Write a Christmas letter to put in my Christmas cards to my extended family and friends. Write it in a funny, over the top way. Our last name is Fahrer. Talk about:
-	Mark, my oldest son, he plays center on the school’s basketball team. He just got his first girlfriend, her name is Ashley, and they spend a lot of time together. He recently totaled my car and is working extra hours after school at WalMart to pay for it.
-	Tina, she is my middle child and she is playing a minor role in the school’s version of Our Town. She spends a lot of time on social media and locks herself in her room much of the time. She loves fashion and makeup and changing her hair color. It’s pink right now.
-	Bella, my youngest is getting her wisdom teeth out in January and she has been busy babysitting and dog walking for extra cash. I think she might be saving all her cash for something big.
-	David, my husband, his bowling team came in 6th out of 7th in the league so he didn’t have to drink beer out of a bowling shoe. 
-	Me, Tanya, pick up people’s messes, take our 3 dogs for walk in blizzards at 4am and turn microwavable meals into delicious edible dinners.

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mere vistaarit parivaar or doston ko mere christmas card main daalane ke liye ek christmas patr likhen.ise ek mazaakia main, sheersh tareeke se likhen.hamaara antim naam fahrer he.ke bare main baat:
- mark, meraa sabase purana betaa, vah skool kii basketbaal team main centre kheltaa he.use bas apni pehali premika mili, uskaa naam ashley he, or ve ek saath bahut samay bitaate hai.unhone haal hi main meri car ko kul kiya or iske liye bhugtan karne ke liye walmart main skool ke baad atirikt ghante kaam kar rahe hai.
- tina, vah meri madhya baccha he or vah hamaare shahar ke skool ke sanskaran main ek maamuli bhoomika nibhaa rahi he.vah soshal media par bahut samay bitaati he or apane kamare main bahut samay tak khud ko band kar detii he.vah fishan or mechap se pyaar karti he or apane baalo kaa rang badal rahi he.yah abhi gulabi he.
- bela, meri sabase choti umr janvari main apane gyaan ke daanton ko baahar kar rahi he or vah atirikt nakadi ke liye bacchon kii dekhbhaal or kute main vyast rahi he.mujhe lagata he ki vah kuch bade ke liye apni sari nakadi bachaa sakati he.
- david, mere pati, unki gendbaaji team lig main 7 wein main se 6 wein sthaan par ai, isliye unhen ek gendbaaji ke juute se bear nahin pini padi.
- mujhe, tanya, pipuls mess ko uthaaen, hamaare 3 kutton ko subah 4 baje barfila toofaan ke liye le jaaen or microwable bhojan ko swaadisht khaadya ratribhoj main badal den.
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hamaare sabhi parivaar or doston ke liye meri christmas!hamaare yahan kaaphi vyast varsh he fahar ghar main.bhale hi ham aksar paryaapt sampark main nahin rahete hai, ham aapako is chhuttiyon ke mausam kii bahut shubhakamanaayen dete hai or aashaa karte hai ki aap sabhi acha kar rahe hai.

ham aapako ap-tu-date rakhane or hamaare parivaar ke saath jude rahane ke liye aap sabhi ke saath kuch fahrer hilites saajha karnaa chaahate the.ham aapako bhi aisa karne ke liye protsaahit karte hai!

hamaara sabase purana ladkaa, mark, skool kii basketbaal team main centre khilne ke liye utsahit he.haalanki, vah utana utsahit nahin he jitna ki vah durghatnagrast hone ke baad meri car ke liye bhugtan karne ke liye walmart main atirikt ghante kaam kar rahaa he.chintaa mat karo, haalanki!apane card or patr ko ghar rakhen, vah or ashley (uski nai premika) thik kar rahe hai.tathy kii baat ke rup main, mujhe lagata he ki use vahaan naukari mil gai, isliye ve ek saath or bhi adhik jaagane vaale kshanon ko ek saath bitaa sakate hai.

ham apane chote fashanista, gulabi baalo vaali tina ke bare main bhi nahin kah sakate.vah vartmaan skool play, hamaare shahar main ek bhoomika nibhaa chuke hai.yah ham sabhi ke liye ek vismay he kyonki pehle, uskaa pasandida shauk uske kamare main band hone ke dauraan soshal media ke madhyam se scrol karnaa tha.hamaara shahar, yaa yahaan tak ki hamaara ghar, nishchit rup se manch se pehle uske liye ek rahasy tha.

hamaari sabase choti, bela, hamaara chota udhyami he.ham aashwast hai ki vah apane bachche ko uthaane or kute ko kuch bada karne ke liye dur kar rahi he.kya vah hamen ek nayaa ghar kharidegi?nai car?nae bhai -bahan?

is bich, david or main un bacchon ke saath hamaare saamaanya jivan kaa netritv karne main vyast hai, jo spasht rup se, apane swayan ke dimag or sapane hai.david kii gendbaaji team ne ek nikat-haani ko baahar nikaal diya or 7 wein sthaan par 6 wein sthaan par utarkar ek badboodaar gendbaaji ke juute se bear ke vinaashkari ghunt se batch gaya.or, jab vah ek chamakdaar kaali gend ko ek gali ke neeche phenkata he, to main apane kutton ko andhaa barf main chalane or ghar main khaanaa pakaane ke saath rachanaatmak hone ke liye le ja rahaa hum.

