Write a joke for me to use at the barbeque I’m having today. I want it to be several lines long, not just a short pun. It can be cheesy, the barbecue is going to be filled with middle age dads. 

system
aaj main jis barbacue par upyog kar rahaa hum, uske liye mere liye ek majaak likhen.main chahta hum ki yah kai line lambii ho, na ki keval ek choti sajaa.yah paneer ho saktaa he, barbacue madhyam aayu ke dead se bharaa hone ja rahaa he.
user
ek din, ek aadmi ne faisla kiya ki vah chuttee par janaa chahta tha, sivaay iske ki vah apni maa or apni billi ke saath rahata tha, jise dekhbhaal karne kii aavashyaktaa thi.lekin saubhaahgya se, uske dost ne kaha ki vah khatm ho jayega or un donon ko dekhegaa taaki vah dur ja sake!

jab vah chuttee ke liye ravaanaa hua, to usne agle din apane dost ke saath jaanch karne ke liye bulaayaa.or jab usne poocha ki uski maan or billi kaise kar rahe the, to dost ne jawaab diya, "har koi bahut acha kar rahaa he!"

isliye unhone agle din phone kiya, or dost ne ek hi baat kahi "har koi bahut acha kar rahaa he!"

kai din biit gaye, or har din, uske dost ne usee tarah se jawaab diya.lekin phir ek din, jab aadmi ne apane dost ko phone kiya, to usne jawaab main kaha, "thik he, mujhe yah bataane ke liye khed he ki aapako yah bataanaa he, lekin aapaki billi kii mrityu ho gai."

aadmi khud ke paas tha, usne apane dost se kaha “tumhaara kya matlab he?aapane kaha ki har koi kal bahut acha kar rahaa tha?aap mujhe thodaa taiyaar kar sakate the.ho saktaa he ki ek din, aap kahenge ..., are, suno, tumhaari billi itnaa acha nahin kar rahi he;vah biimaar he. 'vah shaayad ise banane nahin ja rahaa he. 'phir kam se kam, main taiyaar ho jaataa! "

phir unhone kaha, "thik he, vaise bhi, meri maan kaise kar rahi he?"jis par dost ne jawaab diya, "thik he, uske doctor ke paas koi or vikalp nahin he."
assistant
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<|user|>
aaj main jis barbacue par upyog kar rahaa hum, uske liye mere liye ek majaak likhen.main chahta hum ki yah kai line lambii ho, na ki keval ek choti sajaa.yah paneer ho saktaa he, barbacue madhyam aayu ke dead se bharaa hone ja rahaa he.</s>
<|assistant|>
ek din, ek aadmi ne faisla kiya ki vah chuttee par janaa chahta tha, sivaay iske ki vah apni maa or apni billi ke saath rahata tha, jise dekhbhaal karne kii aavashyaktaa thi.lekin saubhaahgya se, uske dost ne kaha ki vah khatm ho jayega or un donon ko dekhegaa taaki vah dur ja sake!

jab vah chuttee ke liye ravaanaa hua, to usne agle din apane dost ke saath jaanch karne ke liye bulaayaa.or jab usne poocha ki uski maan or billi kaise kar rahe the, to dost ne jawaab diya, "har koi bahut acha kar rahaa he!"

isliye unhone agle din phone kiya, or dost ne ek hi baat kahi "har koi bahut acha kar rahaa he!"

kai din biit gaye, or har din, uske dost ne usee tarah se jawaab diya.lekin phir ek din, jab aadmi ne apane dost ko phone kiya, to usne jawaab main kaha, "thik he, mujhe yah bataane ke liye khed he ki aapako yah bataanaa he, lekin aapaki billi kii mrityu ho gai."

aadmi khud ke paas tha, usne apane dost se kaha “tumhaara kya matlab he?aapane kaha ki har koi kal bahut acha kar rahaa tha?aap mujhe thodaa taiyaar kar sakate the.ho saktaa he ki ek din, aap kahenge ..., are, suno, tumhaari billi itnaa acha nahin kar rahi he;vah biimaar he. 'vah shaayad ise banane nahin ja rahaa he. 'phir kam se kam, main taiyaar ho jaataa! "

phir unhone kaha, "thik he, vaise bhi, meri maan kaise kar rahi he?"jis par dost ne jawaab diya, "thik he, uske doctor ke paas koi or vikalp nahin he."</s>
