I'd like to write an airplane announcement where the pilot brings to attention passing over washington dc and seeing the sights. Make it humorous in a cringe or bad sort of way too.
system
main ek hawaii jahaaj kii ghoshnaa likhnaa chahta hum, jahaan payalat washington disi ke upar se guzarane or darshneey sthalon ko dekhne ke liye dhyaan aakarshith karata he.ise ek kring yaa bure tareeke se bhi vinodi banaaen.
user
"good evening, doston, yah aapkaa captain bol rahaa he. ham vartmaan main udaan ke ghante 3 main hai, or ham abhi washington di.si.cabin. aapke liye landlebers, iskaa matlab he ki daahine haath.

jaisaa ki aap baahar nikalataa hai, main aapako yah notice karnaa chaahunga ki, haa, ve pankh hai.aap ek hawaii jahaaj par hai, or ham udaan main hai, isliye yah bahut acchhee baat he ki ve pankh abhi bhi hai, haahaa!main baccha, main baccha.hansanaa thik he;main bhi ek chakali le jaaoongaa.thik he, nahin?vastav main?yah thodaa shant he, lekin chintaa na karen, aapako aaj yahaan apni udaan par vyavsaay main sabase acha mila he.

vastav main, yah meri pehali baar udaan bhi nahin he ... yah meri duusari baar he!aapako dekhnaa chahie tha ki pehla kaise gaya.OOF, khushi he ki aap us udaan par nahin the.maine pehle kabhi itane saare chehre nahin dekhe hai;aapako lagata he ki ve bhoot the.main kasam khaataa hoon ki yah meri galati nahin thi, haalanki;main chikan salad ko dosha detaa hum.

jo mujhe yaad dilaataa he, kripaya hamen in-flite bhojan kii peshkash par le jaaen.ve hamaare shastreey rup se prashikshit stovers or stuvardes dwaara taaja microwave kar rahe hai.kyon, unamem se kuch ne france main thik bhojan ke tareeke seekhney main varshon bitaye hai!to meraa vishwaas karo jab main aapako bataata hum ki koi bhi nahin he, or meraa matlab he ki koi bhi nahin, ek microwave batan dabaa saktaa he jaise ve kar sakate hai.

crickets abhi bhi, huh?kya yah mike chaalu he?

vaise bhi, log, gambhirtha se ab, aapke dayee ore, aap washington smarak ko apane sabhi mahamahim main prakashit karte hue dekhenge.or sheeghra hi, aap sabhi capital hill ko dekh paaenge.apane anukool pados payalat ke saujany se america itihaas kii ek choti khuraaq kaa anand len.or apane in-flite antertenment ke liye hamen chunane ke liye dhanyavad. "
assistant
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main ek hawaii jahaaj kii ghoshnaa likhnaa chahta hum, jahaan payalat washington disi ke upar se guzarane or darshneey sthalon ko dekhne ke liye dhyaan aakarshith karata he.ise ek kring yaa bure tareeke se bhi vinodi banaaen.</s>
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"good evening, doston, yah aapkaa captain bol rahaa he. ham vartmaan main udaan ke ghante 3 main hai, or ham abhi washington di.si.cabin. aapke liye landlebers, iskaa matlab he ki daahine haath.

jaisaa ki aap baahar nikalataa hai, main aapako yah notice karnaa chaahunga ki, haa, ve pankh hai.aap ek hawaii jahaaj par hai, or ham udaan main hai, isliye yah bahut acchhee baat he ki ve pankh abhi bhi hai, haahaa!main baccha, main baccha.hansanaa thik he;main bhi ek chakali le jaaoongaa.thik he, nahin?vastav main?yah thodaa shant he, lekin chintaa na karen, aapako aaj yahaan apni udaan par vyavsaay main sabase acha mila he.

vastav main, yah meri pehali baar udaan bhi nahin he ... yah meri duusari baar he!aapako dekhnaa chahie tha ki pehla kaise gaya.OOF, khushi he ki aap us udaan par nahin the.maine pehle kabhi itane saare chehre nahin dekhe hai;aapako lagata he ki ve bhoot the.main kasam khaataa hoon ki yah meri galati nahin thi, haalanki;main chikan salad ko dosha detaa hum.

jo mujhe yaad dilaataa he, kripaya hamen in-flite bhojan kii peshkash par le jaaen.ve hamaare shastreey rup se prashikshit stovers or stuvardes dwaara taaja microwave kar rahe hai.kyon, unamem se kuch ne france main thik bhojan ke tareeke seekhney main varshon bitaye hai!to meraa vishwaas karo jab main aapako bataata hum ki koi bhi nahin he, or meraa matlab he ki koi bhi nahin, ek microwave batan dabaa saktaa he jaise ve kar sakate hai.

crickets abhi bhi, huh?kya yah mike chaalu he?

vaise bhi, log, gambhirtha se ab, aapke dayee ore, aap washington smarak ko apane sabhi mahamahim main prakashit karte hue dekhenge.or sheeghra hi, aap sabhi capital hill ko dekh paaenge.apane anukool pados payalat ke saujany se america itihaas kii ek choti khuraaq kaa anand len.or apane in-flite antertenment ke liye hamen chunane ke liye dhanyavad. "</s>
