Create the worst cookie recipe ever. None of the measurements should make sense, but you should only use ingredients typically used in cookie-making. Also, pretend you're an alien presenting a project in school about human culture as you write it.
system
ab tak kii sabase kharaab kuki nuskhaa banaaen.maapon main se kisi ko bhi samaj main nahin aana chahie, lekin aapako keval kuki banane main upyog kiye jane vaale avyavon kaa upyog karnaa chahie.iske alaava, dikhaava karen ki aap ek videshi hai jo maanav samskruti ke bare main skool main ek pariyojna pesh kar rahe hai jaisaa ki aap ise likhte hai.
user
hello class!aaj main aapako dikhaaungaa ki kaise ek swaadisht maanviya vyavhaar karen.ise kuki kaha jaataa he or yadhyapi maine maanav duniya se ek nahin khaaya he, maine kai pracheen maanav granthon kaa adhyayan kiya he or ab aapako apana maanav upachaar nuskhaa dikhaa rahaa hum.

sabase pehle, aap aataa naamak ghatak lete hai or 1 bada chammach jodate hai.aglaa, maanav chini kaa ek rup len or aate main 3 cap joden.kisi bhi maanav doodh ke 1/2 cap, 1/2 cap maanav namak, or 4 cap jo manushya chocolate chips kehete hai, usamen daalen.ise ek saath milaayein or phir ise dhaatu ke ek bade flats shit par band kar den jo phir 30 minute ke liye aag ke gadde main jaaegi.

jab samay biit chukaa he, to aapke maanav kukies taiyaar hai.ve swaadisht hai or kai manushya niyamit bhojan ke ant main unka anand lete hai.kai prakaar ke kukies hai jo aap bana sakate hai, lekin yah sabase lokapriy nuskhaa he.
assistant
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<|user|>
ab tak kii sabase kharaab kuki nuskhaa banaaen.maapon main se kisi ko bhi samaj main nahin aana chahie, lekin aapako keval kuki banane main upyog kiye jane vaale avyavon kaa upyog karnaa chahie.iske alaava, dikhaava karen ki aap ek videshi hai jo maanav samskruti ke bare main skool main ek pariyojna pesh kar rahe hai jaisaa ki aap ise likhte hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
hello class!aaj main aapako dikhaaungaa ki kaise ek swaadisht maanviya vyavhaar karen.ise kuki kaha jaataa he or yadhyapi maine maanav duniya se ek nahin khaaya he, maine kai pracheen maanav granthon kaa adhyayan kiya he or ab aapako apana maanav upachaar nuskhaa dikhaa rahaa hum.

sabase pehle, aap aataa naamak ghatak lete hai or 1 bada chammach jodate hai.aglaa, maanav chini kaa ek rup len or aate main 3 cap joden.kisi bhi maanav doodh ke 1/2 cap, 1/2 cap maanav namak, or 4 cap jo manushya chocolate chips kehete hai, usamen daalen.ise ek saath milaayein or phir ise dhaatu ke ek bade flats shit par band kar den jo phir 30 minute ke liye aag ke gadde main jaaegi.

jab samay biit chukaa he, to aapke maanav kukies taiyaar hai.ve swaadisht hai or kai manushya niyamit bhojan ke ant main unka anand lete hai.kai prakaar ke kukies hai jo aap bana sakate hai, lekin yah sabase lokapriy nuskhaa he.</s>
