Write a note to my flatmate Joe asking him to stop leaving chocolate around, worded as if my puppy Sandy is saying it. Sandy is obsessed with treats and loves to get new bones to chew on.

My name is Matt, by the way. I'm really angry about the chocolate being where Sandy could reach it since chocolate is so dangerous for dogs. Use some 'doggolingo' slang and make the note funny while still making it clear how angry I am.
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mere flatmet jo ko ek note likhen jo use chocolate chhodane se rokane ke liye kah rahaa he, jaise ki meraa pilla sandy kah rahaa he.sandy vyavhaar ke prati jununee he or chabane ke liye nai haddiyon ko praapt karne ke liye pyaar karata he.

meraa naam mat he, vaise.main vastav main chocolate ke bare main gusse main hum jahaan sandy us tak pahunch saktaa he kyonki chocolate kutton ke liye bahut khatarnaak he.kuch 'doglingo' slang kaa upyog karen or note ko mazaakia banaaen, jabaki abhi bhi yah spasht he ki main kitna gussa hum.
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hello fren,

yah main, sandy, aapkaa pasandida chota boi!mujhe yakeen he ki aapane sochaa tha ki main nahin likh saktaa, lekin meraa mastishk lagbhag utana hi shaktishaalee he jitna ki mujhe ek nai haddi milti he.main ek samay main ek nahin tha aap jaanate hai ...

vaise bhi, main vyavhaar ke bajaay aaj kuch alag karne ke liye bheekh maangane ke liye mila he.yah gambhir he kyonki aap haal hi main ek bhaybheet ho gaye hai.ek meetha-mahak vaala maanav bhojan he jise aap pyaar karte hai or aap ise bahut kuch chhod rahe hai.yah mere jaise ek chote se dogo ke liye bahut lubhaavna he!mat kaa kahana he ki yah mujhe vastav main biimaar bana saktaa he or billi, main aisa nahin chahta.

mujhe apni dekhbhaal karne ke liye apane hoomons par bharosa he or mujhe pataa he ki agar main ise dekhuun to main chocolate kaa virodh nahin kar paaungaa.kya aap ise mujhase dur rakh sakate hai?

oh, or agar aapke paas ek he to main ek Snacc pyaar karuunga!bas koi chocolate nahin.

bops or voof,

retile
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mere flatmet jo ko ek note likhen jo use chocolate chhodane se rokane ke liye kah rahaa he, jaise ki meraa pilla sandy kah rahaa he.sandy vyavhaar ke prati jununee he or chabane ke liye nai haddiyon ko praapt karne ke liye pyaar karata he.

meraa naam mat he, vaise.main vastav main chocolate ke bare main gusse main hum jahaan sandy us tak pahunch saktaa he kyonki chocolate kutton ke liye bahut khatarnaak he.kuch 'doglingo' slang kaa upyog karen or note ko mazaakia banaaen, jabaki abhi bhi yah spasht he ki main kitna gussa hum.</s>
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hello fren,

yah main, sandy, aapkaa pasandida chota boi!mujhe yakeen he ki aapane sochaa tha ki main nahin likh saktaa, lekin meraa mastishk lagbhag utana hi shaktishaalee he jitna ki mujhe ek nai haddi milti he.main ek samay main ek nahin tha aap jaanate hai ...

vaise bhi, main vyavhaar ke bajaay aaj kuch alag karne ke liye bheekh maangane ke liye mila he.yah gambhir he kyonki aap haal hi main ek bhaybheet ho gaye hai.ek meetha-mahak vaala maanav bhojan he jise aap pyaar karte hai or aap ise bahut kuch chhod rahe hai.yah mere jaise ek chote se dogo ke liye bahut lubhaavna he!mat kaa kahana he ki yah mujhe vastav main biimaar bana saktaa he or billi, main aisa nahin chahta.

mujhe apni dekhbhaal karne ke liye apane hoomons par bharosa he or mujhe pataa he ki agar main ise dekhuun to main chocolate kaa virodh nahin kar paaungaa.kya aap ise mujhase dur rakh sakate hai?

oh, or agar aapke paas ek he to main ek Snacc pyaar karuunga!bas koi chocolate nahin.

bops or voof,

retile</s>
