Write a humorous review by a dog of the new kitten his owner brought home.
system
nae billi ke bachche ke ek kute dwaara ek vinodi samiksha likhen jo uske maalik ko ghar le aayaa tha.
user
main is nae billi ke bachche ko 5 main se 2 sitaron ke saath rate karuunga. sabase pehle, vah mere vyaktigat sthaan par akraman kar rahaa he.vah meri poonch par aata rahata he jab main ise latak rahaa hum or apane chote chote panje ke saath us par ballebaaji kar rahaa hum, jisamen un par rager-sharp panje hai.vah vastav main mujhe chot nahin pahunchaata he, lekin yah vastav main kshtprad he, or use waapas jane kii jarurat he.main aapkaa khel nahin hoon, paal.doosraa, vah tab nahin aata jab meraa maalik mujhe saiyr par le jaataa he.yadi aap dost bananaa chaahate hai, to aapako kam se kam un gatividhiyon main ruchi dikhaanaa chahie jo duusare aadmi ko anand lete hai.kya aap ghar ke baahar mere saath ghoomane ke liye bahut achche hai?teesraa, uske paas yah ucch-pich vaala myaou he jo ek chocoboard par nakhunon ke rup main sukhad he, or vah ise bahut kuch karata he.kya aap bas thodi der ke liye chup rah sakate hai?lekin, nishpaksh hone ke liye, vah kabhi -kabhi pyaara ho saktaa he, jaise ki jab vah mere khilaaf jhapai letaa he or so jaataa he.vah is baat ko puraa karata he jo sukhadaayak he ki mujhe bahut bura nahin lagata.sab sab main, main is billi ke bachche ko ek mahaan rummet ke rup main sujhaayega, lekin vah sahneeya he, or mujhe lagata he ki main uski aadat daal saktaa hum.
assistant
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<|user|>
nae billi ke bachche ke ek kute dwaara ek vinodi samiksha likhen jo uske maalik ko ghar le aayaa tha.</s>
<|assistant|>
main is nae billi ke bachche ko 5 main se 2 sitaron ke saath rate karuunga. sabase pehle, vah mere vyaktigat sthaan par akraman kar rahaa he.vah meri poonch par aata rahata he jab main ise latak rahaa hum or apane chote chote panje ke saath us par ballebaaji kar rahaa hum, jisamen un par rager-sharp panje hai.vah vastav main mujhe chot nahin pahunchaata he, lekin yah vastav main kshtprad he, or use waapas jane kii jarurat he.main aapkaa khel nahin hoon, paal.doosraa, vah tab nahin aata jab meraa maalik mujhe saiyr par le jaataa he.yadi aap dost bananaa chaahate hai, to aapako kam se kam un gatividhiyon main ruchi dikhaanaa chahie jo duusare aadmi ko anand lete hai.kya aap ghar ke baahar mere saath ghoomane ke liye bahut achche hai?teesraa, uske paas yah ucch-pich vaala myaou he jo ek chocoboard par nakhunon ke rup main sukhad he, or vah ise bahut kuch karata he.kya aap bas thodi der ke liye chup rah sakate hai?lekin, nishpaksh hone ke liye, vah kabhi -kabhi pyaara ho saktaa he, jaise ki jab vah mere khilaaf jhapai letaa he or so jaataa he.vah is baat ko puraa karata he jo sukhadaayak he ki mujhe bahut bura nahin lagata.sab sab main, main is billi ke bachche ko ek mahaan rummet ke rup main sujhaayega, lekin vah sahneeya he, or mujhe lagata he ki main uski aadat daal saktaa hum.</s>
