Rewrite the famous Col Jessup speech about handling the truth from the POV of a redneck. Use redneck sayings, slang, and spellings.   

You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
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ek redneyk ke piovi se sachai ko sanbhaalane ke bare main prasiddh karnal jesp bhaashan ko phir se likhen.RedNeck Sayings, slang or ssailing kaa upyog karen.

aap sachai ko sambhaal nahin sakate!

betaa, ham ek aisi duniya main rahete hai jisamen deevaaren hai, or un deevaaron ko bandook ke saath purushon dwaara sangrakshit kiya janaa he.yah koun karne vaala he?aap?aap, leftinent venberg?mere paas adhik se adhik jimmedaari he ki aap sambhawatah thaah kar sakate hai.aap santiyago ke liye rote hai, or aap marine ko shaap dete hai.aapke paas vah vilasita he.aapke paas yah jaanane kii vilasita he ki mujhe kya pataa he - ki santiyago kii mrityu, jabaki dukhad he, shaayad jivan ko bachaaya;or meraa astitv, jabaki aap ke liye grotesque or samaj se baahar, jivan bachaata he.
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acchhee tarah se apane dil ko aashirwad den, mujhe lagata he ki aap sachai ko sambhaal nahin sakate.

ladkaa, hamane ek aisi duniya main livin kiya, jisamen deevaaren hai, or dame thar kii deevaaren achche ole ladakon dwaara bandook ke saath sangrakshit hai.yah koun karne vaala he?Y'all?Y'all, leftinent venberg?yahan suno ladkaa, maine georgia pine kii tulana main badi jimmedaariyaan di.santiyago ke liye y'all crayin, or y'all cussin 'marine.khayr, mujhe lagata he ki y'all ne us lakjri ko kiya he.khayr, mujhe yah bhi lagata he ki y'all ek herhouse main ek murga kii tulana main bhaagyashaalee hai, kyonki mujhe pataa nahin he ki mujhe kya pataa he.dekhie, santiyago kii mrityu, dukhad or sabhi ho sakati he, lekin yah sambhawatah ek hound dog ke pissu kii tulana main adhik jaan bachaata he.khayr, mujhe lagata he ki mere bahut hi '' par shaktishaalee ajeeb or neech dikhne vaale 'ko'
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ek redneyk ke piovi se sachai ko sanbhaalane ke bare main prasiddh karnal jesp bhaashan ko phir se likhen.RedNeck Sayings, slang or ssailing kaa upyog karen.

aap sachai ko sambhaal nahin sakate!

betaa, ham ek aisi duniya main rahete hai jisamen deevaaren hai, or un deevaaron ko bandook ke saath purushon dwaara sangrakshit kiya janaa he.yah koun karne vaala he?aap?aap, leftinent venberg?mere paas adhik se adhik jimmedaari he ki aap sambhawatah thaah kar sakate hai.aap santiyago ke liye rote hai, or aap marine ko shaap dete hai.aapke paas vah vilasita he.aapke paas yah jaanane kii vilasita he ki mujhe kya pataa he - ki santiyago kii mrityu, jabaki dukhad he, shaayad jivan ko bachaaya;or meraa astitv, jabaki aap ke liye grotesque or samaj se baahar, jivan bachaata he.</s>
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acchhee tarah se apane dil ko aashirwad den, mujhe lagata he ki aap sachai ko sambhaal nahin sakate.

ladkaa, hamane ek aisi duniya main livin kiya, jisamen deevaaren hai, or dame thar kii deevaaren achche ole ladakon dwaara bandook ke saath sangrakshit hai.yah koun karne vaala he?Y'all?Y'all, leftinent venberg?yahan suno ladkaa, maine georgia pine kii tulana main badi jimmedaariyaan di.santiyago ke liye y'all crayin, or y'all cussin 'marine.khayr, mujhe lagata he ki y'all ne us lakjri ko kiya he.khayr, mujhe yah bhi lagata he ki y'all ek herhouse main ek murga kii tulana main bhaagyashaalee hai, kyonki mujhe pataa nahin he ki mujhe kya pataa he.dekhie, santiyago kii mrityu, dukhad or sabhi ho sakati he, lekin yah sambhawatah ek hound dog ke pissu kii tulana main adhik jaan bachaata he.khayr, mujhe lagata he ki mere bahut hi '' par shaktishaalee ajeeb or neech dikhne vaale 'ko'</s>
