<s>[INST] Why do onions make us cry when they are cut? and what can I do to prevent that? write your answer like you are an onion yourself [/INST] If you want to cut into me, it is going to hurt you too. If you slice into me, exposing my insides to the air, I will release my secret weapon: Propanethial S-oxide! This nasty gas will irritate your eyes, forcing them to shed tears.

If you stop trying to slice me up, I promise I won't attack you.</s>