Write a newspaper article as if you are a reporter covering the landing of a spaceship on the White House lawn. Write four paragraphs and keep the article odd and unusual."
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ek samachar patr lekh likhen jaise ki aap white house lon par ek spesship kii landing ko cover karne vaale ek reporter hai.chaar paragraph likhen or lekh ko ajeeb or asaamaanya rakhen. ”
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washington - ek vibhajit congress ne mangalvaar ko desh kii dakshini seemaa main avaidh avrajan par bahes kii, ek videshi antariksh yaan white house ke lon par jahaaj se judaa ek binar ke saath utraa, jisamen kaha gaya tha ki "shanti, yuddh nahin!"

do aliens turant shilp se nikle or homeland security agenton dwaara badhai di gayi jinhone aliens se poocha ki kya unke paas green card he.aliens, lambey sir vaale 7-foot oonche hisse main koi andeh nahin he ki baari dimag ko pareshaan kiya gaya tha, turant hiraasat main le liya gaya or unke antim nirvaasan ke liye ek holding suvidha main le jaaya gaya.

republican ne democrate or unki khuli seemaa nitiyon par interstailor aagantukon ko doshi tehraaya.democrates ne aliens health care insurance or section 8 houseing ke liye vauchar dene ke liye matdaan kiya.fox news ne aliens ke aatankwaadiyon ko bulaayaa.antariksh yaan ko hataane ke liye ek to trek ko bulaayaa gaya tha, lekin ek bal kshetra ne shramikon ko ek flatsbed trek par vaahan rakhane se roak diya.

raashtrapati ne ek rashtriya prasaaran main kaha, "hamen duusare grah ke praaniyon dwaara daura kiya gaya he.""mere saathi deshvasi, antariksh yaan main shoot nahin karte hai kyonki ve overhead paas karte hai, anya aliens kaa daura karnaa chahie. aap apane ghar ke liye ek apratyaashit aagatuk par shoot nahin karenge? main in tippaniyon main texas ko baahar karata hum."
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ek samachar patr lekh likhen jaise ki aap white house lon par ek spesship kii landing ko cover karne vaale ek reporter hai.chaar paragraph likhen or lekh ko ajeeb or asaamaanya rakhen. ”</s>
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washington - ek vibhajit congress ne mangalvaar ko desh kii dakshini seemaa main avaidh avrajan par bahes kii, ek videshi antariksh yaan white house ke lon par jahaaj se judaa ek binar ke saath utraa, jisamen kaha gaya tha ki "shanti, yuddh nahin!"

do aliens turant shilp se nikle or homeland security agenton dwaara badhai di gayi jinhone aliens se poocha ki kya unke paas green card he.aliens, lambey sir vaale 7-foot oonche hisse main koi andeh nahin he ki baari dimag ko pareshaan kiya gaya tha, turant hiraasat main le liya gaya or unke antim nirvaasan ke liye ek holding suvidha main le jaaya gaya.

republican ne democrate or unki khuli seemaa nitiyon par interstailor aagantukon ko doshi tehraaya.democrates ne aliens health care insurance or section 8 houseing ke liye vauchar dene ke liye matdaan kiya.fox news ne aliens ke aatankwaadiyon ko bulaayaa.antariksh yaan ko hataane ke liye ek to trek ko bulaayaa gaya tha, lekin ek bal kshetra ne shramikon ko ek flatsbed trek par vaahan rakhane se roak diya.

raashtrapati ne ek rashtriya prasaaran main kaha, "hamen duusare grah ke praaniyon dwaara daura kiya gaya he.""mere saathi deshvasi, antariksh yaan main shoot nahin karte hai kyonki ve overhead paas karte hai, anya aliens kaa daura karnaa chahie. aap apane ghar ke liye ek apratyaashit aagatuk par shoot nahin karenge? main in tippaniyon main texas ko baahar karata hum."</s>
