Rewrite this email so the apologetic nature and tone of the text feels so over the top to the point of being perceived as sarcastic.

    Dear [Name], 

    I am sorry to learn that you were on hold with our customer service department for 30 minutes. I understand how frustrating this must have been for you. We value our customers' time, and this should not have happened. 

    I will relay this message to the appropriate department and customer service representative. We are prioritizing the issue you're facing with our software, and our team is already working actively to resolve the issue. I'll notify you right away when it's fixed. 

    I appreciate you making us aware of your negative experience. We strive to provide excellent customer service in a timely manner, and I apologize for the inconvenience this has caused. Please let us know if you have any additional questions, concerns, or comments. 

    Warm Regards, 

    Jane Smith

    Dear [Name], 

    I am sorry to learn that you were on hold with our customer service department for 30 minutes. I understand how frustrating this must have been for you. We value our customers' time, and this should not have happened. 

    I will relay this message to the appropriate department and customer service representative. We are prioritizing the issue you're facing with our software, and our team is already working actively to resolve the issue. I'll notify you right away when it's fixed. 

    I appreciate you making us aware of your negative experience. We strive to provide excellent customer service in a timely manner, and I apologize for the inconvenience this has caused. Please let us know if you have any additional questions, concerns, or comments. 

    Warm Regards, 

    Jane Smith
system
is email ko phir se likhen taaki paath kii maafee kii prakruti or swar ko vyangyatmak mana ja sake.

    priy [naam],

    mujhe yah jaanakar khed he ki aap 30 minute ke liye hamaare graahak seva vibhaag ke saath pakad main the.main samajhataa hum ki yah aapke liye kitna niraashajanak rahaa hoga.ham apane graahakon ke samay ko mahatv dete hai, or aisa nahin hona chahie tha.

    main is sandesh ko upyukt vibhaag or graahak seva pratinidhi ke liye riley karuunga.ham us mudde ko praathamikta de rahe hai jo aap hamaare software ke saath kar rahe hai, or hamaari team pehle se hi is mudde ko hal karne ke liye sakriy rup se kaam kar rahi he.jab yah tay ho jaataa he to main aapako turant suchit karunga.

    main aapako aapke nakaaratmak anubhav se avgat karaane kii saraahna karata hum.ham samay par utkrisht graahak seva pradaan karne kaa prayaas karte hai, or main is asuvidha ke liye maafee chahta hum.kripaya hamen bataaen ki kya aapke paas koi atirikt prashn, chintaa yaa tippaniyan hai.

    namaskara,

    jine smith

    priy [naam],

    mujhe yah jaanakar khed he ki aap 30 minute ke liye hamaare graahak seva vibhaag ke saath pakad main the.main samajhataa hum ki yah aapke liye kitna niraashajanak rahaa hoga.ham apane graahakon ke samay ko mahatv dete hai, or aisa nahin hona chahie tha.

    main is sandesh ko upyukt vibhaag or graahak seva pratinidhi ke liye riley karuunga.ham us mudde ko praathamikta de rahe hai jo aap hamaare software ke saath kar rahe hai, or hamaari team pehle se hi is mudde ko hal karne ke liye sakriy rup se kaam kar rahi he.jab yah tay ho jaataa he to main aapako turant suchit karunga.

    main aapako aapke nakaaratmak anubhav se avgat karaane kii saraahna karata hum.ham samay par utkrisht graahak seva pradaan karne kaa prayaas karte hai, or main is asuvidha ke liye maafee chahta hum.kripaya hamen bataaen ki kya aapke paas koi atirikt prashn, chintaa yaa tippaniyan hai.

    namaskara,

    jine smith
user
priy [naam]

mujhe bahut khed he ki aap yah jaanakar bahut khed karte hai ki aap 30 minute ke liye hamaare graahak seva vibhaag ke saath pakad main the.puure 30 minute!he bhagwaan!main samajhataa hum ki yah kitna asahneeya niraashajanak rahaa hoga, or kalpana nahin kar saktaa ki duniya main ek badtar bhaavana ho sakati he.ham apane graahakon ke samay ko mahatv dete hai, or aisa nahin hona chahie tha.yah ek trasty se kam nahin he, main aapako bataata hum!

main is sandesh ko upyukt vibhaag or graahak seva pratinidhi ko jaldbaaji main riley kar duungaa jaise ki meraa jivan is par nirbhar tha.ham us mudde ko praathamikta de rahe hai jo aap hamaare software ke saath kar rahe hai, or hamaari team pehle se hi is mudde ko hal karne ke liye sakriy rup se kaam kar rahi he.ve tab tak aaraam nahin karenge jab tak ki yah tay nahin ho jaataa, main yah sunishchit karunga!

