Write 10 headlines for news stories that tell readers what the story is about without reading the complete article. Each headline should be different and under 20 words. Nonsense and humor are encouraged! No intro is necessary.
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samachar kahaniyon ke liye 10 surkhiyon main likhen jo pathakon ko bataati hai ki kahani puri lekh ko padhe bina kya he.prayek sheershak alag or 20 shabdon se kam hona chahie.bakawaas or hasya ko protsaahit kiya jaataa he!koi bhi parichay aavashyak nahin he.
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1. roswell main aliens phir se bhoomi, chaaron ore dekho, apane sir hilaao, or phir se chhod do.

2. hensal or gretil ek candi house dhundte hai, ise aswasthkar ghoshit karte hai, or iske bajaay broccoli se anurodh karte hai.

3. Fleas Form Band, cover house of pen kii 90 ke hit "jump around".

4. blind magician ko lagata he ki uski drushti kii kami adrishyata he, phir pataa chalata he ki har koi use dekh saktaa he.

5. star guthli prithvi par girane lagati he;maanavtaa ko pataa chalata he ki akaash popcorn se bana he.

6. bigafoot apni pehali saarvajanik press upasthiti banaata he or ek parishkrut angreji uccharan or parishkrut varnakular ke saath bolta he.

7. Leprechauns vakeelon ko kiraye par lete hai!sadiyon se apharan or bhaavnaatmak aghat ke liye manushyon se sone kii maang!

8. elvis presli phir se prakat hota he, or kele, bekan or moongfalee ke makkhan se baahar nikalne kaa daawa karata he.

9. venus fli trep kinvit falon kii mackhiyon par nashe main ho jaataa he or slade shabdon ke saath bolnaa shuru kar detaa he.

10. devtaa ek durlabh chuttee par mount olympus se utarate hai or airline or yatra kii keemton ke bare main shikaayat karte hai.
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samachar kahaniyon ke liye 10 surkhiyon main likhen jo pathakon ko bataati hai ki kahani puri lekh ko padhe bina kya he.prayek sheershak alag or 20 shabdon se kam hona chahie.bakawaas or hasya ko protsaahit kiya jaataa he!koi bhi parichay aavashyak nahin he.</s>
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1. roswell main aliens phir se bhoomi, chaaron ore dekho, apane sir hilaao, or phir se chhod do.

2. hensal or gretil ek candi house dhundte hai, ise aswasthkar ghoshit karte hai, or iske bajaay broccoli se anurodh karte hai.

3. Fleas Form Band, cover house of pen kii 90 ke hit "jump around".

4. blind magician ko lagata he ki uski drushti kii kami adrishyata he, phir pataa chalata he ki har koi use dekh saktaa he.

5. star guthli prithvi par girane lagati he;maanavtaa ko pataa chalata he ki akaash popcorn se bana he.

6. bigafoot apni pehali saarvajanik press upasthiti banaata he or ek parishkrut angreji uccharan or parishkrut varnakular ke saath bolta he.

7. Leprechauns vakeelon ko kiraye par lete hai!sadiyon se apharan or bhaavnaatmak aghat ke liye manushyon se sone kii maang!

8. elvis presli phir se prakat hota he, or kele, bekan or moongfalee ke makkhan se baahar nikalne kaa daawa karata he.

9. venus fli trep kinvit falon kii mackhiyon par nashe main ho jaataa he or slade shabdon ke saath bolnaa shuru kar detaa he.

10. devtaa ek durlabh chuttee par mount olympus se utarate hai or airline or yatra kii keemton ke bare main shikaayat karte hai.</s>
