Write a review for a trip to the moon as if it's offered as a tourist destination. It got one star. You're an angry customer.
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chandramaa kii yatra ke liye ek samiksha likhen jaise ki yah ek paryaton sthal ke rup main pesh kiya gaya he.ise ek sitara mila.aap ek naaraaz graahak hai.
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main aapako chandramaa kii apni haalia yatra ke bare main bataata hum, yaa mujhe kahana chahie, ab tak kii sabase kharaab chuttee!yah tathakthith paryaton sthal nishchit rup se ek thos ek star ke hakdaar hai, or aisa keval isliye he kyonki shunya sitare ek vikalp nahin hai.

sabase pehle, chandramaa kii yatra kul duswapn thi.antariksh yaan aisa lag rahaa tha jaise yah shaukeenon ke ek samooh dwaara banaaya gaya tha.yadi aap is anubhav ke liye ek haath or ek pair charge karne ja rahe hai, to kam se kam yah sunishchit karen ki aapkaa antariksh yaan chaaron ore khadkhad nahin he or lagbhag aapako viplash detaa he.or mujhe siton par shuru na karen - ve ek chattan kii tulana main adhik asahaj the.mujhe laga ki meri peeth aadhi main snap karne ja rahi he!

ek baar jab ham ant main chandramaa par utre, to aapako lagata he ki chijen behatar ho jaaengi, he naa?galat!tathakthith "moon base" ek bhadkile tamboo se zyada kuch nahin tha.gambhirtha se, aisa laga jaise main apane swayan ke pichhawaade main deraa daal rahaa tha, or kam se kam mujhe iske liye bhugtan nahin karnaa padaa.awaas dayaneey se pare the.maine ek saste motal, or bhojan main behatar bed dekhe hai?thik he, chalo bas kehete hai ki main ek jame hue tivi dinar khaauungaa.

unhone in sabhi kool moonwalk or darshneey sthalon kii yatra kaa vaada kiya, lekin lagata he ki kya?unhen radd kar diya gaya.isliye maine kuch chattaanon ko kareeb se dekhne ke liye ek bhagya kaa bhugtan kiya.

oh, or kya maine karmchaariyon kaa ullekh kiya he?ve aakshamata ke pratik the.maine dhanwapasi ke liye kaha, or unhone sirf sapaat kaha ki nahin or samajhane se inkaar kar diya.ve mere asantosh ke bare main kam parvaah nahin kar sakate the.yah aisa tha jaise graahak shikayaton ko andekha karne ke liye unhen prashikshit kiya gaya tha.maine apane jivan main kabhi itnaa mahatvaheen mahasoos nahin kiya.

yah sab karne ke liye, yah chandramaa yatra samay, dhan or sapanom kii ek vishaal barbaadi thi.main ise apane sabase bure dushman ko nahin sujhaungaa.apane aap ko pareshaani se bachaaen or iske bajaay ek acchhee ushnkaribandheey chuttee par jaaen.kam se kam aapako ek aaramdaayak bistar, sabhy bhojan, or shaayad karmchaariyon se ek muskaan bhi milegi.gambhirtha se, log, plig kii tarah chandramaa se bachein.yah kul paryatak jaal he.
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chandramaa kii yatra ke liye ek samiksha likhen jaise ki yah ek paryaton sthal ke rup main pesh kiya gaya he.ise ek sitara mila.aap ek naaraaz graahak hai.</s>
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main aapako chandramaa kii apni haalia yatra ke bare main bataata hum, yaa mujhe kahana chahie, ab tak kii sabase kharaab chuttee!yah tathakthith paryaton sthal nishchit rup se ek thos ek star ke hakdaar hai, or aisa keval isliye he kyonki shunya sitare ek vikalp nahin hai.

sabase pehle, chandramaa kii yatra kul duswapn thi.antariksh yaan aisa lag rahaa tha jaise yah shaukeenon ke ek samooh dwaara banaaya gaya tha.yadi aap is anubhav ke liye ek haath or ek pair charge karne ja rahe hai, to kam se kam yah sunishchit karen ki aapkaa antariksh yaan chaaron ore khadkhad nahin he or lagbhag aapako viplash detaa he.or mujhe siton par shuru na karen - ve ek chattan kii tulana main adhik asahaj the.mujhe laga ki meri peeth aadhi main snap karne ja rahi he!

ek baar jab ham ant main chandramaa par utre, to aapako lagata he ki chijen behatar ho jaaengi, he naa?galat!tathakthith "moon base" ek bhadkile tamboo se zyada kuch nahin tha.gambhirtha se, aisa laga jaise main apane swayan ke pichhawaade main deraa daal rahaa tha, or kam se kam mujhe iske liye bhugtan nahin karnaa padaa.awaas dayaneey se pare the.maine ek saste motal, or bhojan main behatar bed dekhe hai?thik he, chalo bas kehete hai ki main ek jame hue tivi dinar khaauungaa.

unhone in sabhi kool moonwalk or darshneey sthalon kii yatra kaa vaada kiya, lekin lagata he ki kya?unhen radd kar diya gaya.isliye maine kuch chattaanon ko kareeb se dekhne ke liye ek bhagya kaa bhugtan kiya.

oh, or kya maine karmchaariyon kaa ullekh kiya he?ve aakshamata ke pratik the.maine dhanwapasi ke liye kaha, or unhone sirf sapaat kaha ki nahin or samajhane se inkaar kar diya.ve mere asantosh ke bare main kam parvaah nahin kar sakate the.yah aisa tha jaise graahak shikayaton ko andekha karne ke liye unhen prashikshit kiya gaya tha.maine apane jivan main kabhi itnaa mahatvaheen mahasoos nahin kiya.

yah sab karne ke liye, yah chandramaa yatra samay, dhan or sapanom kii ek vishaal barbaadi thi.main ise apane sabase bure dushman ko nahin sujhaungaa.apane aap ko pareshaani se bachaaen or iske bajaay ek acchhee ushnkaribandheey chuttee par jaaen.kam se kam aapako ek aaramdaayak bistar, sabhy bhojan, or shaayad karmchaariyon se ek muskaan bhi milegi.gambhirtha se, log, plig kii tarah chandramaa se bachein.yah kul paryatak jaal he.</s>
