Write a news style post about a fake event, like aliens from Mars landing on Earth. It is meant to be funny but also be written in the authoritative style of a news report, kind of like The Onion.
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ek nakli ghatana ke bare main ek samachar style post likhen, jaise ki prithvi par mangal landing se aliens.yah mazaakia hone ke liye he, lekin ek samachar report kii aadhikarik style main bhi likhaa jaataa he, jaise ki pyaaj kii tarah.
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aaj na keval america itihaas balki vishwa itihaas main ek nayaa din he.ham ab brahmad main akele nahin hai.hamaare grah ke baahar kaa jivan maujuud he or aliens nevada main utre hai.

nasa ke vaigyanik aaj kii badi ghatana ke liye agrani dinon ke liye ek ajeeb gaiyr-sthaliy vastu par nazar rakh rahe the.vastu chandramaa ke andhere paksh ke peeche se dikhaai di or mul rup se mana jaataa tha ki vah ek aniyantrit kshudragrah yaa dhoomaketu tha.haalaanki, object kaa rasta or gati aaj tak badalanaa shuru ho gai jab tak ki yah prithvi ke vayumandal main pravesh nahin kar gaya.spes rock ke ek hank kii tarah jalane ke bajaay, yah vaataavaran main pravesh karne or jivit rahane main sakasham tha.

sainya scrambal jetts or pehle darshan ne udne vaali vastu ko ek mat blike bahari ke saath trikoniya hone ke rup main varnit kiya or pravesh yaa egres ke koi drishyman bandargah nahin.yah ek tanaavpurn kuch kshan the kyonki pehle sampark kiya gaya tha, lekin shilp ko bina kisi shatrutapurna iraade ko jari rakhane kii anumati di gai thi.

washington, di.si., chicago, or anya pramukh mahanagareey kshetron main guzarate hue shilp ne antat nevada main neeche chuaa.kai sheersh adhikariyon kaa maananaa tha ki ve kukhyat kshetra 51 main ja rahe the. lekin yah sabit nahin hua ki uafo ke bajaay vegas strip par sidhe utre.mote taur par 747 jet kaa aakaar, sabhi trekkic turant band ho gaye.

do aankade aakaar main shilp ko alag -alag maanviya se baahar nikaalte hai.donon ke lambe ne apana dahinaa haath uthaaya or apni ungaliyon ko ek ve-aakaar main vibhajit karne ke liye ek ishaara kiya or sahi angreji main baat kii, "live long and samrudh."yah is bindu par tha ki chote videshi ne kandhe par lambe videshi ko thappad maaraa or ek shravy aahvaan ko baahar kar diya.

ve treki the.aliens star treks prashansak the.

jaisaa ki logon ne aliens se sampark kiya, unhone dekha ki ve mul star treks adhikariyon kii vardi main pahane hue the, ek cmand ke liye pile rang main or ek nile rang main vigyaan visheshta ke liye.yah koi videshi akraman nahin tha, yah ek chuttee thi.

aliens ko aage badhane kii anumati di gai kyonki patrakaron or sainya karmiyon ne unhen chaaya diya.ve sidhe kisino main gaye the jo pehle se hi america dollar rakhte the or ek ghante se bhi kam samay main pasa teble par yah sab khone ke liye aage bade.is pradarshan ke baad, ve bufe main gaye or kekade ke pairon kii teen platen khain.vegas ke ye aagatuk hamase bahut alag nahin the.ham akele nahin hai.
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ek nakli ghatana ke bare main ek samachar style post likhen, jaise ki prithvi par mangal landing se aliens.yah mazaakia hone ke liye he, lekin ek samachar report kii aadhikarik style main bhi likhaa jaataa he, jaise ki pyaaj kii tarah.</s>
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aaj na keval america itihaas balki vishwa itihaas main ek nayaa din he.ham ab brahmad main akele nahin hai.hamaare grah ke baahar kaa jivan maujuud he or aliens nevada main utre hai.

nasa ke vaigyanik aaj kii badi ghatana ke liye agrani dinon ke liye ek ajeeb gaiyr-sthaliy vastu par nazar rakh rahe the.vastu chandramaa ke andhere paksh ke peeche se dikhaai di or mul rup se mana jaataa tha ki vah ek aniyantrit kshudragrah yaa dhoomaketu tha.haalaanki, object kaa rasta or gati aaj tak badalanaa shuru ho gai jab tak ki yah prithvi ke vayumandal main pravesh nahin kar gaya.spes rock ke ek hank kii tarah jalane ke bajaay, yah vaataavaran main pravesh karne or jivit rahane main sakasham tha.

sainya scrambal jetts or pehle darshan ne udne vaali vastu ko ek mat blike bahari ke saath trikoniya hone ke rup main varnit kiya or pravesh yaa egres ke koi drishyman bandargah nahin.yah ek tanaavpurn kuch kshan the kyonki pehle sampark kiya gaya tha, lekin shilp ko bina kisi shatrutapurna iraade ko jari rakhane kii anumati di gai thi.

washington, di.si., chicago, or anya pramukh mahanagareey kshetron main guzarate hue shilp ne antat nevada main neeche chuaa.kai sheersh adhikariyon kaa maananaa tha ki ve kukhyat kshetra 51 main ja rahe the. lekin yah sabit nahin hua ki uafo ke bajaay vegas strip par sidhe utre.mote taur par 747 jet kaa aakaar, sabhi trekkic turant band ho gaye.

do aankade aakaar main shilp ko alag -alag maanviya se baahar nikaalte hai.donon ke lambe ne apana dahinaa haath uthaaya or apni ungaliyon ko ek ve-aakaar main vibhajit karne ke liye ek ishaara kiya or sahi angreji main baat kii, "live long and samrudh."yah is bindu par tha ki chote videshi ne kandhe par lambe videshi ko thappad maaraa or ek shravy aahvaan ko baahar kar diya.

ve treki the.aliens star treks prashansak the.

jaisaa ki logon ne aliens se sampark kiya, unhone dekha ki ve mul star treks adhikariyon kii vardi main pahane hue the, ek cmand ke liye pile rang main or ek nile rang main vigyaan visheshta ke liye.yah koi videshi akraman nahin tha, yah ek chuttee thi.

aliens ko aage badhane kii anumati di gai kyonki patrakaron or sainya karmiyon ne unhen chaaya diya.ve sidhe kisino main gaye the jo pehle se hi america dollar rakhte the or ek ghante se bhi kam samay main pasa teble par yah sab khone ke liye aage bade.is pradarshan ke baad, ve bufe main gaye or kekade ke pairon kii teen platen khain.vegas ke ye aagatuk hamase bahut alag nahin the.ham akele nahin hai.</s>
