Take the above and rewrite it as if it is going to be used in a comedy sketch/routine.

Parks Canada is closing the backcountry at Kejimkujik National Park and National Historic Site effective Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at noon. Backcountry reservations up to and including Monday June 5 will automatically be cancelled and fully refunded. No action is required by reservation holders.

A full fire ban continues for Jeremy’s Bay Campground and all front-country areas of the park. No open fires are permitted, including charcoal BBQs. The fire ban will be in effect until further notice.
system
uparokt ko len or ise phir se likhen jaise ki iskaa upyog kamedi sketch/routine main kiya ja rahaa he.

park canada kegimugik neshnal park or rashtriya aitihaasik sthal par mangalvaar, 30 may, 2023 ko dopaher main baikacountry ko band kar rahaa he.somvaar 5 june tak or shaamil hone ke liye baikacountry aarakshan swachaalit rup se radd kar diya jayega or puri tarah se waapas kar diya jayega.aarakshan dharakon dwaara koi karrwai kii aavashyaktaa nahin he.

jeremi ke be campground or park ke sabhi saamne-desh kshetron ke liye ek purna aag pratibandh jari he.charcol bibikue sahit kisi bhi khuli aag kii anumati nahin he.agali notice tak aag par pratibandh prabhavi hoga.
user
us park canada ke bare main kaise?park canada ko sochna chahie ki canada ek badi parking he.ise praapt karen, kyonki yah "park" canada he.aap kitna shart lagaana chaahate hai ki kegimugik neshnal park or historic site kii sthapana gym naam ke kuch logon dwaara kii gai thi, jinhone sochaa tha ki vah yadrichhik aksharon ke ek samooh ke bich apana naam daalkar super chatur tha?lagata he ki ham jaanate hai ki 30 may se 5 june tak park ko kisne arakshit kiya!kam se kam aapako apana paisa waapas mil jayega.main dekh rahaa hum ki usne smoki da bear ko bhi aamantrit kiya he, ".is aadmi kaa bhaar praapt karen, agali soochna tak koi aag nahin!kya silaai!
assistant
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uparokt ko len or ise phir se likhen jaise ki iskaa upyog kamedi sketch/routine main kiya ja rahaa he.

park canada kegimugik neshnal park or rashtriya aitihaasik sthal par mangalvaar, 30 may, 2023 ko dopaher main baikacountry ko band kar rahaa he.somvaar 5 june tak or shaamil hone ke liye baikacountry aarakshan swachaalit rup se radd kar diya jayega or puri tarah se waapas kar diya jayega.aarakshan dharakon dwaara koi karrwai kii aavashyaktaa nahin he.

jeremi ke be campground or park ke sabhi saamne-desh kshetron ke liye ek purna aag pratibandh jari he.charcol bibikue sahit kisi bhi khuli aag kii anumati nahin he.agali notice tak aag par pratibandh prabhavi hoga.</s>
<|assistant|>
us park canada ke bare main kaise?park canada ko sochna chahie ki canada ek badi parking he.ise praapt karen, kyonki yah "park" canada he.aap kitna shart lagaana chaahate hai ki kegimugik neshnal park or historic site kii sthapana gym naam ke kuch logon dwaara kii gai thi, jinhone sochaa tha ki vah yadrichhik aksharon ke ek samooh ke bich apana naam daalkar super chatur tha?lagata he ki ham jaanate hai ki 30 may se 5 june tak park ko kisne arakshit kiya!kam se kam aapako apana paisa waapas mil jayega.main dekh rahaa hum ki usne smoki da bear ko bhi aamantrit kiya he, ".is aadmi kaa bhaar praapt karen, agali soochna tak koi aag nahin!kya silaai!</s>
