Write a collection of jokes about art and painting. They all have to be funny and no more than 10.
system
kala or painting ke bare main chutkulon kaa ek sangrah likhen.un sabhi ko mazaakia hona he or 10 se adhik nahin.
user
1. do tel chitrakaar kaise ladate hai?ve ek duusare ko ek doodle ko chunauti dete hai!
2. jab unhone phone kaa jawaab diya to kalakaar ne kya kaha?pilaa?
3. punarjagran kalakaar ne apni painting main chini or namak kyon joda?vah ise "palateble!" bananaa chahta tha
4. kya aapane tairaaki pratiyogita main chitrakaar ko dekha?unhone brashastroke kiya!
5. tel paint kyon kaam karnaa shuru kar diya?yah patala hona chahta tha!
6. cloud painting kyon bechata rahaa?vah "monet!"
7. rembrant ko hameshaa chitron kii marammat ke liye bulaayaa ja rahaa tha.unki prasiddh kahawat?"agar yah barok nahin he, to ise thik na karen!"
8. vaan gaag vastav main ek sangeet karier bananaa chahta tha, lekin uske paas iske liye bilkul ek kaan nahin tha.
9. aap pilla dwaara chitrit kuch kya kehete hai?ek "panj-treet!"
10. kalakaar itani aasaani se brallep kaise praapt karte hai?ve ise brush karte hai.
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
kala or painting ke bare main chutkulon kaa ek sangrah likhen.un sabhi ko mazaakia hona he or 10 se adhik nahin.</s>
<|assistant|>
1. do tel chitrakaar kaise ladate hai?ve ek duusare ko ek doodle ko chunauti dete hai!
2. jab unhone phone kaa jawaab diya to kalakaar ne kya kaha?pilaa?
3. punarjagran kalakaar ne apni painting main chini or namak kyon joda?vah ise "palateble!" bananaa chahta tha
4. kya aapane tairaaki pratiyogita main chitrakaar ko dekha?unhone brashastroke kiya!
5. tel paint kyon kaam karnaa shuru kar diya?yah patala hona chahta tha!
6. cloud painting kyon bechata rahaa?vah "monet!"
7. rembrant ko hameshaa chitron kii marammat ke liye bulaayaa ja rahaa tha.unki prasiddh kahawat?"agar yah barok nahin he, to ise thik na karen!"
8. vaan gaag vastav main ek sangeet karier bananaa chahta tha, lekin uske paas iske liye bilkul ek kaan nahin tha.
9. aap pilla dwaara chitrit kuch kya kehete hai?ek "panj-treet!"
10. kalakaar itani aasaani se brallep kaise praapt karte hai?ve ise brush karte hai.</s>
