Write a blog post from the perspective of a speedbump who is getting what he thought was a better job, but instead, he ends up with chronic back pain and feels unappreciated. Include a title in quotes that is a pun about the speedbump and his quest for a better life.
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ek speedbamp ke pariprekshya se ek blog post likhen, jo vah soch rahaa he ki vah ek behatar kaam tha, lekin iske bajaay, vah puraani peeth dard ke saath samaapt hota he or aprakashit mahasoos karata he.uddhran main ek sheershak shaamil karen jo speedbamp or behatar jivan ke liye uski khoj ke bare main ek vaakya he.
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"sadak main ek takkar"

kal mere liye kisi bhi din kii tarah ek din hona shuru ho gaya: suraj mujh par dhadak rahaa tha, lambey redwood pedo kaa ek jhund mujhe ghurta tha, or kabhi -kabhi ek bhaaluu yaa ek rekun ko namaste kehane or ek saans lene ke liye ruk jaataa tha.yah vah jivan tha jise main ek rajya park main istemaal kar rahaa tha jo sabhyataa ke kisi bhi sanket se 50 mile dur tha.main hameshaa achche swasthya main tha, sab kuch shantipurna tha, or shaayad hi kabhi mujhe "thakaa hua" mahasoos hua.

maine soochna superhive par apane bahut sakriy doston ke saath sampark karne kaa faisla kiya, or unamem se ek ne mujhe ek asaadhaaran varisht jivit samudaay main naukari ke avasar ke bare main suchit kiya.yah ek "thos" naukari kii peshkash thi, or mujhe ek "uthaanaa" milegaa yadi nivaasiyon ko dhimaa karne ke bare main kisi bhi chetavanee par dhyaan dene main vifal rahaa.maine is shart par is prastaav ko sweekaar kar liya ki mujhe vahaan par ek sawari kii aavashyaktaa hogi or ek chaalak dal ne turant aakar mujhe uthaaya.maine mahasoos kiya or apane aap ko sochaa "lambey samay tak, main badi safalataa kii ore apana rasta bana rahaa hum!"

durbhaagya se, nai naukari ek bure sapane main badal gai he.chaalak dal ne mujhe jameen main patake diya, mere upar blaketop kii ek parat daali, or yah sunishchit kiya ki main aage nahin bad saktaa;koi kah saktaa he ki main "tarred or tethered tha."phir vahaan asangat yatayaat he!in varishton ko lagata he ki ve abhi bhi 18 hai;50 mile prati ghante unki saamaanya gati he, lekin pasadena kii yah ek daadi he jo sirf twarak se apane pair ko dur rakhane ke liye prathit nahin ho sakati he!uski behad atyadhik gati ne ab mujhe lagaataar peeth dard diya he.

maine laaparvaahee ke kaaran varisht samudaay ko adaalat main le jane kaa faisla kiya;maine nyaayadhish ko apana maamla "pich" diya, lekin unhone faisla kiya ki mere paas aaropon ko aage badhaane ke liye ek acha "raal" nahin he.

to yahan main is samudaay main rahata hoon.ab main or bhi dar gaya hum kyonki mere sah-kaaryakarta ke peeche mere sah-kaaryakarta kehete hai ki agle saptaah se shuru hone vaale ek shaflboard toornament he or aas-paas ke sabhi samudaayon ko aamantrit kiya jaataa he!ant main, main apane saathi speedbamps ko salaah de saktaa hum: "in maamalon ko jhooth bolne ke liye mat lo, or sunishchit karen ki aapako koi (eyes) phalt insurance nahin miltaa he."
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ek speedbamp ke pariprekshya se ek blog post likhen, jo vah soch rahaa he ki vah ek behatar kaam tha, lekin iske bajaay, vah puraani peeth dard ke saath samaapt hota he or aprakashit mahasoos karata he.uddhran main ek sheershak shaamil karen jo speedbamp or behatar jivan ke liye uski khoj ke bare main ek vaakya he.</s>
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"sadak main ek takkar"

kal mere liye kisi bhi din kii tarah ek din hona shuru ho gaya: suraj mujh par dhadak rahaa tha, lambey redwood pedo kaa ek jhund mujhe ghurta tha, or kabhi -kabhi ek bhaaluu yaa ek rekun ko namaste kehane or ek saans lene ke liye ruk jaataa tha.yah vah jivan tha jise main ek rajya park main istemaal kar rahaa tha jo sabhyataa ke kisi bhi sanket se 50 mile dur tha.main hameshaa achche swasthya main tha, sab kuch shantipurna tha, or shaayad hi kabhi mujhe "thakaa hua" mahasoos hua.

maine soochna superhive par apane bahut sakriy doston ke saath sampark karne kaa faisla kiya, or unamem se ek ne mujhe ek asaadhaaran varisht jivit samudaay main naukari ke avasar ke bare main suchit kiya.yah ek "thos" naukari kii peshkash thi, or mujhe ek "uthaanaa" milegaa yadi nivaasiyon ko dhimaa karne ke bare main kisi bhi chetavanee par dhyaan dene main vifal rahaa.maine is shart par is prastaav ko sweekaar kar liya ki mujhe vahaan par ek sawari kii aavashyaktaa hogi or ek chaalak dal ne turant aakar mujhe uthaaya.maine mahasoos kiya or apane aap ko sochaa "lambey samay tak, main badi safalataa kii ore apana rasta bana rahaa hum!"

durbhaagya se, nai naukari ek bure sapane main badal gai he.chaalak dal ne mujhe jameen main patake diya, mere upar blaketop kii ek parat daali, or yah sunishchit kiya ki main aage nahin bad saktaa;koi kah saktaa he ki main "tarred or tethered tha."phir vahaan asangat yatayaat he!in varishton ko lagata he ki ve abhi bhi 18 hai;50 mile prati ghante unki saamaanya gati he, lekin pasadena kii yah ek daadi he jo sirf twarak se apane pair ko dur rakhane ke liye prathit nahin ho sakati he!uski behad atyadhik gati ne ab mujhe lagaataar peeth dard diya he.

maine laaparvaahee ke kaaran varisht samudaay ko adaalat main le jane kaa faisla kiya;maine nyaayadhish ko apana maamla "pich" diya, lekin unhone faisla kiya ki mere paas aaropon ko aage badhaane ke liye ek acha "raal" nahin he.

to yahan main is samudaay main rahata hoon.ab main or bhi dar gaya hum kyonki mere sah-kaaryakarta ke peeche mere sah-kaaryakarta kehete hai ki agle saptaah se shuru hone vaale ek shaflboard toornament he or aas-paas ke sabhi samudaayon ko aamantrit kiya jaataa he!ant main, main apane saathi speedbamps ko salaah de saktaa hum: "in maamalon ko jhooth bolne ke liye mat lo, or sunishchit karen ki aapako koi (eyes) phalt insurance nahin miltaa he."</s>
