My wife is cooking in the kitchen. She's talking to me. Compose an expressionist stream of consciousness conversation about lasagna, a printer, and her mom. 
system
meri patni rasoi main khaanaa bana rahi he.vah mujhase baat kar rahi he.Lasagna, ek printer or uski maan ke bare main chetana vaartalap kii ek abhivyaktivaadee dhara kii rachana karen.
user
"mujhe ek lager printer chahie," usne kaha."main printer chalaane ke liye sabase kushal or sasta chahta hum."

"main nahin chaahati," usne kaha, "har baar jab main kuch print karnaa chahta hum to syaahi main chalis dollar kaa bhugtan karne ke liye."

"kuch saste second hai," maine kaha.

"mujhe kuch secondhand nahin chahie. mujhe kuch acha chahie."

"haan," main kahata hum, "ek printer ek sundar kor shikshak upkaran he."

"or ek lamineter," vah kahati hai.

vah pyaari he or ek hare rang kii poshaak main gumti he kyonki vah mere liye lasagna bana rahi he.

achaanak vah gaharaai se saans le rahi he.

"kya baat kya baat?"

"yah meri maan he. vah sirf ek sir kii chot thi. vah kabhi -kabhi pagal saamaan kahati he."

"oh?"

"thik he," usne kaha, "aap jaanate hai, ki vah un logon ke saath dosti karnaa pasand karti he jo uske neeche hai.

"yah junglee he."

"'main kam bhaagyashaalee rahaa hoon, maine ek police vaale se shaadi kar lee he."usne kaha. 'danta chikitsak paise nahin banaate hai.' '

"uh, kya achchhai he."

"haan."

"bas apni gahari saansen le lo."
vah karti he.vah phir se rasoi ke chaaron ore gum rahi he.

"meraa mozerela paneer kahan he?"vah puuchhati he.vah nuskhaa kii salaah detii he, paneer ke bag main haath se jhulasati he, dhyaan se chhidakta he, jaanch karata he, or achche upaay ke liye ek chhidkaav karata he.

"bahut zyada - oh lasgane par zyada samay shoot karen."

vah mujh par muskura rahi he, mujhe phir se apni maan ke bare main bataa rahi he."vah chini se dur chali gai he, lekin donuts or sharkara soda khaati he."

"oy ve," ham kehete hai.

lasagna chaadaren dhire -dhire pan main jaati hai.

ek or aah, paneer kaa ek or krinkal.

"mujhe yah nuskhaa bahut pasand he," vah kahati hai.

main tumse pyaar karata hoon, mujhe lagata he.
assistant
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<|user|>
meri patni rasoi main khaanaa bana rahi he.vah mujhase baat kar rahi he.Lasagna, ek printer or uski maan ke bare main chetana vaartalap kii ek abhivyaktivaadee dhara kii rachana karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
"mujhe ek lager printer chahie," usne kaha."main printer chalaane ke liye sabase kushal or sasta chahta hum."

"main nahin chaahati," usne kaha, "har baar jab main kuch print karnaa chahta hum to syaahi main chalis dollar kaa bhugtan karne ke liye."

"kuch saste second hai," maine kaha.

"mujhe kuch secondhand nahin chahie. mujhe kuch acha chahie."

"haan," main kahata hum, "ek printer ek sundar kor shikshak upkaran he."

"or ek lamineter," vah kahati hai.

vah pyaari he or ek hare rang kii poshaak main gumti he kyonki vah mere liye lasagna bana rahi he.

achaanak vah gaharaai se saans le rahi he.

"kya baat kya baat?"

"yah meri maan he. vah sirf ek sir kii chot thi. vah kabhi -kabhi pagal saamaan kahati he."

"oh?"

"thik he," usne kaha, "aap jaanate hai, ki vah un logon ke saath dosti karnaa pasand karti he jo uske neeche hai.

"yah junglee he."

"'main kam bhaagyashaalee rahaa hoon, maine ek police vaale se shaadi kar lee he."usne kaha. 'danta chikitsak paise nahin banaate hai.' '

"uh, kya achchhai he."

"haan."

"bas apni gahari saansen le lo."
vah karti he.vah phir se rasoi ke chaaron ore gum rahi he.

"meraa mozerela paneer kahan he?"vah puuchhati he.vah nuskhaa kii salaah detii he, paneer ke bag main haath se jhulasati he, dhyaan se chhidakta he, jaanch karata he, or achche upaay ke liye ek chhidkaav karata he.

"bahut zyada - oh lasgane par zyada samay shoot karen."

vah mujh par muskura rahi he, mujhe phir se apni maan ke bare main bataa rahi he."vah chini se dur chali gai he, lekin donuts or sharkara soda khaati he."

"oy ve," ham kehete hai.

lasagna chaadaren dhire -dhire pan main jaati hai.

ek or aah, paneer kaa ek or krinkal.

"mujhe yah nuskhaa bahut pasand he," vah kahati hai.

main tumse pyaar karata hoon, mujhe lagata he.</s>
