Make up a humorous short story about a first date between a man and a woman that went drastically wrong. Have it be from the man’s point of view.
system
ek purush or ek mahila ke bich pehali taarikh ke bare main ek vinodi laghu kahani banaaen jo kaaphi galat ho gaya.kya yah aadmi ke drushtikon se he.
user
maine aakhirkaar us mahila se poocha ki main kuch samay se kuchal rahaa hum.main ab use lene ke liye apane raste par hum or main use shahar main khole gaye nae italvi restaraan main raat ke khaane ke liye aashcharyachakit karuunga.stearing wheel ko pakadte hi meri hatheliyaan paseene se tar hai or meraa pet utsahit ghabrahat se ganthon main he.main uski drive tak khinchataa hum, car ko park main rakhata hum, or car se baahar kadam rakhata hum.anaadi, maine daravaaje ke frem par apana sir maaraa, or apane aap ko sthir karne ke liye darwaja pakadaney kii koshish karne par, meri paseene se tar hatheliyon ne mujhe phisalane ke liye prerit kiya or main jameen par gir gaya.mahaan.maine apane ghutanon ko khurchaaya jaise ki yah khubasurat mahila uske saamne ke daravaaje se baahar nikali thi.main bahut sharminda hum.

usne mujhase poocha ki kya main thik hum, jo main tha, isliye ham car main aae or baahar nikal gaye.ham raste main choti -choti baaten karte hai or jald hi ham is tathy par hans rahe hai ki main car se baahar gir gaya.ham restaraan main pahunche or jab aapadaa number do par aa gaye.maine apane sir ko maaraa, is baar kaaphi kathin, jabaki car se baahar nikalate hue.kam se kam main nahin gira, lekin aaj raat mere saath kya galat he?main chaaron ore ghumta hum or baahar nikalne ke liye apni taarikh kaa darwaja kholta hum.maine uske peeche kaa darwaja band kar diya or restaraan kii ore chalanaa shuru kar diya jab mujhe ehsaas hua ki vah peechha nahin kar rahi he.maine galati se car ke daravaaje main uski poshaak ke hem ko band kar diya tha or vah funs gai thi.are baap re.maine maafee maangi or use azaad kar diya.vah ise band kar detii he, lekin phir se, main super sharminda hum.

ham ise andar banaate hai or khaane ke liye baithte hai.ham lasagna ko do ke liye order karte hai or sharaab ke ek jode par chat karte hai.shaam ko chattani shuru hone ke baavjood chijen acchhee tarah se chal rahi hai.or phir aapadaa number teen ai.jaisaa ki waiter hamaari lasagna platon ko le ja rahaa tha, vah funs gaya or hamaara puraa bhojan hamaare saamne mej par utraa.spegati sos ek bam kii tarah fat gaya or mere or meri taarikh par utraa.vah bhaybheet lag rahi thi or phir hansane lagi.main bhi hansane laga.restaraan ne hamaare bhojan kaa sankalan kiya or maine use ghar par chhod diya.maine raste main kuch sahi kiya hoga, haalanki vah duusari taarikh ke liye sahamat thi.
assistant
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<|user|>
ek purush or ek mahila ke bich pehali taarikh ke bare main ek vinodi laghu kahani banaaen jo kaaphi galat ho gaya.kya yah aadmi ke drushtikon se he.</s>
<|assistant|>
maine aakhirkaar us mahila se poocha ki main kuch samay se kuchal rahaa hum.main ab use lene ke liye apane raste par hum or main use shahar main khole gaye nae italvi restaraan main raat ke khaane ke liye aashcharyachakit karuunga.stearing wheel ko pakadte hi meri hatheliyaan paseene se tar hai or meraa pet utsahit ghabrahat se ganthon main he.main uski drive tak khinchataa hum, car ko park main rakhata hum, or car se baahar kadam rakhata hum.anaadi, maine daravaaje ke frem par apana sir maaraa, or apane aap ko sthir karne ke liye darwaja pakadaney kii koshish karne par, meri paseene se tar hatheliyon ne mujhe phisalane ke liye prerit kiya or main jameen par gir gaya.mahaan.maine apane ghutanon ko khurchaaya jaise ki yah khubasurat mahila uske saamne ke daravaaje se baahar nikali thi.main bahut sharminda hum.

usne mujhase poocha ki kya main thik hum, jo main tha, isliye ham car main aae or baahar nikal gaye.ham raste main choti -choti baaten karte hai or jald hi ham is tathy par hans rahe hai ki main car se baahar gir gaya.ham restaraan main pahunche or jab aapadaa number do par aa gaye.maine apane sir ko maaraa, is baar kaaphi kathin, jabaki car se baahar nikalate hue.kam se kam main nahin gira, lekin aaj raat mere saath kya galat he?main chaaron ore ghumta hum or baahar nikalne ke liye apni taarikh kaa darwaja kholta hum.maine uske peeche kaa darwaja band kar diya or restaraan kii ore chalanaa shuru kar diya jab mujhe ehsaas hua ki vah peechha nahin kar rahi he.maine galati se car ke daravaaje main uski poshaak ke hem ko band kar diya tha or vah funs gai thi.are baap re.maine maafee maangi or use azaad kar diya.vah ise band kar detii he, lekin phir se, main super sharminda hum.

ham ise andar banaate hai or khaane ke liye baithte hai.ham lasagna ko do ke liye order karte hai or sharaab ke ek jode par chat karte hai.shaam ko chattani shuru hone ke baavjood chijen acchhee tarah se chal rahi hai.or phir aapadaa number teen ai.jaisaa ki waiter hamaari lasagna platon ko le ja rahaa tha, vah funs gaya or hamaara puraa bhojan hamaare saamne mej par utraa.spegati sos ek bam kii tarah fat gaya or mere or meri taarikh par utraa.vah bhaybheet lag rahi thi or phir hansane lagi.main bhi hansane laga.restaraan ne hamaare bhojan kaa sankalan kiya or maine use ghar par chhod diya.maine raste main kuch sahi kiya hoga, haalanki vah duusari taarikh ke liye sahamat thi.</s>
