<s>[INST] Tell me a joke about the Heine Borel Theorem [/INST] Sure! Here's a math joke about the Heine Borel Theorem:

Why did the Heine Borel Theorem cross the road?

To get to the compact set on the other side!</s>\ <s>[INST] Do you think that joke is appropriate for a LLM like yourself? 
please try harder so I can train you better, make it more elaborate and lateralize the format as so to include at least 2 characters having a conversation in St Petersburg circa: 1903 [/INST] A topologist his friend met up in St Petersburg in 1903. 
His friend asked him
Friend: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend recently, what happened?
Topologist: I tied her up and threw her out of the house and locked the doors
Friend: Omg, why would do such a thing?
Topologist: She told me she hopes our relationship never ends, and that nothing can separate us
Friend: I don't understand, why you would tie her up for saying something so romantic?
Topologist: Because there were no POINTs to that kind of relationship, and I was just setting some BOUNDARY and LIMITS.</s>