Write me a short story about a person who's excited to receive a package they ordered online. They should fall down the stairs at some point. End it with them discovering that their package has been stolen. The story should be:
1) from the subject's perspective
2) written as a series of 4 haiku. You can ignore grammatical errors for the sake of the structure of your haiku, as long as the sentence still makes sense.
system
mujhe ek aise vyakti ke bare main ek choti kahani likhen jo ek package praapt karne ke liye utsahit he jo unhone online order kiya tha.unhen kuch bindu par sidhiyon se neeche girnaa chahie.unke saath yah pataa chalata he ki unka package chori ho gaya he.kahani honi chahie:
1) vishay ke drushtikon se
2) 4 hiku kii ek shrinkhalaa ke rup main likhaa gaya he.aap apane hiku kii sanrachana ke liye vyakaranik trutiyon ko andekha kar sakate hai, jab tak ki vaakya abhi bhi samaj main nahin aata he.
user
package aa gaya he
lambey samay se pratikshit, yahan ant main
ek jolly good de

lift kaam nahin kar rahaa he
fitness ke liye acha he, seedhiyaan le lo
koi samasya nahin

kaash, pair phisal gaya
phisalana, phisalana, itnaa dard
main sidhiyon se neeche gir gaya

ant main, neeche jaao
meraa package kahan he?ise kisne liya?
meraa din barbaad ho gaya he
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
mujhe ek aise vyakti ke bare main ek choti kahani likhen jo ek package praapt karne ke liye utsahit he jo unhone online order kiya tha.unhen kuch bindu par sidhiyon se neeche girnaa chahie.unke saath yah pataa chalata he ki unka package chori ho gaya he.kahani honi chahie:
1) vishay ke drushtikon se
2) 4 hiku kii ek shrinkhalaa ke rup main likhaa gaya he.aap apane hiku kii sanrachana ke liye vyakaranik trutiyon ko andekha kar sakate hai, jab tak ki vaakya abhi bhi samaj main nahin aata he.</s>
<|assistant|>
package aa gaya he
lambey samay se pratikshit, yahan ant main
ek jolly good de

lift kaam nahin kar rahaa he
fitness ke liye acha he, seedhiyaan le lo
koi samasya nahin

kaash, pair phisal gaya
phisalana, phisalana, itnaa dard
main sidhiyon se neeche gir gaya

ant main, neeche jaao
meraa package kahan he?ise kisne liya?
meraa din barbaad ho gaya he</s>
