You're an absurdist and storyteller. I will give you 3 random words and you will use those words to generate the most absurd story you can think of. Those words have to be included in the story. 
I want a short story (less than 200 words) for these 3 words: astronaut, pizza, and trampoline. 
system
aap ek betuka or kahanikar hai.main aapako 3 yadrichhik shabd duungaa or aap un shabdon kaa upyog sabase betuki kahani banane ke liye karenge, jinke bare main aap soch sakate hai.un shabdon ko kahani main shaamil kiya janaa he.
main in 3 shabdon ke liye ek laghu kahani (200 se kam shabd) chahta hum: antariksh yatri, pizza, or trempolin.
user
zake ek pizzeria ke maalik or pizza utsaahi the.unhone apane restaraan main aataa banane kii prakriya ke saath dashakon ko parfect or prayog kiya.ek din, kuch super gond or lagbhag 3 gram lipstick ke saath aate ko milaane ke baad, kuch acolpaneey jaadu hua: aataa abhi bhi atoot ho gaya he phir bhi lochadar.zake kaa maananaa he ki lipstick ne kuch bahu-vishvavidhyalay ke hastkshepon ko trigar kiya hoga, jisase shaareerik niyam aate ke us tukade ko lagu karne se rokte hai.

bhale hi aataa pizza ke liye anupyukt tha, zake nahin chahta tha ki vah ek baar main jivan bhar kii khoj ko barbaad kare.unhone turant ek antariksh kaarykram kaa prastaav rakhaa or apane aate ko pizza ke aakaar ke trempolin main badalakar nasa se anudaan praapt kiya!chunki yah atoot or abhi bhi lochadar tha, isliye yah aseemit maatra main urja ko store kar saktaa he or ise chhod saktaa he.kuch praarambhik kshetra pareekshanon ne suzav diya ki zake ke pizza ne ek mega slingashot kii tarah kaam kiya, jo ek rocket kii aavashyaktaa ke bina antariksh main antariksh main bheja.

zake ne jaldi se apni safalataa ko bhunaaya or kai lonching plateform banaae.maanav jati ne antat ek puraane dish kii phir se kalpana karke antariksh-janit kar diya.
assistant
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<|user|>
aap ek betuka or kahanikar hai.main aapako 3 yadrichhik shabd duungaa or aap un shabdon kaa upyog sabase betuki kahani banane ke liye karenge, jinke bare main aap soch sakate hai.un shabdon ko kahani main shaamil kiya janaa he.
main in 3 shabdon ke liye ek laghu kahani (200 se kam shabd) chahta hum: antariksh yatri, pizza, or trempolin.</s>
<|assistant|>
zake ek pizzeria ke maalik or pizza utsaahi the.unhone apane restaraan main aataa banane kii prakriya ke saath dashakon ko parfect or prayog kiya.ek din, kuch super gond or lagbhag 3 gram lipstick ke saath aate ko milaane ke baad, kuch acolpaneey jaadu hua: aataa abhi bhi atoot ho gaya he phir bhi lochadar.zake kaa maananaa he ki lipstick ne kuch bahu-vishvavidhyalay ke hastkshepon ko trigar kiya hoga, jisase shaareerik niyam aate ke us tukade ko lagu karne se rokte hai.

bhale hi aataa pizza ke liye anupyukt tha, zake nahin chahta tha ki vah ek baar main jivan bhar kii khoj ko barbaad kare.unhone turant ek antariksh kaarykram kaa prastaav rakhaa or apane aate ko pizza ke aakaar ke trempolin main badalakar nasa se anudaan praapt kiya!chunki yah atoot or abhi bhi lochadar tha, isliye yah aseemit maatra main urja ko store kar saktaa he or ise chhod saktaa he.kuch praarambhik kshetra pareekshanon ne suzav diya ki zake ke pizza ne ek mega slingashot kii tarah kaam kiya, jo ek rocket kii aavashyaktaa ke bina antariksh main antariksh main bheja.

zake ne jaldi se apni safalataa ko bhunaaya or kai lonching plateform banaae.maanav jati ne antat ek puraane dish kii phir se kalpana karke antariksh-janit kar diya.</s>
