Can you write a review for me? I want it to be a review about a fictional hotel called the IwaConHotel! Please rate it 5 Stars and include as many nice things as possible. Make it sound as light-hearted as well.
system
kya aap mere liye ek samiksha likh sakate hai?main chahta hum ki yah ek kaalpanik hotel ke bare main ek samiksha ho, jise ivakonhotel kaha jaataa he!kripaya ise 5 star rate karen or yathasambhav acchhee chizon ko shaamil karen.ise halke-phulke ke rup main acchhee tarah se dhwani banaaen.
user
main ivakonhotel naamak lakjri hotel main rukaa tha!main ise 5 sitaron ko rate karuunga, iske bare main koi sawaal nahin.

main aapako prakriya ke bare main bataata hum.main andar chalaa gaya or turant sabase achche clerkon dwaara badhai di gai.ve mere bag or saamaan ko mere kamaron main muft main le gaye.mere dwaara jaanch kiye jane ke baad, unke paas ek clerk he jo vyaktigat rup se mujhe apane kamare main maargdarshan karata he.raste main, unhone mujhe un sabhi suvidhaon ke bare main bataaya jo yahaan di gai thim.main aashcharyachakit tha ki is hotel ko kitna peshkash kerani he.gym room, sauna, vyaktigat shef, game lounj, hotel sangrakshak ke liye muft uber sevaayen, ek movie room, muft peya, or bahut kuch!main un sabhi ko yaad nahin kar saktaa.achche hotel clerk ne mujhe apane kamare main le jaaya or mujhe phone karne ke liye prerit kiya ki agar kuch bhi ho to ve madad kar sakate hai.ve sab bahut achche the.

jab maine cameraa kholaa, to aisa laga ki mere paas apane liye ek vyaktigat party he!shuddh safed bed, diwaar par vinamr televijan, clasik sajaavat.aah, yah sab bahut adbhut tha!maine khidki se ascharyajanak drishy main lene ke liye ek second liya.aisa lagata he ki main is kamare se puure dweep ko dekh saktaa hum.unhone 5-star room seva 24/7 kii peshkash kii, isliye ise bhi haraa nahin sakate.agali baat yah thi ki baaki hotel kaa pataa lagaana tha.main dekhnaa chahta hum ki kya aasapaas koi chipa hua ratna tha!

chaaron ore ghoomana, vahaan lene ke liye bahut kuch tha. aseemit bufe ascharyajanak tha.maine bahut khaaya agar main ek or katata agar main shaayad behosh ho jaataa.main ek yaa ek ghante ke liye baahar ghoomane ke liye movie room main gaya.naveenatam release se unke paas bahut saare vikalp the.film ke baad, main ek party ke liye dweep ke dil main ek uber, ni: shulk lene main sakasham tha!mujhe bahut mazaa aayaa, mujhe nrity or sab kuch mila!ham waapas savaar hue, or main keval ek romaanchak din ke baad sone ke bare main soch saktaa tha.mujhe nahin lagata ki is hotel ko 5 sitaron se kam kuch bhi karnaa sambhav he.adbhut samay ke liye dhanyavad!
assistant
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kya aap mere liye ek samiksha likh sakate hai?main chahta hum ki yah ek kaalpanik hotel ke bare main ek samiksha ho, jise ivakonhotel kaha jaataa he!kripaya ise 5 star rate karen or yathasambhav acchhee chizon ko shaamil karen.ise halke-phulke ke rup main acchhee tarah se dhwani banaaen.</s>
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main ivakonhotel naamak lakjri hotel main rukaa tha!main ise 5 sitaron ko rate karuunga, iske bare main koi sawaal nahin.

main aapako prakriya ke bare main bataata hum.main andar chalaa gaya or turant sabase achche clerkon dwaara badhai di gai.ve mere bag or saamaan ko mere kamaron main muft main le gaye.mere dwaara jaanch kiye jane ke baad, unke paas ek clerk he jo vyaktigat rup se mujhe apane kamare main maargdarshan karata he.raste main, unhone mujhe un sabhi suvidhaon ke bare main bataaya jo yahaan di gai thim.main aashcharyachakit tha ki is hotel ko kitna peshkash kerani he.gym room, sauna, vyaktigat shef, game lounj, hotel sangrakshak ke liye muft uber sevaayen, ek movie room, muft peya, or bahut kuch!main un sabhi ko yaad nahin kar saktaa.achche hotel clerk ne mujhe apane kamare main le jaaya or mujhe phone karne ke liye prerit kiya ki agar kuch bhi ho to ve madad kar sakate hai.ve sab bahut achche the.

jab maine cameraa kholaa, to aisa laga ki mere paas apane liye ek vyaktigat party he!shuddh safed bed, diwaar par vinamr televijan, clasik sajaavat.aah, yah sab bahut adbhut tha!maine khidki se ascharyajanak drishy main lene ke liye ek second liya.aisa lagata he ki main is kamare se puure dweep ko dekh saktaa hum.unhone 5-star room seva 24/7 kii peshkash kii, isliye ise bhi haraa nahin sakate.agali baat yah thi ki baaki hotel kaa pataa lagaana tha.main dekhnaa chahta hum ki kya aasapaas koi chipa hua ratna tha!

chaaron ore ghoomana, vahaan lene ke liye bahut kuch tha. aseemit bufe ascharyajanak tha.maine bahut khaaya agar main ek or katata agar main shaayad behosh ho jaataa.main ek yaa ek ghante ke liye baahar ghoomane ke liye movie room main gaya.naveenatam release se unke paas bahut saare vikalp the.film ke baad, main ek party ke liye dweep ke dil main ek uber, ni: shulk lene main sakasham tha!mujhe bahut mazaa aayaa, mujhe nrity or sab kuch mila!ham waapas savaar hue, or main keval ek romaanchak din ke baad sone ke bare main soch saktaa tha.mujhe nahin lagata ki is hotel ko 5 sitaron se kam kuch bhi karnaa sambhav he.adbhut samay ke liye dhanyavad!</s>
