Compose an Amazon product review for a shrink-ray gun.
system
ek sikud-re bandook ke liye ek amejan utpaada samiksha kii rachana karen.
user
paanch main se paanch!vah vastu khreeden!

lagbhag ek saptaah ho gaya he jab se mujhe Acme Shrink-Ray bandook mili he jise maine yahaan amejan se kharida tha.main thodaa sankoch kar rahaa tha kyonki yahan sabhi samikshaayen bahut chamak rahi hai.yah aapako lagata he ki unamem se kuch nakli ho sakate hai!haalanki, mujhe yah report karne kii khushi he ki yah utpaada apane ucch ankon kii acchhee tarah se yogya he.

main soshal media par jane vaale purv-boylerends ke saath kuch muddon par aa rahaa hum or mujhe tresh kar rahaa hum.yah bahut apriy he.ve kehete hai ki "vah ek ajeeb he," "" usase dur raho, "or" vah har samay badla lene ke bare main baat karti he! "or spasht rup se, yah sach nahin he!main kabhi -kabhi sabun opera ke bare main bhi baat karata hum.

amejan se ek sikud-re bandook kii meri pehali kharid ek niraashaa thi.yadi aap vijet company shrink-re gan (meraa upnaam @uwillpay he) ke liye samikshaon ko dekhte hai, to aap dekhenge ki yah ek bahut hin utpaada tha.us bandook par sankochan kii degree 75%kam thi.mujhe khed he, lekin ek purv premi jo 2 feet lanbaa he, vah abhi bhi bahut bada he-kya aap mere saath hai?maine ise daan main daan kar diya.yah ek bachche ke khilone yaa kuch or kii tarah tha.

lekin Acme sikud-re bandook ne pratiyogita ko dur kar diya.jab main jeri ke ghar par chaaya main intjaar kar rahaa tha, jab tak ki vah kachra ke saath baahar nahin aayaa, to ekme sikudan-re bandook ko kaam mil gaya!jeri 6 feet se ek inch tak sikud gaya.main gambhir hoon, yah ek mahaan utpaada he!thik he, zaahir he, maine use phir se zap kiya, or vah shaayad ek pissu ke peeche abhi yaa kuch or kii sawari kar rahaa he.lekin vah ab internet par nahin he, or mujhe ab mukhya baat he.aapako is utpaada ke saath man kii sachhee shanti milti he.

sabsakrib kaa chayan karnaa sunishchit karen or atirikt 15% kii chhot praapt karne ke liye sahejen!
assistant
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<|user|>
ek sikud-re bandook ke liye ek amejan utpaada samiksha kii rachana karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
paanch main se paanch!vah vastu khreeden!

lagbhag ek saptaah ho gaya he jab se mujhe Acme Shrink-Ray bandook mili he jise maine yahaan amejan se kharida tha.main thodaa sankoch kar rahaa tha kyonki yahan sabhi samikshaayen bahut chamak rahi hai.yah aapako lagata he ki unamem se kuch nakli ho sakate hai!haalanki, mujhe yah report karne kii khushi he ki yah utpaada apane ucch ankon kii acchhee tarah se yogya he.

main soshal media par jane vaale purv-boylerends ke saath kuch muddon par aa rahaa hum or mujhe tresh kar rahaa hum.yah bahut apriy he.ve kehete hai ki "vah ek ajeeb he," "" usase dur raho, "or" vah har samay badla lene ke bare main baat karti he! "or spasht rup se, yah sach nahin he!main kabhi -kabhi sabun opera ke bare main bhi baat karata hum.

amejan se ek sikud-re bandook kii meri pehali kharid ek niraashaa thi.yadi aap vijet company shrink-re gan (meraa upnaam @uwillpay he) ke liye samikshaon ko dekhte hai, to aap dekhenge ki yah ek bahut hin utpaada tha.us bandook par sankochan kii degree 75%kam thi.mujhe khed he, lekin ek purv premi jo 2 feet lanbaa he, vah abhi bhi bahut bada he-kya aap mere saath hai?maine ise daan main daan kar diya.yah ek bachche ke khilone yaa kuch or kii tarah tha.

lekin Acme sikud-re bandook ne pratiyogita ko dur kar diya.jab main jeri ke ghar par chaaya main intjaar kar rahaa tha, jab tak ki vah kachra ke saath baahar nahin aayaa, to ekme sikudan-re bandook ko kaam mil gaya!jeri 6 feet se ek inch tak sikud gaya.main gambhir hoon, yah ek mahaan utpaada he!thik he, zaahir he, maine use phir se zap kiya, or vah shaayad ek pissu ke peeche abhi yaa kuch or kii sawari kar rahaa he.lekin vah ab internet par nahin he, or mujhe ab mukhya baat he.aapako is utpaada ke saath man kii sachhee shanti milti he.

sabsakrib kaa chayan karnaa sunishchit karen or atirikt 15% kii chhot praapt karne ke liye sahejen!</s>
