Write a nice creative fictional letter about the Kissing Epidemic addressed to the king. An epidemic has taken hold of the kingdom in which maidens and older women are going to great lengths to kiss any creature they can find in the hopes of finding their own royal spouse. At first, it was seen as a harmless joke, but it quickly escalated when women started kissing pets and farm animals. The situation reaches a critical point when a woman attempts to kiss a wild wolf. The writer of the letter urges the king to take responsibility for the situation, reminding him that he himself was transformed from a frog to a prince by a kiss. However, the writer fears that any explanation given by the king may only lead to further chaos. The situation is so dire that even the writer has had to fend off women who had broken into his pigsty to kiss his pigs.
system
raja ko sambodhit chumban mahamari ke bare main ek acha rachanaatmak kaalpanik patr likhen.ek mahamari ne us rajya ko pakad liya he jisamen yuvatiyaan or badi umr kii mahilaayein kisi bhi praani ko chuumane ke liye badi lambaai main ja rahi hai jo ve apane shahi pati yaa patni ko khojane kii ummid main paa sakate hai.sabase pehle, yah ek hanirahit majaak ke rup main dekha gaya tha, lekin yah jaldi se bad gaya jab mahilaon ne paaltu jaanwaron or khet jaanwaron ko choomanaa shuru kar diya.sthiti ek mahatvapurn bindu par pahunch jaati he jab ek mahila ek junglee bhediya ko chuumane kaa prayaas karti he.patr ke lekhak ne raja se sthiti ke liye jimmedaari lene kaa aagrah kiya, yah yaad dilaayaa ki vah khud ek mendhak se ek rajkumaar main ek chumban main badal gaya tha.haalanki, lekhak ko dar he ki raja dwaara die gaye kisi bhi spashtikaran se keval aage kii araajaktaa ho sakati he.sthiti itani sakht he ki yahaan tak ki lekhak ko un mahilaon ko rokna padaa he jo apane siiron ko chuumane ke liye apane pigstee main tut gai thim.
user
mahamahim, golden vaili ke raja, apane samarpit naukar se,
aapaki mahima, aisa lagata he ki rajya main ek mahamari ho rahi he.
isane keval pehali baar main yuvatiyon ko prabhavit kiya, jinhone chumban ke liye sabhi tarah ke jeevon ko khojna shuru kar diya tha.sabase pehle, logon ne ise mazaakia paaya - ye naukaraaniyon ne chhipakali, tods, yaa kachhuon kii sakht dekha, unke dar ko nigal liya or jeevon ko chuumane ke liye ghrinaa kii.lekin jab ek yuvatiyon main se ek ek vifaille saanp par aayaa or use chuumane kaa prayaas kiya, to shaharvasi jaanate the ki samasya keval chutkule se pare chali gai thi.
phir, badi umr kii mahilaayein iskaa shikaar ho gayi.or jab koi sarisrup yaa ubhaychar nahin karata, to ve paaltu jaanwaron or khet jaanwaron ko chumban ke saath aatankit karnaa shuru kar dete the.chijen vastav main dakshin main chali gayi jab ek mahila ne jor dekar kaha ki use ek junglee bhediya ke sir par ek chumban lagaana chahie.aisa lagata he ki vah koi aapatti nahin kar rahi thi yaa bhediya ko chumban ke saath apana sir le rahi thi!
or isliye, aapaki mahima, main aapako likhata hum kyonki aapako iske liye jimmedaari leni chahie.aakhirkaar, aap ek mendhak the jo ek rajkumaar main badal gaye jab aapaki rani ne aapako choomaa.phir, aap is tarah ke upayon ke madhyam se apane shahi pati yaa patni ko khojane ke liye mahila -seemaa ko kaise doshi tehra sakate hai?mujhe nahin pataa ki aap unhen alag karne ke liye kya kahenge.mujhe dar he ki agar aap unhen bataate hai ki aap shaapit the, to ye vahi mahilaayein bhi aisa karne ke liye chudilon kii talash karengi, or unka vyavsaay oochaal degaa.
main besabri se aapaki pratikriya kaa intjaar karata hum, kyonki sthiti vastav main kaaphi gambhir he.kal hi mujhe chaar mahilaon or ek yuvati se ladanaa padaa, jo mere pigstee main tut chuke the or apane siiron ko ek chumban ke saath apane rajkumaron main badalane par jor diya.kripaya is mudde ko sambodhit karen yaa main unhen charge karnaa shuru kar duungaa, or koi rasta nahin he ki aap is par karon ko rakh saken.
