Rewrite this book excerpt from Nearly Headless Nick's point of view. He should refer to himself as Sir Nicholas.

As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their requirements . . . half an inch, if that . . ."

"Hello, Nick," said Harry.

"Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and looking round. He wore a dashing, plumed hat on his long curly hair, and a tunic with a ruff, which concealed the fact that his neck was almost completely severed. He was pale as smoke, and Harry could see right through him to the dark sky and torrential rain outside.

"You look troubled, young Potter," said Nick, folding a transparent letter as he spoke and tucking it inside his doublet.

"So do you," said Harry.

"Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of no importance. . . . It's not as though I really wanted to join. . . . Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements' -"

In spite of his airy tone, there was a look of great bitterness on his face.

"But you would think, wouldn't you," he erupted suddenly, pulling the letter back out of his pocket, "that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?"

"Oh - yes," said Harry, who was obviously supposed to agree.

"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However -" Nearly Headless Nick shook his letter open and read furiously: "'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'"

Fuming, Nearly Headless Nick stuffed the letter away.

"Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore."

Nearly Headless Nick took several deep breaths and then said, in a far calmer tone, "So - what's bothering you? Anything I can do?"
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lagbhag headleys nik ke drushtikon se is pustak ko phir se likhen.use khud ko sar nicholas ke rup main sanderbhit karnaa chahie.

jaisaa ki harry ne nirjan galiyare ke saath squtch kiya, vah kisi aise vyakti ke paas aayaa, jo vah utana hi vyast tha jitna vah tha.lagbhag headleys nik, griphindor tower kaa bhoot, ek khidki se baahar kii ore ghur rahaa tha, uski saans ke neeche gunagunaate hue, ". unki aavashyaktaaon ko puraa na karen. aadha inch, agar vah."

"hello, nik," harry ne kaha.

"hello, hello," lagbhag headleys nik ne kaha, shuru or gol dikh rahaa he.unhone apane lambey ghunghraale baalo par ek dashing, plumedu topi pahani thi, or ek raf ke saath ek angarkha, jisane is tathy ko chupaaya ki uski gardan lagbhag puri tarah se alag ho gai thi.vah dhuaan ke rup main pilaa tha, or harry uske madhyam se andhere akaash or musaladhar barish ke baahar dekh saktaa tha.

"aap pareshaan dikhte hai, yuva kumhaar," nik ne kaha, ek paardarshee patr ko modate hue, jaisaa ki usne bolaa or use apane dabl ke andar tak kiya.

"to kya aap," harry ne kaha.

"aah," lagbhag headleys nik ne ek suruchipurna haath laharaaya, "koi mahatv nahin he. aisa nahin he. aisa nahin he ki main vastav main shaamil hona chahta tha.' -'

apane hawaadaar swar ke baavjood, uske chehre par bahut kadavaahat kii nazar thi.

"lekin aap sochenge, kya aap nahin karenge," vah achaanak fat gaya, patr ko apni jeb se waapas khinchate hue, "ki ek kund kulhadi ke saath gardan main pantalis baar maaraa ja rahaa he, aapako headleys shikaar main shaamil hone ke liye yogya hoga?"

"oh - haan," harry ne kaha, jo spasht rup se sahamat hone vaala tha.

"meraa matlab he, koi bhi main jitna chahta hum usase zyada nahin chahta ki yah sab twarit or saaf ho gaya tha, or meraa sir thik se band ho gaya tha, meraa matlab he, isane mujhe bahut dard or uphaas kaa ek bada sauda kiya hoga. haalanki -" lagbhag headleys nik shukunakaa patr khulaa or ugr rup se padhaa jaataa he: "'ham keval un shikariyon ko sweekaar kar sakate hai jinke pramukhon ne apane sharir ke saath company ko bhaag liya he. aap saraahna karenge ki sadasyon ke liye yah asambhav hoga ki sadasyon ke liye horsebach head-togling or head polo jaisi shikaar gatividhiyon main bhaag lenaa.sabase bada afsos ke saath he, isliye, mujhe aapako suchit karnaa hoga ki aap hamaari aavashyaktaaon ko puraa nahin karte hai. bahut shubhakamanaayen, sar patric delane-podmor. '

fuming, lagbhag headleys nik ne patr ko dur kar diya.

"aadha inch kii twachaa or meri gardan ko pakade hue, harry! zyaadaatar log sochate hai ki yah acha he or sir hilaataa he, lekin oh, nahin, yah sar ke liye thik se dicapitated-podmor ke liye paryaapt nahin he."

lagbhag headleys nik ne kai gahari saansen leen or phir kaha, ek dur ke shant swar main, "to - aapako kya pareshaan kar rahaa he? kuch bhi main kar saktaa hum?"
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"unki aavashyaktaaon ko puraa na karen ... aadha inch, agar vah ..." sar nicholas ne apni saans ke tahat mut kar diya.

