Create a dramatic Reddit post in the style of a reddit.com/r/relationships thread about a couple arguing over a ham sandwich. I'm giving you total creative freedom!
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ek reddit.com/r/Relationships thread kii style main ek naatakeey redit post banaaen ek jode ke bare main ek ham sandwich par bahes kar rahaa he.main aapako kul rachanaatmak swatantraaa de rahaa hum!
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meri (32 meter) premika (33 epa) or main rishte ke muddon par rahe hai, or yah sab duusare din ek ham sandwich par, sabhi chizon ke liye shuru hua!kuch dinon pehle, maine apni premika ke liye dopaher ke bhojan ke liye ek manoram ham sandwich banaaya.mujhe laga ki yah ekadam sahi sandwich tha.maine un kai samagriyon ko shaamil kiya jinhen main pyaar karata hum;lahasun mayo, kuch italvi masala, sarson kaa ek dasha, or mere pasandida ghatak ko shaamil karne ke liye- achaar.mujhe laga ki vah paramanand hogi, lekin iske bajaay, vah mere saath ugr ho gai!usne mujhase kaha, or main boli, "maine aapako isse pehle bataaya he ki mujhe achaar pasand nahin he! aapane unhen is sandwich main kyon shaamil kiya? ab main ise nahin kha saktaa, or meraa dopaher kaa bhojan barbaad ho gaya he!"maine uski ore dekha or usase kaha "aapane mujhe kabhi nahin bataaya ki aapako achaar pasand nahin he! yah vastav main ekadam sahi sandwich he; main bas ise khaauungaa."vah mere saath or adhik niraash ho gai or kaha ki maine "achaar ke saath sandwich banaaya hoga, yah jaanakar ki vah unhen pasand nahin karti he" isliye main bas ise kha saktaa hum.dussahas!hamane tab se baat nahin kii he.Reddit, mujhe kya karnaa chahie?

tiel; diaar - meri premika or main tab se rishte ke muddon par rahe hai jab se maine use ek ham sandwich banaaya jisamen achaar shaamil tha.
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ek reddit.com/r/Relationships thread kii style main ek naatakeey redit post banaaen ek jode ke bare main ek ham sandwich par bahes kar rahaa he.main aapako kul rachanaatmak swatantraaa de rahaa hum!</s>
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meri (32 meter) premika (33 epa) or main rishte ke muddon par rahe hai, or yah sab duusare din ek ham sandwich par, sabhi chizon ke liye shuru hua!kuch dinon pehle, maine apni premika ke liye dopaher ke bhojan ke liye ek manoram ham sandwich banaaya.mujhe laga ki yah ekadam sahi sandwich tha.maine un kai samagriyon ko shaamil kiya jinhen main pyaar karata hum;lahasun mayo, kuch italvi masala, sarson kaa ek dasha, or mere pasandida ghatak ko shaamil karne ke liye- achaar.mujhe laga ki vah paramanand hogi, lekin iske bajaay, vah mere saath ugr ho gai!usne mujhase kaha, or main boli, "maine aapako isse pehle bataaya he ki mujhe achaar pasand nahin he! aapane unhen is sandwich main kyon shaamil kiya? ab main ise nahin kha saktaa, or meraa dopaher kaa bhojan barbaad ho gaya he!"maine uski ore dekha or usase kaha "aapane mujhe kabhi nahin bataaya ki aapako achaar pasand nahin he! yah vastav main ekadam sahi sandwich he; main bas ise khaauungaa."vah mere saath or adhik niraash ho gai or kaha ki maine "achaar ke saath sandwich banaaya hoga, yah jaanakar ki vah unhen pasand nahin karti he" isliye main bas ise kha saktaa hum.dussahas!hamane tab se baat nahin kii he.Reddit, mujhe kya karnaa chahie?

tiel; diaar - meri premika or main tab se rishte ke muddon par rahe hai jab se maine use ek ham sandwich banaaya jisamen achaar shaamil tha.</s>
