Make a numbered list of the three top-selling products on Amazon. I'd like you to please provide a description of each item that is bizarre and completely fabricated, in one sentence.
system
amejan par teen sheersh-bikne vaale utpaadon kii ek sankhya kii suchi banaaen.main chaahunga ki aap prayek item kaa vivaran pradaan karen jo ki vicitra he or ek vaakya main puri tarah se gadha gaya he.
user
1. Crocs unicex vayask clasik clogs.puranic clog, ab swiss paneer se bana he.
2. gilden mens kru tii-shart.ucch gunvattta vaale ghode kaa maance, aapke aaraam ke liye starit.
3. loom purushon ke coolzone boxr shorts kaa fal.apane sabhi aath pairon ke liye saans kii jaali.
assistant
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<|user|>
amejan par teen sheersh-bikne vaale utpaadon kii ek sankhya kii suchi banaaen.main chaahunga ki aap prayek item kaa vivaran pradaan karen jo ki vicitra he or ek vaakya main puri tarah se gadha gaya he.</s>
<|assistant|>
1. Crocs unicex vayask clasik clogs.puranic clog, ab swiss paneer se bana he.
2. gilden mens kru tii-shart.ucch gunvattta vaale ghode kaa maance, aapke aaraam ke liye starit.
3. loom purushon ke coolzone boxr shorts kaa fal.apane sabhi aath pairon ke liye saans kii jaali.</s>
