Write a dialogue between a police detective interviewing the wolf from the three little pigs. Make it humorous with an unexpected perspective on the story.
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teen chote siiron se bhediya kaa saakshaatkaar karne vaale ek police jasoos ke bich ek samvaad likhen.kahani par ek apratyaashit pariprekshya ke saath ise vinodi banaaen.
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police jasoos: shri woolf, kya aap samajhate hai ki aap yahaan kyon hai?
bhediya: mujhe koi pataa nahin he, jasoos.main apni rasoi main tha jab aapke adhikariyon ne kaha ki mujhe unke saath aane kii jarurat he.kisi ne mujhe kuch bhi nahin bataaya!
police detective: thik he, mistar woolf, aapako pigvile main do nivaason ke saamne ke daravaaje par dekha or suna gaya.
woolf: pounding ek atishyokti he.main dastak de rahaa tha.mujhe ek anda udhaar lene kii jarurat thi.
police jasoos: mujhe kshamaa karen, ek anda?
woolf: haa, main bek kar rahaa tha or bhaag gaya.
police jasoos: aapako suna gaya tha ki aap unhen "unke ghar ko uda denge."visphotakon kii talash ke liye hamaare paas abhi aapke ghar par adhikari hai.agar aap mujhe bataaen ki ve kahaan hai to chijen aapke liye bahut behatar hongi.
bhediya: gambhirtha se, yaar?yah ek vyanjana he.main sachmuch unke ghar ko udaane nahin ja rahaa hoon!
police jasoos: echem.phir, bees minute baad, aapako tisare nivas kii chat par chadhate dekha gaya.
bhediya: kya?nahin dekho, mujhe vastav main ek andey kii jarurat thi.maine saamne ke daravaaje kii koshish kii.jab kisi ne jawaab nahin diya, to main peeche ke daravaaje se kol karne ke liye chaaron ore chalaa gaya - main aksar siiron par khatm ho jaataa hum 'or agar ve rasoi main hai to ve saamne ke daravaaje ko nahin sunate hai.tab maine dekha ki unke gater us hawa ke tufaan se pattiyon ke saath avaruddh ho gaye the jo hamaare paas kal the or boar nahin chadh sakate, isliye mujhe laga ki main unhen jaldi se baahar kar duungaa.
police jasoos: aap unke gater ko saaf kar rahe the?
bhediya: haan.
police jasoos: or chimney?
bhediya: thik he, jab main vahaan gaya to main kuch khaanaa pakaane kii soongh saktaa tha.mujhe nahin pataa ki ve kya khaanaa bana rahe the, lekin, mimi, yaar, yah divya soonghta tha!
police jasoos: to aap chimney par chadh gaye?
bhediya: nahin!main behatar gandh ke liye jhuk gaya.phir main gater khatm karata hum or neeche chadh gaya.mujhe puraani shrimati bakrii se do gharon se ek anda mila or ghar chalaa gaya.agali baat mujhe pataa he ki aapke gunde mere daravaaje par hathaudaa maar rahe hai.
police jasoos: ye boar, aap kehete hai ki ve dost hai?
bhediya: haan!ham ek saath uni gaye or sabhi paanch saal pehle is pados main chale gaye.kisi se pucho.
police jasoos: oh, ham karenge, shri woolf, ham karenge.abhi mujhe aapse aapaki zarurat he.
bhediya: main ja saktaa hoon?
police jasoos: abhi ke liye.mere paas meraa ek adhikari aapako ghar le jaaoongaa.shahar mat chodo.
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teen chote siiron se bhediya kaa saakshaatkaar karne vaale ek police jasoos ke bich ek samvaad likhen.kahani par ek apratyaashit pariprekshya ke saath ise vinodi banaaen.</s>
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police jasoos: shri woolf, kya aap samajhate hai ki aap yahaan kyon hai?
bhediya: mujhe koi pataa nahin he, jasoos.main apni rasoi main tha jab aapke adhikariyon ne kaha ki mujhe unke saath aane kii jarurat he.kisi ne mujhe kuch bhi nahin bataaya!
police detective: thik he, mistar woolf, aapako pigvile main do nivaason ke saamne ke daravaaje par dekha or suna gaya.
woolf: pounding ek atishyokti he.main dastak de rahaa tha.mujhe ek anda udhaar lene kii jarurat thi.
police jasoos: mujhe kshamaa karen, ek anda?
woolf: haa, main bek kar rahaa tha or bhaag gaya.
police jasoos: aapako suna gaya tha ki aap unhen "unke ghar ko uda denge."visphotakon kii talash ke liye hamaare paas abhi aapke ghar par adhikari hai.agar aap mujhe bataaen ki ve kahaan hai to chijen aapke liye bahut behatar hongi.
bhediya: gambhirtha se, yaar?yah ek vyanjana he.main sachmuch unke ghar ko udaane nahin ja rahaa hoon!
police jasoos: echem.phir, bees minute baad, aapako tisare nivas kii chat par chadhate dekha gaya.
bhediya: kya?nahin dekho, mujhe vastav main ek andey kii jarurat thi.maine saamne ke daravaaje kii koshish kii.jab kisi ne jawaab nahin diya, to main peeche ke daravaaje se kol karne ke liye chaaron ore chalaa gaya - main aksar siiron par khatm ho jaataa hum 'or agar ve rasoi main hai to ve saamne ke daravaaje ko nahin sunate hai.tab maine dekha ki unke gater us hawa ke tufaan se pattiyon ke saath avaruddh ho gaye the jo hamaare paas kal the or boar nahin chadh sakate, isliye mujhe laga ki main unhen jaldi se baahar kar duungaa.
police jasoos: aap unke gater ko saaf kar rahe the?
bhediya: haan.
police jasoos: or chimney?
bhediya: thik he, jab main vahaan gaya to main kuch khaanaa pakaane kii soongh saktaa tha.mujhe nahin pataa ki ve kya khaanaa bana rahe the, lekin, mimi, yaar, yah divya soonghta tha!
police jasoos: to aap chimney par chadh gaye?
bhediya: nahin!main behatar gandh ke liye jhuk gaya.phir main gater khatm karata hum or neeche chadh gaya.mujhe puraani shrimati bakrii se do gharon se ek anda mila or ghar chalaa gaya.agali baat mujhe pataa he ki aapke gunde mere daravaaje par hathaudaa maar rahe hai.
police jasoos: ye boar, aap kehete hai ki ve dost hai?
bhediya: haan!ham ek saath uni gaye or sabhi paanch saal pehle is pados main chale gaye.kisi se pucho.
police jasoos: oh, ham karenge, shri woolf, ham karenge.abhi mujhe aapse aapaki zarurat he.
bhediya: main ja saktaa hoon?
police jasoos: abhi ke liye.mere paas meraa ek adhikari aapako ghar le jaaoongaa.shahar mat chodo.</s>
