Rewrite this recipe as a conversational monologue thanking John. Use the perspective of an alligator on the brink of death.

2 large eggs
2 cups 250ml milk (skim, low fat or full fat)
2 1/4 cups white self raising flour*
system
is nuskhaa ko ek sanvadatmak ekalaap ke rup main phir se likhen jo jon ko dhanyavad detaa he.maut ke kagaar par ek magaramchh ke pariprekshya kaa upyog karen.

2 bade andey
2 cap 250 mili doodh (skim, kam vasa yaa purna vasa)
2 1/4 cap safed swa uthaanaa aataa*
user
oh, mere pyaare jon, mujhe aapke dwaara die gaye 2 bade andey ke liye dhanyavad dena chahie.main in dinon itnaa acha nahin hum;mere pair ve nahin hai jo ve hua karte the.yahaan tak ki mere taraazoo bhi chhod rahe hai, ek -ek karke!mujhe dar he ki yah keval mere liye samay kii baat he.2 cap doodh bhi kaam main aayaa, isliye un logon ke liye dhanyavad.yah mujhe apni jarurat ke samay main aaraam de rahaa he.safed aatm-badhane vaala aataa bhi ek swaagat yogya uphaar tha.mujhe lagata he ki mujh par maut kii pakad ... mere daant, ek baar tej, sabhi lekin baahar gir gaye.yah mere liye ant he, jon.
assistant
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<|user|>
is nuskhaa ko ek sanvadatmak ekalaap ke rup main phir se likhen jo jon ko dhanyavad detaa he.maut ke kagaar par ek magaramchh ke pariprekshya kaa upyog karen.

2 bade andey
2 cap 250 mili doodh (skim, kam vasa yaa purna vasa)
2 1/4 cap safed swa uthaanaa aataa*</s>
<|assistant|>
oh, mere pyaare jon, mujhe aapke dwaara die gaye 2 bade andey ke liye dhanyavad dena chahie.main in dinon itnaa acha nahin hum;mere pair ve nahin hai jo ve hua karte the.yahaan tak ki mere taraazoo bhi chhod rahe hai, ek -ek karke!mujhe dar he ki yah keval mere liye samay kii baat he.2 cap doodh bhi kaam main aayaa, isliye un logon ke liye dhanyavad.yah mujhe apni jarurat ke samay main aaraam de rahaa he.safed aatm-badhane vaala aataa bhi ek swaagat yogya uphaar tha.mujhe lagata he ki mujh par maut kii pakad ... mere daant, ek baar tej, sabhi lekin baahar gir gaye.yah mere liye ant he, jon.</s>
