Write a short, funny speech directed at mattress consumers telling them that they need to check the 'bounceability' of a bed before buying it. They should do so by springing up and down on it, just to make sure it's perfect. The speaker should express a particular distaste for firm beds and memory foam beds that don't bounce. Include a call to action at the end.
system
gadde upabhoktaaon par nirdeshit ek chota, mjedaar bhaashan likhen, jisamen kaha gaya ki unhen kharidne se pehle ek bistar kii 'uchhaalata' kii jaanch karne kii aavashyaktaa he.unhen us par upar or neeche vasant karke aisa karnaa chahie, bas yah sunishchit karne ke liye ki yah ekadam sahi he.spikar ko form bed or memory fom bed ke liye ek vishesh aruchi vyakt kerani chahie jo oochaal nahin he.ant main karrwai karne ke liye ek kol shaamil karen.
user
gaharaai se, ham sabhi jaanate hai ki ek gadde kii sabase mahatvapurn visheshta yah he ki yah kitni acchhee tarah se uchhalati he.bacchon ke rup main, ham ise kaaphi sakhti se pareekshan karte hai, ant main ghanton tak apane bistar par uchhalte hue, bas yah sunishchit karne ke liye ki yah kaary par nirbhar he.aamtaur par, ham santusht hai.vayaskon ke rup main, ham abhi bhi oochaal pareekshan karte hai, ek gadde par dabaate hai or anumodan se sir hilaa dete hai, lekin yah paryaapt nahin he.

haath kaa ek saadhaaran press paryaapt nahin he.aaie hamaari jaruraton ke aadhaar par hamaare upabhokta kharidne kii shakti or dukaan ko hathiyaar banaaen, na ki badi gadde companiyon ne hamen bed ke bare main kya bataaya.hamen gadde kii dukaanon main jane or bistar par oochhaalane kii jarurat he taaki yah sunishchit ho sake ki ve hamaare vasant maanakon tak hai!ye memory fom or tathakthith form bed har jagah ek ghotaalaa or vasant gadde ke liye ek apmaan he.yah sone kaa samay nahin he, log.aaj utho or vasant aaj karrwai!
assistant
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<|user|>
gadde upabhoktaaon par nirdeshit ek chota, mjedaar bhaashan likhen, jisamen kaha gaya ki unhen kharidne se pehle ek bistar kii 'uchhaalata' kii jaanch karne kii aavashyaktaa he.unhen us par upar or neeche vasant karke aisa karnaa chahie, bas yah sunishchit karne ke liye ki yah ekadam sahi he.spikar ko form bed or memory fom bed ke liye ek vishesh aruchi vyakt kerani chahie jo oochaal nahin he.ant main karrwai karne ke liye ek kol shaamil karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
gaharaai se, ham sabhi jaanate hai ki ek gadde kii sabase mahatvapurn visheshta yah he ki yah kitni acchhee tarah se uchhalati he.bacchon ke rup main, ham ise kaaphi sakhti se pareekshan karte hai, ant main ghanton tak apane bistar par uchhalte hue, bas yah sunishchit karne ke liye ki yah kaary par nirbhar he.aamtaur par, ham santusht hai.vayaskon ke rup main, ham abhi bhi oochaal pareekshan karte hai, ek gadde par dabaate hai or anumodan se sir hilaa dete hai, lekin yah paryaapt nahin he.

haath kaa ek saadhaaran press paryaapt nahin he.aaie hamaari jaruraton ke aadhaar par hamaare upabhokta kharidne kii shakti or dukaan ko hathiyaar banaaen, na ki badi gadde companiyon ne hamen bed ke bare main kya bataaya.hamen gadde kii dukaanon main jane or bistar par oochhaalane kii jarurat he taaki yah sunishchit ho sake ki ve hamaare vasant maanakon tak hai!ye memory fom or tathakthith form bed har jagah ek ghotaalaa or vasant gadde ke liye ek apmaan he.yah sone kaa samay nahin he, log.aaj utho or vasant aaj karrwai!</s>
