Are you able to write me a parody song of  the first verse and chorus of “Baby” by Justin Bieber? Make the parody about an octopus who loves to argue, but only imply suggestively that it is an octopus.
system
kya aap mujhe justin bibar dwaara "baby" ke pehle kavita or kores kaa ek parody geet likhane main sakasham hai?ek octopus ke bare main parody banaaen jo bahes karnaa pasand karata he, lekin keval suzav he ki yah ek octopus he.
user
No-noo-*tentkal shor*-no-no-no-no
No-noo-*tentkal shor*-no-no-no-no
no-nu-*tentkal shor-nahin, no-no-no-no
aap jaanate hai ki main sahi hum (haan), mujhe pataa he ki aap galat hai (nu-uh)
main jab bhi (nahin) chillaata hum, aap kehete hai ki main galat hum (uh-hu)
main vijeta (yo), tarkon kaa (uh-hu) hum
or main har, har, sab kuch (yup, uh-hah) ko jaanata hum
ve kehete hai ki main lin hum?(uu) thik he, main nahin hoon (uh-hu)
"main jhooth nahin bolta" (nahin), kya aap kya kehete hai, yah nahin sun sakate?(aap nahin sun sakate)
main, "vin you haar" (haa), ungliyaan mere kaanon main hai (uh-hah)
baatcheet kaa vishay nahin he,
or main aisa tha (nope, nuh-uh)
"aap haar jate hai, aap haar jate hai, aap haar jate hai, nahin"
jaise, "main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, haa"
jaise, "aap haarate hai, aap haar jate hai, aap haar jate hai, nahin"
haalanki ve tark jitate hai
"lekin nahin, nope, nahin, nahin"
jaise, "main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, haa"
yah, "argu, argu, argu-ment"
Cuz main hameshaa tark jeetta hum
assistant
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<|user|>
kya aap mujhe justin bibar dwaara "baby" ke pehle kavita or kores kaa ek parody geet likhane main sakasham hai?ek octopus ke bare main parody banaaen jo bahes karnaa pasand karata he, lekin keval suzav he ki yah ek octopus he.</s>
<|assistant|>
No-noo-*tentkal shor*-no-no-no-no
No-noo-*tentkal shor*-no-no-no-no
no-nu-*tentkal shor-nahin, no-no-no-no
aap jaanate hai ki main sahi hum (haan), mujhe pataa he ki aap galat hai (nu-uh)
main jab bhi (nahin) chillaata hum, aap kehete hai ki main galat hum (uh-hu)
main vijeta (yo), tarkon kaa (uh-hu) hum
or main har, har, sab kuch (yup, uh-hah) ko jaanata hum
ve kehete hai ki main lin hum?(uu) thik he, main nahin hoon (uh-hu)
"main jhooth nahin bolta" (nahin), kya aap kya kehete hai, yah nahin sun sakate?(aap nahin sun sakate)
main, "vin you haar" (haa), ungliyaan mere kaanon main hai (uh-hah)
baatcheet kaa vishay nahin he,
or main aisa tha (nope, nuh-uh)
"aap haar jate hai, aap haar jate hai, aap haar jate hai, nahin"
jaise, "main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, haa"
jaise, "aap haarate hai, aap haar jate hai, aap haar jate hai, nahin"
haalanki ve tark jitate hai
"lekin nahin, nope, nahin, nahin"
jaise, "main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, main jeetta hum, haa"
yah, "argu, argu, argu-ment"
Cuz main hameshaa tark jeetta hum</s>
