The Bill-ionaire
The truth is that even for rich people there are good days and bad days on the stock market. The other day was a bad day, and billionaires lost a bundle. How do rich people deal with bad days? This is my guess.</br></br>Bill Gates comes home from the office, and his wife senses something is wrong. "What happened?" she asks while putting his Microsoft slippers on.</br></br>Just then the phone rings. Gates says to his wife, "It's Steve Ballmer. He lost $3.7 billion in Hong Kong."</br></br>Mrs. Gates says, "What's the big deal? Tell him all of us lose some and win some--as long as we don't lose our private planes."</br></br>Bill Gates says, "Steve wants to know if he can borrow a couple of billion so he can fix his driveway."