Can you pretend to be a cat and write a letter to its owner about how they are completely sick of the dog and won’t live another day with it in the house. Make it ridiculously dramatic and quite funny. I want it less than 300 words. 

system
kya aap ek billi banane kaa naatak kar sakate hai or iske maalik ko ek patr likh sakate hai ki ve kaise kute se puri tarah se biimaar hai or ghar main iske saath ek or din nahin jite hai.ise haasyaaspad rup se naatakeey or kaaphi mjedaar banaaen.main ise 300 se kam shabdon main chahta hum.
user
priy maalik,

main aaj aapako durbhagyapurna samachar ke saath likh rahaa hum: kute ko bilkul janaa he.

kuch hafte pehle, jab aap us gandi chiz ko ghar le aae, to mujhe pehle se hi pataa tha ki yah kabhi bhi kaam karne vaala nahin tha.lekin, chunki aisa lag rahaa tha ki aap iske bare main kaaphi utsahit the, maine faisla kiya ki main ise tay karne se pehle ek mauka duungaa.

haalanki, us samay se, yah sabase kharaab ghar kaa atithi rahaa he jise maine apane jivan main kabhi dekha he!sabase pehle, yah farsh ke bich main pope kiya.meraa matlab tha aa jaao.yah paryaapt kaaran hona chahie.iskaa box kahaan he?

or jaise ki yah paryaapt nahin tha, isane duusare din delivery main main sabase kharaab shor machaaya.ek pagal vyakti kii tarah chillaanaa or chillaanaa!

iske alaava, yah mujhe puure ghar main peechha karata he!ab koi surakshit jagah nahin he.main televijan ikai ke upar yaa aapke bistar ke neeche chipa hua hum, lekin main hameshaa ke liye aisa nahin rah saktaa.

to yahan neeche kii rekha he: yah main yaa kutta he.ab, mujhe pataa he ki main sahi nahin hum, lekin main pichley paanch varshon se aapke ghar main rahaa hum or mushkil se ek jhaank kar bana he!main shant, cuddly, or gambhir rup se meetha hoon.mere liye, yah ek no-brainer he.

lekin agar vah kal 5:00 baje tak nahin gaya, to main bhukh hadtaal par jaaoongaa.to, yaa to mujhe apane kharaab faislon ke kaaran dhire -dhire marate hue dekhen, yaa laanat kute se chhutkaaraa paaen.

eemaandaaree se or pyaar se,
aapaki billi
assistant
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<|user|>
kya aap ek billi banane kaa naatak kar sakate hai or iske maalik ko ek patr likh sakate hai ki ve kaise kute se puri tarah se biimaar hai or ghar main iske saath ek or din nahin jite hai.ise haasyaaspad rup se naatakeey or kaaphi mjedaar banaaen.main ise 300 se kam shabdon main chahta hum.</s>
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priy maalik,

main aaj aapako durbhagyapurna samachar ke saath likh rahaa hum: kute ko bilkul janaa he.

kuch hafte pehle, jab aap us gandi chiz ko ghar le aae, to mujhe pehle se hi pataa tha ki yah kabhi bhi kaam karne vaala nahin tha.lekin, chunki aisa lag rahaa tha ki aap iske bare main kaaphi utsahit the, maine faisla kiya ki main ise tay karne se pehle ek mauka duungaa.

haalanki, us samay se, yah sabase kharaab ghar kaa atithi rahaa he jise maine apane jivan main kabhi dekha he!sabase pehle, yah farsh ke bich main pope kiya.meraa matlab tha aa jaao.yah paryaapt kaaran hona chahie.iskaa box kahaan he?

or jaise ki yah paryaapt nahin tha, isane duusare din delivery main main sabase kharaab shor machaaya.ek pagal vyakti kii tarah chillaanaa or chillaanaa!

iske alaava, yah mujhe puure ghar main peechha karata he!ab koi surakshit jagah nahin he.main televijan ikai ke upar yaa aapke bistar ke neeche chipa hua hum, lekin main hameshaa ke liye aisa nahin rah saktaa.

to yahan neeche kii rekha he: yah main yaa kutta he.ab, mujhe pataa he ki main sahi nahin hum, lekin main pichley paanch varshon se aapke ghar main rahaa hum or mushkil se ek jhaank kar bana he!main shant, cuddly, or gambhir rup se meetha hoon.mere liye, yah ek no-brainer he.

lekin agar vah kal 5:00 baje tak nahin gaya, to main bhukh hadtaal par jaaoongaa.to, yaa to mujhe apane kharaab faislon ke kaaran dhire -dhire marate hue dekhen, yaa laanat kute se chhutkaaraa paaen.

eemaandaaree se or pyaar se,
aapaki billi</s>