main aapako apane dardanaak or naarkeey anubhav se avgat karaane ke liye apni gahari, hardik prashansa kii peshkash karnaa chahta hum.ham samay par utkrisht graahak seva pradaan karne kaa prayaas karte hai, or main aapke jivan or samgr kalyaan par hone vaale prabhaav ke liye maafee chahta hum.agar main apane dard ko apane khud ke boj ke rup main le saktaa hum to main itani teji se or swechha se aisa karuunga.yadi aapke paas koi or prashn yaa chintaaen hai, yaa yadi aapako rone ke liye bas ek kandhe kii aavashyaktaa he, to kripaya hamen bataaen.

bhavadeey,

jine smith
assistant
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<|user|>
is email ko phir se likhen taaki paath kii maafee kii prakruti or swar ko vyangyatmak mana ja sake.

    priy [naam],

    mujhe yah jaanakar khed he ki aap 30 minute ke liye hamaare graahak seva vibhaag ke saath pakad main the.main samajhataa hum ki yah aapke liye kitna niraashajanak rahaa hoga.ham apane graahakon ke samay ko mahatv dete hai, or aisa nahin hona chahie tha.

    main is sandesh ko upyukt vibhaag or graahak seva pratinidhi ke liye riley karuunga.ham us mudde ko praathamikta de rahe hai jo aap hamaare software ke saath kar rahe hai, or hamaari team pehle se hi is mudde ko hal karne ke liye sakriy rup se kaam kar rahi he.jab yah tay ho jaataa he to main aapako turant suchit karunga.

    main aapako aapke nakaaratmak anubhav se avgat karaane kii saraahna karata hum.ham samay par utkrisht graahak seva pradaan karne kaa prayaas karte hai, or main is asuvidha ke liye maafee chahta hum.kripaya hamen bataaen ki kya aapke paas koi atirikt prashn, chintaa yaa tippaniyan hai.

    namaskara,

    jine smith

    priy [naam],

    mujhe yah jaanakar khed he ki aap 30 minute ke liye hamaare graahak seva vibhaag ke saath pakad main the.main samajhataa hum ki yah aapke liye kitna niraashajanak rahaa hoga.ham apane graahakon ke samay ko mahatv dete hai, or aisa nahin hona chahie tha.

    main is sandesh ko upyukt vibhaag or graahak seva pratinidhi ke liye riley karuunga.ham us mudde ko praathamikta de rahe hai jo aap hamaare software ke saath kar rahe hai, or hamaari team pehle se hi is mudde ko hal karne ke liye sakriy rup se kaam kar rahi he.jab yah tay ho jaataa he to main aapako turant suchit karunga.

    main aapako aapke nakaaratmak anubhav se avgat karaane kii saraahna karata hum.ham samay par utkrisht graahak seva pradaan karne kaa prayaas karte hai, or main is asuvidha ke liye maafee chahta hum.kripaya hamen bataaen ki kya aapke paas koi atirikt prashn, chintaa yaa tippaniyan hai.

    namaskara,

    jine smith</s>
<|assistant|>
priy [naam]

mujhe bahut khed he ki aap yah jaanakar bahut khed karte hai ki aap 30 minute ke liye hamaare graahak seva vibhaag ke saath pakad main the.puure 30 minute!he bhagwaan!main samajhataa hum ki yah kitna asahneeya niraashajanak rahaa hoga, or kalpana nahin kar saktaa ki duniya main ek badtar bhaavana ho sakati he.ham apane graahakon ke samay ko mahatv dete hai, or aisa nahin hona chahie tha.yah ek trasty se kam nahin he, main aapako bataata hum!

main is sandesh ko upyukt vibhaag or graahak seva pratinidhi ko jaldbaaji main riley kar duungaa jaise ki meraa jivan is par nirbhar tha.ham us mudde ko praathamikta de rahe hai jo aap hamaare software ke saath kar rahe hai, or hamaari team pehle se hi is mudde ko hal karne ke liye sakriy rup se kaam kar rahi he.ve tab tak aaraam nahin karenge jab tak ki yah tay nahin ho jaataa, main yah sunishchit karunga!

main aapako apane dardanaak or naarkeey anubhav se avgat karaane ke liye apni gahari, hardik prashansa kii peshkash karnaa chahta hum.ham samay par utkrisht graahak seva pradaan karne kaa prayaas karte hai, or main aapke jivan or samgr kalyaan par hone vaale prabhaav ke liye maafee chahta hum.agar main apane dard ko apane khud ke boj ke rup main le saktaa hum to main itani teji se or swechha se aisa karuunga.yadi aapke paas koi or prashn yaa chintaaen hai, yaa yadi aapako rone ke liye bas ek kandhe kii aavashyaktaa he, to kripaya hamen bataaen.

bhavadeey,

jine smith</s>
