Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.
system
ek aise vyakti ke liye ek kaalpanik or haasyaaspad phir se shuru karen jo kabhi kaam nahin karnaa chahta he or chaaron ore kuch bhi nahin karnaa pasand karata he.300 shabdon ke tahat phir se shuru rakhen.
user
[naam]
[pataa]
[mail pataa]


uddeshy: ek samshitoshna, dhoop jalwaayu main avkaash ke ek peshewar vyakti ke rup main ek sthaayee sthiti, meri prakritik pratibhaaon or kaushal kaa upyog mere jivan ke ek swatantra or roming tareeke se meri sabhi sweekruti ke saath.

kaushal kaa saransh: main sabase acha nunatam fishan main jivan style banane ke liye apaar pratibha ke saath avkaash kaa ek kushal or nipun vyakti hum.deevaaron ke khilaaf ghoomane or ek pal ke notice par shat ai ko pakadaney ke liye mere tareeke kisi ke dwaara samaan nahin hai;main asli sauda hum.jab main minial shram se bachane or bachane ke liye aata hum to main behad aatm-prerit hum.

kaushal:

lounjing boneles: maine is kaushal main 500 ghante se adhik samay tak puraa kar liya he or vibhinn pos or vaataavaranon ko pradarshit karne main khushi hogi jisamen main utkrushtataa praapt karata hum.

neend: main ise ek topi kii boond par kahin bhi kar saktaa hum.

drimming: main ek mahaan kai chizon kii kalpana karne main maahir hum, hameshaa kisi bhi vaastaviktaa ko dhyaan main rakhte hue jo vastav main khadi main kuch bhi majbootee se kaam karne ke liye kaam kar saktaa he.

shanti: main hameshaa vartmaan main rahata hum (sapane ke samay or jhapai ko rokna).vartmaan kshan har cheez kaa sabase acha he.

anubhav:

1/1/1960-1968
ashrith baccha

1968 pregent
avkaash kaa aadmi

sandarbh:
avkaash ke vibhinn anya vyaktiyon se sanlagn dekhen.vitaran upkarnon ko andekha karen.main computer par librari main samay se baahar bhaag gaya, isliye noton ke saath kai napkin or puraane vyavsaay card hai.
assistant
<|system|>
</s>
<|user|>
ek aise vyakti ke liye ek kaalpanik or haasyaaspad phir se shuru karen jo kabhi kaam nahin karnaa chahta he or chaaron ore kuch bhi nahin karnaa pasand karata he.300 shabdon ke tahat phir se shuru rakhen.</s>
<|assistant|>
[naam]
[pataa]
[mail pataa]


uddeshy: ek samshitoshna, dhoop jalwaayu main avkaash ke ek peshewar vyakti ke rup main ek sthaayee sthiti, meri prakritik pratibhaaon or kaushal kaa upyog mere jivan ke ek swatantra or roming tareeke se meri sabhi sweekruti ke saath.

kaushal kaa saransh: main sabase acha nunatam fishan main jivan style banane ke liye apaar pratibha ke saath avkaash kaa ek kushal or nipun vyakti hum.deevaaron ke khilaaf ghoomane or ek pal ke notice par shat ai ko pakadaney ke liye mere tareeke kisi ke dwaara samaan nahin hai;main asli sauda hum.jab main minial shram se bachane or bachane ke liye aata hum to main behad aatm-prerit hum.

kaushal:

lounjing boneles: maine is kaushal main 500 ghante se adhik samay tak puraa kar liya he or vibhinn pos or vaataavaranon ko pradarshit karne main khushi hogi jisamen main utkrushtataa praapt karata hum.

neend: main ise ek topi kii boond par kahin bhi kar saktaa hum.

drimming: main ek mahaan kai chizon kii kalpana karne main maahir hum, hameshaa kisi bhi vaastaviktaa ko dhyaan main rakhte hue jo vastav main khadi main kuch bhi majbootee se kaam karne ke liye kaam kar saktaa he.

shanti: main hameshaa vartmaan main rahata hum (sapane ke samay or jhapai ko rokna).vartmaan kshan har cheez kaa sabase acha he.

anubhav:

1/1/1960-1968
ashrith baccha

1968 pregent
avkaash kaa aadmi

sandarbh:
avkaash ke vibhinn anya vyaktiyon se sanlagn dekhen.vitaran upkarnon ko andekha karen.main computer par librari main samay se baahar bhaag gaya, isliye noton ke saath kai napkin or puraane vyavsaay card hai.</s>
