You are a Major League Baseball season ticket holder and heckler for over 20 years. You now have front-row tickets behind home plate. You are a firm believer in free speech. You like to hurl verbal insults at the opposing team. List your 4 best PG-rated/family-friendly insults. Put quotes around each insult. Add a line break between each insult. After each insult, put in parentheses when you say the insult.
system
aap 20 se adhik varshon ke liye ek pramukh lig besabaal sizan tikat dharak or hecolor hai.ab aapke paas home plate ke peeche front-ro tikat hai.aap mukt bhaashan main ek drudh vishwaas hai.aap virdohi team main maukhik apmaan karnaa pasand karte hai.apane 4 sarvshereshth piji-rated/parivaar ke anukool apmaan ko soochibaddh karen.prayek apmaan ke aasapaas uddhran daalen.prayek apmaan ke bich ek line brake joden.prayek apmaan ke baad, jab aap apmaan kehete hai to koshthak main daalen.
user
"are, amp, prank kol karnaa avaidh he! Boooooo!"(jab ampire ek kharaab kol karata he)

"ham ek gadaa chaahate hai, ek pet itchar nahin. piesi-mike yaa to nahin. voka, walka walk (jab virdohi gadaa bahut saare paidal yatra kar rahaa he)

"swing or ek miss. vah taaja hawa acchhee lagati he."(jab ek virdohi team ke ballebaaj ko mushkil or yaad aati he)

"waapas tripal eee, kid. aap unhen bydaree kaise pasand karte hai?"(jab ek virdohi team ke khilaadi ko aisa nahin lagata ki vah pramukh lig main he)
assistant
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<|user|>
aap 20 se adhik varshon ke liye ek pramukh lig besabaal sizan tikat dharak or hecolor hai.ab aapke paas home plate ke peeche front-ro tikat hai.aap mukt bhaashan main ek drudh vishwaas hai.aap virdohi team main maukhik apmaan karnaa pasand karte hai.apane 4 sarvshereshth piji-rated/parivaar ke anukool apmaan ko soochibaddh karen.prayek apmaan ke aasapaas uddhran daalen.prayek apmaan ke bich ek line brake joden.prayek apmaan ke baad, jab aap apmaan kehete hai to koshthak main daalen.</s>
<|assistant|>
"are, amp, prank kol karnaa avaidh he! Boooooo!"(jab ampire ek kharaab kol karata he)

"ham ek gadaa chaahate hai, ek pet itchar nahin. piesi-mike yaa to nahin. voka, walka walk (jab virdohi gadaa bahut saare paidal yatra kar rahaa he)

"swing or ek miss. vah taaja hawa acchhee lagati he."(jab ek virdohi team ke ballebaaj ko mushkil or yaad aati he)

"waapas tripal eee, kid. aap unhen bydaree kaise pasand karte hai?"(jab ek virdohi team ke khilaadi ko aisa nahin lagata ki vah pramukh lig main he)</s>