"hello, nik," uske peeche ek aawaaj ai, jisase vah shuru ho gaya.vah harry potter ko dekhakar use dekhakar, vishesh rup se khush nahin dikh rahaa tha.

"aap pareshaan dikhte hai, yuva kumhaar," sar nicholas ne tippanee kii, apane patr ko modate hue or use apane dabl ke andar rakhaa.

"to kya aap," harry ne jawaab diya.vah sahi tha.

"aah," sar nicholas ne kaha, balki asahaj mahasoos kar rahaa tha.unhone ek suruchipurna haath laharaaya, "koi mahatv nahin he ... aisa nahin he ki main vastav main shaamil hona chahta tha ... sochaa tha ki main aavedan karunga, lekin jaahir he ki main 'aavashyaktaaon ko puraa nahin karata' ..."

unhone hawaadaar ko awaz dene kii koshish kii, lekin apni niraashaa ke kaaran yah mushkil tha.unhone khud ko patr ko apni jeb se baahar khinchate hue paaya, "lekin aap sochenge, kya aap nahin karenge, ki ek kund kulhadi ke saath gardan main pantalis baar hit ho rahaa he, jo aapako headleys hunt main shaamil hone ke liye yogya hoga?"

"oh haan," harry sahamat hue.samjhaute se sar nicholas ko protsaahit kiya gaya tha.

"meraa matlab he, koi bhi nahin chahta ki main isse zyada chahta hum ki yah sab twarit or saaf ho gaya tha, or meraa sir thik se band ho gaya tha, meraa matlab he, isane mujhe bahut dard or uphaas kaa ek bada sauda kiya hoga. haalanki ... ham kar sakate hankeval un shikariyon ko sweekaar karen jinke pramukhon ne apane sharir ke saath company ko bhaag liya he. aap saraahna karenge ki sadasyon ke liye yah asambhav hoga ki sadasyon ke liye hunt gatividhiyon main bhaag lenaaapako suchit karen ki aap hamaari aavashyaktaaon ko puraa nahin karte hai. bahut shubhakamanaayen, sar patric delane-podmor. '

unka gussa phir se ubalte hue, sar nicholas ne patr ko dur kar diya.

"aadha inch kii twachaa or meri gardan ko pakade hue, harry! zyaadaatar log sochate hai ki yah acha he or sir hilaataa he, lekin oh, nahin, yah sar ke liye thik se dicapitated-podmor ke liye paryaapt nahin he."

harry ne jawaab nahin diya, or sar nicholas ko yaad aayaa ki vah bhi pareshaan dikhe the.usne poochne se pehle khud ko shant karne ke liye ek gahari saans lee, "to - kya aapako pareshaan kar rahaa he? kuch bhi main kar saktaa hum?"
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lagbhag headleys nik ke drushtikon se is pustak ko phir se likhen.use khud ko sar nicholas ke rup main sanderbhit karnaa chahie.

jaisaa ki harry ne nirjan galiyare ke saath squtch kiya, vah kisi aise vyakti ke paas aayaa, jo vah utana hi vyast tha jitna vah tha.lagbhag headleys nik, griphindor tower kaa bhoot, ek khidki se baahar kii ore ghur rahaa tha, uski saans ke neeche gunagunaate hue, ". unki aavashyaktaaon ko puraa na karen. aadha inch, agar vah."

"hello, nik," harry ne kaha.

"hello, hello," lagbhag headleys nik ne kaha, shuru or gol dikh rahaa he.unhone apane lambey ghunghraale baalo par ek dashing, plumedu topi pahani thi, or ek raf ke saath ek angarkha, jisane is tathy ko chupaaya ki uski gardan lagbhag puri tarah se alag ho gai thi.vah dhuaan ke rup main pilaa tha, or harry uske madhyam se andhere akaash or musaladhar barish ke baahar dekh saktaa tha.

"aap pareshaan dikhte hai, yuva kumhaar," nik ne kaha, ek paardarshee patr ko modate hue, jaisaa ki usne bolaa or use apane dabl ke andar tak kiya.

"to kya aap," harry ne kaha.

"aah," lagbhag headleys nik ne ek suruchipurna haath laharaaya, "koi mahatv nahin he. aisa nahin he. aisa nahin he ki main vastav main shaamil hona chahta tha.' -'

apane hawaadaar swar ke baavjood, uske chehre par bahut kadavaahat kii nazar thi.

