Write me a song with 2 verses and a chorus, called Itchy Scratchy, in the voice of a dog that's begging for a bath because he has fleas.
system
mujhe 2 chhandon or ek kores ke saath ek geet likhen, jise itchi scraisi kaha jaataa he, ek kute kii aawaaj main jo snaan ke liye bheekh maang rahaa he kyonki uske paas pissu he.
user
[chand 1]
mujhe pataa he ki kabhi -kabhi, main pani se chamakta tha
or yahaan tak ki bhaag gaya
lekin main khud ko vadh ke liye ek bhed ke bachche ke rup main prastut karata hum
main ise aaj hone detaa hoon
main apane fer main bahut saare fleas mila he
ve mujhe pagal kar rahe hai
is bare main chintaa na karen ki yah kaise hua
bas unhen dur karo

[sahagaan]
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
Fleas, fleas, fleas!
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
kripaya mujhe snaan karen
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
vishwaas se pare asuvidha
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
mujhe meri raahat ke liye kuch de do

[shloke 2]
ve meri twachaa par hai, ve mere collar ke neeche hai
or un jagahon par main naam nahin le jaaun
main kudata hum or yelp or holer
lekin yah ek badlaav nahin karata he
isliye mujhe lagata he ki main kuch hataash upaay karuunga
chunki ye hataash samay hai
kripaya, sar, main hameshaa ke liye abhaari rahoonga
mujhe dho len or main thik ho jaaoongaa

[sahagaan]
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
Fleas, fleas, fleas!
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
kripaya mujhe snaan karen
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
vishwaas se pare asuvidha
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
mujhe meri raahat ke liye kuch de do
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
mujhe 2 chhandon or ek kores ke saath ek geet likhen, jise itchi scraisi kaha jaataa he, ek kute kii aawaaj main jo snaan ke liye bheekh maang rahaa he kyonki uske paas pissu he.</s>
<|assistant|>
[chand 1]
mujhe pataa he ki kabhi -kabhi, main pani se chamakta tha
or yahaan tak ki bhaag gaya
lekin main khud ko vadh ke liye ek bhed ke bachche ke rup main prastut karata hum
main ise aaj hone detaa hoon
main apane fer main bahut saare fleas mila he
ve mujhe pagal kar rahe hai
is bare main chintaa na karen ki yah kaise hua
bas unhen dur karo

[sahagaan]
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
Fleas, fleas, fleas!
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
kripaya mujhe snaan karen
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
vishwaas se pare asuvidha
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
mujhe meri raahat ke liye kuch de do

[shloke 2]
ve meri twachaa par hai, ve mere collar ke neeche hai
or un jagahon par main naam nahin le jaaun
main kudata hum or yelp or holer
lekin yah ek badlaav nahin karata he
isliye mujhe lagata he ki main kuch hataash upaay karuunga
chunki ye hataash samay hai
kripaya, sar, main hameshaa ke liye abhaari rahoonga
mujhe dho len or main thik ho jaaoongaa

[sahagaan]
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
Fleas, fleas, fleas!
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
kripaya mujhe snaan karen
khujali, kharonch, khujali kharonch
vishwaas se pare asuvidha
khujali kharonch, khujali kharonch,
mujhe meri raahat ke liye kuch de do</s>
