Write a parody episode from" The Wolf of Wall Street" on his first day as the new boss. But it has to be a real wolf that can talk as the main character. The wolf every time he talks has to be angry. Make it a little funny. Do only the beginning of the story. No more than 300 words.
system
nae bos ke rup main apane pehle din "da woolf of wal street" se ek parody episod likhen.lekin yah ek vaastavik bhediya hona chahie jo mukhya charitra ke rup main baat kar saktaa he.har baar jab vah baat karata he to bhediya ko gussa aata he.ise thodaa mazaakia banaao.keval kahani kii shuruyaat karen.300 se adhik shabd nahin.
user
ek brokerej form ke shor ke kamaron main, daravaaje par ek vishaal slam nae bos ke aagaman kii ghoshnaa karata he.unhen woolf of wal street ke rup main janaa jaataa he.kuch log kehete hai ki yah vyavsaay karne ke liye unke drushtikon ke kaaran he;dusron kaa kahana he ki yah isliye he kyonki vah ek asli bhediya he.vah form main aata he or turant apni upasthiti ke bare main jaanane ke liye howell shuru kar detaa he.koi bhi yah nahin samajhataa he ki kya ho rahaa he, isliye ve sabhi kuch sammaan dikhaane ke liye howell karte hai, ve sochate hai.bade pravesh ke baad, vah apane karyaalay main jaataa he or darwaja patake detaa he or kuch kol karnaa shuru kar detaa he.har koi use apane karyaalay kii khidki ke madhyam se dekh saktaa he, or har koi use apni kala karte hue dekhne ke liye utsuk tha.kol karne ke kuch minuton ke baad, bhediya kaa cheharaa laal hone lagata he, uski ankhen rosh ke saath dhamaakedaar ho jaati hai, or vah apane panje ko mej par patake detaa he or kahata he: "yah ab he yaa kabhi nahin. kya aap amir hona chaahate hai yaa nahin?"gusse main aawaaj ne har kisi ko bhramit kar diya ki kya ho rahaa tha, lekin koi bhi apni ankhen khidki se nahin le saktaa tha.

paanch minute baad, vah kamare se baahar nikalataa he or har koi use dekh rahaa he.uske panje par, uske paas chaadaron kaa ek motaa set he or aakraamak rup se unhen alag karata he or chillaata he: "maine ek sauda kiya. chalo party shuru kar den."jo kuch bhi ho rahaa he, usase har koi chakit he, lekin ve apni kursiyon se uthte hai or party karne lagate hai.baaki din ke liye, form ke sabhi kaaryakarta sharaab pi rahe the, kha rahe the, nrity kar rahe the or saude kar rahe the.us kshan se, ve woolf of wal street ko apane nae bos ke rup main paakar bahut khush the.
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nae bos ke rup main apane pehle din "da woolf of wal street" se ek parody episod likhen.lekin yah ek vaastavik bhediya hona chahie jo mukhya charitra ke rup main baat kar saktaa he.har baar jab vah baat karata he to bhediya ko gussa aata he.ise thodaa mazaakia banaao.keval kahani kii shuruyaat karen.300 se adhik shabd nahin.</s>
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ek brokerej form ke shor ke kamaron main, daravaaje par ek vishaal slam nae bos ke aagaman kii ghoshnaa karata he.unhen woolf of wal street ke rup main janaa jaataa he.kuch log kehete hai ki yah vyavsaay karne ke liye unke drushtikon ke kaaran he;dusron kaa kahana he ki yah isliye he kyonki vah ek asli bhediya he.vah form main aata he or turant apni upasthiti ke bare main jaanane ke liye howell shuru kar detaa he.koi bhi yah nahin samajhataa he ki kya ho rahaa he, isliye ve sabhi kuch sammaan dikhaane ke liye howell karte hai, ve sochate hai.bade pravesh ke baad, vah apane karyaalay main jaataa he or darwaja patake detaa he or kuch kol karnaa shuru kar detaa he.har koi use apane karyaalay kii khidki ke madhyam se dekh saktaa he, or har koi use apni kala karte hue dekhne ke liye utsuk tha.kol karne ke kuch minuton ke baad, bhediya kaa cheharaa laal hone lagata he, uski ankhen rosh ke saath dhamaakedaar ho jaati hai, or vah apane panje ko mej par patake detaa he or kahata he: "yah ab he yaa kabhi nahin. kya aap amir hona chaahate hai yaa nahin?"gusse main aawaaj ne har kisi ko bhramit kar diya ki kya ho rahaa tha, lekin koi bhi apni ankhen khidki se nahin le saktaa tha.

paanch minute baad, vah kamare se baahar nikalataa he or har koi use dekh rahaa he.uske panje par, uske paas chaadaron kaa ek motaa set he or aakraamak rup se unhen alag karata he or chillaata he: "maine ek sauda kiya. chalo party shuru kar den."jo kuch bhi ho rahaa he, usase har koi chakit he, lekin ve apni kursiyon se uthte hai or party karne lagate hai.baaki din ke liye, form ke sabhi kaaryakarta sharaab pi rahe the, kha rahe the, nrity kar rahe the or saude kar rahe the.us kshan se, ve woolf of wal street ko apane nae bos ke rup main paakar bahut khush the.</s>
