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ROANOKE, VA - LASIK Surgeon Dr. Adam Slade has begun offering a new "Total Blindness" option to help people get through Pride Month.
"The demand for blindness is just off the charts right now," said Dr. Slade. "I literally can't blind people fast enough."
According to clinic staff, patients have described the procedure as a "miracle", and regret not being blinded sooner. "The patients are so, so thankful to be blind," said head nurse Savannah Gutierrez. "Everyone comes back the next day with their seeing-eye dog, just grinning ear to ear. 'I can't see a thing, Doc,' they say, and often hug me. It's incredibly rewarding".
Dr. Slade began offering the "Total Blindness" option last June after previous LASIK patients during Pride Month demanded he reverse the procedure. "I had one patient after another come back seeing 20/20, but asking me to just gouge their eyes out,' explained Dr. Slade. "That's when I realized blindness was the best gift I could offer to humanity. It's what gets me up in the morning."
At publishing time, nearby ENT doctors had begun advertising a "Total Deafness" option for Presidential primary season.
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kya yah lekh vyangy he?apana tark samajhaayen.

ROANOKE, VA - LASIK SURGEON dow. adam slade ne pride manth ke madhyam se logon ko praapt karne main madad karne ke liye ek nayaa "total blindness" vikalp pesh karnaa shuru kar diya he.
dow. slade ne kaha, "andhaapan kii maang abhi chart se dur he.""main sachmuch bahut teji se logon ko andhaa nahin kar saktaa."
clinics ke karmchaariyon ke anusaar, rogiyon ne prakriya ko "chamatkaar" ke rup main varnit kiya he, or pachhtaawaa jald hi andhaa nahin kiya ja rahaa he."marij itane hai, isliye andhe hone ke liye abhaari hai," head nurse savana gutirez ne kaha."har koi agle din apane dekhne ke kute ke kute ke saath waapas aata he, bas kaan se kaan se muskuraataa he. '
dow. slade ne pichley june main "kul andhaapan" vikalp kii peshkash shuru kii thi, jab pride manth ke dauraan pichley lacic rogiyon ne is prakriya ko ulatney kii maang kii.dow. slade ne samajhaayaa, "mere paas ek marij tha jo 20/20 ko dekhakar waapas aa gaya, lekin mujhe sirf apni ankhen baahar karne ke liye kah rahaa tha."yah vahi he jo mujhe subah uthta he. ”
prakaashan ke samay main, paas ke ianti doctoron ne raashtrapati ke praathmik satr ke liye "kul bahraapan" vikalp kaa vigyaapan shuru kar diya tha.
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haa, yah lekh vyangy he.lekh main pride manth ke dauraan logon kii madad karne ke liye "total blindness" kii peshkash karne vaale ek lasi sarjan ko darshaya gaya he, jo betuka or avastavik he.
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kya yah lekh vyangy he?apana tark samajhaayen.

ROANOKE, VA - LASIK SURGEON dow. adam slade ne pride manth ke madhyam se logon ko praapt karne main madad karne ke liye ek nayaa "total blindness" vikalp pesh karnaa shuru kar diya he.
dow. slade ne kaha, "andhaapan kii maang abhi chart se dur he.""main sachmuch bahut teji se logon ko andhaa nahin kar saktaa."
clinics ke karmchaariyon ke anusaar, rogiyon ne prakriya ko "chamatkaar" ke rup main varnit kiya he, or pachhtaawaa jald hi andhaa nahin kiya ja rahaa he."marij itane hai, isliye andhe hone ke liye abhaari hai," head nurse savana gutirez ne kaha."har koi agle din apane dekhne ke kute ke kute ke saath waapas aata he, bas kaan se kaan se muskuraataa he. '
dow. slade ne pichley june main "kul andhaapan" vikalp kii peshkash shuru kii thi, jab pride manth ke dauraan pichley lacic rogiyon ne is prakriya ko ulatney kii maang kii.dow. slade ne samajhaayaa, "mere paas ek marij tha jo 20/20 ko dekhakar waapas aa gaya, lekin mujhe sirf apni ankhen baahar karne ke liye kah rahaa tha."yah vahi he jo mujhe subah uthta he. ”
prakaashan ke samay main, paas ke ianti doctoron ne raashtrapati ke praathmik satr ke liye "kul bahraapan" vikalp kaa vigyaapan shuru kar diya tha.</s>
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haa, yah lekh vyangy he.lekh main pride manth ke dauraan logon kii madad karne ke liye "total blindness" kii peshkash karne vaale ek lasi sarjan ko darshaya gaya he, jo betuka or avastavik he.</s>
