Write a ridiculous and unrealistic transcript of an advertisement for a luxurious vacation in the Sahara desert.  Keep it around 300 words
system
sahaara registan main ek shandaar chuttee ke liye ek vigyaapan kii ek haasyaaspad or avastavik pratilekh likhen.ise 300 shabdon ke aasapaas rakhen
user
kya aap apane ausat, ran-of-da-mil kii chhuttiyon se thak gaye hai?kya aap romaanch or utsaah ko tarasate hai?sahaara registan se aage nahin dekho!yah sahi he, yah vishaal, shushk vistaar thrill-chaahane waalon or lakjri premiyon ke liye samaan rup se antim gantavy he.
pehali chijen pehle, prakaash packing ke bare main bhul jaao.ham registan main puri tarah se chamakate hue baat kar rahe hai, isliye apni bhavy jivan style ke sabhi traping laaen.diziner kapade, hai-and gagetts or mahange gahane sabhi hai.apane vyaktigat shef or nijee maalish karne ke liye mat bhoolanaa!
aagaman par, aap apane bhavy tamboo main ek oont-khinchi gai gaadi main fusfusaayenge.haan, tamboo.lekin sirf koi tamboo nahin.ham ek paanch sitara, vaataanukoolit nachlistaan ke bare main baat kar rahe hai, jo ek raja-aakaar ke bistar, aaleeshaan kaaleen or ek nijee pool ke saath puraa hota he.aap kabhi nahin chhodana chahenge.
lekin jab aap apane niptaan main antaheen gatividhiyaan hon to aap kyon chaahate hai?tibba ke upar ek garm hawa ke gubaare kii sawari karen yaa khadi dhalaanon ke neeche sandbording karen.adhik aaraam kaa anubhav chaahate hai?kaise ek oont safari yaa suryaast yoga ke bare main?sambhaavnaaen anant hai.
jab bhojan kii baat aati he, to laad pyaar karne ke liye taiyaar rahen.aapkaa vyaktigat shef dainik rup se udaae gaye behtareen avyavon kaa upyog karke petu bhojan ko kodaa maar degaa.or keval sheersh-shelf sharaab or durlabh wine ke saath stock kiye gaye khule baar ko mat bhoolanaa.
lekin ruko, or bhi he!aap ek shandaar spa upachaar main bhi lipt ho sakate hai, jabaki sabhi ascharyajanak sahaaran paridrishy se ghire hai.facial se lekar maalish tak, aapako roylty kii tarah vyavhaar kiya jayega.
to jab aap antim lakjri or romaanch kaa anubhav kar sakate hai or ek shaikh kii tarah rahane ke liye taiyaar ho sakate hai, to ek ubaau samudr tat kii chuttee ke liye samjhauta kyon karen?
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sahaara registan main ek shandaar chuttee ke liye ek vigyaapan kii ek haasyaaspad or avastavik pratilekh likhen.ise 300 shabdon ke aasapaas rakhen</s>
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kya aap apane ausat, ran-of-da-mil kii chhuttiyon se thak gaye hai?kya aap romaanch or utsaah ko tarasate hai?sahaara registan se aage nahin dekho!yah sahi he, yah vishaal, shushk vistaar thrill-chaahane waalon or lakjri premiyon ke liye samaan rup se antim gantavy he.
pehali chijen pehle, prakaash packing ke bare main bhul jaao.ham registan main puri tarah se chamakate hue baat kar rahe hai, isliye apni bhavy jivan style ke sabhi traping laaen.diziner kapade, hai-and gagetts or mahange gahane sabhi hai.apane vyaktigat shef or nijee maalish karne ke liye mat bhoolanaa!
aagaman par, aap apane bhavy tamboo main ek oont-khinchi gai gaadi main fusfusaayenge.haan, tamboo.lekin sirf koi tamboo nahin.ham ek paanch sitara, vaataanukoolit nachlistaan ke bare main baat kar rahe hai, jo ek raja-aakaar ke bistar, aaleeshaan kaaleen or ek nijee pool ke saath puraa hota he.aap kabhi nahin chhodana chahenge.
lekin jab aap apane niptaan main antaheen gatividhiyaan hon to aap kyon chaahate hai?tibba ke upar ek garm hawa ke gubaare kii sawari karen yaa khadi dhalaanon ke neeche sandbording karen.adhik aaraam kaa anubhav chaahate hai?kaise ek oont safari yaa suryaast yoga ke bare main?sambhaavnaaen anant hai.
jab bhojan kii baat aati he, to laad pyaar karne ke liye taiyaar rahen.aapkaa vyaktigat shef dainik rup se udaae gaye behtareen avyavon kaa upyog karke petu bhojan ko kodaa maar degaa.or keval sheersh-shelf sharaab or durlabh wine ke saath stock kiye gaye khule baar ko mat bhoolanaa.
lekin ruko, or bhi he!aap ek shandaar spa upachaar main bhi lipt ho sakate hai, jabaki sabhi ascharyajanak sahaaran paridrishy se ghire hai.facial se lekar maalish tak, aapako roylty kii tarah vyavhaar kiya jayega.
to jab aap antim lakjri or romaanch kaa anubhav kar sakate hai or ek shaikh kii tarah rahane ke liye taiyaar ho sakate hai, to ek ubaau samudr tat kii chuttee ke liye samjhauta kyon karen?</s>
