Droid! I need to write some funny tweets about how beer is better than modern technology. Please write five to start.
system
Droid!mujhe is bare main kuch mjedaar twits likhane kii aavashyaktaa he ki bear aadhunik takanic se behatar kaise he.kripaya shuru karne ke liye paanch likhen.
user
bear> tech.mujhe vishwaas nahin he?aapako lagata he ki kitne pracheen sumerion ek nae cell phone ke liye line main hai?

main kal raat ek tinder date se khadaa ho gaya, lekin bear ne mujhe bhoot diya.

kya aap jaanate hai ki bear main paryaapt calories hoti he jo aap ek chutki main, akele bear par ek maheene se adhik jivit rah sakate hai?aaie dekhen ki aap koshish karte hai ki us fansy tablet ke saath aapane abhi kharida he!

fasebuk kaa acha or sabhi, lekin mujhe kabhi bhi bear nahin mila.darasal, main ginis ke ek pint dwaara dank maar rahaa hoon!

aadhunik soshal media mukhya rup se aapaki qayaamat-scroling aadat kaa samarthan karne ke liye maujuud he.lekin bear glass main aap jo sabase dukhad cheez dekhenge vah neeche he.
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Droid!mujhe is bare main kuch mjedaar twits likhane kii aavashyaktaa he ki bear aadhunik takanic se behatar kaise he.kripaya shuru karne ke liye paanch likhen.</s>
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bear> tech.mujhe vishwaas nahin he?aapako lagata he ki kitne pracheen sumerion ek nae cell phone ke liye line main hai?

main kal raat ek tinder date se khadaa ho gaya, lekin bear ne mujhe bhoot diya.

kya aap jaanate hai ki bear main paryaapt calories hoti he jo aap ek chutki main, akele bear par ek maheene se adhik jivit rah sakate hai?aaie dekhen ki aap koshish karte hai ki us fansy tablet ke saath aapane abhi kharida he!

fasebuk kaa acha or sabhi, lekin mujhe kabhi bhi bear nahin mila.darasal, main ginis ke ek pint dwaara dank maar rahaa hoon!

aadhunik soshal media mukhya rup se aapaki qayaamat-scroling aadat kaa samarthan karne ke liye maujuud he.lekin bear glass main aap jo sabase dukhad cheez dekhenge vah neeche he.</s>
