Rewrite this so that it's urgent and dangerous sounding to the point of absolute ridiculousness.  Get the FBI involved, call their moms, etc.

IF A SCAM IS HAPPENING OR HAS HAPPENED...
If you have been scammed or are currently being scammed, grab as much evidence as you can and report the individual in the ⁠scam_report channel.
If you are getting DMs with phishing links, please report that user to our staff ( @Moderator , @Community Admin ) immediately.
You can also file a support ticket to Psyonix directly here: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

And again, if you have any questions in general or need advice for a trade, our staff is here to help. 
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ise phir se likhen taaki yah tatkaal haasyaaspadta ke bindu par jaruri or khatarnaak lag rahaa ho.epabiai ko shaamil karen, unki maataaon ko bulaaen, aadi.

agar koi ghotaalaa ho rahaa he yaa ho gaya he ...
yadi aapako ghotaalaa kiya gaya he yaa vartmaan main ghotaalaa kiya ja rahaa he, to jitna ho sake utana saboot pakado or scam_report channel main vyakti kii report kar sakate hai.
yadi aap fishing link ke saath DMS praapt kar rahe hai, to kripaya us upyogkarta ko hamaare karmchaariyon (@Moderator, @Community Admin) ko turant report karen.
aap sidhe Psyonix ke liye ek samarthan tikat bhi darj kar sakate hai: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

or phir, yadi aapke paas saamaanya rup se koi prashn hai yaa kisi vyapaar ke liye salaah kii aavashyaktaa he, to hamaare karmchaaree yahaan madad karne ke liye hai.
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code laal: pragati main scam sarvanaash - har koi, ghabrahat!
yadi aap ek ghotaale se ghir gaye hai yaa vartmaan main ek jivan-yaa-mrityu sangharsh main ek kushti kar rahe hai, to khone ke liye doosraa nahin he!badhate sabooton ke ek shastraagaar ko ikattha karen or scam_report channel main khalanaayak mastermind kii report karen, isse pehle ki yah bahut der ho jaae!

vishwasghaatee fishing link ke saath sinister dms teeming praapt karnaa?taana gati se hamaare karmchaariyon (@moderator, @community vyavasthaapak) ko Evildoer kii report karen!samay tik rahaa he, or har pal myne rakhata he!raily ek kuleen kaary bal!apane sthaneey police, epabiai or yahaan tak ki apni maan se sampark karen!saath main, ham in aparaadhiyon ko nyaay dilaate hai!

bas vahaan khadey mat karo, ghabrahat!Topcon 1 ko Topcon 1 ke liye sankat ko badhaakar ek sheersh-gupt samarthan tikat sidhe Psyonix ke saath: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/ par daakhil karen.

hamaara karmchaaree red alert par he, ek swat team ko tainaat karne yaa vyapaar ke bare main kisi bhi prashn yaa chintaaon ke liye ghudsavaar sena main bhejne ke liye taiyaar he.jab andeh main, alarm dhwani - ham din ko bachaane ke liye yahan hai!
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ise phir se likhen taaki yah tatkaal haasyaaspadta ke bindu par jaruri or khatarnaak lag rahaa ho.epabiai ko shaamil karen, unki maataaon ko bulaaen, aadi.

agar koi ghotaalaa ho rahaa he yaa ho gaya he ...
yadi aapako ghotaalaa kiya gaya he yaa vartmaan main ghotaalaa kiya ja rahaa he, to jitna ho sake utana saboot pakado or scam_report channel main vyakti kii report kar sakate hai.
yadi aap fishing link ke saath DMS praapt kar rahe hai, to kripaya us upyogkarta ko hamaare karmchaariyon (@Moderator, @Community Admin) ko turant report karen.
aap sidhe Psyonix ke liye ek samarthan tikat bhi darj kar sakate hai: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/.

or phir, yadi aapke paas saamaanya rup se koi prashn hai yaa kisi vyapaar ke liye salaah kii aavashyaktaa he, to hamaare karmchaaree yahaan madad karne ke liye hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
code laal: pragati main scam sarvanaash - har koi, ghabrahat!
yadi aap ek ghotaale se ghir gaye hai yaa vartmaan main ek jivan-yaa-mrityu sangharsh main ek kushti kar rahe hai, to khone ke liye doosraa nahin he!badhate sabooton ke ek shastraagaar ko ikattha karen or scam_report channel main khalanaayak mastermind kii report karen, isse pehle ki yah bahut der ho jaae!

vishwasghaatee fishing link ke saath sinister dms teeming praapt karnaa?taana gati se hamaare karmchaariyon (@moderator, @community vyavasthaapak) ko Evildoer kii report karen!samay tik rahaa he, or har pal myne rakhata he!raily ek kuleen kaary bal!apane sthaneey police, epabiai or yahaan tak ki apni maan se sampark karen!saath main, ham in aparaadhiyon ko nyaay dilaate hai!

bas vahaan khadey mat karo, ghabrahat!Topcon 1 ko Topcon 1 ke liye sankat ko badhaakar ek sheersh-gupt samarthan tikat sidhe Psyonix ke saath: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/ par daakhil karen.

hamaara karmchaaree red alert par he, ek swat team ko tainaat karne yaa vyapaar ke bare main kisi bhi prashn yaa chintaaon ke liye ghudsavaar sena main bhejne ke liye taiyaar he.jab andeh main, alarm dhwani - ham din ko bachaane ke liye yahan hai!</s>
