Mankind is now able to travel to other planets. Write a Yelp-like review from the viewpoint of someone who has traveled to Mars. Give it a random star rating (out of 5) and make it funny. At least 2 paragraphs.
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maanav jati ab anya grahon kii yatra karne main sakasham he.mangal grah kii yatra karne vaale kisi vyakti ke drushtikon se ek yelp jaisi samiksha likhen.ise ek yadrichhik star reating (5 main se) den or ise mazaakia banaaen.kam se kam 2 paragraph.
user
reating: 5 main se 3 star

maine haal hi main mangal kii yatra kii or vichaar is duniya se baahar the, shabdic rup se!;)
avaagaman bilkul bhi aasaan nahin tha or unhone hamen lagbhag 2 maheene ke liye ek tang capsule main khud ko strap karne ke liye majaboor kiya.ek baar jab ham vahaan pahunche to meraa sharir hafton tak gale main tha!bhojan sabase acha nahin tha, lekin aap fries-sookhe se kya ummid kar sakate hai?
main kabhi bhi ek or fries-sookhe spegati ko phir se nahin dekhnaa chahta.

ek baar jab ham mangal par pahunche, to main yah dekhne ke liye bahut utsahit tha ki sab kuch kitna laal tha!isane mujhe mat demen ke saath film 'da martian' kii yaad dilaa di.aisa laga jaise main khud film main tha lekin main vastav main grah par tha.koun jaanata tha ki anya grahon par kitni shant chattaane hongi?
kam gurutvkarshan pehali baar main bahut mjedaar tha, lekin thodi der ke baad, yah sirf kshtprad ho gaya kyonki mujhe is tarah se aage badhane kii aadat nahin thi.oxigen kii kami main yah ek bada kaarak ho saktaa he ki main sweekaar karne ke liye dekhbhaal karun.kul milakar, mangal nishchit rup se kisi bhi ruchi ke liye ek grah dekhnaa chahie!bas apane khud ke snacks or kuch aapako udaan par kabja karne ke liye rakhen.(unke paas ek acchhee film chayan nahin tha.)
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maanav jati ab anya grahon kii yatra karne main sakasham he.mangal grah kii yatra karne vaale kisi vyakti ke drushtikon se ek yelp jaisi samiksha likhen.ise ek yadrichhik star reating (5 main se) den or ise mazaakia banaaen.kam se kam 2 paragraph.</s>
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reating: 5 main se 3 star

maine haal hi main mangal kii yatra kii or vichaar is duniya se baahar the, shabdic rup se!;)
avaagaman bilkul bhi aasaan nahin tha or unhone hamen lagbhag 2 maheene ke liye ek tang capsule main khud ko strap karne ke liye majaboor kiya.ek baar jab ham vahaan pahunche to meraa sharir hafton tak gale main tha!bhojan sabase acha nahin tha, lekin aap fries-sookhe se kya ummid kar sakate hai?
main kabhi bhi ek or fries-sookhe spegati ko phir se nahin dekhnaa chahta.

ek baar jab ham mangal par pahunche, to main yah dekhne ke liye bahut utsahit tha ki sab kuch kitna laal tha!isane mujhe mat demen ke saath film 'da martian' kii yaad dilaa di.aisa laga jaise main khud film main tha lekin main vastav main grah par tha.koun jaanata tha ki anya grahon par kitni shant chattaane hongi?
kam gurutvkarshan pehali baar main bahut mjedaar tha, lekin thodi der ke baad, yah sirf kshtprad ho gaya kyonki mujhe is tarah se aage badhane kii aadat nahin thi.oxigen kii kami main yah ek bada kaarak ho saktaa he ki main sweekaar karne ke liye dekhbhaal karun.kul milakar, mangal nishchit rup se kisi bhi ruchi ke liye ek grah dekhnaa chahie!bas apane khud ke snacks or kuch aapako udaan par kabja karne ke liye rakhen.(unke paas ek acchhee film chayan nahin tha.)</s>
