Write me 5 "dad jokes" that I can use to embarrass my teenage son. List format {Number}:{Joke}

system
mujhe 5 "dead chutkule" likhen jo main apane kishor bete ko sharminda karne ke liye upyog kar saktaa hum.suchi praaroop {sankhya}: {majaak}
user
1: samudr tat par sagar ne kya kaha?kuch nahin, yah sirf laharaaya.
2: kis concert kii keemat sirf 45 saint he?nickelbac kii visheshta 50 pratishat.
3: golf ne do jodi pant kyon laai?maamle main use ek hole-in-van mila.
4: aap ek bail ko charge karne se kaise rokte hai?uskaa credit card radd karen.
5: footbal coach bank main kyon gaya?apana quarterbaque paane ke liye.
assistant
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<|user|>
mujhe 5 "dead chutkule" likhen jo main apane kishor bete ko sharminda karne ke liye upyog kar saktaa hum.suchi praaroop {sankhya}: {majaak}</s>
<|assistant|>
1: samudr tat par sagar ne kya kaha?kuch nahin, yah sirf laharaaya.
2: kis concert kii keemat sirf 45 saint he?nickelbac kii visheshta 50 pratishat.
3: golf ne do jodi pant kyon laai?maamle main use ek hole-in-van mila.
4: aap ek bail ko charge karne se kaise rokte hai?uskaa credit card radd karen.
5: footbal coach bank main kyon gaya?apana quarterbaque paane ke liye.</s>
