Write me a horror or psychological thriller about a common occurrence or annoyance, but make the character’s fears over-the-top and overly dramatic. Focus on the character’s tension and emotions, and give it a humorous twist at the end. Use 400 words or less and write in second person. 
system
mujhe ek saamaanya ghatana yaa jhunjhalaahat ke bare main ek daraavnee yaa manovaigyanik thriller likhen, lekin charitra ke dar ko upar-upar or atyadhik naatakeey banaaen.charitra ke tanaav or bhaawanaaon par dhyaan den, or ise ant main ek vinodi mode den.400 shabdon yaa usase kam kaa upyog karen or duusare vyakti main likhen.
user
aapako lagata he ki pani bad rahaa he, or yadhyapi aap nishchit rup se jald hi kisi bhi samay dub nahin rahe hai, aapaki jwalanth kalpana neeche di gai gaharaai kii bhayavahata ko darshaati he.shaayad ek aadmi khaane vaala magaramchh marki pani se nikalataa he, jisase aapako aglaa bhojan ban jaataa he.ho saktaa he ki ek ghinauna saanp aapke neeche ke chote chhed se hadtaal kare, or apane nukile ko apane ujagar maance main duboen, jabaki aap asahaay rup se yahaan funs gaye the.aap ek khujali mahasoos karte hai or ek chamakdaar kaale jahrile makadi kii kalpana karte hai, jo dhire -dhire aap par chadhate hai, sabase kamjor sthanon ko katate hai.

aap mastishk-khaane vaale amoeba ko yaad karte hai jo aapane samachar par padhate hai.yadi junglee jeev aapako nahin milte hai, to aapako sabhi prakaar ke akathaneey bimaariyaan mil sakati hai.yah jail bacteria, paraseete, or rogajanakon kaa ek petri dish ho sakati he, jo aapaki asahaay fansi twachaa par badhati he.

apni kismat ko jaanakar, aapkaa bhagya shaayad kisi na ki narbhakshi carp kii tarah kuch vishesh rup se bura kuch ke haathon main aa jayega, jo apane jaise asahaay peediton par goring se niklaa.carp kaa aglaa dopaher kaa bhojan nahin hone ke liye nirdhaarit kiya gaya he, aap madad ke liye rone kaa faisla karte hai, ek aakhri baar.

"conor", aap chillaate hai, "aapane toilet seat ko phir se chhod diya!"
assistant
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<|user|>
mujhe ek saamaanya ghatana yaa jhunjhalaahat ke bare main ek daraavnee yaa manovaigyanik thriller likhen, lekin charitra ke dar ko upar-upar or atyadhik naatakeey banaaen.charitra ke tanaav or bhaawanaaon par dhyaan den, or ise ant main ek vinodi mode den.400 shabdon yaa usase kam kaa upyog karen or duusare vyakti main likhen.</s>
<|assistant|>
aapako lagata he ki pani bad rahaa he, or yadhyapi aap nishchit rup se jald hi kisi bhi samay dub nahin rahe hai, aapaki jwalanth kalpana neeche di gai gaharaai kii bhayavahata ko darshaati he.shaayad ek aadmi khaane vaala magaramchh marki pani se nikalataa he, jisase aapako aglaa bhojan ban jaataa he.ho saktaa he ki ek ghinauna saanp aapke neeche ke chote chhed se hadtaal kare, or apane nukile ko apane ujagar maance main duboen, jabaki aap asahaay rup se yahaan funs gaye the.aap ek khujali mahasoos karte hai or ek chamakdaar kaale jahrile makadi kii kalpana karte hai, jo dhire -dhire aap par chadhate hai, sabase kamjor sthanon ko katate hai.

aap mastishk-khaane vaale amoeba ko yaad karte hai jo aapane samachar par padhate hai.yadi junglee jeev aapako nahin milte hai, to aapako sabhi prakaar ke akathaneey bimaariyaan mil sakati hai.yah jail bacteria, paraseete, or rogajanakon kaa ek petri dish ho sakati he, jo aapaki asahaay fansi twachaa par badhati he.

apni kismat ko jaanakar, aapkaa bhagya shaayad kisi na ki narbhakshi carp kii tarah kuch vishesh rup se bura kuch ke haathon main aa jayega, jo apane jaise asahaay peediton par goring se niklaa.carp kaa aglaa dopaher kaa bhojan nahin hone ke liye nirdhaarit kiya gaya he, aap madad ke liye rone kaa faisla karte hai, ek aakhri baar.

"conor", aap chillaate hai, "aapane toilet seat ko phir se chhod diya!"</s>
