I need help composing a funny tweet about my first time ever working out at the gym. Included details about the treadmill going to fast and me picking up the wrong weights and falling over.
system
mujhe apane pehali baar gym main kaam karne ke bare main ek mjedaar twit banane main madad chahie.treadmill ke teji se ja rahe hai or mujhe galat vajan uthaane or girane ke bare main vivaran shaamil hai.
user
aaj kam se kam kehane ke liye, ghatnapurna rahaa he!main is shandaar vichaar ke saath aayaa tha ki main gym rat banane ke liye taiyaar hum.haahaa.main gym main apni sports bra or leging main sabhi pyaare dikh rahaa hum, yah sochakar ki main bahut garm hoon!ladkaa main galat tha!sabase pehle, treadmill tha.maine speed ve ko bahut adhik set karke shuru kiya or lagbhag is chiz se udaan bhari, phir, mujhe laga ki cardio sirf mere liye nahin tha or wet par chalaa gaya, or, eemaandaaree se, mujhe bas baahar chalanaa chahie tha.main vajan ke liye ek barbel ko ek barbel ke saath pehle se hi us par dekha jaataa he, isliye main ek squat sthiti main neeche utarataa hum, baar ko pakadta hum or uthaanaa shuru karata hum.yah ek badi galati thi!main jaldi se mere upar barbel ke saath pichad gaya.main itnaa sharminda tha!phir kabhi nahin!
assistant
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mujhe apane pehali baar gym main kaam karne ke bare main ek mjedaar twit banane main madad chahie.treadmill ke teji se ja rahe hai or mujhe galat vajan uthaane or girane ke bare main vivaran shaamil hai.</s>
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aaj kam se kam kehane ke liye, ghatnapurna rahaa he!main is shandaar vichaar ke saath aayaa tha ki main gym rat banane ke liye taiyaar hum.haahaa.main gym main apni sports bra or leging main sabhi pyaare dikh rahaa hum, yah sochakar ki main bahut garm hoon!ladkaa main galat tha!sabase pehle, treadmill tha.maine speed ve ko bahut adhik set karke shuru kiya or lagbhag is chiz se udaan bhari, phir, mujhe laga ki cardio sirf mere liye nahin tha or wet par chalaa gaya, or, eemaandaaree se, mujhe bas baahar chalanaa chahie tha.main vajan ke liye ek barbel ko ek barbel ke saath pehle se hi us par dekha jaataa he, isliye main ek squat sthiti main neeche utarataa hum, baar ko pakadta hum or uthaanaa shuru karata hum.yah ek badi galati thi!main jaldi se mere upar barbel ke saath pichad gaya.main itnaa sharminda tha!phir kabhi nahin!</s>
