Write a shitty joke my grandfather might say that’s really not very funny but you laugh anyway. 

system
ek chamakdaar majaak likho mere dada kah sakate hai ki vastav main bahut mazedaar nahin he, lekin aap vaise bhi hansate hai.
user
uski car main ek aadmi driving kar rahaa he, or yah ek acchhee car he, ek bmdablyoo, vastav main.achaanak, kisi ne use peeche chhod diya!

to aadmi upar khinchataa he or car se baahar nikal jaataa he, or vah us aadmi ko dekhtaa he jo use martha he vah ek puraani car main he, or bhale hi vah peshaab kar rahaa ho, vah uske liye thodaa bura bhi mahasoos karata he,

use maarane vaala ladkaa kahata he, “mujhe bahut khed he!mujhe vishwaas nahin ho rahaa he ki aisa hua, yah puri tarah se meri galati thi.kripaya mujhe maaf karen!"

vah faisla karata he ki vah us aadmi ko maaf karne ja rahaa he or aage bad rahaa he.to donon apni kaaron main waapas aa jate hai or sadak par waapas aa jate hai.

phir achaanak, vah phir se rier-and ho jaataa he.to vah baahar nikalataa he, or yah ek hi aadmi he!vah phir se maafee maangata he, or bmdablyoo main aadmi ne apane behatar faisle ke khilaaf, aadmi ko phir se jane dene kaa faisla kiya.

or kuch hi minuton ke baad, vah phir se rier-anded ho jaataa he!is baar, jab vah car se baahar nikalataa he or chaaron ore dekhtaa he, to vah ise pehle do baar se ek hi aadmi dekhtaa he!

beet-ap car kaa ladkaa baahar nahin nikalataa he, lekin sirf khidki se chillaata he, "chintaa mat karo!yah sirf mujhe phir se he! ”
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
ek chamakdaar majaak likho mere dada kah sakate hai ki vastav main bahut mazedaar nahin he, lekin aap vaise bhi hansate hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
uski car main ek aadmi driving kar rahaa he, or yah ek acchhee car he, ek bmdablyoo, vastav main.achaanak, kisi ne use peeche chhod diya!

to aadmi upar khinchataa he or car se baahar nikal jaataa he, or vah us aadmi ko dekhtaa he jo use martha he vah ek puraani car main he, or bhale hi vah peshaab kar rahaa ho, vah uske liye thodaa bura bhi mahasoos karata he,

use maarane vaala ladkaa kahata he, “mujhe bahut khed he!mujhe vishwaas nahin ho rahaa he ki aisa hua, yah puri tarah se meri galati thi.kripaya mujhe maaf karen!"

vah faisla karata he ki vah us aadmi ko maaf karne ja rahaa he or aage bad rahaa he.to donon apni kaaron main waapas aa jate hai or sadak par waapas aa jate hai.

phir achaanak, vah phir se rier-and ho jaataa he.to vah baahar nikalataa he, or yah ek hi aadmi he!vah phir se maafee maangata he, or bmdablyoo main aadmi ne apane behatar faisle ke khilaaf, aadmi ko phir se jane dene kaa faisla kiya.

or kuch hi minuton ke baad, vah phir se rier-anded ho jaataa he!is baar, jab vah car se baahar nikalataa he or chaaron ore dekhtaa he, to vah ise pehle do baar se ek hi aadmi dekhtaa he!

beet-ap car kaa ladkaa baahar nahin nikalataa he, lekin sirf khidki se chillaata he, "chintaa mat karo!yah sirf mujhe phir se he! ”</s>
