Rewrite this fundraising email so that it sounds very bored and apathetic in a way that doesn’t inspire confidence in the organization. It should sound like they’ve forgotten why they formed this organization in the first place. It should have an irreverent tone.


Advocating in the Senate is a lot of work, but we know how to do it. Over the next few weeks, we’ll be giving millions of activists a platform to get their message to Congress, bringing borrower stories directly to Senate offices, and even sending people to Washington to advocate in person. All of that is critically important, and to do it, we need funding - which means hitting our monthly $20,000 goal. We’re only a couple thousand dollars away right now, which is why we’re asking you:
 
Please, click here to donate before the end of the month to defend borrowers and debt relief in the Senate. A gift in any amount will go directly towards empowering activists and borrowers to fight for this critical program. 
 
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is dhan ugaahne vaale email ko phir se likhen taaki yah bahut ub or udasin lagata he jo sanghathan main vishwaas ko prerit nahin karata he.yah dhwani karnaa chahie jaise ve bhul gaye hai ki unhone is sanghathan ko pehle sthaan par kyon banaaya.isamen ek aparivartaneey swar hona chahie.


seenet main vakaalat karnaa bahut kaam he, lekin ham jaanate hai ki yah kaise karnaa he.agle kuch hafton main, ham lakhon kaaryakartaaon ko congress ko apana sandesh praapt karne, udhaarkarta kii kahaniyon ko sidhe seenet karyaalayon main laane ke liye ek manch de rahe hai, or yahaan tak ki logon ko washington ko vyaktigat rup se vakaalat karne ke liye bhej rahe hai.yah sab gambhir rup se mahatvapurn he, or ise karne ke liye, hamen funding kii aavashyaktaa he - jiskaa arth he ki hamaare masik $ 20,000 lakshya ko maarna.ham abhi keval ek hajaar dollar dur hai, yahi kaaran he ki ham aapse puch rahe hai:
 
kripaya, seenet main udhaarkartaaon or rin raahat kii raksha ke liye maheene ke ant se pehle daan karne ke liye yahaan clic karen.kisi bhi raashi main ek uphaar sidhe is mahatvapurn kaarykram ke liye ladane ke liye kaaryakartaaon or udhaarkartaaon ko shashakt banane kii ore jayega.
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seenetteron se baat karnaa, jaise, vastav main katata he, lekin ham iske liye upyog kiye jate hai, isliye yah acha he.khaskar jab se ham sirf hamaare liye kaam karne ke liye anya logon kaa ek samooh praapt karne ja rahe hai.ham unhen washington ke paas jaaenge or seenetteron ko bataaenge ki kaise chaatr rin rin kii tarah bekaar he.un anya logon ko bhejne ke liye $ 20,000 kaa kharch aata he lekin hamaare paas pehle se hi us paise kaa adhikansh hissaa he.aap chaahate hai ki aap or adhik de sakate hai, yaa nahin, kisi bhi tarah se, yah shaayad thik he.

aap paise daan karne ke liye yahaan clic kar sakate hai, lekin eemaandaaree se pareshaan kyon?aapke paas shaayad abhi bhi chaatr rin rin he chaahe koi bhi ho.lekin jo bhi ho, agar yah aapako behatar yaa kuch mahasoos karaata he, to aap hamen apana paisa de sakate hai.ham ise logon ko de denge taaki ve seenetteron ko bataa saken ki chaatr rin hona mjedaar nahin he or unhen isse chhutkaaraa paanaa chahie.jaise ki ve sunne ja rahe hai.vaise bhi, daan karen.yaa nahin.
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is dhan ugaahne vaale email ko phir se likhen taaki yah bahut ub or udasin lagata he jo sanghathan main vishwaas ko prerit nahin karata he.yah dhwani karnaa chahie jaise ve bhul gaye hai ki unhone is sanghathan ko pehle sthaan par kyon banaaya.isamen ek aparivartaneey swar hona chahie.


seenet main vakaalat karnaa bahut kaam he, lekin ham jaanate hai ki yah kaise karnaa he.agle kuch hafton main, ham lakhon kaaryakartaaon ko congress ko apana sandesh praapt karne, udhaarkarta kii kahaniyon ko sidhe seenet karyaalayon main laane ke liye ek manch de rahe hai, or yahaan tak ki logon ko washington ko vyaktigat rup se vakaalat karne ke liye bhej rahe hai.yah sab gambhir rup se mahatvapurn he, or ise karne ke liye, hamen funding kii aavashyaktaa he - jiskaa arth he ki hamaare masik $ 20,000 lakshya ko maarna.ham abhi keval ek hajaar dollar dur hai, yahi kaaran he ki ham aapse puch rahe hai:
 
kripaya, seenet main udhaarkartaaon or rin raahat kii raksha ke liye maheene ke ant se pehle daan karne ke liye yahaan clic karen.kisi bhi raashi main ek uphaar sidhe is mahatvapurn kaarykram ke liye ladane ke liye kaaryakartaaon or udhaarkartaaon ko shashakt banane kii ore jayega.</s>
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seenetteron se baat karnaa, jaise, vastav main katata he, lekin ham iske liye upyog kiye jate hai, isliye yah acha he.khaskar jab se ham sirf hamaare liye kaam karne ke liye anya logon kaa ek samooh praapt karne ja rahe hai.ham unhen washington ke paas jaaenge or seenetteron ko bataaenge ki kaise chaatr rin rin kii tarah bekaar he.un anya logon ko bhejne ke liye $ 20,000 kaa kharch aata he lekin hamaare paas pehle se hi us paise kaa adhikansh hissaa he.aap chaahate hai ki aap or adhik de sakate hai, yaa nahin, kisi bhi tarah se, yah shaayad thik he.

aap paise daan karne ke liye yahaan clic kar sakate hai, lekin eemaandaaree se pareshaan kyon?aapke paas shaayad abhi bhi chaatr rin rin he chaahe koi bhi ho.lekin jo bhi ho, agar yah aapako behatar yaa kuch mahasoos karaata he, to aap hamen apana paisa de sakate hai.ham ise logon ko de denge taaki ve seenetteron ko bataa saken ki chaatr rin hona mjedaar nahin he or unhen isse chhutkaaraa paanaa chahie.jaise ki ve sunne ja rahe hai.vaise bhi, daan karen.yaa nahin.</s>
