I'd like dialogue between two anime characters. They are both guys, and one of them just realized he's in love with a girl and is confiding in the other. I want sarcastic banter between them. Make it around 300 words.
system
mujhe do aneme paatro ke bich samvaad karnaa he.ve donon log hai, or unamem se ek ko ehsaas hua ki vah ek ladki ke saath pyaar main he or duusare main vishwaas kar rahaa he.main unke bich vyangyatmak bhoj chahta hum.ise lagbhag 300 shabd banaaen.
user
kazuto ne apane haathon main apane sir ke saath kubad kar, dayaneey rup se karahate hue."main kya karuun, ita? main uske liye pagal hoon. yah khatra, yah bhi kaise hua?"

ita ne apni garm dibbaband coffee par choda or thandi sardiyon kii hawa main apni saans vashpikaran ko dekha."aap kya kar sakate hai lekin use bataa sakate hai?"

kazuto ne ita main ek kathor chakachaundh karte hue poocha, "kya aap mujhe ek shuruaati kabr main bhejne kii koshish kar rahe hai?"

"main haruna-chaan ko antim sanskaar seva main aamantrit karnaa sunishchit karuunga."

"aap vastav main hridayaheen hai," kaazuto ne ek aah ke saath kaha.unhone surakshatmak jaal ke madhyam se abhyaas karte hue besabaal team ko dekha or poocha, "kya aapako vastav main lagata he ki mujhe usase poochna chahie? kya vah haa kahegi?"

"mujhe yah kaise pataa chalegaa?"ita ne bataaya."uske paas koi or ho saktaa he jise vah pehle se hi pasand karti he, yaa ho saktaa he ki vah pravesh pariksha par bhi dhyaan kendrit kare or uske paas pyaar ke liye samay nahin he. yaa ho saktaa he, vah lambey samay se aapke saath pyaar main he or kuch bhi kehane kii himmat nahin thi. vah bilkul bahadur prakaar nahin he. ”

kazuto ne ita ko kandhe main itane halke se mukka maaraa, uske chehre par sharmindagi kaa ek jhatka."is tarah se bakawaas mat karo or meri aashaaon ko praapt karo, yaar. yah bhi mazedaar nahin he."

"thik he," ita ne shuru kiya, ek hiss ke saath apni baanh ko ragadate hue, "yah abhi bhi ek sambhaavna he. chunki aap nishchit hyaapane pehle pyaar ko dur karne den. ”

kaazuto ne ghisa -pita kiya or phir se kubad kar diya, uski coffee ke teb ko crack kar diya."mujhe nafrat he ki aap in chizon ke bare main hameshaa kaise sahi hote hai. aapkaa tark ek khanjar kii tarah he."

"kam se kam main ise mode nahin detaa," usne ek muskuraahat ke saath jawaab diya, or jodi hansaa.
assistant
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mujhe do aneme paatro ke bich samvaad karnaa he.ve donon log hai, or unamem se ek ko ehsaas hua ki vah ek ladki ke saath pyaar main he or duusare main vishwaas kar rahaa he.main unke bich vyangyatmak bhoj chahta hum.ise lagbhag 300 shabd banaaen.</s>
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kazuto ne apane haathon main apane sir ke saath kubad kar, dayaneey rup se karahate hue."main kya karuun, ita? main uske liye pagal hoon. yah khatra, yah bhi kaise hua?"

ita ne apni garm dibbaband coffee par choda or thandi sardiyon kii hawa main apni saans vashpikaran ko dekha."aap kya kar sakate hai lekin use bataa sakate hai?"

kazuto ne ita main ek kathor chakachaundh karte hue poocha, "kya aap mujhe ek shuruaati kabr main bhejne kii koshish kar rahe hai?"

"main haruna-chaan ko antim sanskaar seva main aamantrit karnaa sunishchit karuunga."

"aap vastav main hridayaheen hai," kaazuto ne ek aah ke saath kaha.unhone surakshatmak jaal ke madhyam se abhyaas karte hue besabaal team ko dekha or poocha, "kya aapako vastav main lagata he ki mujhe usase poochna chahie? kya vah haa kahegi?"

"mujhe yah kaise pataa chalegaa?"ita ne bataaya."uske paas koi or ho saktaa he jise vah pehle se hi pasand karti he, yaa ho saktaa he ki vah pravesh pariksha par bhi dhyaan kendrit kare or uske paas pyaar ke liye samay nahin he. yaa ho saktaa he, vah lambey samay se aapke saath pyaar main he or kuch bhi kehane kii himmat nahin thi. vah bilkul bahadur prakaar nahin he. ”

kazuto ne ita ko kandhe main itane halke se mukka maaraa, uske chehre par sharmindagi kaa ek jhatka."is tarah se bakawaas mat karo or meri aashaaon ko praapt karo, yaar. yah bhi mazedaar nahin he."

"thik he," ita ne shuru kiya, ek hiss ke saath apni baanh ko ragadate hue, "yah abhi bhi ek sambhaavna he. chunki aap nishchit hyaapane pehle pyaar ko dur karne den. ”

kaazuto ne ghisa -pita kiya or phir se kubad kar diya, uski coffee ke teb ko crack kar diya."mujhe nafrat he ki aap in chizon ke bare main hameshaa kaise sahi hote hai. aapkaa tark ek khanjar kii tarah he."

"kam se kam main ise mode nahin detaa," usne ek muskuraahat ke saath jawaab diya, or jodi hansaa.</s>
