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Clothes in hamper smell good enough
1 DAY AGO by H. CLAIR ( @ )   

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REGINA – Part-time barista Melanie Ericsson has reportedly expressed relief after realizing she had no clean clothes but, fortunately, discovered that those in her hamper had a pleasant-enough odour that she could wear them to an important engagement.

“I’ve had a pretty busy month, what with working, studying, gaming and napping, and I guess I never really found a moment to dump my clothes basket into the washing machine,” added Ericsson, sniffing her collar. “The next thing I know, I get a call asking if I could come in for an interview at a pretty prestigious law firm, and all I have left in my closet are a flannel tracksuit, a pair of shorts I borrowed from my brother, and a BTS concert shirt that had a weird stain from the time I tried mixing a daiquiri with the stuff inside a glow stick”.

While positing that others might panic, Ericsson stated that she has a “tried-and-true” process to mitigate such wardrobe emergencies. “The first thing you want to do is immerse your hand into the fabric-pile and identify what I like to call ‘the dry zone’ and isolate those clothes from the rest”.

She continued, “Next up is taking a proper inventory of what kind of smell-profile we’re dealing with”, adding that “it was important that whatever blouse I chose had some residual deodorant scent, as a kind of safety-net”.

Ericsson noted that it is similarly critical to properly coordinate odours. “In this case, my top also preserved a hint of my daily cinnamon bagel. So, in addition to assuring they were at least 50% wrinkle-free, I made a point to grab a pair of slacks that carried a nice bouquet of Kraft Dinner”.

“You see, while both pieces smelled, they were matching smells, bread and cheese pair well together. A combative aroma palette is a real faux-pas”.
system
is samachar lekh ko yaa to gambhir yaa vinodi ke rup main vargeekrut karen.apana tark samajhaayen.

sthaneey
hamber main kapade kaaphi acchhee gandh
1 din pehle ech. cleyar ( @) dwaara

chitra kaa shrey dena

regina-anshkalik barist melani arikson ne kathith taur par raahat vyakt kii he ki unke paas koi saaf kapade nahin the, lekin saubhaahgya se, pataa chalaa ki unke baadha main un logon ko ek sukhad-paryaapt gandh thi jo vah unhen ek mahatvapurn sagaai ke liye pahan sakati thi.

arikson ne kaha, "mere paas ek bahut vyast maheenaa tha, kya kaam, adhyayan, gaming or napping ke saath, or mujhe lagata he ki mujhe vastav main kabhi bhi apane kapade kii tokari ko washing mashin main damp karne ke liye ek pal nahin mila.""agali baat jo mujhe pataa he, mujhe ek kol miltaa he, yah poochhate hue ki kya main ek bahut hi pratishthit lau form main ek saakshaatkaar ke liye aa saktaa hum, or maine apni kothri main chhod diya he, ek flanal trekksoot he, ek jodi shorts jo maine apane bhai se udhaar lee thi,or ek beaties concert shart jisamen ek ajeeb daag tha jab maine ek chamak chadi ke andar saamaan ke saath ek dikiri ko milaane kii koshish kii thi ”.

yah kehete hue ki anya log ghabara sakate hai, arikson ne kaha ki unke paas is tarah kii almaari kii apaat sthitiyon ko kam karne ke liye ek "koshish-or-sachcha" prakriya he."pehali cheez jo aap karnaa chaahate hai, vah he apane haath ko kapade-dher main duboen or pahachaanen ki mujhe 'dry zone' kol karnaa pasand he or un kapadon ko baaki hisson se alag karen".

usne jari rakhaa, "aglaa ap ek uchit inventry le rahaa he ki ham kis tarah kii gandh-profil ke saath kaam kar rahe hai", yah kehete hue ki "yah mahatvapurn tha ki maine jo bhi blouse chunaa, uske paas kuch avshisht durgandh kii gandh thi, ek prakaar kii suraksha-shuddh ke rup main".

arikson ne kaha ki yah gandh ko thik se samanvayit karne ke liye samaan rup se mahatvapurn he.“is maamle main, mere sheersh ne bhi mere dainik dalacheenee bagel kaa ek sanket sangrakshit kiya.isliye, yah aashwaasan dene ke alaava ki ve kam se kam 50% shikan-mukt the, maine craft dinar kaa ek acha guladasta chalaane vaale slacks kii ek jodi ko hadapney ke liye ek bindu banaaya.

