Write a funny fake news article about an unorthodox but effective new cancer treatment recently discovered
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haal hi main khoje gaye ek aparamparaagat lekin prabhavi nae cancer upachaar ke bare main ek mjedaar nakli samachar lekh likhen
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new mirekal drug, di-plaster kii koshish karne vaale adhikansh logon ke liye 72 ghante main cancer chalaa gaya

ashuddh samachar

17 janvari, 2020

[ek marij kii mej par muskuraate hue ek marij kii chhavi, chashme ke saath ek peshewar dikhne vaale doctor ke bagal main ek goli le rahi he]

di-plaster.yadi aapane iske bare main nahin suna he, to aapako ek chattan ke neeche rahanaa chahie.

adhik se adhik rogi di-plaster ke liye cancer-mukt dhanyavad hai.hamane 12 doctoron se baat kii jinhone di-plaster kii vishwasaneeyata or dirghakaalik suraksha kii pushti kii.ab tak, 7.4 million rogiyon ne pichley 3 maheenon main nae cancer-mukt hone kii soochna di he, jinamein se kai upachaar ke 3 dinon ke bheetar santusht the.prabhavi dar 99.9%sabit hui he.

chetavanee yah he ki dawa kaam karne ke liye, kisi ko dawa leni he, pencylvania ke liye drive karnaa he, gendbaaji ke 3 game khelnaa he, or pencylvania ke bahari ilaake main ek sthaneey sharaab kii bhatthi se ek vishesh kadha pinaa he.vaigyanik anishchit hai ki in charnon kaa paalan karne ke baad kya prabhaav padataa he, lekin unhone upabhoktaaon ko isaki prabhaavashiltaa ke liye aashwast kiya he.purna upachaar kii sakriy prakruti ke kaaran, prakriya viklangon or bujurgon ke liye mushkil sabit hui he.

di-plaster main vyapak-shrenee kii uplabdhta he.ise apane sthaneey farmesi store par uthaaen.sabhi nuskhe over-da-counter hai or keval $ 0.99 kii laagat he.

jorge cantstandya dwaara likhit
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haal hi main khoje gaye ek aparamparaagat lekin prabhavi nae cancer upachaar ke bare main ek mjedaar nakli samachar lekh likhen</s>
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new mirekal drug, di-plaster kii koshish karne vaale adhikansh logon ke liye 72 ghante main cancer chalaa gaya

ashuddh samachar

17 janvari, 2020

[ek marij kii mej par muskuraate hue ek marij kii chhavi, chashme ke saath ek peshewar dikhne vaale doctor ke bagal main ek goli le rahi he]

di-plaster.yadi aapane iske bare main nahin suna he, to aapako ek chattan ke neeche rahanaa chahie.

adhik se adhik rogi di-plaster ke liye cancer-mukt dhanyavad hai.hamane 12 doctoron se baat kii jinhone di-plaster kii vishwasaneeyata or dirghakaalik suraksha kii pushti kii.ab tak, 7.4 million rogiyon ne pichley 3 maheenon main nae cancer-mukt hone kii soochna di he, jinamein se kai upachaar ke 3 dinon ke bheetar santusht the.prabhavi dar 99.9%sabit hui he.

chetavanee yah he ki dawa kaam karne ke liye, kisi ko dawa leni he, pencylvania ke liye drive karnaa he, gendbaaji ke 3 game khelnaa he, or pencylvania ke bahari ilaake main ek sthaneey sharaab kii bhatthi se ek vishesh kadha pinaa he.vaigyanik anishchit hai ki in charnon kaa paalan karne ke baad kya prabhaav padataa he, lekin unhone upabhoktaaon ko isaki prabhaavashiltaa ke liye aashwast kiya he.purna upachaar kii sakriy prakruti ke kaaran, prakriya viklangon or bujurgon ke liye mushkil sabit hui he.

di-plaster main vyapak-shrenee kii uplabdhta he.ise apane sthaneey farmesi store par uthaaen.sabhi nuskhe over-da-counter hai or keval $ 0.99 kii laagat he.

jorge cantstandya dwaara likhit</s>
