I'm writing a sci-fi book that is supposed to be super funny. So, the thing is that I need a character to get from location A to location B in as convoluted of a way as is feasibly possible. I'd like for you to give me three different ways I can make it super tedious to get from the bottom of a mountain to the top, so just climbing it is not an option. Also, this is sci-fi, so it can have some machines or something as part of the plot/a reason for it to be so hard to get up the mountain. 
system
main ek vigyaan-faai pustak likh rahaa hum jo super mjedaar mana jaataa he.to, baat yah he ki mujhe sthaan A se sthaan B tak praapt karne ke liye ek charitra kii aavashyaktaa he, jaisaa ki sambhawatah sambhav he.main chahta hum ki aap mujhe teen alag -alag tareeke den, main ise pahaad ke neeche se upar tak pahunchane ke liye super thakaaoo bana saktaa hum, isliye bas yah chadhana ek vikalp nahin he.iske alaava, yah vigyaan-faai he, isliye isamen plot ke hisse ke rup main kuch mashine yaa kuch ho sakati he/iskaa kaaran yah he ki pahaad ko uthaane ke liye itnaa kathin ho.
user
yah ek dilachasp kitaab kii tarah lagata he!ise puraa karne ke liye aapke charitra ke liye yahaan teen sambhavit tareeke die gaye hai:

1. pahaad kii yah taraf chadhane ke liye bahut khadi he, isliye charitra ko pahaad ke chaaron ore sabhi tarah se duusari taraf jane ke liye janaa padataa he.haalanki, pahaad kaa doosraa paksh ek alag desh ke swaamitv main he, jo kisi ko bhi apni simaaon main pravesh karne kii anumati nahin detaa he.aapako pehle unke sabhi swasthya pareekshanon se guzarana hoga or sabit karnaa hoga ki aap ek vyavsaay main prashikshit hai jo unhen chahie.charitra ko kisi bhi chiz main prashikshit nahin kiya jaataa he jise desh kii talash he, isliye use ek aisa upkaran bananaa hoga jo unhen trick karegaa, unke pareekshanon ko paas karegaa, or phir use apni taraf pahaad par chadhane kii anumati degaa.
2. ek upkaran he jo logon ko pahaad kii chotii tak le ja saktaa he, lekin yah tut gaya he.iske bina pahaad par jane ke liye bahut khadi he, isliye charitra ko us vyakti ko trek karnaa hoga jo ise thik kar saktaa he.yah vyakti vartmaan main ek anya pahaad par ek samaan upkaran ko thik kar rahaa he.isliye, charitra ko us pahaad par janaa padataa he, keval pahaad ke sheersh bhaag main divaais ke sheersh bhaag main kaam karne vaale vyakti ko khojane ke liye, jiskaa arth he ki use pahaad par chadhana hoga yaa neeche kii ore intjaar karnaa hoga.vah chadhaai karne kaa vikalp chunata he, lekin aadmi divaais ko thik karata he jabaki vah aisa karata he or pahaad ke neeche aata he, neeche kii ore hota he or us samay tak chhod diya jaataa he jab tak ki charitra sheersh par pahunch jaataa he.charitra ko tab pahaad par waapas janaa padataa he or us aadmi ke saath pakadana padataa he, jise vah uski madad karne ke liye aashwast karata he.haalanki, vahaan aadmi ko paane par, yah pataa chalaa he ki use ek bahut hi vishisht bhaag kii aavashyaktaa he jo uske paas nahin he.to, charitra ko tab janaa padataa he or yaa to us hisse ko praapt karnaa he yaa kisi ko ise banane ke liye dhundhna he.ho saktaa he ki vah aadmi chuttee par chalaa jaataa he jabaki charitra aisa karata he, isliye use kuch puraane vairaagi ko dhundhna hoga jo koi nahin jaanata ki vah kahaan rahata he.or antat use madad karne ke liye manaa letaa he.divaais tay ho jaataa he, or ab charitra pahaad ke sheersh par pahunchane ke liye iskaa upyog kar saktaa he.
3. pahaad kaa swaamitv un logon kii ek janajati ke paas he jo kisi ko bhi nahin hone dete hai, lekin unki apni janajati ek nishchit bindu par he.janajati kaa sadsy banane kaa ek tarika he, lekin isamen bahut kaam hota he or isamen ek nishchit sankhya main pareekshanon se guzarana shaamil he.inamen se koi bhi sankhya ho sakati he, or ve hathiyaaron ke bina ek nishchit vigyaan-faai jaanavar se ladane se kuch bhi shaamil karte hai, ek gahari or andhere gupha pranali ke madhyam se ek rasta khojate hai or duusari taraf se baahar aate hai, or isi tarah.

