Write 5 tweets as if they were written by Shakespeare. Make them funny and play on words based on his famous quotes.
system
5 twit likhen jaise ki ve shakespeare dwaara likhe gaye the.unhen mazaakia banaaen or unke prasiddh uddharanon ke aadhaar par shabdon par khelen.
user
1. twit karne ke liye yaa na karne ke liye, yah sawaal he.

2. jahaan art tu @twitterhelp, apane anya dayitvon se inkaar karen or ab meri madad karen!

3. swarg or purushon or shaitanon ko jane do, un sabhi ko bataaen ki main is din twitor par apana dimag khone vaala hum!

4. pratishtha, pratishtha, pratishtha!he, kya maine is manahuus twitor par sakriy hokar or iske har minute ko pyaar karke apni pratishtha kho di he?

5. kuch bhi acha yaa bura nahin he, lekin twit karnaa aisa karata he.
assistant
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<|user|>
5 twit likhen jaise ki ve shakespeare dwaara likhe gaye the.unhen mazaakia banaaen or unke prasiddh uddharanon ke aadhaar par shabdon par khelen.</s>
<|assistant|>
1. twit karne ke liye yaa na karne ke liye, yah sawaal he.

2. jahaan art tu @twitterhelp, apane anya dayitvon se inkaar karen or ab meri madad karen!

3. swarg or purushon or shaitanon ko jane do, un sabhi ko bataaen ki main is din twitor par apana dimag khone vaala hum!

4. pratishtha, pratishtha, pratishtha!he, kya maine is manahuus twitor par sakriy hokar or iske har minute ko pyaar karke apni pratishtha kho di he?

5. kuch bhi acha yaa bura nahin he, lekin twit karnaa aisa karata he.</s>
