Write a news article introduction with the title, "The Secrets SEO of Cats: What They Don't Want You to Know." Frame the story as a cat conspiracy.
system
sheershak ke saath ek samachar lekh parichay likhen, "da sicrates esaio of kats: whot ve dont waant you waant you tu jaananaa."ek billi kii sajeesh ke rup main kahani ko frem karen.
user
ve kehete hai ki aap yaa to ek kute vyakti hai yaa ek billi vyakti hai.haalanki, internet kii madad ke liye dhanyavad, billiyaan zyaadaatar logon kaa dhyaan aakarshith kar rahi hai.internet ke kisi bhi paaltu manch yaa mjedaar GIF anubhag par ek nazar daalen or aap dekhenge ki yah sach he.billiyon kii web upasthiti he ki neuyork main sabase adhik bhugtan kiye gaye vipanan form keval sapane dekh sakate hai.ve yah kaise karte hai?kaise billiyon ne net par lagbhag har jagah dhyaan kaa centre banane kaa prabandhan kiya?isse bhi mahatvapurn baat, ve aisa kyon karte hai?kya unke paas ek master plan he?unka lakshya kya he?yah billi kaa baccha cabel kitna gaharaa chalata he?hamane shodh kiya he or neeche aapke dekhne ke anand ke liye saboot sankalit kiye hai.hameshaa kii tarah, tathy hamaare hai, lekin sachai aapaki he.
assistant
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sheershak ke saath ek samachar lekh parichay likhen, "da sicrates esaio of kats: whot ve dont waant you waant you tu jaananaa."ek billi kii sajeesh ke rup main kahani ko frem karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
ve kehete hai ki aap yaa to ek kute vyakti hai yaa ek billi vyakti hai.haalanki, internet kii madad ke liye dhanyavad, billiyaan zyaadaatar logon kaa dhyaan aakarshith kar rahi hai.internet ke kisi bhi paaltu manch yaa mjedaar GIF anubhag par ek nazar daalen or aap dekhenge ki yah sach he.billiyon kii web upasthiti he ki neuyork main sabase adhik bhugtan kiye gaye vipanan form keval sapane dekh sakate hai.ve yah kaise karte hai?kaise billiyon ne net par lagbhag har jagah dhyaan kaa centre banane kaa prabandhan kiya?isse bhi mahatvapurn baat, ve aisa kyon karte hai?kya unke paas ek master plan he?unka lakshya kya he?yah billi kaa baccha cabel kitna gaharaa chalata he?hamane shodh kiya he or neeche aapke dekhne ke anand ke liye saboot sankalit kiye hai.hameshaa kii tarah, tathy hamaare hai, lekin sachai aapaki he.</s>
