write an analysis of some silly fake verses in the bible that never existed and what they meant
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bible main kuch moorkhtapurna nakli chhandon kaa vishleshan likhen jo kabhi astitv main nahin the or unka kya matlab tha
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Arr andbe 2:20: vahaan ek puri lotta shakin 'goin' he!|yah lay or bluez ke saath puja main ek sandarbh prathit hota he or har koi dance floor par neeche utar rahaa he!

vismayaadibodak 11:72: jab tu gusse main he, to aap ucchtam sthanon par chillaayenge, "gosh ise!"|yah ek spasht nirdesh he ki vyarth main prabhu ke naam kaa upyog na karen.

nathan 4:20: dachi 'pon ko baayen haath se paas karen.|yah doston ke saath bhojan karnaa or khaanaa saajha karnaa jari rakhane ke liye ek chote se mobile dach oven ko paas karne ke sandarbh main prakat hota he.

republican 5:12: hamaari riflon kii raksha ke liye laal vot karen!|yah ek vivaadaaspad kavita he jo vidwaanon ko apane sir ko kharonchne se chhod detii he.haalanki, ab ise pavitra granthon ke bheetar canan ke rup main sweekaar kiya jaataa he.

yatra 1: 3: vishwaas karnaa band mat karo!bhaavana ko pakado!|yah ek utthan kii kavita prathit hoti he jo ise padhane waalon kii bhaavana ko majboot karegi.
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bible main kuch moorkhtapurna nakli chhandon kaa vishleshan likhen jo kabhi astitv main nahin the or unka kya matlab tha</s>
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Arr andbe 2:20: vahaan ek puri lotta shakin 'goin' he!|yah lay or bluez ke saath puja main ek sandarbh prathit hota he or har koi dance floor par neeche utar rahaa he!

vismayaadibodak 11:72: jab tu gusse main he, to aap ucchtam sthanon par chillaayenge, "gosh ise!"|yah ek spasht nirdesh he ki vyarth main prabhu ke naam kaa upyog na karen.

nathan 4:20: dachi 'pon ko baayen haath se paas karen.|yah doston ke saath bhojan karnaa or khaanaa saajha karnaa jari rakhane ke liye ek chote se mobile dach oven ko paas karne ke sandarbh main prakat hota he.

republican 5:12: hamaari riflon kii raksha ke liye laal vot karen!|yah ek vivaadaaspad kavita he jo vidwaanon ko apane sir ko kharonchne se chhod detii he.haalanki, ab ise pavitra granthon ke bheetar canan ke rup main sweekaar kiya jaataa he.

yatra 1: 3: vishwaas karnaa band mat karo!bhaavana ko pakado!|yah ek utthan kii kavita prathit hoti he jo ise padhane waalon kii bhaavana ko majboot karegi.</s>
