Write an academic abstract for my research paper about the impact of fountain size and noise in medium sized city centers on bug suicide rates and make it sound as though even the researchers realize that this is ridiculous.
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bag aatmahatya daron par madhyam aakaar ke shahar ke kendron main fawwaare ke aakaar or shor ke prabhaav ke bare main mere shodh patr ke liye ek academik saar likhen or ise dhwani banaate hai jaise ki shodhakartaaon ko bhi ehsaas hota he ki yah haasyaaspad he.
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is adhyayan ne sthaneey or deshi bag aatmahatya daron par madhyam aakaar ke shahar ke kendron main fawwaare ke aakaar or shor ke prabhaav kii jaanch kii.is paper kaa uddeshy is sawaal kaa jawaab dena he, "kya bade fawwaare (yaa ausat shor ke str kii tulana main jor se fawwaare) deshi bag aatmahatya dar ko kam karte hai?"pichley adhyayanon se pataa chalaa he ki kisi bhi tarah ke fawwaare or keede ke bich koi sambandh nahin he, lekin hamane vaise bhi is pariklpana ko aage badhaane kaa vikalp chunaa.ham iskaa adhyayan karnaa chaahate the kyonki hamaare praathmik funder "ek kubad tha."is shodh kaa lakshya vishay ko ek baar or sabhi ke liye bistar par rakhana tha.hamane ek niyantrit, dabl-blind shodh adhyayan kaa upyog kiya, sabase sateek prakaar kaa data jise ham sambhawatah ekatra karenge, or chah varshon main adhyayan kaa sanchaalan kiya, jahaan har duusare varsh hamane shahar se sabhi fawwaare ko hataa diya, or phir bhi varshon main, ham karenge.alag -alag aakaar ke fawwaare joden.ant main, hamen fawwaare or deshi bag aatmahatya dar ke bich koi sambandh nahin mila.
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bag aatmahatya daron par madhyam aakaar ke shahar ke kendron main fawwaare ke aakaar or shor ke prabhaav ke bare main mere shodh patr ke liye ek academik saar likhen or ise dhwani banaate hai jaise ki shodhakartaaon ko bhi ehsaas hota he ki yah haasyaaspad he.</s>
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is adhyayan ne sthaneey or deshi bag aatmahatya daron par madhyam aakaar ke shahar ke kendron main fawwaare ke aakaar or shor ke prabhaav kii jaanch kii.is paper kaa uddeshy is sawaal kaa jawaab dena he, "kya bade fawwaare (yaa ausat shor ke str kii tulana main jor se fawwaare) deshi bag aatmahatya dar ko kam karte hai?"pichley adhyayanon se pataa chalaa he ki kisi bhi tarah ke fawwaare or keede ke bich koi sambandh nahin he, lekin hamane vaise bhi is pariklpana ko aage badhaane kaa vikalp chunaa.ham iskaa adhyayan karnaa chaahate the kyonki hamaare praathmik funder "ek kubad tha."is shodh kaa lakshya vishay ko ek baar or sabhi ke liye bistar par rakhana tha.hamane ek niyantrit, dabl-blind shodh adhyayan kaa upyog kiya, sabase sateek prakaar kaa data jise ham sambhawatah ekatra karenge, or chah varshon main adhyayan kaa sanchaalan kiya, jahaan har duusare varsh hamane shahar se sabhi fawwaare ko hataa diya, or phir bhi varshon main, ham karenge.alag -alag aakaar ke fawwaare joden.ant main, hamen fawwaare or deshi bag aatmahatya dar ke bich koi sambandh nahin mila.</s>
