Rewrite this song as a dramatic short story

I pounded on a farmhouse
Lookin’ for a place to stay
I was mighty, mighty tired
I had come a long, long way
I said, “Hey, hey, in there
Is there anybody home?”
I was standin’ on the steps
Feelin’ most alone
Well, out comes a farmer
He must have thought that I was nuts
He immediately looked at me
And stuck a gun into my guts

I fell down
To my bended knees
Saying, “I dig farmers
Don’t shoot me, please!”
He cocked his rifle
And began to shout
“You’re that travelin’ salesman
That I have heard about”
I said, “No! No! No!
I’m a doctor and it’s true
I’m a clean-cut kid
And I been to college, too”

Then in comes his daughter
Whose name was Rita
She looked like she stepped out of
La Dolce Vita
I immediately tried to cool it
With her dad
And told him what a
Nice, pretty farm he had
He said, “What do doctors
Know about farms, pray tell?”
I said, “I was born
At the bottom of a wishing well”

Well, by the dirt ’neath my nails
I guess he knew I wouldn’t lie
“I guess you’re tired”
He said, kinda sly
I said, “Yes, ten thousand miles
Today I drove”
He said, “I got a bed for you
Underneath the stove
Just one condition
And you go to sleep right now
That you don’t touch my daughter
And in the morning, milk the cow”

I was sleepin’ like a rat
When I heard something jerkin’
There stood Rita
Lookin’ just like Tony Perkins
She said, “Would you like to take a shower?
I’ll show you up to the door”
I said, “Oh, no! no!
I’ve been through this before”
I knew I had to split
But I didn’t know how
When she said
“Would you like to take that shower, now?”

Well, I couldn’t leave
Unless the old man chased me out
’Cause I’d already promised
That I’d milk his cows
I had to say something
To strike him very weird
So I yelled out
“I like Fidel Castro and his beard”
Rita looked offended
But she got out of the way
As he came charging down the stairs
Sayin’, “What’s that I heard you say?”

I said, “I like Fidel Castro
I think you heard me right”
And ducked as he swung
At me with all his might
Rita mumbled something
’Bout her mother on the hill
As his fist hit the icebox
He said he’s going to kill me
If I don’t get out the door
In two seconds flat
“You unpatriotic
Rotten doctor Commie rat”

Well, he threw a Reader’s Digest
At my head and I did run
I did a somersault
As I seen him get his gun
And crashed through the window
At a hundred miles an hour
And landed fully blast
In his garden flowers
Rita said, “Come back!”
As he started to load
The sun was comin’ up
And I was runnin’ down the road

Well, I don’t figure I’ll be back
There for a spell
Even though Rita moved away
And got a job in a motel
He still waits for me
Constant, on the sly
He wants to turn me in
To the F.B.I.
Me, I romp and stomp
Thankful as I romp
Without freedom of speech
I might be in the swamp
system
is geet ko ek naatakeey laghu kahani ke rup main phir se likhen

main ek farmahouse par pach gaya
rahane ke liye ek jagah ke liye '
main shaktishaalee tha, shaktishaalee thak gaya
main ek lanbaa, lanbaa safar tay kar chukaa tha
maine kaha, “are, are, vahaan main
kya koi ghar he? ”
main kadamon par khadaa tha
filin kaa sabase akelaa
khayr, baahar ek kisaan aata he
usne sochaa hoga ki main pagal tha
usne turant meri taraf dekha
or meri himmat main ek bandook atak gai

main neeche gir gaya
mere jhuke hue ghutanon ke liye
kehete hue, “main kisaanon ko khodta hum
kripaya mujhe goli mat maaro! "
usne apni rifl ko lataka diya
or chillane laga
"aap us travelin celsman hai
ki maine suna he ”
maine kaha nahin!nahin!nahin!
main ek doctor hum or yah sach he
main ek saaf-suthra baccha hoon
or main college main bhi gaya ”

