Write me five different options for an opening sentence of a blog post about misconceptions of narcissistic personality disorder in popular culture. The tone should be casual, entertaining, and with some dry humor rather than academic or somber.
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mujhe lokapriy samskruti main sankeernatavaadi vyaktitv vikaar kii galat dharanaon ke bare main ek blog post ke shuruaati vaakya ke liye paanch alag -alag vikalp likhen.tone aakasmik, manoranjak or academik yaa sobar ke bajaay kuch sookhe hasya ke saath hona chahie.
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1. ham sabhi jaanate hai ki purv-premiyon, duswapn ke maalikon, purv doston, or kathin parivaar ke sadasyon ko likhnaa kitna lubhaavna ho saktaa he, unhen sankeernatavaadi vyaktitv vikaar kaa ek armcheir nidaan dekar-lekin anpidi kii vaastaviktaa thodi adhik jatil or baarik haikai logon ko ehsaas hua.

2. jab aapako apane jivan main ek kathin sankeernatavaadi mil gaya he, to yah maan lenaa bahut aasaan ho saktaa he ki unka samasyagrast vyavhaar aatm-prem kii ek adhikta se upja he, jab vastav main vipareet sach he;apane braavo ke baavjood, maadak vyaktitv vikaar se peedit log vastav main gaharaai se asurakshit hai.

3. yah vidambnaa he ki narsisus kaa myth- vah kahani jo zyaadaatar logon kii maadak vyaktitv vikaar ke bare main samaj banaati he - port ko apni darpan chhavi main lagaataar ghoorte hue, kyonki vaastavik jivan main, anpidi ko inward ko pratibimbit karne yaa dekhne main asamarthta ke rup main samajhaayaa ja saktaa he..

4. yadi aapke jivan main ek kathin sankeernatavaadi vyaktitv he - yaa kai - aapako is suzav se dur rakhaa ja saktaa he ki aap apane sangharshon ke liye ek peshewar chikitsak ko dekhte hai kyonki aap kisi samasya ke saath nahin hai;lekin anpidi vaale logon ke rup main yah dekhnaa peshewar madad lene yaa khud ko badalane kii bahut sambhaavna nahin he, yah vastav main aapkaa sabase acha vikalp ho saktaa he.

5. yadi aap apane jivan main narseicist ke saath halkon main ja rahe hai or apane baalo ko baahar nikaalane ke liye taiyaar mahasoos kar rahe hai, to aapako yah jaanakar aashcharya ho saktaa he ki sankeernata hameshaa ek buree baat nahin hoti he;vastav main, ham main se kuch vastav main behatar honge yadi hamaare paas ek majboot maadak aaveg hota.
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mujhe lokapriy samskruti main sankeernatavaadi vyaktitv vikaar kii galat dharanaon ke bare main ek blog post ke shuruaati vaakya ke liye paanch alag -alag vikalp likhen.tone aakasmik, manoranjak or academik yaa sobar ke bajaay kuch sookhe hasya ke saath hona chahie.</s>
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1. ham sabhi jaanate hai ki purv-premiyon, duswapn ke maalikon, purv doston, or kathin parivaar ke sadasyon ko likhnaa kitna lubhaavna ho saktaa he, unhen sankeernatavaadi vyaktitv vikaar kaa ek armcheir nidaan dekar-lekin anpidi kii vaastaviktaa thodi adhik jatil or baarik haikai logon ko ehsaas hua.

2. jab aapako apane jivan main ek kathin sankeernatavaadi mil gaya he, to yah maan lenaa bahut aasaan ho saktaa he ki unka samasyagrast vyavhaar aatm-prem kii ek adhikta se upja he, jab vastav main vipareet sach he;apane braavo ke baavjood, maadak vyaktitv vikaar se peedit log vastav main gaharaai se asurakshit hai.

3. yah vidambnaa he ki narsisus kaa myth- vah kahani jo zyaadaatar logon kii maadak vyaktitv vikaar ke bare main samaj banaati he - port ko apni darpan chhavi main lagaataar ghoorte hue, kyonki vaastavik jivan main, anpidi ko inward ko pratibimbit karne yaa dekhne main asamarthta ke rup main samajhaayaa ja saktaa he..

4. yadi aapke jivan main ek kathin sankeernatavaadi vyaktitv he - yaa kai - aapako is suzav se dur rakhaa ja saktaa he ki aap apane sangharshon ke liye ek peshewar chikitsak ko dekhte hai kyonki aap kisi samasya ke saath nahin hai;lekin anpidi vaale logon ke rup main yah dekhnaa peshewar madad lene yaa khud ko badalane kii bahut sambhaavna nahin he, yah vastav main aapkaa sabase acha vikalp ho saktaa he.

5. yadi aap apane jivan main narseicist ke saath halkon main ja rahe hai or apane baalo ko baahar nikaalane ke liye taiyaar mahasoos kar rahe hai, to aapako yah jaanakar aashcharya ho saktaa he ki sankeernata hameshaa ek buree baat nahin hoti he;vastav main, ham main se kuch vastav main behatar honge yadi hamaare paas ek majboot maadak aaveg hota.</s>
