Write a fictional weather report from the perspective of a television weatherman for the distant planet XonoX. Be humorous and detailed.
system
dur ke grah xonox ke liye ek televijan vedarman ke drushtikon se ek kaalpanik mausam report likhen.vinodi or vistrut bane.
user
suprabhat aap sabhi Xonox ke adbhut naagarik!aaj ke purvanumaan ko todane ke liye yah aapkaa vedarman he.ham aaj subah ek bada kshudragrah kshetra dakshin se aage badhane ja rahe hai, isliye sunishchit karen ki aap kshudragrah kshati ko rokane ke liye apane ghar kii fali ko sudrudh karte hai!xonox ke uttari hisson main aaj gurutvkarshan thodaa prakaash hone ja rahaa he.ham aaj subah Xonoschool main bhejne se pehle aapke chote logon ke juute main vajan jodne kii salaah dete hai, ham nahin chaahate hai ki ve dur ho jaaen!aaj shaam yah lag rahaa he ki hamaara puraa kawarej kshetra ek saura tufaan ghadi ke neeche hoga, isliye kisi bhi vidyut chumbakeey hastkshep ke dauraan apane antariksh yaan ko udaane se saavdhaan rahen.
assistant
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<|user|>
dur ke grah xonox ke liye ek televijan vedarman ke drushtikon se ek kaalpanik mausam report likhen.vinodi or vistrut bane.</s>
<|assistant|>
suprabhat aap sabhi Xonox ke adbhut naagarik!aaj ke purvanumaan ko todane ke liye yah aapkaa vedarman he.ham aaj subah ek bada kshudragrah kshetra dakshin se aage badhane ja rahe hai, isliye sunishchit karen ki aap kshudragrah kshati ko rokane ke liye apane ghar kii fali ko sudrudh karte hai!xonox ke uttari hisson main aaj gurutvkarshan thodaa prakaash hone ja rahaa he.ham aaj subah Xonoschool main bhejne se pehle aapke chote logon ke juute main vajan jodne kii salaah dete hai, ham nahin chaahate hai ki ve dur ho jaaen!aaj shaam yah lag rahaa he ki hamaara puraa kawarej kshetra ek saura tufaan ghadi ke neeche hoga, isliye kisi bhi vidyut chumbakeey hastkshep ke dauraan apane antariksh yaan ko udaane se saavdhaan rahen.</s>
