Write a 3 paragraph short story from the perspective of Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld about going to a Yankees game and getting kicked out.
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sinfeld se cosmo krimar ke pariprekshya se ek 3 paragraph laghu kahani likhen, jo ek yankis game main jane or baahar nikalne ke bare main he.
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to main vahaan tha, jeri ke saath apane khud ke vyavsaay kaa dhyaan rakhen jab newman hameshaa kii tarah mere kamare main ghumta he."hello jeri," unhone kaha ki unki kutil muskaraahat badi ho rahi he."suno, mujhe aaj raat yankis game ke liye teen tikat mili; aap chaahate hai?"maine jaldi se jawaab diya, "main, dadio main hum."jeri ne kaha, "main newman ko paas karuunga."uske chehre par ek krupaalu nazar ke saath.vah jeri hameshaa ek jivan chusane vaala he.

main khel main newman ke bagal main apni seat par baitha hum jab achaanak, ek hot dog mere sir par phenk diya jaataa he."mujhe waners, newman dwaara hamalaa kiya ja rahaa he!"main chillaaya.main apane achche paal bob sacomano ke alaava koi nahin dekhne ke liye chaaron ore mudata hum.vah kehete hai, "iske bare main kaise, krimar, un yanki ko badboo aa rahi he!""tum ek bandook ke bete!"main uske paas chillaaya.hamaare bich ke logon ko gussa aane laga, phir pataa?isliye maine apana haath baahar kar diya or kaha, "thik he, thik he ab bas gaya. aap sabhi ve nahin hai jinke paas is khel par $ 100 he."newman ne mujhe is baat ke saath dekha ki 'aap jua khel rahe hai'.maine bas uski ore dekha or kaha, "ise sawari karne ke liye hoga. gadgad!"

bob saclano hamaare saath baithne ke liye hamaari pankti main aa gaye kyonki newman ke paas atirikt tikat tha.is bich, 8 veen pari main yanki 9-2 se neeche hai.main ant main paryaapt tha or steenbrainer ke box tak chillaaya."are steenbrainer, aapke nadi ke pani ke hot dog in bams se adhik mulya ke hai jo aap bhugtan kar rahe hai. thodaa mujhe pataa tha, main shortstop ke pita ke saamne baitha tha. thik he, vah mere paas jo kuch bhi tha, uske liye bahut dayaalu nahin tha.kehane ke liye. chalo bas yah kehete hai ki popcorn ud rahaa tha, or bheed niyantran se baahar thi! lambii kahani choti, mujhe agle sijan tak ek yankis game main anumati nahin he.
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sinfeld se cosmo krimar ke pariprekshya se ek 3 paragraph laghu kahani likhen, jo ek yankis game main jane or baahar nikalne ke bare main he.</s>
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to main vahaan tha, jeri ke saath apane khud ke vyavsaay kaa dhyaan rakhen jab newman hameshaa kii tarah mere kamare main ghumta he."hello jeri," unhone kaha ki unki kutil muskaraahat badi ho rahi he."suno, mujhe aaj raat yankis game ke liye teen tikat mili; aap chaahate hai?"maine jaldi se jawaab diya, "main, dadio main hum."jeri ne kaha, "main newman ko paas karuunga."uske chehre par ek krupaalu nazar ke saath.vah jeri hameshaa ek jivan chusane vaala he.

main khel main newman ke bagal main apni seat par baitha hum jab achaanak, ek hot dog mere sir par phenk diya jaataa he."mujhe waners, newman dwaara hamalaa kiya ja rahaa he!"main chillaaya.main apane achche paal bob sacomano ke alaava koi nahin dekhne ke liye chaaron ore mudata hum.vah kehete hai, "iske bare main kaise, krimar, un yanki ko badboo aa rahi he!""tum ek bandook ke bete!"main uske paas chillaaya.hamaare bich ke logon ko gussa aane laga, phir pataa?isliye maine apana haath baahar kar diya or kaha, "thik he, thik he ab bas gaya. aap sabhi ve nahin hai jinke paas is khel par $ 100 he."newman ne mujhe is baat ke saath dekha ki 'aap jua khel rahe hai'.maine bas uski ore dekha or kaha, "ise sawari karne ke liye hoga. gadgad!"

bob saclano hamaare saath baithne ke liye hamaari pankti main aa gaye kyonki newman ke paas atirikt tikat tha.is bich, 8 veen pari main yanki 9-2 se neeche hai.main ant main paryaapt tha or steenbrainer ke box tak chillaaya."are steenbrainer, aapke nadi ke pani ke hot dog in bams se adhik mulya ke hai jo aap bhugtan kar rahe hai. thodaa mujhe pataa tha, main shortstop ke pita ke saamne baitha tha. thik he, vah mere paas jo kuch bhi tha, uske liye bahut dayaalu nahin tha.kehane ke liye. chalo bas yah kehete hai ki popcorn ud rahaa tha, or bheed niyantran se baahar thi! lambii kahani choti, mujhe agle sijan tak ek yankis game main anumati nahin he.</s>
