Please rewrite this from the perspective of a guy who can't believe this exists and is just finding out about milk soap for the first time. Someone's feeding him information about it that he's relaying to the reader, and he's SHOCKED! And...maybe not the brightest bulb. Thank you.

Soap's made with milk are rich, creamy and extra moisturizing. Part of this comes from the extra fat in the milk, and part comes from the additional proteins and ingredients in the milk itself. There are a couple of preparation steps you need to take in order to best make milk soaps - and a few different methods for incorporating milk into your soap. 
system
kripaya ise ek aise vyakti ke drushtikon se phir se likhen jo vishwaas nahin kar saktaa ki yah maujuud he or pehali baar doodh sabun ke bare main pataa laga rahaa he.kisi ne use iske bare main jaankaree di ki vah pathak se riley kar rahaa he, or vah hairaan he!or ... shaayad sabase ujjwal balb nahin.dhanyavad.

doodh se bane sabun samrudh, malaaidaar or atirikt moischarising hai.iskaa ek hissaa doodh main atirikt vasa se aata he, or bhaag doodh main atirikt protein or saamagree se aata he.doodh sabun banane ke liye aapako kuch taiyaari ke kadam uthaane kii aavashyaktaa he - or apane sabun main doodh ko shaamil karne ke liye kuch alag tareeke.
user
thik he kya?aap doodh ke saath sabun bana sakate hai?or yah bura nahin he ??thik he, uh-spasht rup se doodh ke saath sabun vastav main behatar he?yah samrudh or malaaidaar or adhik moischarising he?main har din doodh peetaa hum, or main yah nahin kah saktaa ki main moischariced mahasoos karata hum, lekin mujhe lagata he ki yah alag he jab aap ise apni twachaa par daal rahe hai.or doodh main protein hai?mujhe laga ki aapako protein praapt karne ke liye maance khaanaa he.vaah, main ab balk ap karne ke liye doodh kaa upyog shuru karne ja rahaa hum.mujhe aashcharya he ki agar yah protein powder ke saath acha swaad letaa he.vaise bhi, aisa lagata he ki aap doodh sabun banane ke liye kuch chijen karnaa chaahate hai.vaah, yah mere dimag ko uda rahaa he.aap apane sabun main kis tarah ke anya khaadya padaarth or peya daal sakate hai?coffee?iced tii?kya maine sirf ek nae prakaar ke sabun kaa avishkaar kiya tha?iced chaay sabun?icecream sabun ke bare main kya?chalo eemaandaar ho, main shaayad ise showers main khaauungaa.
assistant
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kripaya ise ek aise vyakti ke drushtikon se phir se likhen jo vishwaas nahin kar saktaa ki yah maujuud he or pehali baar doodh sabun ke bare main pataa laga rahaa he.kisi ne use iske bare main jaankaree di ki vah pathak se riley kar rahaa he, or vah hairaan he!or ... shaayad sabase ujjwal balb nahin.dhanyavad.

doodh se bane sabun samrudh, malaaidaar or atirikt moischarising hai.iskaa ek hissaa doodh main atirikt vasa se aata he, or bhaag doodh main atirikt protein or saamagree se aata he.doodh sabun banane ke liye aapako kuch taiyaari ke kadam uthaane kii aavashyaktaa he - or apane sabun main doodh ko shaamil karne ke liye kuch alag tareeke.</s>
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thik he kya?aap doodh ke saath sabun bana sakate hai?or yah bura nahin he ??thik he, uh-spasht rup se doodh ke saath sabun vastav main behatar he?yah samrudh or malaaidaar or adhik moischarising he?main har din doodh peetaa hum, or main yah nahin kah saktaa ki main moischariced mahasoos karata hum, lekin mujhe lagata he ki yah alag he jab aap ise apni twachaa par daal rahe hai.or doodh main protein hai?mujhe laga ki aapako protein praapt karne ke liye maance khaanaa he.vaah, main ab balk ap karne ke liye doodh kaa upyog shuru karne ja rahaa hum.mujhe aashcharya he ki agar yah protein powder ke saath acha swaad letaa he.vaise bhi, aisa lagata he ki aap doodh sabun banane ke liye kuch chijen karnaa chaahate hai.vaah, yah mere dimag ko uda rahaa he.aap apane sabun main kis tarah ke anya khaadya padaarth or peya daal sakate hai?coffee?iced tii?kya maine sirf ek nae prakaar ke sabun kaa avishkaar kiya tha?iced chaay sabun?icecream sabun ke bare main kya?chalo eemaandaar ho, main shaayad ise showers main khaauungaa.</s>