“aap dekhte hai, jabaki donon tukdon main gandh aati he, ve gandh, roti or paneer kii jodi se milan kar rahe the.ek jujharu sugandh pallate ek vaastavik ashuddh-paas he ”.
user
yah samachar lekh vinodi he.yah ek anubhav kaa ek atiranjit khaataa he, jo bahut se log baadha se ek kapadon kii vastu ko phir se pahane hue ho sakate hai, or ise or adhik charam str tak le ja sakate hai, jahaan vishay in kapadon ko ek pratishthit lau form main naukari ke saakshaatkaar main pahan rahaa he.yah vishay ke "vyast maheene" main gatividhiyon ke rup main gaming or napping ko shaamil karke vyangy kaa upyog karata he.ant main, pahane gaye gande kapadon kii vastuon ke bich manarth gandh paidaa karne kaa apratyaashit or betuka lakshya kamedic tone main yogadan detaa he.
assistant
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is samachar lekh ko yaa to gambhir yaa vinodi ke rup main vargeekrut karen.apana tark samajhaayen.

sthaneey
hamber main kapade kaaphi acchhee gandh
1 din pehle ech. cleyar ( @) dwaara

chitra kaa shrey dena

regina-anshkalik barist melani arikson ne kathith taur par raahat vyakt kii he ki unke paas koi saaf kapade nahin the, lekin saubhaahgya se, pataa chalaa ki unke baadha main un logon ko ek sukhad-paryaapt gandh thi jo vah unhen ek mahatvapurn sagaai ke liye pahan sakati thi.

arikson ne kaha, "mere paas ek bahut vyast maheenaa tha, kya kaam, adhyayan, gaming or napping ke saath, or mujhe lagata he ki mujhe vastav main kabhi bhi apane kapade kii tokari ko washing mashin main damp karne ke liye ek pal nahin mila.""agali baat jo mujhe pataa he, mujhe ek kol miltaa he, yah poochhate hue ki kya main ek bahut hi pratishthit lau form main ek saakshaatkaar ke liye aa saktaa hum, or maine apni kothri main chhod diya he, ek flanal trekksoot he, ek jodi shorts jo maine apane bhai se udhaar lee thi,or ek beaties concert shart jisamen ek ajeeb daag tha jab maine ek chamak chadi ke andar saamaan ke saath ek dikiri ko milaane kii koshish kii thi ”.

yah kehete hue ki anya log ghabara sakate hai, arikson ne kaha ki unke paas is tarah kii almaari kii apaat sthitiyon ko kam karne ke liye ek "koshish-or-sachcha" prakriya he."pehali cheez jo aap karnaa chaahate hai, vah he apane haath ko kapade-dher main duboen or pahachaanen ki mujhe 'dry zone' kol karnaa pasand he or un kapadon ko baaki hisson se alag karen".

usne jari rakhaa, "aglaa ap ek uchit inventry le rahaa he ki ham kis tarah kii gandh-profil ke saath kaam kar rahe hai", yah kehete hue ki "yah mahatvapurn tha ki maine jo bhi blouse chunaa, uske paas kuch avshisht durgandh kii gandh thi, ek prakaar kii suraksha-shuddh ke rup main".

arikson ne kaha ki yah gandh ko thik se samanvayit karne ke liye samaan rup se mahatvapurn he.“is maamle main, mere sheersh ne bhi mere dainik dalacheenee bagel kaa ek sanket sangrakshit kiya.isliye, yah aashwaasan dene ke alaava ki ve kam se kam 50% shikan-mukt the, maine craft dinar kaa ek acha guladasta chalaane vaale slacks kii ek jodi ko hadapney ke liye ek bindu banaaya.

“aap dekhte hai, jabaki donon tukdon main gandh aati he, ve gandh, roti or paneer kii jodi se milan kar rahe the.ek jujharu sugandh pallate ek vaastavik ashuddh-paas he ”.</s>
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yah samachar lekh vinodi he.yah ek anubhav kaa ek atiranjit khaataa he, jo bahut se log baadha se ek kapadon kii vastu ko phir se pahane hue ho sakate hai, or ise or adhik charam str tak le ja sakate hai, jahaan vishay in kapadon ko ek pratishthit lau form main naukari ke saakshaatkaar main pahan rahaa he.yah vishay ke "vyast maheene" main gatividhiyon ke rup main gaming or napping ko shaamil karke vyangy kaa upyog karata he.ant main, pahane gaye gande kapadon kii vastuon ke bich manarth gandh paidaa karne kaa apratyaashit or betuka lakshya kamedic tone main yogadan detaa he.</s>
