Write a funny, short story about someone who will stop at nothing to go green and reduce their carbon footprint. 

system
kisi aise vyakti ke bare main ek mjedaar, choti kahani likhen jo hare rang main jane or apane carbon padchihn ko kam karne ke liye kuch bhi nahin roak degaa.
user
gairi ke paas ek vaastavik hare rang kaa angootha he, or paryaavaran kii dekhbhaal karnaa uske liye behad mahatvapurn he.vah apane carbon padchihn ko kaatane ke liye har sambhav kadam uthaata he, or yah samaan maap main apane aas -paas ke sabhi ko prerit karata he or rahasy detaa he.bistar par jane se pehle prayek raat, vah apane ghar kii shakti ko kaat detaa he taaki uske electronic upkaran niskriy shakti na karen.

unke lagbhag sabhi upkaran kaaphi puraane hai, kyonki gairi nae pradooshan paidaa karne vaale utpaadan main yogadan dene se pehle jitna sambhav ho utana upyog karnaa chaahate hai.ekmaatr apwaad unke nae, pani-kushal dishwasher or unke saura-sanchalit garm pani kii tank hai.

grihaswami sangh gairi se nafrat karata he kyonki vah apane saamne ke lon par makai ugta he.unke sabhi bhojan ko sthaneey rup se jitna sambhav ho utana khatta kiya jaataa he, or vah ek bike par kaam karne ke liye avaagaman karata he jo aisa nahin lagata ki yah kaam karnaa chahie.unhone ise swayan punarnavinikaran bhaagon se baahar banaaya, or yah fred flinstone kii car kii tarah kudane or rock karne lagata he.phir bhi, yah ek tukade main rahata he or use pradooshan main yogadan ke bina kaam karne ke liye eemaandaaree se vahan karata he.kul milakar, gairi ne apane carbon padchihn ko chota rakhane ke liye kuch bhi nahin kiya he.
assistant
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<|user|>
kisi aise vyakti ke bare main ek mjedaar, choti kahani likhen jo hare rang main jane or apane carbon padchihn ko kam karne ke liye kuch bhi nahin roak degaa.</s>
<|assistant|>
gairi ke paas ek vaastavik hare rang kaa angootha he, or paryaavaran kii dekhbhaal karnaa uske liye behad mahatvapurn he.vah apane carbon padchihn ko kaatane ke liye har sambhav kadam uthaata he, or yah samaan maap main apane aas -paas ke sabhi ko prerit karata he or rahasy detaa he.bistar par jane se pehle prayek raat, vah apane ghar kii shakti ko kaat detaa he taaki uske electronic upkaran niskriy shakti na karen.

unke lagbhag sabhi upkaran kaaphi puraane hai, kyonki gairi nae pradooshan paidaa karne vaale utpaadan main yogadan dene se pehle jitna sambhav ho utana upyog karnaa chaahate hai.ekmaatr apwaad unke nae, pani-kushal dishwasher or unke saura-sanchalit garm pani kii tank hai.

grihaswami sangh gairi se nafrat karata he kyonki vah apane saamne ke lon par makai ugta he.unke sabhi bhojan ko sthaneey rup se jitna sambhav ho utana khatta kiya jaataa he, or vah ek bike par kaam karne ke liye avaagaman karata he jo aisa nahin lagata ki yah kaam karnaa chahie.unhone ise swayan punarnavinikaran bhaagon se baahar banaaya, or yah fred flinstone kii car kii tarah kudane or rock karne lagata he.phir bhi, yah ek tukade main rahata he or use pradooshan main yogadan ke bina kaam karne ke liye eemaandaaree se vahan karata he.kul milakar, gairi ne apane carbon padchihn ko chota rakhane ke liye kuch bhi nahin kiya he.</s>
