Write a funny infomercial about some bad ideas on how to write a book. The person is speaking directly to the audience. They're silly and don't know what they're talking about.
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kitaab likhane ke tareeke ke bare main kuch bure vichaaron ke bare main ek mazedaar infomercial likhen.vyakti sidhe darshakon se baat kar rahaa he.ve murkh hai or nahin jaanate ki ve kis bare main baat kar rahe hai.
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[1:5 9 baje.lau and order ne apane broadcasting program segment or iske credit screen role ko puraa kiya.blike se lupt hoti, ek rahasyamay rangeen darwaja, jaise ki game sho kii tarah, ek ol-white offis room main khulata he.phir apane biswaan dasha main videshi rangeen baalo ke saath ek hyper purush dikhaai detaa he.vah ek naarangi, pile or bangnee vyapaar suut main he.use lagata he ki usne aath cap coffee par overd kiya ho.vah spasht rup se ek avyavasthit trainvrek he, phir bhi darshak khud ko dekhne se rokane main asamarth pate hai.]

vikreta: "aap jo kuch bhi jaanate hai use bhul jaao!"vah hichkichaata he."... ek kitaab likhane ke bare main. main aapako sabhi samay ke sarvshereshth lekhakon ke rasadaar rahasyon par suraag lagane vaala hum."

[camera ek twarit slide sho ke madhyam se pan karata he, kuch dilachasp sheershak "gon wyeth da wind 3", "50 shades of mattha: protein dream" or "henry poper, da vijard jo ek ladkaa yaa kuch bhi tha.]

vikreta: "hamaare kaarykram ne sabhi samay ke sheersh-bikne vaale lekhakon main se kuch ko prashikshit kiya he. aamtaur par, hamaare rahasyon ko prakat karne ke liye, ham ek khudara mulya kaa shulk lenge ... aapane anumaan lagaaya, saath-nau, ninyanbe!hajaar dollar mulya!

[screen par udyog rahasyon kii vikreta kii ruparekha dikhaai detii he:
1. antariksh - isaki aavashyaktaa kise he?
2. sigma purush grindset.
3. apane vishyon ko pravaahit karen.
4. ise wing.
5. sampadan vaikalpik he.
6. ek kitaab kaa nyaay na karen ...
7. real estate, lekin kitabon ke liye.]

vikreta: "thik he, to chalo pehle yugal ke saath shuru karte hai. antariksh yah mahatvapurn nahin he. jahaan bhi aap chaahate hai, vahaan likhane ke liye swatantra mahasoos karen. apane bistar par, rasoi main, yahaan tak ki apni chat se bhi. kabhi bhi apane aap ko ek sthaan par simit karen! duusari baat, duusari baat, duusari baat.yadi aap likhnaa chaahate hai, to aapako sahi "grindset" kii aavashyaktaa he. main baat kar rahaa hum, subah 4 baje jaag rahaa hum, or aadhi raat ke saamaan tak kaam kar rahaa hum. kuch bhi kam vyarth he. "

[screen kaale rang ke liye feeki padati he, or vah ek mand-jalaae jane vaale kamare main ek somras sandesh ke saath he.]

vikreta: "ham aaj samay se baahar hai. lakhon-sambhawatah arabon logon ne hamaare paathyakram se labhanvit kiya he. yadi aap ek pustak likhane ke bare main gambhir hona chaahate hai, to hamaare kaarykram main jaanch karen, hamaare bich ke lekhakon ko aaj, kaarykram paanch he.$ 129.99 ke baarah aasaan bhugtan ke saath romaanchak video saamagree ke minute. aap baad main hamen dhanyavad denge. "
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kitaab likhane ke tareeke ke bare main kuch bure vichaaron ke bare main ek mazedaar infomercial likhen.vyakti sidhe darshakon se baat kar rahaa he.ve murkh hai or nahin jaanate ki ve kis bare main baat kar rahe hai.</s>
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[1:5 9 baje.lau and order ne apane broadcasting program segment or iske credit screen role ko puraa kiya.blike se lupt hoti, ek rahasyamay rangeen darwaja, jaise ki game sho kii tarah, ek ol-white offis room main khulata he.phir apane biswaan dasha main videshi rangeen baalo ke saath ek hyper purush dikhaai detaa he.vah ek naarangi, pile or bangnee vyapaar suut main he.use lagata he ki usne aath cap coffee par overd kiya ho.vah spasht rup se ek avyavasthit trainvrek he, phir bhi darshak khud ko dekhne se rokane main asamarth pate hai.]

vikreta: "aap jo kuch bhi jaanate hai use bhul jaao!"vah hichkichaata he."... ek kitaab likhane ke bare main. main aapako sabhi samay ke sarvshereshth lekhakon ke rasadaar rahasyon par suraag lagane vaala hum."

[camera ek twarit slide sho ke madhyam se pan karata he, kuch dilachasp sheershak "gon wyeth da wind 3", "50 shades of mattha: protein dream" or "henry poper, da vijard jo ek ladkaa yaa kuch bhi tha.]

vikreta: "hamaare kaarykram ne sabhi samay ke sheersh-bikne vaale lekhakon main se kuch ko prashikshit kiya he. aamtaur par, hamaare rahasyon ko prakat karne ke liye, ham ek khudara mulya kaa shulk lenge ... aapane anumaan lagaaya, saath-nau, ninyanbe!hajaar dollar mulya!

[screen par udyog rahasyon kii vikreta kii ruparekha dikhaai detii he:
1. antariksh - isaki aavashyaktaa kise he?
2. sigma purush grindset.
3. apane vishyon ko pravaahit karen.
4. ise wing.
5. sampadan vaikalpik he.
6. ek kitaab kaa nyaay na karen ...
7. real estate, lekin kitabon ke liye.]

vikreta: "thik he, to chalo pehle yugal ke saath shuru karte hai. antariksh yah mahatvapurn nahin he. jahaan bhi aap chaahate hai, vahaan likhane ke liye swatantra mahasoos karen. apane bistar par, rasoi main, yahaan tak ki apni chat se bhi. kabhi bhi apane aap ko ek sthaan par simit karen! duusari baat, duusari baat, duusari baat.yadi aap likhnaa chaahate hai, to aapako sahi "grindset" kii aavashyaktaa he. main baat kar rahaa hum, subah 4 baje jaag rahaa hum, or aadhi raat ke saamaan tak kaam kar rahaa hum. kuch bhi kam vyarth he. "

[screen kaale rang ke liye feeki padati he, or vah ek mand-jalaae jane vaale kamare main ek somras sandesh ke saath he.]

vikreta: "ham aaj samay se baahar hai. lakhon-sambhawatah arabon logon ne hamaare paathyakram se labhanvit kiya he. yadi aap ek pustak likhane ke bare main gambhir hona chaahate hai, to hamaare kaarykram main jaanch karen, hamaare bich ke lekhakon ko aaj, kaarykram paanch he.$ 129.99 ke baarah aasaan bhugtan ke saath romaanchak video saamagree ke minute. aap baad main hamen dhanyavad denge. "</s>
