Write me the first paragraph of a letter to my congressperson, but make it kind of funny and tongue-in-cheek. 
system
mujhe apane congress ke liye ek patr kaa pehla paragraph likhen, lekin ise mazaakia or jeebh-in-gaal banaaen.
user
priy congress,
mujhe aashaa he ki aap hamaari vidhaayi shakha ke pavitra kakshon main apane samay kaa anand le rahe hai, jahaan aapkaa har nirnay itnaa bada vajan vahan karata he.durbhaagya se, mujhe aapkaa dhyaan is avishwasaneey rup se tuchh mudde par kol karnaa chahie jo keval logon ke bahut chote upadhara ko prabhavit karata he.yah sirf mujhe kha rahaa he jahaan main raat main so nahin saktaa, or meraa maananaa he ki aapako ise thik karne main madad karne ke liye naitik aspashtataa he.mujhe pataa he ki aap vaastavik samasyaon ko hal karne or mahange bal kataane main bahut vyast hai, lekin agar aap nikat bhavishya main kuch hafton se ek maheene tak chhod sakate hai, yaa turant bhi, to main isaki saraahna karuunga yadi aap mujhe is par ek prakaash chamakane kii anumati denge.aapke liye gaiyr-mudda.hard vikalp banaae ja sakate hai, or aap vahi hai jinhone unhen banane ke liye sin ap kiya he.har nirnay main hameshaa ek haare hue hai, he naa?kya aisa nahin he ki loktantr kya he?is patr ke ant tak, main aapako vishwaas dilaataa hum, aapane kam se kam mujhe yah bataane par vichaar kiya hoga ki aapane chizon ko apane tareeke se dekhne ke bare main sochaa tha.
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mujhe apane congress ke liye ek patr kaa pehla paragraph likhen, lekin ise mazaakia or jeebh-in-gaal banaaen.</s>
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priy congress,
mujhe aashaa he ki aap hamaari vidhaayi shakha ke pavitra kakshon main apane samay kaa anand le rahe hai, jahaan aapkaa har nirnay itnaa bada vajan vahan karata he.durbhaagya se, mujhe aapkaa dhyaan is avishwasaneey rup se tuchh mudde par kol karnaa chahie jo keval logon ke bahut chote upadhara ko prabhavit karata he.yah sirf mujhe kha rahaa he jahaan main raat main so nahin saktaa, or meraa maananaa he ki aapako ise thik karne main madad karne ke liye naitik aspashtataa he.mujhe pataa he ki aap vaastavik samasyaon ko hal karne or mahange bal kataane main bahut vyast hai, lekin agar aap nikat bhavishya main kuch hafton se ek maheene tak chhod sakate hai, yaa turant bhi, to main isaki saraahna karuunga yadi aap mujhe is par ek prakaash chamakane kii anumati denge.aapke liye gaiyr-mudda.hard vikalp banaae ja sakate hai, or aap vahi hai jinhone unhen banane ke liye sin ap kiya he.har nirnay main hameshaa ek haare hue hai, he naa?kya aisa nahin he ki loktantr kya he?is patr ke ant tak, main aapako vishwaas dilaataa hum, aapane kam se kam mujhe yah bataane par vichaar kiya hoga ki aapane chizon ko apane tareeke se dekhne ke bare main sochaa tha.</s>
