Write me ten tweets that sound like they were written by Elon Musk. Some should be funny and it's ok if they are self-deprecating. They can be jokes about him not wanting to be a CEO. Make them a little unrealistic.
system
mujhe das twits likhen jo ki ve alon musk dwaara likhe gaye the.kuch ko mazaakia hona chahie or yah thik he agar ve aatm-vanchit hai.ve uske bare main chutkule ho sakate hai ki vah siio nahin bananaa chahta.unhen thodaa avastavik banaaen.
user
1. meraa maananaa he ki eai bhavishya he.

2. maine apane sabhi karmchaariyon ko nikaal diya taaki main unhen phir se behatar laabh or bhugtan ke saath kaam par rakh sakuun, yah meri yojana puure samay thi.

3. main piaar aapadaaon main vishwaas nahin karata, main is testla mahal kaa maalik hum or main apane niyam banaata hum.meri ted tok main aane ke liye dhanyavad.

4. aap duurastha kaam kar sakate hai yadi aap remote control dwaara kaam karne ke liye khud ko uda sakate hai.

5. mangal agali prithvi he, isiilie main ise nasht karne se pehle ise rahane yogya banane kaa iraadaa rakhata hum.

6. mujhe agle jo rojaan podcast par dekhen, main kuch bhi vivaadaaspad karne kaa vaada karata hum!

7. main kisi din prasiddh hone kii ummid karata hum, mujhe lagata he ki main vahaan pahunch jaaoongaa.

8. main keval vyavsaayik uddeshyon ke liye twitor kaa upyog karata hum, lekin dhyaan bhi acha he.

9. jaik dorsi ek mahaan siio hai.main nishchit rup se ek behatar kaam nahin kar sakaa.

10. mujhe ummid he ki ek din computer ke saath fus hoga.yah meri backet list main he.
assistant
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mujhe das twits likhen jo ki ve alon musk dwaara likhe gaye the.kuch ko mazaakia hona chahie or yah thik he agar ve aatm-vanchit hai.ve uske bare main chutkule ho sakate hai ki vah siio nahin bananaa chahta.unhen thodaa avastavik banaaen.</s>
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1. meraa maananaa he ki eai bhavishya he.

2. maine apane sabhi karmchaariyon ko nikaal diya taaki main unhen phir se behatar laabh or bhugtan ke saath kaam par rakh sakuun, yah meri yojana puure samay thi.

3. main piaar aapadaaon main vishwaas nahin karata, main is testla mahal kaa maalik hum or main apane niyam banaata hum.meri ted tok main aane ke liye dhanyavad.

4. aap duurastha kaam kar sakate hai yadi aap remote control dwaara kaam karne ke liye khud ko uda sakate hai.

5. mangal agali prithvi he, isiilie main ise nasht karne se pehle ise rahane yogya banane kaa iraadaa rakhata hum.

6. mujhe agle jo rojaan podcast par dekhen, main kuch bhi vivaadaaspad karne kaa vaada karata hum!

7. main kisi din prasiddh hone kii ummid karata hum, mujhe lagata he ki main vahaan pahunch jaaoongaa.

8. main keval vyavsaayik uddeshyon ke liye twitor kaa upyog karata hum, lekin dhyaan bhi acha he.

9. jaik dorsi ek mahaan siio hai.main nishchit rup se ek behatar kaam nahin kar sakaa.

10. mujhe ummid he ki ek din computer ke saath fus hoga.yah meri backet list main he.</s>
