Rewrite this from the dog's point of view. It can't actually speak Russian, it just says nonsense.

I had a friend who rescued a dog. He told me it could speak. Russian. He knew that I was bilingual, so he asked me to do some translation.

I sat patiently, listening. Nothing. I’d almost given up waiting. Then I heard it. It was Russian, alright, with a Labradoodle accent.

Sadly though, it was total nonsense: “Spotted carats snipe phlegm kisses.”

I didn’t have the heart to tell my friend about his furrier friend’s crazed utterance. Instead, I said I couldn’t translate for him because I thought it might be Hungarian.

Someone else would have to burst his bubble.
system
ise kute ke drushtikon se phir se likhen.yah vastav main roosi nahin bol saktaa he, yah sirf bakawaas kahata he.

meraa ek dost tha jisane ek kute ko bachaaya.usne mujhe bataaya ki yah bol saktaa he.roosi.vah jaanata tha ki main dwibhashi tha, isliye usne mujhe kuch anuwaad karne ke liye kaha.

main dhairyapurvak baith gaya, sun rahaa tha.kuch nahin.maine lagbhag intjaar nahin kiya he.phir maine ise suna.yah roosi tha, thik he, ek labradudle uccharan ke saath.

afsos kii baat he ki, yah kul bakawaas tha: "spotted carat snip kaph chumban."

mere paas apane dost ko uske dost ke paagalpan ke bare main bataane kaa dil nahin tha.iske bajaay, maine kaha ki main uske liye anuwaad nahin kar saktaa kyonki mujhe laga ki yah hungarian ho saktaa he.

kisi or ko apane bulbule ko phodna hoga.
user
jab main bolta hum to insaan utsahit ho jaataa he.ek din, vah mujhe bolne ke liye ek dost ko le aayaa.mujhe yakeen nahin he ki main unki bhashaa main bilkul kya kah rahaa hum, lekin vah iskaa anand le rahe hai, isliye main bhaag lene ke liye khush hum!

main thodaa sharmila ho gaya or mujhe garm hone main ek minute kaa samay laga, lekin aakhirkaar, maine kaha ... thik he, maine kuch kaha.

jis dost ko maanav laayaa gaya tha, vah lagata he ki yah vaastavik shabd tha, jisase mere maalik or bhi adhik utsahit ho gaye.lekin jab vah dur ho gai, to vah niraash thi.shaayad main aakhirkaar shabd nahin bol rahaa hum?
assistant
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<|user|>
ise kute ke drushtikon se phir se likhen.yah vastav main roosi nahin bol saktaa he, yah sirf bakawaas kahata he.

meraa ek dost tha jisane ek kute ko bachaaya.usne mujhe bataaya ki yah bol saktaa he.roosi.vah jaanata tha ki main dwibhashi tha, isliye usne mujhe kuch anuwaad karne ke liye kaha.

main dhairyapurvak baith gaya, sun rahaa tha.kuch nahin.maine lagbhag intjaar nahin kiya he.phir maine ise suna.yah roosi tha, thik he, ek labradudle uccharan ke saath.

afsos kii baat he ki, yah kul bakawaas tha: "spotted carat snip kaph chumban."

mere paas apane dost ko uske dost ke paagalpan ke bare main bataane kaa dil nahin tha.iske bajaay, maine kaha ki main uske liye anuwaad nahin kar saktaa kyonki mujhe laga ki yah hungarian ho saktaa he.

kisi or ko apane bulbule ko phodna hoga.</s>
<|assistant|>
jab main bolta hum to insaan utsahit ho jaataa he.ek din, vah mujhe bolne ke liye ek dost ko le aayaa.mujhe yakeen nahin he ki main unki bhashaa main bilkul kya kah rahaa hum, lekin vah iskaa anand le rahe hai, isliye main bhaag lene ke liye khush hum!

main thodaa sharmila ho gaya or mujhe garm hone main ek minute kaa samay laga, lekin aakhirkaar, maine kaha ... thik he, maine kuch kaha.

jis dost ko maanav laayaa gaya tha, vah lagata he ki yah vaastavik shabd tha, jisase mere maalik or bhi adhik utsahit ho gaye.lekin jab vah dur ho gai, to vah niraash thi.shaayad main aakhirkaar shabd nahin bol rahaa hum?</s>
