I need you to write a tweet for me. I want you to write a funny tweet about dogs eating homework. I am a teacher now so maybe it could be ironic seeing it from the other side.
system
mujhe aapke liye ek twit likhane kii jarurat he.main chahta hum ki aap homework khaane vaale kutton ke bare main ek mjedaar twit likhen.main ab ek shikshak hum, isliye shaayad yah duusari taraf se ise dekhakar vidambnaa ho saktaa he.
user
mujhe kabhi ehsaas nahin hua ki kitne kute vishesh rup se homework khate hai.mere paas is saptaah teen chaatr hai jinhone ek kute ke bhojan ke liye apana homework kho diya.kisi tarah kii pagal duniya main ham rah rahe hai. mujhe har homework asinament ke saath chocolate dena shuru karnaa hoga.
assistant
<|system|>
</s>
<|user|>
mujhe aapke liye ek twit likhane kii jarurat he.main chahta hum ki aap homework khaane vaale kutton ke bare main ek mjedaar twit likhen.main ab ek shikshak hum, isliye shaayad yah duusari taraf se ise dekhakar vidambnaa ho saktaa he.</s>
<|assistant|>
mujhe kabhi ehsaas nahin hua ki kitne kute vishesh rup se homework khate hai.mere paas is saptaah teen chaatr hai jinhone ek kute ke bhojan ke liye apana homework kho diya.kisi tarah kii pagal duniya main ham rah rahe hai. mujhe har homework asinament ke saath chocolate dena shuru karnaa hoga.</s>
