I'm trying to write a story about a guy who discovers his boss is a vampire by mistake. I want the ending to be funny, even if the humor is a bit dark. I'm trying to figure out 2 alternate endings, one where the boss dies and one where he doesn't. Help me with 2 possible ways it can end.
system
main ek aise vyakti ke bare main ek kahani likhane kii koshish kar rahaa hum jo apane bos ko pataa chalata he ki galati se ek pishaach he.main chahta hum ki ant mazaakia ho, bhale hi hasya thodaa andhera ho.main 2 vaikalpik ant kaa pataa lagane kii koshish kar rahaa hum, ek jahaan bos mar jaataa he or ek jahaan vah nahin karata he.2 sambhavit tareekon ke saath meri madad karen.
user
samaapt 1
nayak apane bos ko apane sandwich ke kaatane kii peshkash kar saktaa tha.is baat se anjaan ki sandwich lahasun kii roti par he, bos ek katata he or turant pigal jaataa he.
samaapt 2
nayak apane bos ko raat ke khaane ke liye aamantrit kar saktaa tha.phir vah galati se rasoi main kuch chaaval failata he or vismay main dekhtaa he kyonki uskaa maalik har anaaj kii ginati karnaa shuru kar detaa he.
assistant
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<|user|>
main ek aise vyakti ke bare main ek kahani likhane kii koshish kar rahaa hum jo apane bos ko pataa chalata he ki galati se ek pishaach he.main chahta hum ki ant mazaakia ho, bhale hi hasya thodaa andhera ho.main 2 vaikalpik ant kaa pataa lagane kii koshish kar rahaa hum, ek jahaan bos mar jaataa he or ek jahaan vah nahin karata he.2 sambhavit tareekon ke saath meri madad karen.</s>
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samaapt 1
nayak apane bos ko apane sandwich ke kaatane kii peshkash kar saktaa tha.is baat se anjaan ki sandwich lahasun kii roti par he, bos ek katata he or turant pigal jaataa he.
samaapt 2
nayak apane bos ko raat ke khaane ke liye aamantrit kar saktaa tha.phir vah galati se rasoi main kuch chaaval failata he or vismay main dekhtaa he kyonki uskaa maalik har anaaj kii ginati karnaa shuru kar detaa he.</s>
