Please condense this book review so it will fit into a tweet, and give it the tone of a tweet as well:

*Spoiler Alert*

You couldn't have prised this out of my hands initially.

However, somewhere at the 60% region, it got bogged down by too many flash-fires while our protagonist, Ryland Grace, the ultimate Gary Sue and the purveyor of all things Space/Biology/Physics/Chemistry/Engineering/Math/Music/Language/Etc, got progressively more facetious and irritating.

Like a modern-day John McClane (but in space) and with astrophage as the villain. The bumbling White guy who we all know will save the day. He even saved the aliens. Imagine that?

The only good thing about this book is Rocky the Eridian.
system
kripaya is pustak kii samiksha karen taaki yah ek twit main feet ho, or ise ek twit kaa swar bhi de:

*bigadane kii chetavanee*

aap shuru main ise mere haathon se beshkeemtee nahin kar sakate the.

haalaanki, 60% kshetra main, yah bahut saare flash-fire se takaraa gaya, jabaki hamaare nayak, riland gres, da ultimate gairi su or ol things ke purwair spes/biology/physics/chemistry/ejineering/maith/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/bhashaa/aadi, uttarottar adhik mukhar or pareshaan ho gaya.

ek aadhunik din kii tarah jon mcclan (lekin antariksh main) or khagol ke saath khalanaayak ke rup main.bombaling gore aadmi jise ham sabhi jaanate hai ki vah din ko bachaayegaa.usne aliens ko bhi bachaaya.kalpana karo ki?

is pustak ke bare main ekmaatr acchhee baat he rocky da eredian.
user
#Spoilers:

yah pustak bahut acchhee lagi.durbhaagya se, 60% nishaan dwaara, nayak spasht rup se sab kuch (rasayan vigyaan, ganit, sangeet, bhashaa, aadi) par bahut sahi tha - antariksh main ek bambaling jon mcclan.yah ek purvagami nishkarsh tha ki vah din ko bachaayegaa.rocky shant tha, tho.
assistant
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kripaya is pustak kii samiksha karen taaki yah ek twit main feet ho, or ise ek twit kaa swar bhi de:

*bigadane kii chetavanee*

aap shuru main ise mere haathon se beshkeemtee nahin kar sakate the.

haalaanki, 60% kshetra main, yah bahut saare flash-fire se takaraa gaya, jabaki hamaare nayak, riland gres, da ultimate gairi su or ol things ke purwair spes/biology/physics/chemistry/ejineering/maith/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/mujeec/bhashaa/aadi, uttarottar adhik mukhar or pareshaan ho gaya.

ek aadhunik din kii tarah jon mcclan (lekin antariksh main) or khagol ke saath khalanaayak ke rup main.bombaling gore aadmi jise ham sabhi jaanate hai ki vah din ko bachaayegaa.usne aliens ko bhi bachaaya.kalpana karo ki?

is pustak ke bare main ekmaatr acchhee baat he rocky da eredian.</s>
<|assistant|>
#Spoilers:

yah pustak bahut acchhee lagi.durbhaagya se, 60% nishaan dwaara, nayak spasht rup se sab kuch (rasayan vigyaan, ganit, sangeet, bhashaa, aadi) par bahut sahi tha - antariksh main ek bambaling jon mcclan.yah ek purvagami nishkarsh tha ki vah din ko bachaayegaa.rocky shant tha, tho.</s>
