Write a joke email to my boss saying that I am leaving the job effective immediately. Include that it's not me, it's them. Make it funny and nonsensical to read and end it with "kiss my peaches." Feel free to be sassy, but not vulgar.
system
mere bos ko ek majaak email likhen, jisamen kaha gaya he ki main turant kaam ko prabhavi chhod rahaa hum.isamen shaamil karen ki yah main nahin hum, yah ve he.ise padhane ke liye mazaakia or nirarthak banaao or ise "mere aadu chumban" ke saath samaapt kar diya.bejhijak ho, lekin ashleel nahin.
user
el mestro capitan ko,
main aapako suchit karne ke liye likh rahaa hum ki main turant prabhavi hum.chintaa mat karo;yah main nahin hoon;yah aap he.sabase pehle, main vastav main yah yaad karata hum ki yah aakhri baar hoga jab mujhe aapako us bevakoof sheershak, tom dwaara kol karnaa hoga.jab main ek graahak se unki car beemaa ke bare main baat karne kii koshish kar rahaa hum, to main vyanjanon ko modane or apane kapade dhone kii koshish kar rahaa hum.yah na to meri jimmedaari he or na hi meri naukari kaa vivaran aapke khaataa sankhya ko varnanukram main vyavasthit karne ke liye he.iske alaava, karmchaariyon kii baithken "yah gandh" ke saath shuru nahin kerani chahie!jabaki main "apane walrus ko kaam karne ke liye apane walras ko lao" ke dayaalu ishaare kii saraahna karata hum, folout or samparshvik kshati ne mere maanas or hamaare kaam ke maahaul par aparivartaneey kahar barsaaya.loop par "maai heart vil go on" khilne se mujhe itnaa tanaav hua he ki main apane premi ko apni tuuti hui bedaa chhodane or samudr kii barfile gaharaai main doobane ke liye taiyaar hum.main aage bad saktaa tha, lekin phir "main jivit rahoonga" ban jayega "main jivit nahin rahoonga."main baahar hoon!mere aadu chumban.
assistant
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<|user|>
mere bos ko ek majaak email likhen, jisamen kaha gaya he ki main turant kaam ko prabhavi chhod rahaa hum.isamen shaamil karen ki yah main nahin hum, yah ve he.ise padhane ke liye mazaakia or nirarthak banaao or ise "mere aadu chumban" ke saath samaapt kar diya.bejhijak ho, lekin ashleel nahin.</s>
<|assistant|>
el mestro capitan ko,
main aapako suchit karne ke liye likh rahaa hum ki main turant prabhavi hum.chintaa mat karo;yah main nahin hoon;yah aap he.sabase pehle, main vastav main yah yaad karata hum ki yah aakhri baar hoga jab mujhe aapako us bevakoof sheershak, tom dwaara kol karnaa hoga.jab main ek graahak se unki car beemaa ke bare main baat karne kii koshish kar rahaa hum, to main vyanjanon ko modane or apane kapade dhone kii koshish kar rahaa hum.yah na to meri jimmedaari he or na hi meri naukari kaa vivaran aapke khaataa sankhya ko varnanukram main vyavasthit karne ke liye he.iske alaava, karmchaariyon kii baithken "yah gandh" ke saath shuru nahin kerani chahie!jabaki main "apane walrus ko kaam karne ke liye apane walras ko lao" ke dayaalu ishaare kii saraahna karata hum, folout or samparshvik kshati ne mere maanas or hamaare kaam ke maahaul par aparivartaneey kahar barsaaya.loop par "maai heart vil go on" khilne se mujhe itnaa tanaav hua he ki main apane premi ko apni tuuti hui bedaa chhodane or samudr kii barfile gaharaai main doobane ke liye taiyaar hum.main aage bad saktaa tha, lekin phir "main jivit rahoonga" ban jayega "main jivit nahin rahoonga."main baahar hoon!mere aadu chumban.</s>
