Whenever I have food delivered to my house, they always leave it at my neighbors door instead and it's so annoying. Write some humorous delivery instructions to my pizza delivery driver so he knows where to go. Make it sound like an epic tale where the delivery driver is a knight. My house is number 14 on the left-hand side of the street. Use less than 160 words. It is the house with the green car, if they have passed the stop sign they have gone too far. They have to make a right straight after passing the Arby's restaurant. Ensure that they do not ring the bell but leave the food at the door so they don't wake my dogs.
system
jab bhi mere ghar main bhojan diya jaataa he, to ve hameshaa ise apane padosiyon ke daravaaje par chhod dete hai or yah bahut kshtprad he.mere pizza delivery driver ko kuch hasya vitaran nirdesh likhen taaki vah jaanata ho ki kahaan janaa he.ise ek mahakavy kahani kii tarah dhwani karen jahaan delivery driver ek nite he.meraa ghar sadak ke bain ore 14 wein number par he.160 se kam shabdon kaa upyog karen.yah hari car ke saath ghar he, agar ve stop sin paas kar chuke hai to ve bahut dur chale gaye hai.unhen Arby ke restaraan se guzarane ke baad ek sahi bananaa hoga.sunishchit karen ki ve ghanti nahin bajaate hai, lekin bhojan ko daravaaje par chhod dete hai taaki ve mere kutton ko nahin jagaayen.
user
brev nite, is kathin khoj ko sweekaar karne ke liye dhanyavad.aapaki bhoomika us bhukh ko kam karne kii he jo mere ghar or parivaar ko pareshaan kar rahi he.kai anya shoorveeron ne pehle is kaary ko vifal kar diya he, lekin main aapaki kshamtaaon main vishwaas karata hum.mere mahal tak pahunchane ke liye, aapako Arby ke bhoj haul tak pahunchane ke baad ek adhikaar lenaa chahie.vahaan se, aapako tab tak pagadendi ke saath jari rakhana chahie jab tak aap kaisal 14 tak nahin pahunch jate, jo ki pagadendi ke bain ore hoga.yah aasaani se baahar baithe hari gaadi dwaara aasaani se pahachaane jane yogya he.yadi aap crimson stop sin paas karte hai, to afsos, aap bahut dur chale gaye hai or peeche hatane chahie.kripaya mahal ke phatakon ke baahar meraa swaadisht, lajij khajaana chhod den, lekin dastak na den, jo ki andar kii ore jhulasane ke dar se.kya aapako apni khoj main safal hona chahie, aapako bahut puraskrit kiya jayega.kya aapako asafal hona chahie, akaal meri jameen par failana jari rahegaa.good lack, brev nite.
assistant
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jab bhi mere ghar main bhojan diya jaataa he, to ve hameshaa ise apane padosiyon ke daravaaje par chhod dete hai or yah bahut kshtprad he.mere pizza delivery driver ko kuch hasya vitaran nirdesh likhen taaki vah jaanata ho ki kahaan janaa he.ise ek mahakavy kahani kii tarah dhwani karen jahaan delivery driver ek nite he.meraa ghar sadak ke bain ore 14 wein number par he.160 se kam shabdon kaa upyog karen.yah hari car ke saath ghar he, agar ve stop sin paas kar chuke hai to ve bahut dur chale gaye hai.unhen Arby ke restaraan se guzarane ke baad ek sahi bananaa hoga.sunishchit karen ki ve ghanti nahin bajaate hai, lekin bhojan ko daravaaje par chhod dete hai taaki ve mere kutton ko nahin jagaayen.</s>
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brev nite, is kathin khoj ko sweekaar karne ke liye dhanyavad.aapaki bhoomika us bhukh ko kam karne kii he jo mere ghar or parivaar ko pareshaan kar rahi he.kai anya shoorveeron ne pehle is kaary ko vifal kar diya he, lekin main aapaki kshamtaaon main vishwaas karata hum.mere mahal tak pahunchane ke liye, aapako Arby ke bhoj haul tak pahunchane ke baad ek adhikaar lenaa chahie.vahaan se, aapako tab tak pagadendi ke saath jari rakhana chahie jab tak aap kaisal 14 tak nahin pahunch jate, jo ki pagadendi ke bain ore hoga.yah aasaani se baahar baithe hari gaadi dwaara aasaani se pahachaane jane yogya he.yadi aap crimson stop sin paas karte hai, to afsos, aap bahut dur chale gaye hai or peeche hatane chahie.kripaya mahal ke phatakon ke baahar meraa swaadisht, lajij khajaana chhod den, lekin dastak na den, jo ki andar kii ore jhulasane ke dar se.kya aapako apni khoj main safal hona chahie, aapako bahut puraskrit kiya jayega.kya aapako asafal hona chahie, akaal meri jameen par failana jari rahegaa.good lack, brev nite.</s>
