Make up a funny story about a support group for liars.
system
Liars ke liye ek samarthan samooh ke bare main ek mjedaar kahani banaaen.
user
"liers benami main aapkaa swaagat he," ek chote darshakon ke saamne aadmi ne kaha."koun pehle janaa chahta he?"

ek khubasurat mahila ne apana haath uthaaya."hai, meraa naam laana he, or main ek jhootha hum."

"hai, laana," sabhi ne jawaab diya.

"yah 10 second ho gaya he jab se maine ek jhooth bataaya," usne kaha.

"ham jaanate hai," ek aadmi ne ek lab kot pahane hue kaha."vahaan par coffee pot par, aapane mujhe bataaya ki aapkaa naam merlin tha, or pichley hafte aap bab the."

"vaise bhi," laana ne jari rakhaa, "maine aapako pichley hafte bataaya tha ki main naukari-shikaar kar rahaa hum. mujhe itane saare prastaav mil rahe hai ki main sirf ek nahin uthaa saktaa. main soch rahaa tha ki kya koi or kisi company ke bare main jaanata he jo kaam par rakh rahaa he."

lab kot main aadmi ne apana haath uthaaya."main karata hum. jahaan main kaam karata hum, us aspataal main naukari karnaa aasaan he. maine dikhaaya or sarjan kii sthiti ke bare main poocha, or unhone mujhe maukey par kaam par rakhaa! unhone mujhe ek lab kot diya or kaha, 'aap kal shuru karte hai!'"

darshakon ne ooh or ahed.

"koi or saajha karnaa chahta he?"moderator se poocha.

police kii vardi pahane hue ek vyakti ne jawaab diya, "main. meraa naam chak he, or main ek jhootha hum."

"hai, chak!"darshakon ne jawaab diya.

"main bas utsuk tha," usne shuru kiya, ghabaraakar chaaron ore dekh rahaa tha."yah ek puri tarah se yadrichhik prashn he, lekin kya kisi ko pataa he ki kya ek police adhikari ko pratirupit karne ke khilaaf koi kanoon he?"

ek suut main kapade pahane ek yuvak ne kaha, "vastav main, main ek vakil hum, or mujhe is bare main aapse milakar khushi hogi. mere paas police adhikari pratirupan maamalon ke saath 35 saal kaa anubhav he. meri jeet dar 100%he."

chak ne aahen bhari."vaah, yah ek raahat he! dhanyavad!"

sutaradhar ne apni ghadi kii jaanch kii or kaha, "hamaare paas aaj raat ek or share ke liye samay he. kya koi or bolnaa chahta he?"

ek bujurg mahila ne baat kii."main karata hum. main ek chamatkaar kii goli bech rahaa hum jo umr badhane ko ulat detaa he. yah aapako ek goli ke baad apni umr aadha dikhegaa.yadi aap baithak ke baad adhik jaankaree chaahate hai. ”

sutaradhar ne bujurg mahila par ek bhun uthaai or poochtacha kii, "or aap is utpaada kaa upyog kar rahe hai?"

usne kaha, "thik he, maine keval ek goli lee he. lekin main 170 saal kaa hum!"

sutaradhar ne apana sir hilaa diya."yah ek rap he. shubharatri!"
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
Liars ke liye ek samarthan samooh ke bare main ek mjedaar kahani banaaen.</s>
<|assistant|>
"liers benami main aapkaa swaagat he," ek chote darshakon ke saamne aadmi ne kaha."koun pehle janaa chahta he?"

ek khubasurat mahila ne apana haath uthaaya."hai, meraa naam laana he, or main ek jhootha hum."

"hai, laana," sabhi ne jawaab diya.

"yah 10 second ho gaya he jab se maine ek jhooth bataaya," usne kaha.

"ham jaanate hai," ek aadmi ne ek lab kot pahane hue kaha."vahaan par coffee pot par, aapane mujhe bataaya ki aapkaa naam merlin tha, or pichley hafte aap bab the."

"vaise bhi," laana ne jari rakhaa, "maine aapako pichley hafte bataaya tha ki main naukari-shikaar kar rahaa hum. mujhe itane saare prastaav mil rahe hai ki main sirf ek nahin uthaa saktaa. main soch rahaa tha ki kya koi or kisi company ke bare main jaanata he jo kaam par rakh rahaa he."

lab kot main aadmi ne apana haath uthaaya."main karata hum. jahaan main kaam karata hum, us aspataal main naukari karnaa aasaan he. maine dikhaaya or sarjan kii sthiti ke bare main poocha, or unhone mujhe maukey par kaam par rakhaa! unhone mujhe ek lab kot diya or kaha, 'aap kal shuru karte hai!'"

darshakon ne ooh or ahed.

"koi or saajha karnaa chahta he?"moderator se poocha.

police kii vardi pahane hue ek vyakti ne jawaab diya, "main. meraa naam chak he, or main ek jhootha hum."

"hai, chak!"darshakon ne jawaab diya.

"main bas utsuk tha," usne shuru kiya, ghabaraakar chaaron ore dekh rahaa tha."yah ek puri tarah se yadrichhik prashn he, lekin kya kisi ko pataa he ki kya ek police adhikari ko pratirupit karne ke khilaaf koi kanoon he?"

ek suut main kapade pahane ek yuvak ne kaha, "vastav main, main ek vakil hum, or mujhe is bare main aapse milakar khushi hogi. mere paas police adhikari pratirupan maamalon ke saath 35 saal kaa anubhav he. meri jeet dar 100%he."

chak ne aahen bhari."vaah, yah ek raahat he! dhanyavad!"

sutaradhar ne apni ghadi kii jaanch kii or kaha, "hamaare paas aaj raat ek or share ke liye samay he. kya koi or bolnaa chahta he?"

ek bujurg mahila ne baat kii."main karata hum. main ek chamatkaar kii goli bech rahaa hum jo umr badhane ko ulat detaa he. yah aapako ek goli ke baad apni umr aadha dikhegaa.yadi aap baithak ke baad adhik jaankaree chaahate hai. ”

sutaradhar ne bujurg mahila par ek bhun uthaai or poochtacha kii, "or aap is utpaada kaa upyog kar rahe hai?"

usne kaha, "thik he, maine keval ek goli lee he. lekin main 170 saal kaa hum!"

sutaradhar ne apana sir hilaa diya."yah ek rap he. shubharatri!"</s>
