Write a scene from a story where the detective discovers who the murderer is. Make it very silly and campy. Write in the first person.
system
ek kahani se ek drishy likhen jahaan jasoos ko pataa chalata he ki hatyare koun he.ise bahut moorkhtapurna or shivi banaaen.pehle vyakti main likhen.
user
maine sandigdhon ke kamare main chaaron ore dekha, or achaanak yah mujhe maaraa.main puure samay hatyara tha, or mujhe iskaa ehsaas bhi nahin tha.sabhi sabooton ne mujhe bataaya.main apni neend main chal rahaa tha, vah kuch ke liye tha.ghar ke itane alag -alag hisson main jaagane ke baad, yah spasht tha.yah bhi bataata he ki kisi ne mujhe hatya kii raat aparaadh ke drishy main kyon dekha tha or maine pichhali subah apni shart par sarson ke saath kyon jaag liya tha.unke sabhi elibis air-tite the, or unke iraade gaiyr-maujuud the.sabhi aparaadh se hill gaye the or ek -duusare ke prati avishvaas bad gaye the.lekin maine apni neend main hatya kyon kii?phir isane mujhe maaraa.mujhe nashe main liya gaya tha or yah vishwaas karne ke liye banaaya gaya tha ki maine us raat kisi kii hatya kar di thi.yah naukaraani ke alaava or koi nahin tha!jab main sota tha to vah mujhe apane kamare main waapas laane ke liye hameshaa ek thi.vah meri dopaher kii chaay kii meri seva karne vaali thi.vah sabhi bhojan parosane vaali thi.
assistant
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<|user|>
ek kahani se ek drishy likhen jahaan jasoos ko pataa chalata he ki hatyare koun he.ise bahut moorkhtapurna or shivi banaaen.pehle vyakti main likhen.</s>
<|assistant|>
maine sandigdhon ke kamare main chaaron ore dekha, or achaanak yah mujhe maaraa.main puure samay hatyara tha, or mujhe iskaa ehsaas bhi nahin tha.sabhi sabooton ne mujhe bataaya.main apni neend main chal rahaa tha, vah kuch ke liye tha.ghar ke itane alag -alag hisson main jaagane ke baad, yah spasht tha.yah bhi bataata he ki kisi ne mujhe hatya kii raat aparaadh ke drishy main kyon dekha tha or maine pichhali subah apni shart par sarson ke saath kyon jaag liya tha.unke sabhi elibis air-tite the, or unke iraade gaiyr-maujuud the.sabhi aparaadh se hill gaye the or ek -duusare ke prati avishvaas bad gaye the.lekin maine apni neend main hatya kyon kii?phir isane mujhe maaraa.mujhe nashe main liya gaya tha or yah vishwaas karne ke liye banaaya gaya tha ki maine us raat kisi kii hatya kar di thi.yah naukaraani ke alaava or koi nahin tha!jab main sota tha to vah mujhe apane kamare main waapas laane ke liye hameshaa ek thi.vah meri dopaher kii chaay kii meri seva karne vaali thi.vah sabhi bhojan parosane vaali thi.</s>
