Can you write the intro to a speech I'm giving next week? The speech is for a fundraiser for an art organization that helps kids. It should be funny and grab peoples' attention.
system
kya aap ek bhaashan ke liye parichay likh sakate hai jo main agle saptaah de rahaa hum?bhaashan ek kala sanghathan ke liye ek funderiser ke liye he jo bacchon kii madad karata he.yah mazaakia hona chahie or logon kaa dhyaan aakarshith karnaa chahie.
user
meraa aap sabhi ke liye ek prashn he.aap main se kitne log sochate hai ki aap ek 3 greader se behatar aakarshith kar sakate hai?apane haath badhayen.
kya hoga agar maine aapako bataaya ki sabhi umr ke bachche hai jo kala sabak praapt kar rahe hai or ve shaayad aapke haathon se behatar tareeke se aakarshith kar sakate hai?aap apane haathon se neeche ke log hai, aap yah sweekaar karne ke liye bahadur hai ki aap bacchon ke jhund ke rup main ek kalakaar ke rup main achche nahin ho sakate hai!

meraa naam [naam] he or main yahaan aapse [kala sanghathan] ke bare main baat karne ke liye hum or yah kyon mahaan he ki bacchon ke ek samooh ko itani kam umr main mahaan kalakaar banane kaa avasar mila he.aap aakarshith kar sakate hai yaa nahin, yah bacchon ke liye kuch adbhut or mjedaar kaa samarthan karne kaa ek shandaar avasar he.
assistant
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kya aap ek bhaashan ke liye parichay likh sakate hai jo main agle saptaah de rahaa hum?bhaashan ek kala sanghathan ke liye ek funderiser ke liye he jo bacchon kii madad karata he.yah mazaakia hona chahie or logon kaa dhyaan aakarshith karnaa chahie.</s>
<|assistant|>
meraa aap sabhi ke liye ek prashn he.aap main se kitne log sochate hai ki aap ek 3 greader se behatar aakarshith kar sakate hai?apane haath badhayen.
kya hoga agar maine aapako bataaya ki sabhi umr ke bachche hai jo kala sabak praapt kar rahe hai or ve shaayad aapke haathon se behatar tareeke se aakarshith kar sakate hai?aap apane haathon se neeche ke log hai, aap yah sweekaar karne ke liye bahadur hai ki aap bacchon ke jhund ke rup main ek kalakaar ke rup main achche nahin ho sakate hai!

meraa naam [naam] he or main yahaan aapse [kala sanghathan] ke bare main baat karne ke liye hum or yah kyon mahaan he ki bacchon ke ek samooh ko itani kam umr main mahaan kalakaar banane kaa avasar mila he.aap aakarshith kar sakate hai yaa nahin, yah bacchon ke liye kuch adbhut or mjedaar kaa samarthan karne kaa ek shandaar avasar he.</s>