"lekin aap sochenge, kya aap nahin karenge," vah achaanak fat gaya, patr ko apni jeb se waapas khinchate hue, "ki ek kund kulhadi ke saath gardan main pantalis baar maaraa ja rahaa he, aapako headleys shikaar main shaamil hone ke liye yogya hoga?"

"oh - haan," harry ne kaha, jo spasht rup se sahamat hone vaala tha.

"meraa matlab he, koi bhi main jitna chahta hum usase zyada nahin chahta ki yah sab twarit or saaf ho gaya tha, or meraa sir thik se band ho gaya tha, meraa matlab he, isane mujhe bahut dard or uphaas kaa ek bada sauda kiya hoga. haalanki -" lagbhag headleys nik shukunakaa patr khulaa or ugr rup se padhaa jaataa he: "'ham keval un shikariyon ko sweekaar kar sakate hai jinke pramukhon ne apane sharir ke saath company ko bhaag liya he. aap saraahna karenge ki sadasyon ke liye yah asambhav hoga ki sadasyon ke liye horsebach head-togling or head polo jaisi shikaar gatividhiyon main bhaag lenaa.sabase bada afsos ke saath he, isliye, mujhe aapako suchit karnaa hoga ki aap hamaari aavashyaktaaon ko puraa nahin karte hai. bahut shubhakamanaayen, sar patric delane-podmor. '

fuming, lagbhag headleys nik ne patr ko dur kar diya.

"aadha inch kii twachaa or meri gardan ko pakade hue, harry! zyaadaatar log sochate hai ki yah acha he or sir hilaataa he, lekin oh, nahin, yah sar ke liye thik se dicapitated-podmor ke liye paryaapt nahin he."

lagbhag headleys nik ne kai gahari saansen leen or phir kaha, ek dur ke shant swar main, "to - aapako kya pareshaan kar rahaa he? kuch bhi main kar saktaa hum?"</s>
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"unki aavashyaktaaon ko puraa na karen ... aadha inch, agar vah ..." sar nicholas ne apni saans ke tahat mut kar diya.

"hello, nik," uske peeche ek aawaaj ai, jisase vah shuru ho gaya.vah harry potter ko dekhakar use dekhakar, vishesh rup se khush nahin dikh rahaa tha.

"aap pareshaan dikhte hai, yuva kumhaar," sar nicholas ne tippanee kii, apane patr ko modate hue or use apane dabl ke andar rakhaa.

"to kya aap," harry ne jawaab diya.vah sahi tha.

"aah," sar nicholas ne kaha, balki asahaj mahasoos kar rahaa tha.unhone ek suruchipurna haath laharaaya, "koi mahatv nahin he ... aisa nahin he ki main vastav main shaamil hona chahta tha ... sochaa tha ki main aavedan karunga, lekin jaahir he ki main 'aavashyaktaaon ko puraa nahin karata' ..."

unhone hawaadaar ko awaz dene kii koshish kii, lekin apni niraashaa ke kaaran yah mushkil tha.unhone khud ko patr ko apni jeb se baahar khinchate hue paaya, "lekin aap sochenge, kya aap nahin karenge, ki ek kund kulhadi ke saath gardan main pantalis baar hit ho rahaa he, jo aapako headleys hunt main shaamil hone ke liye yogya hoga?"

"oh haan," harry sahamat hue.samjhaute se sar nicholas ko protsaahit kiya gaya tha.

"meraa matlab he, koi bhi nahin chahta ki main isse zyada chahta hum ki yah sab twarit or saaf ho gaya tha, or meraa sir thik se band ho gaya tha, meraa matlab he, isane mujhe bahut dard or uphaas kaa ek bada sauda kiya hoga. haalanki ... ham kar sakate hankeval un shikariyon ko sweekaar karen jinke pramukhon ne apane sharir ke saath company ko bhaag liya he. aap saraahna karenge ki sadasyon ke liye yah asambhav hoga ki sadasyon ke liye hunt gatividhiyon main bhaag lenaaapako suchit karen ki aap hamaari aavashyaktaaon ko puraa nahin karte hai. bahut shubhakamanaayen, sar patric delane-podmor. '

unka gussa phir se ubalte hue, sar nicholas ne patr ko dur kar diya.

"aadha inch kii twachaa or meri gardan ko pakade hue, harry! zyaadaatar log sochate hai ki yah acha he or sir hilaataa he, lekin oh, nahin, yah sar ke liye thik se dicapitated-podmor ke liye paryaapt nahin he."

harry ne jawaab nahin diya, or sar nicholas ko yaad aayaa ki vah bhi pareshaan dikhe the.usne poochne se pehle khud ko shant karne ke liye ek gahari saans lee, "to - kya aapako pareshaan kar rahaa he? kuch bhi main kar saktaa hum?"</s>
