Write three humorous text messages employees write to their boss giving excuses for being late for work.
system
teen vinodi paath sandesh likhen karmchaaree apane bos ko kaam ke liye der hone kaa bahaanaa dete hue likhte hai.
user
1. kshamaa karen, main kaam ke liye der hone ja rahaa hum.junglee geez ke ek jhund ne sadak ko avaruddh kar diya, or har baar jab maine yaa anya yatriyon ne pakshiyon ko sthanantarit karne kii koshish kii, to gander ne hamen nirdayata se uksaaya.main vartmaan main apane gadhe par ek hans kaatane kaa doctor kar rahaa hum.main aaj bhi apane desk par baithne main sakasham nahin ho saktaa.
2. main aaj ek ghanta yaa itani der se ja rahaa hum kyonki maine kal raat ek marathon puraa kiya.khayr, yah vastav main ek netflix marathon/ dwi ghaatuman tha, or mujhe nahin lagata ki yah mere liye drive karnaa surakshit he.plus said par, main ab karyaalay ke karmchaariyon ko bigaad saktaa hum.
3. are bos, main ise samay par kaam karne ke liye nahin ja rahaa hum.power outage ke kaaran meri electric car kal raat puri tarah se charge nahin hui.or mujhe nahin lagata ki agar main gas-sanchalit taxi ko bulaata hum to main khud ko ek sachcha sangrakshanvaadi gin saktaa hum.main ise kuch ghanton main karyaalay main banaaungaa.
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
teen vinodi paath sandesh likhen karmchaaree apane bos ko kaam ke liye der hone kaa bahaanaa dete hue likhte hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
1. kshamaa karen, main kaam ke liye der hone ja rahaa hum.junglee geez ke ek jhund ne sadak ko avaruddh kar diya, or har baar jab maine yaa anya yatriyon ne pakshiyon ko sthanantarit karne kii koshish kii, to gander ne hamen nirdayata se uksaaya.main vartmaan main apane gadhe par ek hans kaatane kaa doctor kar rahaa hum.main aaj bhi apane desk par baithne main sakasham nahin ho saktaa.
2. main aaj ek ghanta yaa itani der se ja rahaa hum kyonki maine kal raat ek marathon puraa kiya.khayr, yah vastav main ek netflix marathon/ dwi ghaatuman tha, or mujhe nahin lagata ki yah mere liye drive karnaa surakshit he.plus said par, main ab karyaalay ke karmchaariyon ko bigaad saktaa hum.
3. are bos, main ise samay par kaam karne ke liye nahin ja rahaa hum.power outage ke kaaran meri electric car kal raat puri tarah se charge nahin hui.or mujhe nahin lagata ki agar main gas-sanchalit taxi ko bulaata hum to main khud ko ek sachcha sangrakshanvaadi gin saktaa hum.main ise kuch ghanton main karyaalay main banaaungaa.</s>
