Hello. Please write an article about three things you should never say on a first date and why you shouldn't say them. Keep it funny and write it from the perspective of someone who is very worried about saying the wrong thing. Add what the person should do if they misspeak and say something they wish they hadn't. Be sure to start with a brief introductory article and number the paragraphs. Write a header for each paragraph.
system
namaste.kripaya teen chizon ke bare main ek lekh likhen jo aapako pehali taarikh ko kabhi nahin kahana chahie or aapako unhen kyon nahin kahana chahie.ise mazaakia rakhen or ise kisi aise vyakti ke drushtikon se likhen jo galat baat kehane ke bare main bahut chintit he.us vyakti ko kya karnaa chahie agar ve chook karte hai or kuch aisa kehete hai jo ve chaahate hai ki ve nahin the.ek sankshipt parichayatmak lekh or paragraph kii sankhya ke saath shuru karnaa sunishchit karen.prayek paragraph ke liye ek header likhen.
user
pehali taarikh par janaa ek audishan kii tarah he.koi fark nahin padataa ki aap kitni taiyaari karte hai, aap abhi bhi apni linon ko bhuulane ke bare main chintaa karte hai yaa isse bhi badtar, galat baat kah rahe hai.yahaan kuch suzav die gaye hai ki aam pehali taarikh ke nuksaan se kaise bachein taaki aap apana sarvshereshth pair aage rakh saken.

1. ucch jameen le lo
aapaki maan sahi thi jab usne aapse kaha tha ki "apane shishtachar ko dhyaan main rakhen."shishtachar or shishtachar ke peeche kaa uddeshy aapke aasapaas ke logon ke liye sammaan dena or vichaar karnaa he.ek darwaja khulaa rakhane jaise choti chijen karnaa, madhya-vaakya main apni tithi ko kaatane or "kripaya" or "dhanyavad" kahana aap donon ke liye chintaa ke str ko kam karne ke liye ek lanbaa rasta tay karnaa he.yadi aapke paas valgar bhashaa kaa shapath lene yaa upyog karne kii pravriti he, to ise check main rakhen.kharaab bhashaa kharaab wibs detii he.

2. apane purv ko bhul jaao
jivan ke anubhavon ko saajha karne se aapako ek -duusare ke bare main jaanane main madad milti he lekin apane pichley rishton ko lapete main rakhen.koi bhi yah nahin sunanaa chahta he ki aapaki antim tithi kaise pagal thi yaa aap keval ajeeb-oes ko kyon aakarshith karte hai.ek hi nas main, "sabhi purushon" yaa "sabhi mahilaon" ke saath shuru hone vaali kuch bhi kehane se bachein.yah swachaalit rup se aapaki tithi ko ek aisi shrenee main le jaataa he jise aap spasht rup se pasand nahin karte hai or unhen aashcharyachakit karte hai ki ve apana samay aapke saath baahar jane par kyon barbaad kar rahe hai.yadi aapaki taarikh unke pichley rishton ke bare main baat karti he, to unke sharir kii ginati ke bare main nyaay na karen yaa na puuchhen.yadi yah aapako asahaj karata he, to vishay ko chaturaai se badal den or ise jane den.

