Give me a handful of ideas for a general congratulations card that is funny. The outside should always say "Congratulations!" and the inside should be something funny, strange, or stupid but family-friendly.
system
mujhe ek saamaanya badhai card ke liye kuch mutthi bhar vichaar den jo mazedaar he.baahar hameshaa kahana chahie "badhai!"or andar kuch ajeeb, ajeeb, yaa bevakoof lekin parivaar ke anukool hona chahie.
user
1. main bilkul jaanata tha ki aap ise kar sakate hai.mujhe koi andeh nahin tha.kabhi.koi nahin.
2. ham donon jaanate hai ki aapako kya badhai di ja rahi he or yah puri tarah se is card ko gun detaa he.
3. yah keval samay kii baat thi, lekin ab yah aapaki baat he!kyonki aapane ise kiya or samay nahin kiya!
4. aapaki sari mehnat kuch manyata or ek bade inaam ke hakdaar hai, isliye yahan manyata he!
5. aapane yah kiya!ho gaya!yah sab ab khatm ho gaya he or jo kuch bachaa he vah jashn manaane ke liye he!
assistant
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<|user|>
mujhe ek saamaanya badhai card ke liye kuch mutthi bhar vichaar den jo mazedaar he.baahar hameshaa kahana chahie "badhai!"or andar kuch ajeeb, ajeeb, yaa bevakoof lekin parivaar ke anukool hona chahie.</s>
<|assistant|>
1. main bilkul jaanata tha ki aap ise kar sakate hai.mujhe koi andeh nahin tha.kabhi.koi nahin.
2. ham donon jaanate hai ki aapako kya badhai di ja rahi he or yah puri tarah se is card ko gun detaa he.
3. yah keval samay kii baat thi, lekin ab yah aapaki baat he!kyonki aapane ise kiya or samay nahin kiya!
4. aapaki sari mehnat kuch manyata or ek bade inaam ke hakdaar hai, isliye yahan manyata he!
5. aapane yah kiya!ho gaya!yah sab ab khatm ho gaya he or jo kuch bachaa he vah jashn manaane ke liye he!</s>
