I need you to write an ad for a newspaper for toilet paper. The ad needs to be funny.
system
mujhe aapako toilet paper ke liye ek akhbaar ke liye ek vigyaapan likhane kii aavashyaktaa he.vigyaapan ko mazedaar hona chahie.
user
kya aapako kabhi aisa lagata he ki aapkaa toilet paper sirf ise kaat nahin rahaa he?jaise yah apni puri kshamta tak nahin rah rahaa he?khayr, hamaare paas aapke liye samaadhaan he!hamaara toilet paper itnaa naram or majboot he, yah ek sharaabi badal ke saath ponchney jaisaa he jo gym main kaam kar rahaa he.aapako kabhi bhi un pesky chote paper bits ke bare main chintaa karne kii zarurat nahin he, jahaan unhen nahin karnaa chahie - hamaara toilet paper itnaa shoshak he ki aap ise spills ko mope karne, apane ansu sookhne, yaa yahaan tak ki aapaki naak ko udaane ke liye upyog kar sakate hai.kam ke liye vyavasthit mat karo!apane sapanom kaa toilet paper praapt karen - yah aapke jivan ko badal degaa!
assistant
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<|user|>
mujhe aapako toilet paper ke liye ek akhbaar ke liye ek vigyaapan likhane kii aavashyaktaa he.vigyaapan ko mazedaar hona chahie.</s>
<|assistant|>
kya aapako kabhi aisa lagata he ki aapkaa toilet paper sirf ise kaat nahin rahaa he?jaise yah apni puri kshamta tak nahin rah rahaa he?khayr, hamaare paas aapke liye samaadhaan he!hamaara toilet paper itnaa naram or majboot he, yah ek sharaabi badal ke saath ponchney jaisaa he jo gym main kaam kar rahaa he.aapako kabhi bhi un pesky chote paper bits ke bare main chintaa karne kii zarurat nahin he, jahaan unhen nahin karnaa chahie - hamaara toilet paper itnaa shoshak he ki aap ise spills ko mope karne, apane ansu sookhne, yaa yahaan tak ki aapaki naak ko udaane ke liye upyog kar sakate hai.kam ke liye vyavasthit mat karo!apane sapanom kaa toilet paper praapt karen - yah aapke jivan ko badal degaa!</s>