aapkaa vinamratapurvak,
ek chintit kisaan.
assistant
<|system|>
</s>
<|user|>
raja ko sambodhit chumban mahamari ke bare main ek acha rachanaatmak kaalpanik patr likhen.ek mahamari ne us rajya ko pakad liya he jisamen yuvatiyaan or badi umr kii mahilaayein kisi bhi praani ko chuumane ke liye badi lambaai main ja rahi hai jo ve apane shahi pati yaa patni ko khojane kii ummid main paa sakate hai.sabase pehle, yah ek hanirahit majaak ke rup main dekha gaya tha, lekin yah jaldi se bad gaya jab mahilaon ne paaltu jaanwaron or khet jaanwaron ko choomanaa shuru kar diya.sthiti ek mahatvapurn bindu par pahunch jaati he jab ek mahila ek junglee bhediya ko chuumane kaa prayaas karti he.patr ke lekhak ne raja se sthiti ke liye jimmedaari lene kaa aagrah kiya, yah yaad dilaayaa ki vah khud ek mendhak se ek rajkumaar main ek chumban main badal gaya tha.haalanki, lekhak ko dar he ki raja dwaara die gaye kisi bhi spashtikaran se keval aage kii araajaktaa ho sakati he.sthiti itani sakht he ki yahaan tak ki lekhak ko un mahilaon ko rokna padaa he jo apane siiron ko chuumane ke liye apane pigstee main tut gai thim.</s>
<|assistant|>
mahamahim, golden vaili ke raja, apane samarpit naukar se,
aapaki mahima, aisa lagata he ki rajya main ek mahamari ho rahi he.
isane keval pehali baar main yuvatiyon ko prabhavit kiya, jinhone chumban ke liye sabhi tarah ke jeevon ko khojna shuru kar diya tha.sabase pehle, logon ne ise mazaakia paaya - ye naukaraaniyon ne chhipakali, tods, yaa kachhuon kii sakht dekha, unke dar ko nigal liya or jeevon ko chuumane ke liye ghrinaa kii.lekin jab ek yuvatiyon main se ek ek vifaille saanp par aayaa or use chuumane kaa prayaas kiya, to shaharvasi jaanate the ki samasya keval chutkule se pare chali gai thi.
phir, badi umr kii mahilaayein iskaa shikaar ho gayi.or jab koi sarisrup yaa ubhaychar nahin karata, to ve paaltu jaanwaron or khet jaanwaron ko chumban ke saath aatankit karnaa shuru kar dete the.chijen vastav main dakshin main chali gayi jab ek mahila ne jor dekar kaha ki use ek junglee bhediya ke sir par ek chumban lagaana chahie.aisa lagata he ki vah koi aapatti nahin kar rahi thi yaa bhediya ko chumban ke saath apana sir le rahi thi!
or isliye, aapaki mahima, main aapako likhata hum kyonki aapako iske liye jimmedaari leni chahie.aakhirkaar, aap ek mendhak the jo ek rajkumaar main badal gaye jab aapaki rani ne aapako choomaa.phir, aap is tarah ke upayon ke madhyam se apane shahi pati yaa patni ko khojane ke liye mahila -seemaa ko kaise doshi tehra sakate hai?mujhe nahin pataa ki aap unhen alag karne ke liye kya kahenge.mujhe dar he ki agar aap unhen bataate hai ki aap shaapit the, to ye vahi mahilaayein bhi aisa karne ke liye chudilon kii talash karengi, or unka vyavsaay oochaal degaa.
main besabri se aapaki pratikriya kaa intjaar karata hum, kyonki sthiti vastav main kaaphi gambhir he.kal hi mujhe chaar mahilaon or ek yuvati se ladanaa padaa, jo mere pigstee main tut chuke the or apane siiron ko ek chumban ke saath apane rajkumaron main badalane par jor diya.kripaya is mudde ko sambodhit karen yaa main unhen charge karnaa shuru kar duungaa, or koi rasta nahin he ki aap is par karon ko rakh saken.
aapkaa vinamratapurvak,
ek chintit kisaan.</s>
