Write a stream-of-consciousness story about a woman who goes grocery shopping but keeps getting distracted. It should be one really long sentence of at least 300 words with comma splices and run-on sentences and it somehow involves an eclipse. Ellipses, dashes, and commas are ok to interrupt thoughts, but no question marks.
system
ek mahila ke bare main ek stream-of-chetana kahani likhen jo kiraane kii kharidari karti he lekin vichlit ho jaati he.yah alpaviram splis or ran-on vaakyon ke saath kam se kam 300 shabdon kaa ek lanbaa vaakya hona chahie or isamen kisi tarah ek grahan shaamil he.alips, dasha or alpaviram vichaaron ko baadhit karne ke liye thik hai, lekin koi sawaal nahin he.
user
thik he, isliye aaj mujhe kuch toilet paper or kichan clinar khareednaa he, lekin yah $ 10 se adhik kharch nahin kar saktaa he kyonki mujhe kiraye ko cover karne ke liye apane baaki paise kii aavashyaktaa he, bhale hi mere makaan maalik ne mere toote hue sinc ko thik nahin kiya, baavjoodpichley hafte iske bare main email karen or pani rasoi kii tilon par sabhi li ho gaya-koi aashcharya nahinmeri baari, mujhe is laal car ke guzarane ke baad bas ek you-turn karnaa chahie ... yah ek acchhee car he, mujhe aashcharya hesine out front yaa kya yah vastav main dhoop he, jiske bare main bolte hue, maine akhbaar main padhaa he ki agle hafte ek grahan hona chahie, isliye yah dhoop nahin hoga or mujhe aashcharya he ki agar mujhe uske saath taiyaari karne ke liye kuch bhi kharidne kii aavashyaktaa haike saath ... mujhe phir se kharidne kii zarurat thi, toilet clinar or paper towel jaise kuch, or mujhe apane can ke liye kuch kachra bag kharidne kii bhi jarurat he kyonki maine jo pichley kharide the, ve vastav main saste the- bolne vaale, jinamein se meri baat he, vahaan meraa hadost jisane mujhe kabhi $ 20 kaa bhugtan kabhi nahin kiya, vah mujh par bakaayaa he or agar main use ab se praapt kar saktaa hum to shaayad main apane kiraane kaa saamaan par thodaa or paisa kharch kar saktaa hum or hameshaa kii tarah har cheez par kanjusee nahin kar saktaa, bhale hi main paryaapt paisa kamata hunmeri naukari, mujhe abhi samaj nahin aa rahaa he ki main apane paise kaa prabandhan kyon nahin kar saktaa yaa apane bilon kaa bhugtan samay par praapt nahin kar saktaa, tab bhi jab main apane phone par ek lakh alarm kii tarah set karata hum or apane calendar main alert daalata hum, kisi tarah main ise yaad karata hum or janaa padataa haiek stern talking ke liye mere makaan maalik par jaaen, lekin is baar nahin, kyonki main apane paise waapas lene ja rahaa hum or jo kuch bhi mujhe zarurat thi use kharidne ja rahaa hum or kal apana kiraaya bhugtan karen ... oh, ruko, ruko, yah vastav main kal hone vaala tha.
assistant
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<|user|>
ek mahila ke bare main ek stream-of-chetana kahani likhen jo kiraane kii kharidari karti he lekin vichlit ho jaati he.yah alpaviram splis or ran-on vaakyon ke saath kam se kam 300 shabdon kaa ek lanbaa vaakya hona chahie or isamen kisi tarah ek grahan shaamil he.alips, dasha or alpaviram vichaaron ko baadhit karne ke liye thik hai, lekin koi sawaal nahin he.</s>
<|assistant|>
thik he, isliye aaj mujhe kuch toilet paper or kichan clinar khareednaa he, lekin yah $ 10 se adhik kharch nahin kar saktaa he kyonki mujhe kiraye ko cover karne ke liye apane baaki paise kii aavashyaktaa he, bhale hi mere makaan maalik ne mere toote hue sinc ko thik nahin kiya, baavjoodpichley hafte iske bare main email karen or pani rasoi kii tilon par sabhi li ho gaya-koi aashcharya nahinmeri baari, mujhe is laal car ke guzarane ke baad bas ek you-turn karnaa chahie ... yah ek acchhee car he, mujhe aashcharya hesine out front yaa kya yah vastav main dhoop he, jiske bare main bolte hue, maine akhbaar main padhaa he ki agle hafte ek grahan hona chahie, isliye yah dhoop nahin hoga or mujhe aashcharya he ki agar mujhe uske saath taiyaari karne ke liye kuch bhi kharidne kii aavashyaktaa haike saath ... mujhe phir se kharidne kii zarurat thi, toilet clinar or paper towel jaise kuch, or mujhe apane can ke liye kuch kachra bag kharidne kii bhi jarurat he kyonki maine jo pichley kharide the, ve vastav main saste the- bolne vaale, jinamein se meri baat he, vahaan meraa hadost jisane mujhe kabhi $ 20 kaa bhugtan kabhi nahin kiya, vah mujh par bakaayaa he or agar main use ab se praapt kar saktaa hum to shaayad main apane kiraane kaa saamaan par thodaa or paisa kharch kar saktaa hum or hameshaa kii tarah har cheez par kanjusee nahin kar saktaa, bhale hi main paryaapt paisa kamata hunmeri naukari, mujhe abhi samaj nahin aa rahaa he ki main apane paise kaa prabandhan kyon nahin kar saktaa yaa apane bilon kaa bhugtan samay par praapt nahin kar saktaa, tab bhi jab main apane phone par ek lakh alarm kii tarah set karata hum or apane calendar main alert daalata hum, kisi tarah main ise yaad karata hum or janaa padataa haiek stern talking ke liye mere makaan maalik par jaaen, lekin is baar nahin, kyonki main apane paise waapas lene ja rahaa hum or jo kuch bhi mujhe zarurat thi use kharidne ja rahaa hum or kal apana kiraaya bhugtan karen ... oh, ruko, ruko, yah vastav main kal hone vaala tha.</s>