is sab ke baavjood, yaa shaayad isaki vajah se, ham kabhi bhi ek muskaan ko todane or chuttee kii jayakaar failaane se dur nahin hote hai!

adhik apadet chaahate hai?kya paryaapt fahrer samachar nahin mil saktaa he?agle saal ke mudde ke liye bane rahen, aapke paas ek melbox main keval 12 maheene main aa rahe hai.
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mere vistaarit parivaar or doston ko mere christmas card main daalane ke liye ek christmas patr likhen.ise ek mazaakia main, sheersh tareeke se likhen.hamaara antim naam fahrer he.ke bare main baat:
- mark, meraa sabase purana betaa, vah skool kii basketbaal team main centre kheltaa he.use bas apni pehali premika mili, uskaa naam ashley he, or ve ek saath bahut samay bitaate hai.unhone haal hi main meri car ko kul kiya or iske liye bhugtan karne ke liye walmart main skool ke baad atirikt ghante kaam kar rahe hai.
- tina, vah meri madhya baccha he or vah hamaare shahar ke skool ke sanskaran main ek maamuli bhoomika nibhaa rahi he.vah soshal media par bahut samay bitaati he or apane kamare main bahut samay tak khud ko band kar detii he.vah fishan or mechap se pyaar karti he or apane baalo kaa rang badal rahi he.yah abhi gulabi he.
- bela, meri sabase choti umr janvari main apane gyaan ke daanton ko baahar kar rahi he or vah atirikt nakadi ke liye bacchon kii dekhbhaal or kute main vyast rahi he.mujhe lagata he ki vah kuch bade ke liye apni sari nakadi bachaa sakati he.
- david, mere pati, unki gendbaaji team lig main 7 wein main se 6 wein sthaan par ai, isliye unhen ek gendbaaji ke juute se bear nahin pini padi.
- mujhe, tanya, pipuls mess ko uthaaen, hamaare 3 kutton ko subah 4 baje barfila toofaan ke liye le jaaen or microwable bhojan ko swaadisht khaadya ratribhoj main badal den.</s>
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hamaare sabhi parivaar or doston ke liye meri christmas!hamaare yahan kaaphi vyast varsh he fahar ghar main.bhale hi ham aksar paryaapt sampark main nahin rahete hai, ham aapako is chhuttiyon ke mausam kii bahut shubhakamanaayen dete hai or aashaa karte hai ki aap sabhi acha kar rahe hai.

ham aapako ap-tu-date rakhane or hamaare parivaar ke saath jude rahane ke liye aap sabhi ke saath kuch fahrer hilites saajha karnaa chaahate the.ham aapako bhi aisa karne ke liye protsaahit karte hai!

hamaara sabase purana ladkaa, mark, skool kii basketbaal team main centre khilne ke liye utsahit he.haalanki, vah utana utsahit nahin he jitna ki vah durghatnagrast hone ke baad meri car ke liye bhugtan karne ke liye walmart main atirikt ghante kaam kar rahaa he.chintaa mat karo, haalanki!apane card or patr ko ghar rakhen, vah or ashley (uski nai premika) thik kar rahe hai.tathy kii baat ke rup main, mujhe lagata he ki use vahaan naukari mil gai, isliye ve ek saath or bhi adhik jaagane vaale kshanon ko ek saath bitaa sakate hai.

ham apane chote fashanista, gulabi baalo vaali tina ke bare main bhi nahin kah sakate.vah vartmaan skool play, hamaare shahar main ek bhoomika nibhaa chuke hai.yah ham sabhi ke liye ek vismay he kyonki pehle, uskaa pasandida shauk uske kamare main band hone ke dauraan soshal media ke madhyam se scrol karnaa tha.hamaara shahar, yaa yahaan tak ki hamaara ghar, nishchit rup se manch se pehle uske liye ek rahasy tha.

hamaari sabase choti, bela, hamaara chota udhyami he.ham aashwast hai ki vah apane bachche ko uthaane or kute ko kuch bada karne ke liye dur kar rahi he.kya vah hamen ek nayaa ghar kharidegi?nai car?nae bhai -bahan?

is bich, david or main un bacchon ke saath hamaare saamaanya jivan kaa netritv karne main vyast hai, jo spasht rup se, apane swayan ke dimag or sapane hai.david kii gendbaaji team ne ek nikat-haani ko baahar nikaal diya or 7 wein sthaan par 6 wein sthaan par utarkar ek badboodaar gendbaaji ke juute se bear ke vinaashkari ghunt se batch gaya.or, jab vah ek chamakdaar kaali gend ko ek gali ke neeche phenkata he, to main apane kutton ko andhaa barf main chalane or ghar main khaanaa pakaane ke saath rachanaatmak hone ke liye le ja rahaa hum.

is sab ke baavjood, yaa shaayad isaki vajah se, ham kabhi bhi ek muskaan ko todane or chuttee kii jayakaar failaane se dur nahin hote hai!

adhik apadet chaahate hai?kya paryaapt fahrer samachar nahin mil saktaa he?agle saal ke mudde ke liye bane rahen, aapke paas ek melbox main keval 12 maheene main aa rahe hai.</s>
