Write me an announcement that I have to say to my school tomorrow. It has to be for teenagers and has to do about school activities that day. It has to be funny. My name is Dylan.
system
mujhe ek ghoshnaa likhen ki mujhe kal apane skool se kahana he.yah kishoron ke liye hona chahie or us din skool kii gatividhiyon ke bare main karnaa hoga.yah mazaakia hona he.meraa naam dialan he.
user
"are doston, yah main hum, dialan, or aaj main din ke liye skool kii ghoshnaa kar rahaa hum, isliye ummid he ki yah prophessoron ke liye ek bura din hoga. haahaa, main sirf majaak kar rahaa hum; kripaya mujhe or adhik na karengruhakaarya.
 isliye aaj subah, skool principal aapke sabhi naashte ke liye bhugtan karegaa jaise vah hameshaa karata he kyonki yahaan kaa naashtaa muft he.kripaya mere liye kuch maffin chhod den.
 naashte ke baad, vigyaan shikshak rocket launch karegaa da science team maheenon se kaam kar rahi he.mujhe ummid he ki yah adhikansh spes eks rocket kii tarah khatm ho jayega or duusare se jameen se takaraayega.
 launch ke samay, hamaare paas tacos hoga.shikshak pablo apane adbhut tacos karenge, or main intjaar nahin kar saktaa.launch ke samay hamaare paas tacos hone ke baad se kuch samay ho gaya he, or ab mujhe lagata he, yah shaayad kharaab gandh ke kaaran he ki yah ek saptaah ke liye bathroom main chhod diya gaya he.
 dopaher skool footbal hamaare pratidwandviyon ke khilaaf sijan kaa pehla khel hoga.isliye har koi vahaan jayega or hamaari team kaa samarthan karegaa kyonki is saal ham champion honge, yaa hameshaa kii tarah antim sthaan samaapt karenge.
 to yah dialan tha, or mujhe aashaa he ki aap logon ke paas ek utkrisht din he, or skool ke principal ne mujhe bataaya ki aapako bataane ke liye ki aaj koi homework nahin he.haahaa, mujhe aashaa he ki mujhe jhooth bolne ke liye pareshaani nahin hogi.
 uf, main microphone ko band karnaa bhul gaya.alavida.
assistant
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<|user|>
mujhe ek ghoshnaa likhen ki mujhe kal apane skool se kahana he.yah kishoron ke liye hona chahie or us din skool kii gatividhiyon ke bare main karnaa hoga.yah mazaakia hona he.meraa naam dialan he.</s>
<|assistant|>
"are doston, yah main hum, dialan, or aaj main din ke liye skool kii ghoshnaa kar rahaa hum, isliye ummid he ki yah prophessoron ke liye ek bura din hoga. haahaa, main sirf majaak kar rahaa hum; kripaya mujhe or adhik na karengruhakaarya.
 isliye aaj subah, skool principal aapke sabhi naashte ke liye bhugtan karegaa jaise vah hameshaa karata he kyonki yahaan kaa naashtaa muft he.kripaya mere liye kuch maffin chhod den.
 naashte ke baad, vigyaan shikshak rocket launch karegaa da science team maheenon se kaam kar rahi he.mujhe ummid he ki yah adhikansh spes eks rocket kii tarah khatm ho jayega or duusare se jameen se takaraayega.
 launch ke samay, hamaare paas tacos hoga.shikshak pablo apane adbhut tacos karenge, or main intjaar nahin kar saktaa.launch ke samay hamaare paas tacos hone ke baad se kuch samay ho gaya he, or ab mujhe lagata he, yah shaayad kharaab gandh ke kaaran he ki yah ek saptaah ke liye bathroom main chhod diya gaya he.
 dopaher skool footbal hamaare pratidwandviyon ke khilaaf sijan kaa pehla khel hoga.isliye har koi vahaan jayega or hamaari team kaa samarthan karegaa kyonki is saal ham champion honge, yaa hameshaa kii tarah antim sthaan samaapt karenge.
 to yah dialan tha, or mujhe aashaa he ki aap logon ke paas ek utkrisht din he, or skool ke principal ne mujhe bataaya ki aapako bataane ke liye ki aaj koi homework nahin he.haahaa, mujhe aashaa he ki mujhe jhooth bolne ke liye pareshaani nahin hogi.
 uf, main microphone ko band karnaa bhul gaya.alavida.</s>