phir unki beti aati he
jiskaa naam reeta tha
vah aisa lag rahi thi jaise usne baahar kadam rakhaa
laa dolse vita
maine turant ise thanda karne kii koshish kii
uske pita ke saath
or use bataaya ki kya
acha, sundar khet uske paas tha
unhone kaha, “doctor kya karte hai
kheton ke bare main jaano, prarthana karo? ”
maine kaha, “main paidaa hua tha
ek ichha ke nichle bhaag main ”

khayr, mere nakhunon ke neeche kii gandagi se
mujhe lagata he ki vah jaanata tha ki main jhooth nahin boluungaa
"mujhe lagata he ki aap thak gaye hai"
unhone kaha, thode dhoort
maine kaha, “haan, das hajaar mile
aaj main chalaa gaya ”
unhone kaha, “mujhe tumhaare liye ek bistar mila
chuulhe ke neeche
bas ek shart
or aap abhi so jate hai
ki aap meri beti ko nahin choote hai
or subah, gaay ko doodh ”

main ek chuuhe kii tarah so rahaa tha
jab maine kuch jarkin suna '
vahaan khadaa tha
tony perkins kii tarah hi dekho
usne kaha, “kya aap showers lenaa chahenge?
main aapako daravaaje tak dikhaaungaa ”
maine kaha, “oh, nahin!nahin!
main iske madhyam se pehle gaya tha ”
mujhe pataa tha ki mujhe vibhajit karnaa hoga
lekin mujhe nahin pataa tha ki kaise
jab usne kaha
"kya aap us showers ko lenaa chahenge, ab?"

khayr, main nahin chhod saktaa
jab tak buudhe ne meraa peechha nahin kiya
'kyonki maine pehle hi vaada kiya tha
ki main uski gaayon ko doodh le rahaa hoon
mujhe kuch kahana tha
use bahut ajeeb karne ke liye
isliye main chillaaya
"mujhe fidel kastro or uski dadhi pasand he"
reeta naaraaz lag rahi thi
lekin vah raste se baahar ho gai
jaise hi vah sidhiyon se neeche aayaa
Sayin ', "kya maine aapako suna he?"

maine kaha, “mujhe fidel kastro pasand he
mujhe lagata he ki aapane mujhe sahi suna ”
or vah jhulate hue dak gaya
mere saath uski sari takat
reeta ne kuch kiya
'pahari par uski maan se muqabla karen
jaisaa ki uski mutthi ne isbox ko maaraa
usne kaha ki vah mujhe maarane ja rahaa he
agar main darwaja nahin nikaalata
do second ke flats main
“aap asangat hai
savaar doctor kaami chuha ”

khayr, unhone ek pathak kaa pachada phenk diya
mere sir par or main chalaa gaya
maine ek somras kiya
jaisaa ki maine dekha ki use apni bandook milti he
or khidki ke madhyam se durghatnagrast ho gaya
ek sau mile prati ghante par
or puri tarah se visphot ho gaya
uske bageeche ke phulon main
reeta ne kaha, "waapas aao!"
jaise hi vah lod karnaa shuru kar diya
suraj kam tha
or main sadak par neeche chalaa gaya tha