mujhe aashaa he ki inamen se ek tarika aapaki pustak ke liye kaam karata he yaa kam se kam aapako kuch vichaar detaa he!
assistant
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main ek vigyaan-faai pustak likh rahaa hum jo super mjedaar mana jaataa he.to, baat yah he ki mujhe sthaan A se sthaan B tak praapt karne ke liye ek charitra kii aavashyaktaa he, jaisaa ki sambhawatah sambhav he.main chahta hum ki aap mujhe teen alag -alag tareeke den, main ise pahaad ke neeche se upar tak pahunchane ke liye super thakaaoo bana saktaa hum, isliye bas yah chadhana ek vikalp nahin he.iske alaava, yah vigyaan-faai he, isliye isamen plot ke hisse ke rup main kuch mashine yaa kuch ho sakati he/iskaa kaaran yah he ki pahaad ko uthaane ke liye itnaa kathin ho.</s>
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yah ek dilachasp kitaab kii tarah lagata he!ise puraa karne ke liye aapke charitra ke liye yahaan teen sambhavit tareeke die gaye hai:

1. pahaad kii yah taraf chadhane ke liye bahut khadi he, isliye charitra ko pahaad ke chaaron ore sabhi tarah se duusari taraf jane ke liye janaa padataa he.haalanki, pahaad kaa doosraa paksh ek alag desh ke swaamitv main he, jo kisi ko bhi apni simaaon main pravesh karne kii anumati nahin detaa he.aapako pehle unke sabhi swasthya pareekshanon se guzarana hoga or sabit karnaa hoga ki aap ek vyavsaay main prashikshit hai jo unhen chahie.charitra ko kisi bhi chiz main prashikshit nahin kiya jaataa he jise desh kii talash he, isliye use ek aisa upkaran bananaa hoga jo unhen trick karegaa, unke pareekshanon ko paas karegaa, or phir use apni taraf pahaad par chadhane kii anumati degaa.
2. ek upkaran he jo logon ko pahaad kii chotii tak le ja saktaa he, lekin yah tut gaya he.iske bina pahaad par jane ke liye bahut khadi he, isliye charitra ko us vyakti ko trek karnaa hoga jo ise thik kar saktaa he.yah vyakti vartmaan main ek anya pahaad par ek samaan upkaran ko thik kar rahaa he.isliye, charitra ko us pahaad par janaa padataa he, keval pahaad ke sheersh bhaag main divaais ke sheersh bhaag main kaam karne vaale vyakti ko khojane ke liye, jiskaa arth he ki use pahaad par chadhana hoga yaa neeche kii ore intjaar karnaa hoga.vah chadhaai karne kaa vikalp chunata he, lekin aadmi divaais ko thik karata he jabaki vah aisa karata he or pahaad ke neeche aata he, neeche kii ore hota he or us samay tak chhod diya jaataa he jab tak ki charitra sheersh par pahunch jaataa he.charitra ko tab pahaad par waapas janaa padataa he or us aadmi ke saath pakadana padataa he, jise vah uski madad karne ke liye aashwast karata he.haalanki, vahaan aadmi ko paane par, yah pataa chalaa he ki use ek bahut hi vishisht bhaag kii aavashyaktaa he jo uske paas nahin he.to, charitra ko tab janaa padataa he or yaa to us hisse ko praapt karnaa he yaa kisi ko ise banane ke liye dhundhna he.ho saktaa he ki vah aadmi chuttee par chalaa jaataa he jabaki charitra aisa karata he, isliye use kuch puraane vairaagi ko dhundhna hoga jo koi nahin jaanata ki vah kahaan rahata he.or antat use madad karne ke liye manaa letaa he.divaais tay ho jaataa he, or ab charitra pahaad ke sheersh par pahunchane ke liye iskaa upyog kar saktaa he.
3. pahaad kaa swaamitv un logon kii ek janajati ke paas he jo kisi ko bhi nahin hone dete hai, lekin unki apni janajati ek nishchit bindu par he.janajati kaa sadsy banane kaa ek tarika he, lekin isamen bahut kaam hota he or isamen ek nishchit sankhya main pareekshanon se guzarana shaamil he.inamen se koi bhi sankhya ho sakati he, or ve hathiyaaron ke bina ek nishchit vigyaan-faai jaanavar se ladane se kuch bhi shaamil karte hai, ek gahari or andhere gupha pranali ke madhyam se ek rasta khojate hai or duusari taraf se baahar aate hai, or isi tarah.

mujhe aashaa he ki inamen se ek tarika aapaki pustak ke liye kaam karata he yaa kam se kam aapako kuch vichaar detaa he!</s>
