Write me a blog post about the awful day of a Zoo giraffe. From the giraffe's perspective and every time the giraffe says they hate something, write the negative in caps. In the end of the post make a funny joke about giraffes. 
system
mujhe ek chidyaghar jiraph ke bhayanak din ke bare main ek blog post likhen.jiraph ke drushtikon se or har baar jab jiraph kehete hai ki ve kuch nafrat karte hai, to cap main nakaaratmak likhte hai.post ke ant main jiraph ke bare main ek mazedaar majaak karen.
user
meraa bhayanak din.

jiraph: hai mere saathi jaanwaron or pyaar karne vaale manushyon, aaj un dinon main se ek tha jab tak main intjaar nahin kar saktaa tha jab tak ki yah khatm nahin ho gaya.
shuruyaat se, subah main murgiyaan gaanaa band nahin karti thim.unhone haal hi main nae tailor swift album ko suna or bas ruk nahin sakate, kya mujhe unhen bataanaa chahie ki ve gayan main bahut bure hai or main unase nafrat karata hum?
vaise bhi, main us samay ko nahin so saktaa tha jo main chahta tha, or subah kii yatra main, ek choti ladki thi jisane mujhe bahut ugr bana diya.maine apana naashtaa nahin liya, isliye jukiper ne sochaa ki bacchon ko mujhe khilaane ke liye apana bhojan dena ek shandaar vichaar hoga.kehane kii jarurat nahin he, maine kuch bhi nahin khaaya, ve sirf un swaadisht shakhaon ko banane kii koshish kar rahe hai, mujhe un chote bacchon se nafrat he!
tab launch aayaa, yah evocado salad tha ...
launch karne ke baad surya ne badalon ke peeche chhipane kaa faisla kiya, or hawa ko udana shuru kar diya jaise vah kahin jane ke liye bhaag rahaa tha.yah anumaan lagane kii koshish karen ki meri gardan ke saath kya hota he jab hawa ek formula 1 car ke rup main teji se udaane lagati he.aapako lagata he ki yah sahi he, meri gardan ab kharaab ho jaati he.mujhe tumse nafrat he.
ab main yahaan hippo restaraan main is blog ko likh rahaa hum.yah ek bhayanak din tha.
yahan aapke liye ek majaak he.
fast food kii tarah jiraph kyon nahin hai?
kyonki ve ise pakad nahin sakate hai!
assistant
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mujhe ek chidyaghar jiraph ke bhayanak din ke bare main ek blog post likhen.jiraph ke drushtikon se or har baar jab jiraph kehete hai ki ve kuch nafrat karte hai, to cap main nakaaratmak likhte hai.post ke ant main jiraph ke bare main ek mazedaar majaak karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
meraa bhayanak din.

jiraph: hai mere saathi jaanwaron or pyaar karne vaale manushyon, aaj un dinon main se ek tha jab tak main intjaar nahin kar saktaa tha jab tak ki yah khatm nahin ho gaya.
shuruyaat se, subah main murgiyaan gaanaa band nahin karti thim.unhone haal hi main nae tailor swift album ko suna or bas ruk nahin sakate, kya mujhe unhen bataanaa chahie ki ve gayan main bahut bure hai or main unase nafrat karata hum?
vaise bhi, main us samay ko nahin so saktaa tha jo main chahta tha, or subah kii yatra main, ek choti ladki thi jisane mujhe bahut ugr bana diya.maine apana naashtaa nahin liya, isliye jukiper ne sochaa ki bacchon ko mujhe khilaane ke liye apana bhojan dena ek shandaar vichaar hoga.kehane kii jarurat nahin he, maine kuch bhi nahin khaaya, ve sirf un swaadisht shakhaon ko banane kii koshish kar rahe hai, mujhe un chote bacchon se nafrat he!
tab launch aayaa, yah evocado salad tha ...
launch karne ke baad surya ne badalon ke peeche chhipane kaa faisla kiya, or hawa ko udana shuru kar diya jaise vah kahin jane ke liye bhaag rahaa tha.yah anumaan lagane kii koshish karen ki meri gardan ke saath kya hota he jab hawa ek formula 1 car ke rup main teji se udaane lagati he.aapako lagata he ki yah sahi he, meri gardan ab kharaab ho jaati he.mujhe tumse nafrat he.
ab main yahaan hippo restaraan main is blog ko likh rahaa hum.yah ek bhayanak din tha.
yahan aapke liye ek majaak he.
fast food kii tarah jiraph kyon nahin hai?
kyonki ve ise pakad nahin sakate hai!</s>