thik he, main yah nahin maanata ki main waapas aauungaa
ek jaadu ke liye
bhale hi reeta dur chali gayi
or ek motal main naukari mili
vah ab bhi meraa intjaar kar rahaa he
nirantar, dhoort par
vah mujhe andar karnaa chahta he
epa.bi.ai.
main, main rome or stomp
main rome ke rup main abhaari hum
bhaashan kii swatantraaa ke bina
main daldal main ho saktaa hum
user
jaise -jaise main thakaa hua or adhik bhookha ho jaataa hum, mujhe pataa he ki mujhe rahane ke liye kahin dhundhna hoga.main aage ek farmahouse ko notice karata hum, isliye main rukne kaa faisla karata hum or dekhtaa hum ki kya unke paas koi atirikt kamare hai.main darwaja dastak detaa hum or chillaata hum, "are main, koi ghar he?"main unke saamne ke kadamon par akelaa khadaa hum. kuch second ke baad, main ghar ke bheetar se ek sarsaraahat sunata hum.kisaan, "nahin!mujhe kisaan pasand hai.goli mat maaro! "vah apni rifl ko padhata he or chillaata he," kya aap us celsman hai jo yahaan gum rahe hai? "main jaldi se jawaab detaa hum:" nahin, nahin, main ek doctor hoon!main saaf-suthra hoon!bas snaatak kii oopaadhi praapt kii! "bas tab ek bhavy yuva mahila uske peeche se kadam rakhti he. vah kahati he," are, main reeta hum. "iske luk se, vah uski beti he. main turant uski prashansa karke uske pita ko shant karne kii koshish karti hum.khet kitna sundar he. vah poochta he, "doctoron ko kheton ke bare main kya pataa he?"main jawaab detaa hum, "haan, maine aaj 10,000 mile kii duuri tay kii he." kisaan bolne se pehle ek maun kamare ko bharta he, "stove ke neeche ek bistar he.aap abhi 2 sthitiyon par so sakate hai.meri beti se dur rahen, or subah gaayon ko doodh pilaaein. ”

raat ke bich main, main kuch sunata hum.yah reeta he.vah kahati he, "aapako is tarah se driving karne ke baad gande hona chahie. kya aapako showers lene kii jarurat he?"main asahaj ho jaataa hum.or tay karen ki yah shaayad sabase acha he main aage badhata hum or yahaan se nikal jaataa hum.main tab tak nahin chhod saktaa jab tak ki kisaan mujhe baahar nikaalata he, kyonki vah mujhe subah apni gaayon ko doodh dene kii ummid kar rahaa he.mujhe kuch aisa kahana he jo vah nishchit rup se pasand nahin karegaa.main chillaata hum, "mujhe fidel kastro pasand he or uski bahut acchhee dadhi he!"reeta aashcharyachakit dikhti he or ek kadam peeche le jaati he.jald hi, main upar se ek gadgadaahat sunata hum.yah kisaan chillaate hue chillaate hue he, "aapane abhi kya kaha he?"main khud ko doharaata hum kyonki vah mujh par apni mutthi jhulata he.main batakh karata hum, jisase uski mutthi barf ke bakse main sahi ho jaati he.sampark karne par vah chillaata he, "aap behatar tareeke se yahaan se baahar nikalate hai!"vah mere sir par ek kitaab phenkata he or main apni bandook pakadte hi khidki se baahar nikal jaataa hum.main sadak se utarane se pehle unke phulon ke bageeche main utarataa hum.jaisaa ki main daudta hum ki main waapas aane ke liye rita ko chillaate hue dekhtaa hum.main ab vahaan waapas nahin ja saktaa.yahaan tak ki agar reeta dur chali gai he or ab shahar main kaam karti he, to vah kisaan abhi bhi mujhe paane ke liye baahar he.vah hameshaa talash main rahata he, or agar vah kabhi mujhe pakadta he, to vah shaayad mujhe epabiai main badalane kii koshish karegaa.main daldal main ho saktaa hum agar bolne kii swatantraaa ke liye nahin.
assistant
<|system|>
</s>
<|user|>
is geet ko ek naatakeey laghu kahani ke rup main phir se likhen

main ek farmahouse par pach gaya
rahane ke liye ek jagah ke liye '
main shaktishaalee tha, shaktishaalee thak gaya
main ek lanbaa, lanbaa safar tay kar chukaa tha
maine kaha, “are, are, vahaan main
kya koi ghar he? ”
main kadamon par khadaa tha
filin kaa sabase akelaa
khayr, baahar ek kisaan aata he
usne sochaa hoga ki main pagal tha
usne turant meri taraf dekha
or meri himmat main ek bandook atak gai

