Write a silly letter from an old lady to her daughter talking about the things happening in her neighborhood.  Mention a lawn decoration, two neighbors, somebody's pet, and a food item. do not use more than 300 words. 
system
ek budhi aurat se uski beti se ek moorkhtapurna patr likhen jo uske pados main ho rahi chizon ke bare main baat kar rahaa he.ek lon sajaavat, do padosiyon, kisi ke paaltu jaanavar or ek khaadya padaarth kaa ullekh karen.300 se adhik shabdon kaa upyog na karen.
user
meri sabase pyaari beti,
mujhe ummid he ki yah patr aapako haath main ek cap garm chaay ke saath acchhee tarah se milegaa.oh meri achchhai, aap vishwaas nahin karenge ki hamaare chote pados main kya ho rahaa he!

sabase pehle, hamaare padosi shrimati jonsin kii billi, sharaabi, phir se ek ped main funs gai!hamen neeche jane ke liye agnishman vibhaag ko phone karnaa tha.chintaa mat karo, vah ab surakshit he, lekin vah puure adhyadesh ke baad kaaphi sharminda lag rahi thi.mujhe lagata he ki use ab ped ke khilaaf thodaa shikaayat ho gai he.

or phir, aap is par vishwaas nahin karenge, lekin mistar thompsan ke yard se bageeche ke gnoms laapata ho gaye!ham sabhi ne sochaa ki yah ek sharaarat he, lekin kisi ne bhi kabool nahin kiya he.afvaah yah he ki unhen aakhri baar talab kii ore dekha gaya tha, lekin ham nishchit rup se nahin jaanate hai.shaayad ve sirf thodi chuttee par gaye the?

lekin ruko, or bhi he!sthaneey theatre samooh agle saptaah park main shakespeare ke "e midsmar nits dream" ke utpaadan par daal rahaa he.main tatiyana kii bhoomika ke liye audishan ke bare main soch rahaa hum.maine suna he ki costum diziner bhoomika ke liye ek shandaar pari poshaak bana rahaa he!

oh, or kya maine ullekh kiya he ki nayaa icecream parlor bas sadak ke neeche kholaa gaya he?unke paas sabase adbhut swaad hai.mujhe lavendar shahad or gulab kii pankhudi kaa swaad pasand he, lekin main yah tay nahin kar saktaa ki koun sa meraa pasandida he.

vaise bhi, yah ab ke liye sabhi utsaah he.mujhe ummid he ki yah patr aapke din ke liye thodaa anand laata he.apane vitamin lene or garm rahane ke liye yaad rakhen.main aapako yaad karata hum or aapke naveenatam karnaamon ke bare main sunne ke liye intjaar nahin kar saktaa.

pyaar or gale ke saath,
aapaki pagal budhi maan
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ek budhi aurat se uski beti se ek moorkhtapurna patr likhen jo uske pados main ho rahi chizon ke bare main baat kar rahaa he.ek lon sajaavat, do padosiyon, kisi ke paaltu jaanavar or ek khaadya padaarth kaa ullekh karen.300 se adhik shabdon kaa upyog na karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
meri sabase pyaari beti,
mujhe ummid he ki yah patr aapako haath main ek cap garm chaay ke saath acchhee tarah se milegaa.oh meri achchhai, aap vishwaas nahin karenge ki hamaare chote pados main kya ho rahaa he!

sabase pehle, hamaare padosi shrimati jonsin kii billi, sharaabi, phir se ek ped main funs gai!hamen neeche jane ke liye agnishman vibhaag ko phone karnaa tha.chintaa mat karo, vah ab surakshit he, lekin vah puure adhyadesh ke baad kaaphi sharminda lag rahi thi.mujhe lagata he ki use ab ped ke khilaaf thodaa shikaayat ho gai he.

or phir, aap is par vishwaas nahin karenge, lekin mistar thompsan ke yard se bageeche ke gnoms laapata ho gaye!ham sabhi ne sochaa ki yah ek sharaarat he, lekin kisi ne bhi kabool nahin kiya he.afvaah yah he ki unhen aakhri baar talab kii ore dekha gaya tha, lekin ham nishchit rup se nahin jaanate hai.shaayad ve sirf thodi chuttee par gaye the?

lekin ruko, or bhi he!sthaneey theatre samooh agle saptaah park main shakespeare ke "e midsmar nits dream" ke utpaadan par daal rahaa he.main tatiyana kii bhoomika ke liye audishan ke bare main soch rahaa hum.maine suna he ki costum diziner bhoomika ke liye ek shandaar pari poshaak bana rahaa he!

oh, or kya maine ullekh kiya he ki nayaa icecream parlor bas sadak ke neeche kholaa gaya he?unke paas sabase adbhut swaad hai.mujhe lavendar shahad or gulab kii pankhudi kaa swaad pasand he, lekin main yah tay nahin kar saktaa ki koun sa meraa pasandida he.

vaise bhi, yah ab ke liye sabhi utsaah he.mujhe ummid he ki yah patr aapke din ke liye thodaa anand laata he.apane vitamin lene or garm rahane ke liye yaad rakhen.main aapako yaad karata hum or aapke naveenatam karnaamon ke bare main sunne ke liye intjaar nahin kar saktaa.

pyaar or gale ke saath,
aapaki pagal budhi maan</s>
