Rewrite this post, but so that a 3rd grader could understand it.

I prefer big phones.

Despite the circlejerk around these parts wanting smaller phones. I am a big phone lover.

I want a phone so big that if it slips from my hand instead of going inside the toilet it doesn't fall inside but instead lands on the toilet seat.

I want a phone so big that when it falls on my face I go to sleep

I'm talking over 8 inches.

Phones have completely changed man. Some people fit a Nexus 7 in their pockets. Nowadays the biggest we can get is either foldable or a 2018 phone.

Like there are phones made bigger with bigger footprints but since there were heavy on the bezels they weren't that much bigger.

Surely I'm not the only one who wants a gigantic phone with a gigantic battery.
system
is post ko phir se likhen, lekin taaki ek 3 greader ise samaj sake.

main bade phone pasand karata hum.

in bhaagon ke chaaron ore sarkalajerk ke baavjood chote phone chaahate hai.main ek bada phone premi hum.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki agar yah shauchalay ke andar jane ke bajaay mere haath se phisal jaataa he to yah andar nahin girtaa he, balki shauchalay kii seat par jameen par he.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki jab yah mere chehre par girtaa he to main so jaataa hum

main 8 inch se adhik baat kar rahaa hum.

phone ne puri tarah se aadmi ko badal diya he.kuch log apni jeb main ek nexs 7 feet karte hai.aajkal hamen sabase bada mil saktaa he yaa to foldable yaa 2018 kaa phone he.

jaise vahaan phone bade pairon ke nishaan ke saath bade hai, lekin chunki bezels par baari the, isliye ve itane bade nahin the.

nishchit rup se main akelaa nahin hum jo ek vishaal bydaree ke saath ek vishaal phone chahta he.
user
yahan ek 3 greader ke liye post kaa ek sambhavit punarlekhan he:

mujhe bade phone bahut pasand hai.

kuch log chote phone chaahate hai.lekin main nahin karata.mujhe ek bada phone chahie.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki vah shauchalay main nahin gir sake.yah keval shauchalay kii seat par baith saktaa he.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki jab yah mere chehre par girtaa he to yah mujhe neend main aata he.

mujhe 8 inch se bada phone chahie.

phone ab alag hai.kuch log apni jeb main ek badi tablet daal sakate hai.lekin ab ham bahut bade phone nahin kar sakate.keval phone jo mode yaa puraane phone kar sakate hai.

kuch phone bade dikhte hai lekin ve nahin hai.unke paas screen ke aasapaas bahut adhik jagah he.

mujhe aashaa he ki main keval ek hi vyakti nahin hum jo ek vishaal bydaree ke saath ek bada phone chahta he.
assistant
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<|user|>
is post ko phir se likhen, lekin taaki ek 3 greader ise samaj sake.

main bade phone pasand karata hum.

in bhaagon ke chaaron ore sarkalajerk ke baavjood chote phone chaahate hai.main ek bada phone premi hum.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki agar yah shauchalay ke andar jane ke bajaay mere haath se phisal jaataa he to yah andar nahin girtaa he, balki shauchalay kii seat par jameen par he.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki jab yah mere chehre par girtaa he to main so jaataa hum

main 8 inch se adhik baat kar rahaa hum.

phone ne puri tarah se aadmi ko badal diya he.kuch log apni jeb main ek nexs 7 feet karte hai.aajkal hamen sabase bada mil saktaa he yaa to foldable yaa 2018 kaa phone he.

jaise vahaan phone bade pairon ke nishaan ke saath bade hai, lekin chunki bezels par baari the, isliye ve itane bade nahin the.

nishchit rup se main akelaa nahin hum jo ek vishaal bydaree ke saath ek vishaal phone chahta he.</s>
<|assistant|>
yahan ek 3 greader ke liye post kaa ek sambhavit punarlekhan he:

mujhe bade phone bahut pasand hai.

kuch log chote phone chaahate hai.lekin main nahin karata.mujhe ek bada phone chahie.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki vah shauchalay main nahin gir sake.yah keval shauchalay kii seat par baith saktaa he.

main ek phone itnaa bada chahta hum ki jab yah mere chehre par girtaa he to yah mujhe neend main aata he.

mujhe 8 inch se bada phone chahie.

phone ab alag hai.kuch log apni jeb main ek badi tablet daal sakate hai.lekin ab ham bahut bade phone nahin kar sakate.keval phone jo mode yaa puraane phone kar sakate hai.

kuch phone bade dikhte hai lekin ve nahin hai.unke paas screen ke aasapaas bahut adhik jagah he.

mujhe aashaa he ki main keval ek hi vyakti nahin hum jo ek vishaal bydaree ke saath ek bada phone chahta he.</s>
