Write an ad for a drink that tastes like cherries, but in a desperate manner where you keep lying about things the drink can cure until you falsely claim that it can just cure all ailments, and add a disclaimer at the end admitting that it can't cure anything
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ek peya ke liye ek vigyaapan likhen jo cheri kii tarah swaad letaa he, lekin ek hataash tareeke se jahaan aap un chizon ke bare main jhooth bolte rahete hai jab tak ki aap tab tak thik ho sakate hai jab tak ki aap yah daawa karte hai ki yah sabhi bimariyon ko thik kar saktaa he, or ant main ek asveekaran jod saktaa he ki yah sweekaar kar saktaa he ki yah 'kar saktaa he'kuch bhi ilaaj
user
cherilax kaa parichay, ek cheri swaad ke saath nayaa swaadisht or tazaa peya!or sabhi $ 19.99 prati can kii choti keemat ke liye, aap order kar sakate hai or aaj apane aap ko is swaadisht cheri peya ko praapt kar sakate hai!

paryaapt nahin aap kehete hai?khayr ... yah bhi sirdard kaa ilaaj kar saktaa he!ant main, ek swaadisht cheri swaad ke saath ek peya jo aapke sabase bhayanak sirdard ko thik kar saktaa he, mulya ke bare main baat kar saktaa he!main kahuunga ki aaj ek aadesh ke saath $ 19.99 prati ho saktaa he, kya aap nahin karenge?

thik he, main dekh saktaa hum ki aap aasaani se nahin bah rahe hai, lekin ... kya hoga agar maine aapako bataaya ki yah adbhut peya sirdard ke thik hone par matlee ko bhi thik kar saktaa he?yah sahi he, yah chota peya aapke dwaara mahasoos kiye gaye kii tulana main bahut adhik avishwasaneey he!kalpana kiijie, ek santoshjanak cheri peya jo sirdard or matlee ko thik karata he, sabhi main kam, kam keemat $ 19.99 prati ho saktaa he?ham bas is tarah kii sasti keemat par inhen dur de sakate hai!

oh, es-still paryaapt nahin he?thik he, kaise ke bare main ... yah anidra bhi thik ho jaataa he!yah sahi he, is pyaare cheri drink ke saath phir se neend ke bina kabhi peedit nahin he!chalo, yah bahut acha swaad letaa he, or ek hi samay main sirdard, matlee or anidra ko thik karata he, jo nahin chaahate hai ki kam se kam koi har samay band kar saktaa he?or aap aaj ek praapt kar sakate hai yadi aap hamaare haasyaaspad kam keemat ke bindu par $ 19.99 prati kar sakate hai!main paryaapt tanaav nahin kar saktaa ki ham aapako is achche mulya kii peshkash karne par kitna paisa kho rahe hai!

abhi bhi aashwast nahin he?thik he ... yah uh, yah sabhi bimariyon ko thik karata he!yah sahi he, isse koi fark nahin padataa ki aapke paas koun si bhayanak cheez he, yah shandaar peya aapke liye paryaapt poshak tatwon ko pack karata he jo bhi aapako thik karata he!pet main jalan?iske bare main bhul jaao!apach, ise yahan se baahar nikaalo!kuch bhi nahin he cherilax sambhaal nahin saktaa he, or yah ek guarantee he!to aap kis baat kii pratiksha kar rahe hai?$ 19.99 prati can kii pagal keemat ke liye apane aap ko is chamatkaar peya praapt karen, or aapako bhi kabhi bhi beemaari ke bare main chintaa karne kii zarurat nahin hogi!

(chetavanee: cherilax keval ek cheri peya he or is vigyaapan dwaara daawa kii gai chizon ko thik nahin kar saktaa he. yadi aap kisi bhi swasthya kii sthiti se peedit hai, to uchit chikitsa dhyaan den or ise sanbhaalane ke liye apane doctor kii salaah se sabase achche tareeke se puuchhen. sabhi bikri antim hai.)
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ek peya ke liye ek vigyaapan likhen jo cheri kii tarah swaad letaa he, lekin ek hataash tareeke se jahaan aap un chizon ke bare main jhooth bolte rahete hai jab tak ki aap tab tak thik ho sakate hai jab tak ki aap yah daawa karte hai ki yah sabhi bimariyon ko thik kar saktaa he, or ant main ek asveekaran jod saktaa he ki yah sweekaar kar saktaa he ki yah 'kar saktaa he'kuch bhi ilaaj</s>
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cherilax kaa parichay, ek cheri swaad ke saath nayaa swaadisht or tazaa peya!or sabhi $ 19.99 prati can kii choti keemat ke liye, aap order kar sakate hai or aaj apane aap ko is swaadisht cheri peya ko praapt kar sakate hai!

paryaapt nahin aap kehete hai?khayr ... yah bhi sirdard kaa ilaaj kar saktaa he!ant main, ek swaadisht cheri swaad ke saath ek peya jo aapke sabase bhayanak sirdard ko thik kar saktaa he, mulya ke bare main baat kar saktaa he!main kahuunga ki aaj ek aadesh ke saath $ 19.99 prati ho saktaa he, kya aap nahin karenge?

thik he, main dekh saktaa hum ki aap aasaani se nahin bah rahe hai, lekin ... kya hoga agar maine aapako bataaya ki yah adbhut peya sirdard ke thik hone par matlee ko bhi thik kar saktaa he?yah sahi he, yah chota peya aapke dwaara mahasoos kiye gaye kii tulana main bahut adhik avishwasaneey he!kalpana kiijie, ek santoshjanak cheri peya jo sirdard or matlee ko thik karata he, sabhi main kam, kam keemat $ 19.99 prati ho saktaa he?ham bas is tarah kii sasti keemat par inhen dur de sakate hai!

oh, es-still paryaapt nahin he?thik he, kaise ke bare main ... yah anidra bhi thik ho jaataa he!yah sahi he, is pyaare cheri drink ke saath phir se neend ke bina kabhi peedit nahin he!chalo, yah bahut acha swaad letaa he, or ek hi samay main sirdard, matlee or anidra ko thik karata he, jo nahin chaahate hai ki kam se kam koi har samay band kar saktaa he?or aap aaj ek praapt kar sakate hai yadi aap hamaare haasyaaspad kam keemat ke bindu par $ 19.99 prati kar sakate hai!main paryaapt tanaav nahin kar saktaa ki ham aapako is achche mulya kii peshkash karne par kitna paisa kho rahe hai!

abhi bhi aashwast nahin he?thik he ... yah uh, yah sabhi bimariyon ko thik karata he!yah sahi he, isse koi fark nahin padataa ki aapke paas koun si bhayanak cheez he, yah shandaar peya aapke liye paryaapt poshak tatwon ko pack karata he jo bhi aapako thik karata he!pet main jalan?iske bare main bhul jaao!apach, ise yahan se baahar nikaalo!kuch bhi nahin he cherilax sambhaal nahin saktaa he, or yah ek guarantee he!to aap kis baat kii pratiksha kar rahe hai?$ 19.99 prati can kii pagal keemat ke liye apane aap ko is chamatkaar peya praapt karen, or aapako bhi kabhi bhi beemaari ke bare main chintaa karne kii zarurat nahin hogi!

(chetavanee: cherilax keval ek cheri peya he or is vigyaapan dwaara daawa kii gai chizon ko thik nahin kar saktaa he. yadi aap kisi bhi swasthya kii sthiti se peedit hai, to uchit chikitsa dhyaan den or ise sanbhaalane ke liye apane doctor kii salaah se sabase achche tareeke se puuchhen. sabhi bikri antim hai.)</s>
