Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.
system
utakon ke liye ek tivi vigyaapan script banaaen.isamen kam se kam 3 udaahranon kii suvidha honi chahie jahaan log kuch betuke ke bare main ro rahe hai or samasya utakon kii kami se jatil he.ek quippy line ke saath ant main ek woysover shaamil karen yaa do darshakon ko utakon ko kharidne ke liye protsaahit karen.250-300 shabd adarsh hai.
user
[yah drishy parde ke thik peeche khulata he jahaan ek mahila ek sho ke liye taiyaari main mechap ke antim sparsh par dab kar rahi he]
[AIDE darj karen]
sahyogi: mam, mujhe kshamaa karen.unke paas keval niyamit donuts hai, na ki kriim se bhare donuts.
abhinetri: nu!
[abhinetri ne aniyantrit rup se choda, apane mechap ko barbaad karte hue]
sahyogi, unmatta: utak!utak!kya kisi ke paas utak nahin he?
[manch parde khule or sangeet khelnaa shuru kar dete hai, abhinetri ko khulaasa karte hue abhi bhi aniyantrit rup se chatpataate hai]

[ek park bench par baithe do logon ke ek drishy ko katkar hamburgers khaane ke liye]
aadmi 1: ye burgers mahaan hai.aapako ve kahaan mili the?
aadmi 2: sadak ke neeche chote dinar se.
[achaanak, ek pakshi neeche jhapatta martha he or burgers ko aadmi 1 se chhinta he]
aadmi 1: mere burgers!
aadmi 2: chor!
[aadmi 1 ko sochna shuru ho jaataa he, or bina soche -samajhe, aadmi 2 apni shart pradaan karata he.aadmi 1 shart par apni naak udaata he, aadmi 2 ko ghrinaa ke saath chhod detaa he]

[ek pahaad par chadhane vaale do khojakartaaon ke ek drishy main katautee]
vyakti 1: ham shikhar ke kareeb ho rahe hai.
vyakti 2: kya aap jashn manaane ke liye trail mix laate hai?
vyakti 1, aashcharyachakit: trail mix?kya?mujhe laga ki aapke paas he.
vyakti 2: hamaare paas koi trail mix nahin he?
[vyakti 2 ko chatapataana shuru kar detaa he or rassi par waapas jhuk jaataa he jo un donon ko jodta he, jisase vyakti 1 ko unke donon vajan kaa prabandhan karne ke liye chhod detaa he.camera vyakti 1 ke rup main waapas aa jaataa he 1 vyakti 2 kaa samarthan karne ke liye sangharsh karata he, jo bekaabu ho rahaa he, jaisaa ki woysover line kheltaa he]

woysover: vahaan bahut dukh he.ek utak ke bina pakadaa mat.
assistant
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<|user|>
utakon ke liye ek tivi vigyaapan script banaaen.isamen kam se kam 3 udaahranon kii suvidha honi chahie jahaan log kuch betuke ke bare main ro rahe hai or samasya utakon kii kami se jatil he.ek quippy line ke saath ant main ek woysover shaamil karen yaa do darshakon ko utakon ko kharidne ke liye protsaahit karen.250-300 shabd adarsh hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
[yah drishy parde ke thik peeche khulata he jahaan ek mahila ek sho ke liye taiyaari main mechap ke antim sparsh par dab kar rahi he]
[AIDE darj karen]
sahyogi: mam, mujhe kshamaa karen.unke paas keval niyamit donuts hai, na ki kriim se bhare donuts.
abhinetri: nu!
[abhinetri ne aniyantrit rup se choda, apane mechap ko barbaad karte hue]
sahyogi, unmatta: utak!utak!kya kisi ke paas utak nahin he?
[manch parde khule or sangeet khelnaa shuru kar dete hai, abhinetri ko khulaasa karte hue abhi bhi aniyantrit rup se chatpataate hai]

[ek park bench par baithe do logon ke ek drishy ko katkar hamburgers khaane ke liye]
aadmi 1: ye burgers mahaan hai.aapako ve kahaan mili the?
aadmi 2: sadak ke neeche chote dinar se.
[achaanak, ek pakshi neeche jhapatta martha he or burgers ko aadmi 1 se chhinta he]
aadmi 1: mere burgers!
aadmi 2: chor!
[aadmi 1 ko sochna shuru ho jaataa he, or bina soche -samajhe, aadmi 2 apni shart pradaan karata he.aadmi 1 shart par apni naak udaata he, aadmi 2 ko ghrinaa ke saath chhod detaa he]

[ek pahaad par chadhane vaale do khojakartaaon ke ek drishy main katautee]
vyakti 1: ham shikhar ke kareeb ho rahe hai.
vyakti 2: kya aap jashn manaane ke liye trail mix laate hai?
vyakti 1, aashcharyachakit: trail mix?kya?mujhe laga ki aapke paas he.
vyakti 2: hamaare paas koi trail mix nahin he?
[vyakti 2 ko chatapataana shuru kar detaa he or rassi par waapas jhuk jaataa he jo un donon ko jodta he, jisase vyakti 1 ko unke donon vajan kaa prabandhan karne ke liye chhod detaa he.camera vyakti 1 ke rup main waapas aa jaataa he 1 vyakti 2 kaa samarthan karne ke liye sangharsh karata he, jo bekaabu ho rahaa he, jaisaa ki woysover line kheltaa he]

woysover: vahaan bahut dukh he.ek utak ke bina pakadaa mat.</s>
