Write an interview where a man is interviewing a ham sandwich about its self.
system
ek saakshaatkaar likhen jahaan ek aadmi apane bare main ek ham sandwich kaa saakshaatkaar kar rahaa he.
user
yah simon vedarabi he, or aaj main ek ham sandwich kaa saakshaatkaar kar rahaa hum.mere mehmaan apane mahaan swaad, santulan or duniya bhar main apil ke liye prasiddh hai.main haal hi main ham sandwich ke saath baithne main sakasham tha or ise kuch sawaal puch saktaa tha.

simon vedarabi: chalo shuru karne ke liye waapas jaaen;aapkaa shuruaati jivan kaisaa tha?
ham sandwich: thik he, main yah nahin kah saktaa ki mujhe bahut yaad he.mujhe lagata he ki main hameshaa se hi yahi aakaar rahaa hum.acha, chaukor, or achchhai se bharaa.main bada nahin hua hum, lekin mujhe lagata he ki jaise -jaise samay biit chukaa he, main thodaa or adhik sookhaa or basi ho gaya hum.

simon vedarabi: aap ek rock star kii tarah hai.bahut saare anya sandwich hai jo aapke jaisaa bananaa chaahate hai.tum kyon sochate ho ki aisa he?
ham sandwich: main apane aap ko is tarah se nahin sochataa.main bas yahan sabase acha ho saktaa hum, or agar main dusron ko khush kar saktaa hum, to main khush hum.jis tarah se, main kuch prasiddhi or kukhyati praapt kar saktaa hum, lekin yah baat nahin he.baat sirf mujhe ho rahi he.

simon vedarabi: aap bahut maamuli hai.chalo, bas ek sanket, yah aapke bare main kya he ki aap sochate hai ki duniya ke liye bahut apil karata he?
ham sandwich: main kuch bhi grahan nahin karnaa chahta, lekin mujhe vastav main lagata he ki log saraahna karte hai ki main ek sidhaa shooter or bahut paaramparik kaise hum.jab aapako ek ham sandwich miltaa he to aap jaanate hai ki aapako kya mil rahaa he.main kalathit hum or bahut se logon ke liye jo aaraam kar rahe hai.

simon vedarabi: us main sachai kii ek anguthi he.aap ek clasik hai.mujhe soft bread, aniyantrit paneer or nishchit rup se namakeen ham kaa aapkaa sangyojan bahut pasand he.aapako kya lagata he ki aapkaa pasandida hissaa kya he?
ham sandwich: thik he, mujhe nahin lagata ki main apni roti ke bina aaj sandwich hum.ham sandwich bread fansy nahin he, lekin yah toothsom or paushtik he or, thik he, yah kaam karata he.

simon vedarabi: bahut sach he, main aapako kisi anya roti main kalpana nahin kar saktaa.yadi aap apane aap main ek cheez jod sakate hai, to yah kya hoga?
ham sandwich: log hameshaa mere liye chizon ko jodne kii koshish kar rahe hai.lekin ek cheez jo main hameshaa koshish karnaa chahta tha, vah he kuch seb ke slis.ve bahut achche or kurkura hai.iske alaava, ve mere ham or paneer donon bhaagon kii prashansa karenge.
assistant
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<|user|>
ek saakshaatkaar likhen jahaan ek aadmi apane bare main ek ham sandwich kaa saakshaatkaar kar rahaa he.</s>
<|assistant|>
yah simon vedarabi he, or aaj main ek ham sandwich kaa saakshaatkaar kar rahaa hum.mere mehmaan apane mahaan swaad, santulan or duniya bhar main apil ke liye prasiddh hai.main haal hi main ham sandwich ke saath baithne main sakasham tha or ise kuch sawaal puch saktaa tha.

simon vedarabi: chalo shuru karne ke liye waapas jaaen;aapkaa shuruaati jivan kaisaa tha?
ham sandwich: thik he, main yah nahin kah saktaa ki mujhe bahut yaad he.mujhe lagata he ki main hameshaa se hi yahi aakaar rahaa hum.acha, chaukor, or achchhai se bharaa.main bada nahin hua hum, lekin mujhe lagata he ki jaise -jaise samay biit chukaa he, main thodaa or adhik sookhaa or basi ho gaya hum.

simon vedarabi: aap ek rock star kii tarah hai.bahut saare anya sandwich hai jo aapke jaisaa bananaa chaahate hai.tum kyon sochate ho ki aisa he?
ham sandwich: main apane aap ko is tarah se nahin sochataa.main bas yahan sabase acha ho saktaa hum, or agar main dusron ko khush kar saktaa hum, to main khush hum.jis tarah se, main kuch prasiddhi or kukhyati praapt kar saktaa hum, lekin yah baat nahin he.baat sirf mujhe ho rahi he.

simon vedarabi: aap bahut maamuli hai.chalo, bas ek sanket, yah aapke bare main kya he ki aap sochate hai ki duniya ke liye bahut apil karata he?
ham sandwich: main kuch bhi grahan nahin karnaa chahta, lekin mujhe vastav main lagata he ki log saraahna karte hai ki main ek sidhaa shooter or bahut paaramparik kaise hum.jab aapako ek ham sandwich miltaa he to aap jaanate hai ki aapako kya mil rahaa he.main kalathit hum or bahut se logon ke liye jo aaraam kar rahe hai.

simon vedarabi: us main sachai kii ek anguthi he.aap ek clasik hai.mujhe soft bread, aniyantrit paneer or nishchit rup se namakeen ham kaa aapkaa sangyojan bahut pasand he.aapako kya lagata he ki aapkaa pasandida hissaa kya he?
ham sandwich: thik he, mujhe nahin lagata ki main apni roti ke bina aaj sandwich hum.ham sandwich bread fansy nahin he, lekin yah toothsom or paushtik he or, thik he, yah kaam karata he.

simon vedarabi: bahut sach he, main aapako kisi anya roti main kalpana nahin kar saktaa.yadi aap apane aap main ek cheez jod sakate hai, to yah kya hoga?
ham sandwich: log hameshaa mere liye chizon ko jodne kii koshish kar rahe hai.lekin ek cheez jo main hameshaa koshish karnaa chahta tha, vah he kuch seb ke slis.ve bahut achche or kurkura hai.iske alaava, ve mere ham or paneer donon bhaagon kii prashansa karenge.</s>
