Hello. Please write a 2-paragraph article about the evolution of pet ownership. Put a cat joke after each paragraph, at the start of the article and the end. Put a space between each joke and paragraph. Keep the tone light and humorous.
system
namaste.kripaya paaltu swaamitv ke vikaas ke bare main ek 2-paragraph lekh likhen.lekh or ant kii shuruyaat main, prayek paragraph ke baad ek billi kaa majaak rakhen.prayek majaak or paragraph ke bich ek jagah rakhen.tone ko halkaa or vinodi rakhen.
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billi kaa pasandida sho kya he?panje or aadesh.

kuch 14,000 saal pehle, jaanwaron ne shikariyon yaa paaltu jaanwaron ke shikaar ke rup main apni bhoomika kaa vyapaar karnaa shuru kar diya tha.kutton ne beshak sankraman ko pehle tab banaaya jab bhediye maanav ke saathi or rakshak ban gaye.haalanki, billiyon ne lagbhag 8,000 saal pehle tak maanav samaaj main shaamil hone kaa intjaar kiya.billiyon ne gaanvon or shaharon ke aasapaas krintakon ko pakadaney ke liye lataka diya, baad main jaldi se pataa chalaa ki fasalein ek aasaan bhojan thim.manushyon ne billiyon ko sweekaar karne ke baad sweekaar kiya ki ve krintak aabaadi ko jaanch main rakhte hai, or billiyon ne faisla kiya ki logon ke bich rahanaa yah sab bura nahin tha.

ek garm din par billiyon ko kya khaanaa pasand he?ek chuuhe-kriim shanku.

aaj billiyon or kutton ne apane shikari or shikaar chhaviyon or yahaan tak ki unki paaltu sthiti ko bhi baha diya he.kute dogi decare main apane din bitaate hai, shaadiyon ke liye ring bear ke rup main seva karte hai, samudr tat kii yatra kaa anand lete hai or hellovien ke liye taiyaar hote hai.billiyon ne rumba-riding cat video ke saath internet kaa maalik he, apane maanav ke bistar par sote hai or logon ke liye bhojan karte hai.ek paaltu jaanavar ke maalik ko kam raktchaap, tanaav or avsaad ko dur karne or maanav jivan kaal ko badhaane main madad karne ke liye dikhaaya gaya he.lekin shaayad ek paaltu jaanavar hone kaa sabase bada laabh bina shart pyaar or saahchary he jo ve pradaan karte hai.badale main, billiyon or kutton ko pyaar or poshit kiya jaataa he or mahatvapurn parivaar ke sadsy mana jaataa he.

billi ne neembu kyon khaaya?vah ek khatta pus tha!
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namaste.kripaya paaltu swaamitv ke vikaas ke bare main ek 2-paragraph lekh likhen.lekh or ant kii shuruyaat main, prayek paragraph ke baad ek billi kaa majaak rakhen.prayek majaak or paragraph ke bich ek jagah rakhen.tone ko halkaa or vinodi rakhen.</s>
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billi kaa pasandida sho kya he?panje or aadesh.

kuch 14,000 saal pehle, jaanwaron ne shikariyon yaa paaltu jaanwaron ke shikaar ke rup main apni bhoomika kaa vyapaar karnaa shuru kar diya tha.kutton ne beshak sankraman ko pehle tab banaaya jab bhediye maanav ke saathi or rakshak ban gaye.haalanki, billiyon ne lagbhag 8,000 saal pehle tak maanav samaaj main shaamil hone kaa intjaar kiya.billiyon ne gaanvon or shaharon ke aasapaas krintakon ko pakadaney ke liye lataka diya, baad main jaldi se pataa chalaa ki fasalein ek aasaan bhojan thim.manushyon ne billiyon ko sweekaar karne ke baad sweekaar kiya ki ve krintak aabaadi ko jaanch main rakhte hai, or billiyon ne faisla kiya ki logon ke bich rahanaa yah sab bura nahin tha.

ek garm din par billiyon ko kya khaanaa pasand he?ek chuuhe-kriim shanku.

aaj billiyon or kutton ne apane shikari or shikaar chhaviyon or yahaan tak ki unki paaltu sthiti ko bhi baha diya he.kute dogi decare main apane din bitaate hai, shaadiyon ke liye ring bear ke rup main seva karte hai, samudr tat kii yatra kaa anand lete hai or hellovien ke liye taiyaar hote hai.billiyon ne rumba-riding cat video ke saath internet kaa maalik he, apane maanav ke bistar par sote hai or logon ke liye bhojan karte hai.ek paaltu jaanavar ke maalik ko kam raktchaap, tanaav or avsaad ko dur karne or maanav jivan kaal ko badhaane main madad karne ke liye dikhaaya gaya he.lekin shaayad ek paaltu jaanavar hone kaa sabase bada laabh bina shart pyaar or saahchary he jo ve pradaan karte hai.badale main, billiyon or kutton ko pyaar or poshit kiya jaataa he or mahatvapurn parivaar ke sadsy mana jaataa he.

billi ne neembu kyon khaaya?vah ek khatta pus tha!</s>
