I need a humorous script between a doctor and a patient, about a patient that refuses to stop eating rubber bands
system
mujhe ek doctor or ek marij ke bich ek hasya script kii aavashyaktaa he, ek marij ke bare main jo rabar band khaane se rokane se inkaar karata he
user
doctor: thik he, aapkaa bldwork saamaanya dikh rahaa he, isliye yah acha he.main is bare main thodaa chintit ho rahaa hum ki main in xrays se kya dekh rahaa hum.kya aap haal hi main kuch bhi ajeeb kha rahe hai?

rogi: echem, mujhe lagata he ki main haal hi main thodaa or fast food kha rahaa hum.bahut saare soup, or rabar band ke mere dainik pack, jo sabhi kaaphi saamaanya hai jo main maanoonga.

doctor: oh, acchhee tarah se main- ruko, nishchit nahin ki maine yah sahi suna.kya aapane kaha tha ki aap rojaanaa rabar band kaa ek packet kha rahe hai?

rogi: meraa matlab he, haan.har koi nahin he?meraa matlab he, ve saste or swaadisht hai!jab bhi main dollar kii dukaan par hota hum to meraa pasandida ilaaj hadapney ke liye.

doctor: main ... yah meri drudh sifarish he ki aap turant rabar band khaane ke liye ek stop daalate hai.

rogi: aapke liye aisa nahin kar saktaa, doctor.dekhie, main aapke dwaara kii gai salaah ke kisi bhi anya tukade ko sunuunga, chaahe vah adhik saag kha rahaa ho yaa adhik machhlee.lekin ek baat jo main nahin de saktaa, vah he rabar band kaa meraa dainik pack.

doctor: eemaandaaree se, yah mere liye pehali baar he, or maine kuch ajeeb chijen dekhi hai.aisa kya he jo aapako in rabar band ko khaanaa jari rakhane ke liye majaboor karata he?

rogi: doctor, maine apane puure jivan main is tarah ke swaadisht or purna snake ko kabhi nahin janaa he.eemaandaaree se, yah mere din kaa mukhya aakarshan he jo rabar band kaa ek bag khol rahaa he or unamem se kuch par grabing kar rahaa he, baaki ke liye baad main bachaa jab main kaam ke baad sofe par baahar nikalataa hum.

doctor: nishchit rup se uske liye behatar snacks hai.kya aapane aalu ke chips kii koshish kii he, yaa shaayad icecream bhi?

rogi: haan doctor, un sabhi kii koshish kii, or unamem se koi bhi us khushi kii tulana bhi nahin kar saktaa tha jo mujhe us pehle rabar band ko mere munh main pop karne se miltaa he.or eemaandaaree se, kya aapane aalu ke chips or icecream main kya dekha he?main kahuunga ki meraa swasthya rabar band ke saath behatar he, dhanyavad.

doctor: sar, hamaare paas kam se kam record hai ki un prakaar ke snacks aapke sharir ko kya karenge.mujhe dar he ki yadi aap rabar band khaane ke is raste par jari rakhte hai to main aapako uchit chikitsa salaah nahin de saktaa.

rogi: kisi bhi bhagya ke saath, shaayad main "da rabarband main" ban jaaoongaa!
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mujhe ek doctor or ek marij ke bich ek hasya script kii aavashyaktaa he, ek marij ke bare main jo rabar band khaane se rokane se inkaar karata he</s>
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doctor: thik he, aapkaa bldwork saamaanya dikh rahaa he, isliye yah acha he.main is bare main thodaa chintit ho rahaa hum ki main in xrays se kya dekh rahaa hum.kya aap haal hi main kuch bhi ajeeb kha rahe hai?

rogi: echem, mujhe lagata he ki main haal hi main thodaa or fast food kha rahaa hum.bahut saare soup, or rabar band ke mere dainik pack, jo sabhi kaaphi saamaanya hai jo main maanoonga.

doctor: oh, acchhee tarah se main- ruko, nishchit nahin ki maine yah sahi suna.kya aapane kaha tha ki aap rojaanaa rabar band kaa ek packet kha rahe hai?

rogi: meraa matlab he, haan.har koi nahin he?meraa matlab he, ve saste or swaadisht hai!jab bhi main dollar kii dukaan par hota hum to meraa pasandida ilaaj hadapney ke liye.

doctor: main ... yah meri drudh sifarish he ki aap turant rabar band khaane ke liye ek stop daalate hai.

rogi: aapke liye aisa nahin kar saktaa, doctor.dekhie, main aapke dwaara kii gai salaah ke kisi bhi anya tukade ko sunuunga, chaahe vah adhik saag kha rahaa ho yaa adhik machhlee.lekin ek baat jo main nahin de saktaa, vah he rabar band kaa meraa dainik pack.

doctor: eemaandaaree se, yah mere liye pehali baar he, or maine kuch ajeeb chijen dekhi hai.aisa kya he jo aapako in rabar band ko khaanaa jari rakhane ke liye majaboor karata he?

rogi: doctor, maine apane puure jivan main is tarah ke swaadisht or purna snake ko kabhi nahin janaa he.eemaandaaree se, yah mere din kaa mukhya aakarshan he jo rabar band kaa ek bag khol rahaa he or unamem se kuch par grabing kar rahaa he, baaki ke liye baad main bachaa jab main kaam ke baad sofe par baahar nikalataa hum.

doctor: nishchit rup se uske liye behatar snacks hai.kya aapane aalu ke chips kii koshish kii he, yaa shaayad icecream bhi?

rogi: haan doctor, un sabhi kii koshish kii, or unamem se koi bhi us khushi kii tulana bhi nahin kar saktaa tha jo mujhe us pehle rabar band ko mere munh main pop karne se miltaa he.or eemaandaaree se, kya aapane aalu ke chips or icecream main kya dekha he?main kahuunga ki meraa swasthya rabar band ke saath behatar he, dhanyavad.

doctor: sar, hamaare paas kam se kam record hai ki un prakaar ke snacks aapke sharir ko kya karenge.mujhe dar he ki yadi aap rabar band khaane ke is raste par jari rakhte hai to main aapako uchit chikitsa salaah nahin de saktaa.

rogi: kisi bhi bhagya ke saath, shaayad main "da rabarband main" ban jaaoongaa!</s>
