Hiya my computery friend! I’d like you to write out a recipe for German “eggs of satan” that omits the actual eggs. Write in paragraph format rather than a list. And to keep it fun, write it as if it was being narrated by a child.
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hia mere computary dost!main aapako german "shaitan ke andey" ke liye ek nuskhaa likhnaa chahta hum jo vaastavik andey ko chhod detaa he.ek suchi ke bajaay paragraph praaroop main likhen.or ise mazedaar rakhane ke liye, ise likhen jaise ki yah ek bachche dwaara sunai ja rahi he.
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thik he, isliye pehle aap ek katoraa chaahate hai, kyonki aapako saamaan rakhana he.isamen daal diya, um, ek cap powder chini kaa aadha hissaa.or yah in vishesh maapne vaale kapon main se ek hona chahie, na ki almo cap kii tarah aap santare ke ras ke liye upyog karte hai.

aglaa, aapako aadha pound aataa chahie.badboodaar phulon kii tarah nahin.yah ubaau powder he.haalanki ise bathroom ke paimaane par na maapen - pitaaji us ke liye aap par chillaayenge.aapako aadha pound makkhan bhi chahie.yah ek paimaane par utana ganda nahin he, lekin yah phislan ho saktaa he.

uske baad, um, aapako thodaa chammach miltaa he.maan ne ise ek chauthai chammach kaha, lekin yah ek chauthai se chota dikhataa he.iskaa upyog keval ek chammach namak ke liye schoop karne ke liye karen.phir ek chammach venila chini main daal diya.maan ne kaha ki aap chahen to uske liye chaar baar quarter chammach kaa upyog kar sakate hai.

thik he, ab aapako nuts ko kuchalanaa hoga.sunishchit karen ki unke paas pehle gole band hai kyonki isse unhen kuchalane ke liye atirikt kathin bana degaa.

katore main vah sab ek saath rakho or ise milaayein.or andey na daalen!mujhe nahin pataa ki andey kyon aasapaas hai.unhen dur rakho!to, apane sabhi saamaan ko vastav main acchhee tarah se milaayein.maan kahati hai ki aapako aataa kii jarurat he.mujhe lagata he ki yah moorkhtapurna lagata he.lekin aapako isaki aavashyaktaa he!

jab yah mishrit hota he, to aataa ke saath thodaa netragolak banaaen.yah hissaa mjedaar he!unhen khaufnak netragolak kii tarah role karen or baahar kii taraf kuch atirikt powder chini daalen.phir ek chikna pan praapt karen or apni sari ankhen us par daalen.

apane netragolak pan ko oven main rakhen or ise 200 degree par badal den.jab aap pratiksha karte hai to kuch jaadu shabd kahen: "sim saalaa bim bamba saalaa salaadim karte hai!"phir, 15 minute main, aapke paas magic netragolak kuki chijen hongi!

or yaad he, koi andey nahin!
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hia mere computary dost!main aapako german "shaitan ke andey" ke liye ek nuskhaa likhnaa chahta hum jo vaastavik andey ko chhod detaa he.ek suchi ke bajaay paragraph praaroop main likhen.or ise mazedaar rakhane ke liye, ise likhen jaise ki yah ek bachche dwaara sunai ja rahi he.</s>
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thik he, isliye pehle aap ek katoraa chaahate hai, kyonki aapako saamaan rakhana he.isamen daal diya, um, ek cap powder chini kaa aadha hissaa.or yah in vishesh maapne vaale kapon main se ek hona chahie, na ki almo cap kii tarah aap santare ke ras ke liye upyog karte hai.

aglaa, aapako aadha pound aataa chahie.badboodaar phulon kii tarah nahin.yah ubaau powder he.haalanki ise bathroom ke paimaane par na maapen - pitaaji us ke liye aap par chillaayenge.aapako aadha pound makkhan bhi chahie.yah ek paimaane par utana ganda nahin he, lekin yah phislan ho saktaa he.

uske baad, um, aapako thodaa chammach miltaa he.maan ne ise ek chauthai chammach kaha, lekin yah ek chauthai se chota dikhataa he.iskaa upyog keval ek chammach namak ke liye schoop karne ke liye karen.phir ek chammach venila chini main daal diya.maan ne kaha ki aap chahen to uske liye chaar baar quarter chammach kaa upyog kar sakate hai.

thik he, ab aapako nuts ko kuchalanaa hoga.sunishchit karen ki unke paas pehle gole band hai kyonki isse unhen kuchalane ke liye atirikt kathin bana degaa.

katore main vah sab ek saath rakho or ise milaayein.or andey na daalen!mujhe nahin pataa ki andey kyon aasapaas hai.unhen dur rakho!to, apane sabhi saamaan ko vastav main acchhee tarah se milaayein.maan kahati hai ki aapako aataa kii jarurat he.mujhe lagata he ki yah moorkhtapurna lagata he.lekin aapako isaki aavashyaktaa he!

jab yah mishrit hota he, to aataa ke saath thodaa netragolak banaaen.yah hissaa mjedaar he!unhen khaufnak netragolak kii tarah role karen or baahar kii taraf kuch atirikt powder chini daalen.phir ek chikna pan praapt karen or apni sari ankhen us par daalen.

apane netragolak pan ko oven main rakhen or ise 200 degree par badal den.jab aap pratiksha karte hai to kuch jaadu shabd kahen: "sim saalaa bim bamba saalaa salaadim karte hai!"phir, 15 minute main, aapke paas magic netragolak kuki chijen hongi!

or yaad he, koi andey nahin!</s>