main neeche gir gaya
mere jhuke hue ghutanon ke liye
kehete hue, “main kisaanon ko khodta hum
kripaya mujhe goli mat maaro! "
usne apni rifl ko lataka diya
or chillane laga
"aap us travelin celsman hai
ki maine suna he ”
maine kaha nahin!nahin!nahin!
main ek doctor hum or yah sach he
main ek saaf-suthra baccha hoon
or main college main bhi gaya ”

phir unki beti aati he
jiskaa naam reeta tha
vah aisa lag rahi thi jaise usne baahar kadam rakhaa
laa dolse vita
maine turant ise thanda karne kii koshish kii
uske pita ke saath
or use bataaya ki kya
acha, sundar khet uske paas tha
unhone kaha, “doctor kya karte hai
kheton ke bare main jaano, prarthana karo? ”
maine kaha, “main paidaa hua tha
ek ichha ke nichle bhaag main ”

khayr, mere nakhunon ke neeche kii gandagi se
mujhe lagata he ki vah jaanata tha ki main jhooth nahin boluungaa
"mujhe lagata he ki aap thak gaye hai"
unhone kaha, thode dhoort
maine kaha, “haan, das hajaar mile
aaj main chalaa gaya ”
unhone kaha, “mujhe tumhaare liye ek bistar mila
chuulhe ke neeche
bas ek shart
or aap abhi so jate hai
ki aap meri beti ko nahin choote hai
or subah, gaay ko doodh ”

main ek chuuhe kii tarah so rahaa tha
jab maine kuch jarkin suna '
vahaan khadaa tha
tony perkins kii tarah hi dekho
usne kaha, “kya aap showers lenaa chahenge?
main aapako daravaaje tak dikhaaungaa ”
maine kaha, “oh, nahin!nahin!
main iske madhyam se pehle gaya tha ”
mujhe pataa tha ki mujhe vibhajit karnaa hoga
lekin mujhe nahin pataa tha ki kaise
jab usne kaha
"kya aap us showers ko lenaa chahenge, ab?"

khayr, main nahin chhod saktaa
jab tak buudhe ne meraa peechha nahin kiya
'kyonki maine pehle hi vaada kiya tha
ki main uski gaayon ko doodh le rahaa hoon
mujhe kuch kahana tha
use bahut ajeeb karne ke liye
isliye main chillaaya
"mujhe fidel kastro or uski dadhi pasand he"
reeta naaraaz lag rahi thi
lekin vah raste se baahar ho gai
jaise hi vah sidhiyon se neeche aayaa
Sayin ', "kya maine aapako suna he?"

maine kaha, “mujhe fidel kastro pasand he
mujhe lagata he ki aapane mujhe sahi suna ”
or vah jhulate hue dak gaya
mere saath uski sari takat
reeta ne kuch kiya
'pahari par uski maan se muqabla karen
jaisaa ki uski mutthi ne isbox ko maaraa
usne kaha ki vah mujhe maarane ja rahaa he
agar main darwaja nahin nikaalata
do second ke flats main
“aap asangat hai
savaar doctor kaami chuha ”

khayr, unhone ek pathak kaa pachada phenk diya
mere sir par or main chalaa gaya
maine ek somras kiya
jaisaa ki maine dekha ki use apni bandook milti he
or khidki ke madhyam se durghatnagrast ho gaya
ek sau mile prati ghante par
or puri tarah se visphot ho gaya
uske bageeche ke phulon main
reeta ne kaha, "waapas aao!"
jaise hi vah lod karnaa shuru kar diya
suraj kam tha
or main sadak par neeche chalaa gaya tha

