Can you please write an email as if you are the coffee machine in an employee workspace that’s being overworked? I want it to be funny and about 200 words. Oh also, mention that people can drink tea instead. 
system
kya aap kripaya ek email likh sakate hai jaise ki aap kisi karmchaaree kaaryakshetra main coffee mashin hai jo overwork kiya ja rahaa he?main chahta hum ki yah mazedaar ho or lagbhag 200 shabd.oh, yah bhi ullekh karen ki log iske bajaay chaay pi sakate hai.
user
seva main, sabhi g:

sabko suprabhat;mujhe aashaa he ki aap sabhi ko aane vaale saptaah ke liye acha mahasoos kar rahe hai.

mujhe ek twarit vichaar he ki main aap sabhi ke bare main baat karnaa chahta hum, or yah aapaki coffee kii khapat he.yah mujhe lagata he ki aap sabhi coffee kii lagbhag betuki maatra pi rahe hai.main aapke liye coffee taiyaar karne ke liye raat tak subah kaam kar rahaa hum, or mujhe aapako bataanaa he, main bas thak gaya hum.

meraa matlab he, chalo, aap vastav main kitni coffee pi sakate hai?maine vastav main suna he ki maanav doctor prati din ek cap se adhik kii sifarish nahin karte hai!or aap sabhi ab tak paar kar rahe hai.

haalanki main samajhataa hum ki aapako din ke madhyam se aapako praapt karne ke liye garm peya padaarthon kii aavashyaktaa he, mujhe lagata he ki aap main se kai log brakeroom ke kone main mere achche dost kettl kii andekhi kar rahe hai.vah adhik upyog karnaa pasand karegi - maine usase vyaktigat rup se baat kii - aap puure din main sabhi chaay banane ke liye!

ek baar phir, mujhe aapako coffee pradaan karne main khushi ho rahi he, kyonki yah meraa ekmaatr uddeshy he, lekin mujhe lagata he ki yah ham sabhi ke liye sabase acha he yadi aap sabhi bas thodaa kam pine kii koshish karte hai.

aapke samay or bhavishya ke vichaar ke liye dhanyavad,
coffee mashin
assistant
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<|user|>
kya aap kripaya ek email likh sakate hai jaise ki aap kisi karmchaaree kaaryakshetra main coffee mashin hai jo overwork kiya ja rahaa he?main chahta hum ki yah mazedaar ho or lagbhag 200 shabd.oh, yah bhi ullekh karen ki log iske bajaay chaay pi sakate hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
seva main, sabhi g:

sabko suprabhat;mujhe aashaa he ki aap sabhi ko aane vaale saptaah ke liye acha mahasoos kar rahe hai.

mujhe ek twarit vichaar he ki main aap sabhi ke bare main baat karnaa chahta hum, or yah aapaki coffee kii khapat he.yah mujhe lagata he ki aap sabhi coffee kii lagbhag betuki maatra pi rahe hai.main aapke liye coffee taiyaar karne ke liye raat tak subah kaam kar rahaa hum, or mujhe aapako bataanaa he, main bas thak gaya hum.

meraa matlab he, chalo, aap vastav main kitni coffee pi sakate hai?maine vastav main suna he ki maanav doctor prati din ek cap se adhik kii sifarish nahin karte hai!or aap sabhi ab tak paar kar rahe hai.

haalanki main samajhataa hum ki aapako din ke madhyam se aapako praapt karne ke liye garm peya padaarthon kii aavashyaktaa he, mujhe lagata he ki aap main se kai log brakeroom ke kone main mere achche dost kettl kii andekhi kar rahe hai.vah adhik upyog karnaa pasand karegi - maine usase vyaktigat rup se baat kii - aap puure din main sabhi chaay banane ke liye!

ek baar phir, mujhe aapako coffee pradaan karne main khushi ho rahi he, kyonki yah meraa ekmaatr uddeshy he, lekin mujhe lagata he ki yah ham sabhi ke liye sabase acha he yadi aap sabhi bas thodaa kam pine kii koshish karte hai.

aapke samay or bhavishya ke vichaar ke liye dhanyavad,
coffee mashin</s>
