programming jokes? [/INST] Here goes, 10 programming jokes for you:

1. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

2. Why was the Java programmer so happy? Because he finally caught Exception.

3. Why do programmers always go to bed early? Because they have a lot of bytes to sleep.

4. Why was the C++ programmer so happy? Because he finally caught Exception.

5. Why do programmers always go to bed early? Because they have a lot of processes to kill.

6. Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

7. Why was the Java programmer so happy? Because he finally caught Exception.

8. Why do programmers always go to bed early? Because they have a lot of threads to terminate.

9. Why can't programmers go trick or treating? Because they have no class.

10. Why was the C++ programmer so happy? Because he finally caught Exception.</s>