3. vyaktigat mat jaao
yah mat pucho ki aapaki taarikh kaa vajan kitna he.kabhi.yadi aapaki taarikh main ullekh kiya gaya he ki ve apane vajan ke saath sangharsh karte hai, to kuch bhi nakaaratmak yaa nindaneey na kahen.yadi aapako jawaab dena chahie, to yah dekhakar tatasth rakhen ki bahut se logon ko ek hi samasya he or ise us par chhod den.ditto aapaki taarikh ko unki umr puch rahaa he.yah aapke vyavsaay main se koi bhi nahin he jab tak ki aapaki taarikh 18 se kam umr ke nahin dikhti he;phir, har tarah se, puuchhen.dharm, nasl, raajnneeti or saamaajik muddon jaise hot-batan vishyon se bachein.or baad main sex tok ko bachaaen jab sambandh adhik sthapit or antarang ho.
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namaste.kripaya teen chizon ke bare main ek lekh likhen jo aapako pehali taarikh ko kabhi nahin kahana chahie or aapako unhen kyon nahin kahana chahie.ise mazaakia rakhen or ise kisi aise vyakti ke drushtikon se likhen jo galat baat kehane ke bare main bahut chintit he.us vyakti ko kya karnaa chahie agar ve chook karte hai or kuch aisa kehete hai jo ve chaahate hai ki ve nahin the.ek sankshipt parichayatmak lekh or paragraph kii sankhya ke saath shuru karnaa sunishchit karen.prayek paragraph ke liye ek header likhen.</s>
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pehali taarikh par janaa ek audishan kii tarah he.koi fark nahin padataa ki aap kitni taiyaari karte hai, aap abhi bhi apni linon ko bhuulane ke bare main chintaa karte hai yaa isse bhi badtar, galat baat kah rahe hai.yahaan kuch suzav die gaye hai ki aam pehali taarikh ke nuksaan se kaise bachein taaki aap apana sarvshereshth pair aage rakh saken.

1. ucch jameen le lo
aapaki maan sahi thi jab usne aapse kaha tha ki "apane shishtachar ko dhyaan main rakhen."shishtachar or shishtachar ke peeche kaa uddeshy aapke aasapaas ke logon ke liye sammaan dena or vichaar karnaa he.ek darwaja khulaa rakhane jaise choti chijen karnaa, madhya-vaakya main apni tithi ko kaatane or "kripaya" or "dhanyavad" kahana aap donon ke liye chintaa ke str ko kam karne ke liye ek lanbaa rasta tay karnaa he.yadi aapke paas valgar bhashaa kaa shapath lene yaa upyog karne kii pravriti he, to ise check main rakhen.kharaab bhashaa kharaab wibs detii he.

2. apane purv ko bhul jaao
jivan ke anubhavon ko saajha karne se aapako ek -duusare ke bare main jaanane main madad milti he lekin apane pichley rishton ko lapete main rakhen.koi bhi yah nahin sunanaa chahta he ki aapaki antim tithi kaise pagal thi yaa aap keval ajeeb-oes ko kyon aakarshith karte hai.ek hi nas main, "sabhi purushon" yaa "sabhi mahilaon" ke saath shuru hone vaali kuch bhi kehane se bachein.yah swachaalit rup se aapaki tithi ko ek aisi shrenee main le jaataa he jise aap spasht rup se pasand nahin karte hai or unhen aashcharyachakit karte hai ki ve apana samay aapke saath baahar jane par kyon barbaad kar rahe hai.yadi aapaki taarikh unke pichley rishton ke bare main baat karti he, to unke sharir kii ginati ke bare main nyaay na karen yaa na puuchhen.yadi yah aapako asahaj karata he, to vishay ko chaturaai se badal den or ise jane den.

3. vyaktigat mat jaao
yah mat pucho ki aapaki taarikh kaa vajan kitna he.kabhi.yadi aapaki taarikh main ullekh kiya gaya he ki ve apane vajan ke saath sangharsh karte hai, to kuch bhi nakaaratmak yaa nindaneey na kahen.yadi aapako jawaab dena chahie, to yah dekhakar tatasth rakhen ki bahut se logon ko ek hi samasya he or ise us par chhod den.ditto aapaki taarikh ko unki umr puch rahaa he.yah aapke vyavsaay main se koi bhi nahin he jab tak ki aapaki taarikh 18 se kam umr ke nahin dikhti he;phir, har tarah se, puuchhen.dharm, nasl, raajnneeti or saamaajik muddon jaise hot-batan vishyon se bachein.or baad main sex tok ko bachaaen jab sambandh adhik sthapit or antarang ho.</s>
