Make up an SNL-style skit about cable TV being obsolete.
system
cabel tivi aprachlit hone ke bare main ek esenel-style skit banaaen.
user
drishy vishisht america kapadon main abhinaytaon ke saath ek tivi set par khulata he.

kathavachak
netflix or appal tivi par ek hi paanch hajaar sho dekhakar thak gaye?kam raste ke liye adhik bhugtan karne ke liye khoj rahe hai?POO network par keval cabel tivi par kya ho rahaa he, isaki jaanch karen.
*maaro*
hamen anany mila he, dikhaanaa chahie ki aapako kahin or nahin milegaa.mimi or fronkal kii tarah, reality sho america ke crajiest parivaar ke bare main.

bhayaavah
*texting*
mimi, main aaj raat ke khaane ke liye italvi chahta hum.

mimi
*painting nels*
*bina dekhe*
haan ...

bhayaavah
to, kya hamen janaa chahie?

mimi
*phir bhi nahin dekh rahe hai*
haan….

kathavachak
iske alaava, hamen ection-pack game sho mil gaya he.egg dasha kii tarah, romaanchak khel jahaan 12 pratiyogi ek andey ko pakadaney ke liye dasha karte hai!

*drishy ek game sho main badal jaataa he, teen pratiyogiyon or ek mejabaan ke saath.ek anda pratiyogiyon ke saamne ek mej par baitha he.*

game sho host
apane nishaan par, set ho jaao ... anda!

pratiyogi 1
*turant andey ko pakad letaa he, jabaki anya pratiyogi niskriy rup se khadey hote hai.*
mujhe anda mila.

game sho host
kong-andey-upyog!aapane $ 10,000 kaa nakad puraskaar jeeta he, jise aapako lagbhag $ 9,000 karon kaa bhugtan karnaa hoga!
*chat se kamazor kanfeti girtaa he.*

kathavachak
or, is giravat ko dekhte hue, pus network is saal ko pakadaney ke liye ekmaatr sthaan he, jo sabase adhik naatak he: california washington hope pheth hospital!

*ek aspataal main drishy badal jaataa he, jisamen do abhinaytaon ne doctoron ko chitrit kiya.*

doctor 1
mujhe tumse pyaar he.lekin mujhe dawa bahut pasand he.

doctor 2
haan, ham doctor hai.

doctor 1
lekin main tut gaya hoon ... meraa ateet ...

doctor 2
aisa lagata he ki aapkaa haath vastav main tut gaya he.

doctor 1
*behosh*

doctor 2
vah durghatnagrast ho rahaa he, gaadi le lo !!
*nurson or doctoron main baadh.*
*snow patrol dwaara kaaron kaa peechha karnaa khelnaa shuru kar detaa he*

kathavachak
in sabhi or do or sho ko pakado, saath hi un sho ke saath -saath aap kabhi bhi dekhnaa nahin chaahate hai, sabhi pus network par.cabel package $ 200 prati maah se shuru hote hai.
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
cabel tivi aprachlit hone ke bare main ek esenel-style skit banaaen.</s>
<|assistant|>
drishy vishisht america kapadon main abhinaytaon ke saath ek tivi set par khulata he.

kathavachak
netflix or appal tivi par ek hi paanch hajaar sho dekhakar thak gaye?kam raste ke liye adhik bhugtan karne ke liye khoj rahe hai?POO network par keval cabel tivi par kya ho rahaa he, isaki jaanch karen.
*maaro*
hamen anany mila he, dikhaanaa chahie ki aapako kahin or nahin milegaa.mimi or fronkal kii tarah, reality sho america ke crajiest parivaar ke bare main.

bhayaavah
*texting*
mimi, main aaj raat ke khaane ke liye italvi chahta hum.

mimi
*painting nels*
*bina dekhe*
haan ...

bhayaavah
to, kya hamen janaa chahie?

mimi
*phir bhi nahin dekh rahe hai*
haan….

kathavachak
iske alaava, hamen ection-pack game sho mil gaya he.egg dasha kii tarah, romaanchak khel jahaan 12 pratiyogi ek andey ko pakadaney ke liye dasha karte hai!

*drishy ek game sho main badal jaataa he, teen pratiyogiyon or ek mejabaan ke saath.ek anda pratiyogiyon ke saamne ek mej par baitha he.*

game sho host
apane nishaan par, set ho jaao ... anda!

pratiyogi 1
*turant andey ko pakad letaa he, jabaki anya pratiyogi niskriy rup se khadey hote hai.*
mujhe anda mila.

game sho host
kong-andey-upyog!aapane $ 10,000 kaa nakad puraskaar jeeta he, jise aapako lagbhag $ 9,000 karon kaa bhugtan karnaa hoga!
*chat se kamazor kanfeti girtaa he.*

kathavachak
or, is giravat ko dekhte hue, pus network is saal ko pakadaney ke liye ekmaatr sthaan he, jo sabase adhik naatak he: california washington hope pheth hospital!

*ek aspataal main drishy badal jaataa he, jisamen do abhinaytaon ne doctoron ko chitrit kiya.*

doctor 1
mujhe tumse pyaar he.lekin mujhe dawa bahut pasand he.

doctor 2
haan, ham doctor hai.

doctor 1
lekin main tut gaya hoon ... meraa ateet ...

doctor 2
aisa lagata he ki aapkaa haath vastav main tut gaya he.

doctor 1
*behosh*

doctor 2
vah durghatnagrast ho rahaa he, gaadi le lo !!
*nurson or doctoron main baadh.*
*snow patrol dwaara kaaron kaa peechha karnaa khelnaa shuru kar detaa he*

kathavachak
in sabhi or do or sho ko pakado, saath hi un sho ke saath -saath aap kabhi bhi dekhnaa nahin chaahate hai, sabhi pus network par.cabel package $ 200 prati maah se shuru hote hai.</s>
