write a story about getting ready for your first day at a new job, and gradually turn into a snake (spelling errors and nonsense is okay, the snake should hiss and say sssss like a real snake) until you are fully a snake. 
system
ek nai naukari main apane pehle din ke liye taiyaar hone ke bare main ek kahani likhen, or dhire -dhire ek saanp main badal jaaen (vartanee kii trutiyaan or bakawaas thik he, saanp ko phufakarna chahie or esases ko ek asli saanp kii tarah kahana chahie) jab tak ki aap puri tarah se saanp nahin hai.
user
alarm ke scrtch ne mere sapane ko achaanak roak diya.saamaanya paristhitiyon main, is jaldi jaagnaa SSNOOZE batan kaa kaaran hoga, lekin main aaj iske liye bahut utsahit tha.SSSCHool main meri sari mehnat ne bhugtan kiya, or main aakhirkaar apane parivaar ke baaki purushon kii tarah kaarybal main pravesh karne ja rahaa tha.main ek bade khinchaav ke saath jaag gaya, or ek jor se hisssss.ruko, meraa matlab he ek jamhai, he naa?vaise bhi, main bistar se baahar nikal gaya or apane chote bathroom main apana rasta bana liya.showers nob kaa Sssqueak ek mouse kii tarah lag rahaa tha, jisane mere shikari aagrah ko sakriy kiya.garm pani se sari hawa ko moti bhaap main badalane se pehle mujhe darpan main masosphul par ek acha nazar aayaa, or mere gaalon par kuch ssssscaly twachaa par dhyaan diya."main is samay shev karne ke baad moischarise karata hum" maine sochaa ki main apane aap ko sochataa hum.

main showers main phisal gaya or dekha ki yah thanda laga.phir bhi?main ek yugal minutessss nossww ke liye pani ko garm kar rahaa tha.maine nal ko dekha or dekha ki garmi pehle se hi adhiktam tak crank thi."yah ... yah pani ab tak ubal rahaa he. yah aisa he jaise main thanda-khun yaa kuch or hum. ghabraana chahie."Hissssss .... mere haath shpampoo ke liye pahunchate hai, or jab mujhe pataa chalata he ki koi haath nahin hai.main puri tarah se ek naukari kii avadharana ko bhul jaataa hum kyonki main tub se baahar, or bedroom ke daravaaje ke neeche.molting kaa mausam bahut jald he, mujhe taiyaar hona chahie.dalan ke neeche, main ek adarsh ssssunspot dekhtaa hum.
assistant
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ek nai naukari main apane pehle din ke liye taiyaar hone ke bare main ek kahani likhen, or dhire -dhire ek saanp main badal jaaen (vartanee kii trutiyaan or bakawaas thik he, saanp ko phufakarna chahie or esases ko ek asli saanp kii tarah kahana chahie) jab tak ki aap puri tarah se saanp nahin hai.</s>
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alarm ke scrtch ne mere sapane ko achaanak roak diya.saamaanya paristhitiyon main, is jaldi jaagnaa SSNOOZE batan kaa kaaran hoga, lekin main aaj iske liye bahut utsahit tha.SSSCHool main meri sari mehnat ne bhugtan kiya, or main aakhirkaar apane parivaar ke baaki purushon kii tarah kaarybal main pravesh karne ja rahaa tha.main ek bade khinchaav ke saath jaag gaya, or ek jor se hisssss.ruko, meraa matlab he ek jamhai, he naa?vaise bhi, main bistar se baahar nikal gaya or apane chote bathroom main apana rasta bana liya.showers nob kaa Sssqueak ek mouse kii tarah lag rahaa tha, jisane mere shikari aagrah ko sakriy kiya.garm pani se sari hawa ko moti bhaap main badalane se pehle mujhe darpan main masosphul par ek acha nazar aayaa, or mere gaalon par kuch ssssscaly twachaa par dhyaan diya."main is samay shev karne ke baad moischarise karata hum" maine sochaa ki main apane aap ko sochataa hum.

main showers main phisal gaya or dekha ki yah thanda laga.phir bhi?main ek yugal minutessss nossww ke liye pani ko garm kar rahaa tha.maine nal ko dekha or dekha ki garmi pehle se hi adhiktam tak crank thi."yah ... yah pani ab tak ubal rahaa he. yah aisa he jaise main thanda-khun yaa kuch or hum. ghabraana chahie."Hissssss .... mere haath shpampoo ke liye pahunchate hai, or jab mujhe pataa chalata he ki koi haath nahin hai.main puri tarah se ek naukari kii avadharana ko bhul jaataa hum kyonki main tub se baahar, or bedroom ke daravaaje ke neeche.molting kaa mausam bahut jald he, mujhe taiyaar hona chahie.dalan ke neeche, main ek adarsh ssssunspot dekhtaa hum.</s>
