Please write a funny social media post asking people to help locate a runaway Ermine Stoat named Ernie. Also, create a story about how he escaped his enclosure and house.
system
kripaya ek mjedaar soshal media post likhen, jo logon ko erney naam ke ek bhagode ermine stat kaa pataa lagane main madad karne ke liye kahen.iske alaava, ek kahani banaaen ki kaise vah apane baade or ghar se batch gaya.
user
helo sab log!sabhi doston or padosiyon ko phone karnaa hamaare ermine stoat ke liye erney naam kii talash main he.vah apni poonch or kaanon par kaale yuktiyon ke saath safed he.Ermines tarah se ek feret kii tarah dikhataa he, lekin vah lambey samay tak nahin he.erney ek maansaahaari he, isliye yadi aap use dekhte hai to kripaya use kuch swaadisht cricket yaa kuch or pesh karen jab tak ham nahin pahunchate.

jab ham din ke liye chale gaye the, erney ko lagata he ki yah pataa chalaa he ki kaise apane pinjre ke sheersh par kundi ko purvavat karnaa he, jo us tak pahunchane ke liye nivas sthaan kii anishchit seedhi kaa upyog kar rahaa he.ek baar mukt hone ke baad, unhone sabhi sarvshereshth snacks (kisi bhi swasth logon ko chune ke bina) ke ghar ko lut liya or sahi bin main punarchakran yogya kachare ko rakhane ke liye shaleenta bhi nahin thi.jaahir he, unhone khud ko snaan kiya or toilet ko khojane par, khuli khidki kii taaja hawa dwaara khinchaa gaya tha.sabase acha ham apane kataa hua showers parde se samaj sakate hai ki vah us par chadh gaya, dhruv par santulit, or baahar ke ped se baahar nikal gaya.ab vah kahan he, hamen koi pataa nahin he.

kripaya hamen bataaen ki aap kuch aisa dekh sakate hai jo use ho saktaa he.dhanyavad!
assistant
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kripaya ek mjedaar soshal media post likhen, jo logon ko erney naam ke ek bhagode ermine stat kaa pataa lagane main madad karne ke liye kahen.iske alaava, ek kahani banaaen ki kaise vah apane baade or ghar se batch gaya.</s>
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helo sab log!sabhi doston or padosiyon ko phone karnaa hamaare ermine stoat ke liye erney naam kii talash main he.vah apni poonch or kaanon par kaale yuktiyon ke saath safed he.Ermines tarah se ek feret kii tarah dikhataa he, lekin vah lambey samay tak nahin he.erney ek maansaahaari he, isliye yadi aap use dekhte hai to kripaya use kuch swaadisht cricket yaa kuch or pesh karen jab tak ham nahin pahunchate.

jab ham din ke liye chale gaye the, erney ko lagata he ki yah pataa chalaa he ki kaise apane pinjre ke sheersh par kundi ko purvavat karnaa he, jo us tak pahunchane ke liye nivas sthaan kii anishchit seedhi kaa upyog kar rahaa he.ek baar mukt hone ke baad, unhone sabhi sarvshereshth snacks (kisi bhi swasth logon ko chune ke bina) ke ghar ko lut liya or sahi bin main punarchakran yogya kachare ko rakhane ke liye shaleenta bhi nahin thi.jaahir he, unhone khud ko snaan kiya or toilet ko khojane par, khuli khidki kii taaja hawa dwaara khinchaa gaya tha.sabase acha ham apane kataa hua showers parde se samaj sakate hai ki vah us par chadh gaya, dhruv par santulit, or baahar ke ped se baahar nikal gaya.ab vah kahan he, hamen koi pataa nahin he.

kripaya hamen bataaen ki aap kuch aisa dekh sakate hai jo use ho saktaa he.dhanyavad!</s>