thik he, main yah nahin maanata ki main waapas aauungaa
ek jaadu ke liye
bhale hi reeta dur chali gayi
or ek motal main naukari mili
vah ab bhi meraa intjaar kar rahaa he
nirantar, dhoort par
vah mujhe andar karnaa chahta he
epa.bi.ai.
main, main rome or stomp
main rome ke rup main abhaari hum
bhaashan kii swatantraaa ke bina
main daldal main ho saktaa hum</s>
<|assistant|>
jaise -jaise main thakaa hua or adhik bhookha ho jaataa hum, mujhe pataa he ki mujhe rahane ke liye kahin dhundhna hoga.main aage ek farmahouse ko notice karata hum, isliye main rukne kaa faisla karata hum or dekhtaa hum ki kya unke paas koi atirikt kamare hai.main darwaja dastak detaa hum or chillaata hum, "are main, koi ghar he?"main unke saamne ke kadamon par akelaa khadaa hum. kuch second ke baad, main ghar ke bheetar se ek sarsaraahat sunata hum.kisaan, "nahin!mujhe kisaan pasand hai.goli mat maaro! "vah apni rifl ko padhata he or chillaata he," kya aap us celsman hai jo yahaan gum rahe hai? "main jaldi se jawaab detaa hum:" nahin, nahin, main ek doctor hoon!main saaf-suthra hoon!bas snaatak kii oopaadhi praapt kii! "bas tab ek bhavy yuva mahila uske peeche se kadam rakhti he. vah kahati he," are, main reeta hum. "iske luk se, vah uski beti he. main turant uski prashansa karke uske pita ko shant karne kii koshish karti hum.khet kitna sundar he. vah poochta he, "doctoron ko kheton ke bare main kya pataa he?"main jawaab detaa hum, "haan, maine aaj 10,000 mile kii duuri tay kii he." kisaan bolne se pehle ek maun kamare ko bharta he, "stove ke neeche ek bistar he.aap abhi 2 sthitiyon par so sakate hai.meri beti se dur rahen, or subah gaayon ko doodh pilaaein. ”

raat ke bich main, main kuch sunata hum.yah reeta he.vah kahati he, "aapako is tarah se driving karne ke baad gande hona chahie. kya aapako showers lene kii jarurat he?"main asahaj ho jaataa hum.or tay karen ki yah shaayad sabase acha he main aage badhata hum or yahaan se nikal jaataa hum.main tab tak nahin chhod saktaa jab tak ki kisaan mujhe baahar nikaalata he, kyonki vah mujhe subah apni gaayon ko doodh dene kii ummid kar rahaa he.mujhe kuch aisa kahana he jo vah nishchit rup se pasand nahin karegaa.main chillaata hum, "mujhe fidel kastro pasand he or uski bahut acchhee dadhi he!"reeta aashcharyachakit dikhti he or ek kadam peeche le jaati he.jald hi, main upar se ek gadgadaahat sunata hum.yah kisaan chillaate hue chillaate hue he, "aapane abhi kya kaha he?"main khud ko doharaata hum kyonki vah mujh par apni mutthi jhulata he.main batakh karata hum, jisase uski mutthi barf ke bakse main sahi ho jaati he.sampark karne par vah chillaata he, "aap behatar tareeke se yahaan se baahar nikalate hai!"vah mere sir par ek kitaab phenkata he or main apni bandook pakadte hi khidki se baahar nikal jaataa hum.main sadak se utarane se pehle unke phulon ke bageeche main utarataa hum.jaisaa ki main daudta hum ki main waapas aane ke liye rita ko chillaate hue dekhtaa hum.main ab vahaan waapas nahin ja saktaa.yahaan tak ki agar reeta dur chali gai he or ab shahar main kaam karti he, to vah kisaan abhi bhi mujhe paane ke liye baahar he.vah hameshaa talash main rahata he, or agar vah kabhi mujhe pakadta he, to vah shaayad mujhe epabiai main badalane kii koshish karegaa.main daldal main ho saktaa hum agar bolne kii swatantraaa ke liye nahin.</s>
