Rewrite this paragraph into a masterpiece of Linguistic innovation.

Let’s accept it, all of us deceive ourselves. We lie to ourselves through our teeth. Our minds habitually distort (or ignore) critical information. We routinely engage in what we call wishful thinking, we bury our heads in the sand, and once in a while we never forget to drink our own Kool-Aid.
system
is paragraph ko bhashaai navachaar kii ek utkrisht kriti main phir se likhen.

ise sweekaar karte hai, ham sabhi khud ko dhokhaa dete hai.ham apane daanton ke madhyam se khud se jhooth bolte hai.hamaare dimag adatan mahatvapurn jaankaree ko vikrut (yaa andekha) karte hai.ham niyamit rup se jo ham ichhadhari soch kehete hai, usamen sanlagn hote hai, ham apane sir ko ret main dafan kar dete hai, or ek baar ek samay main ham kabhi bhi apni kool-aid pinaa nahin bhoolatey hai.
user
niharna, aaie ham us nirvivaad satya ko gale lagaaein jo ham sabhi ko ghunghat karata he, aatm-dhokhe kaa ek nrity.dussahsee jeebh ke saath, ham jhooth ke jatil jaalon ko spin karte hai, khud ko bhadakaate hai.hamaare dimag, bhram ke kushal kaarigaron, chaturaai se vaastaviktaa main herpher karte hai, chuninda rup se unke bhavy tepastry main mahatvapurn satya hai.hamaari ichchhaaon ke daayre main, ham ichhadhari soch ke mugdhiyon ke liye aatmasamarpan karte hai kyonki hamaare sir bekhbar ke anaaj ke neeche ekant kii talash karte hai.or durlabh avasaron par, ham apane swayan ke ghar kaa bana amrit pine main aaraam pate hai, hamaare kool-aid ke avasheshon ke liye abhi bhi hamaari jeebh se chipke hue hai or hamaare dwaara banaae gaye mithkon ke shesh bitarwite ke rup main kaam karte hai.
assistant
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<|user|>
is paragraph ko bhashaai navachaar kii ek utkrisht kriti main phir se likhen.

ise sweekaar karte hai, ham sabhi khud ko dhokhaa dete hai.ham apane daanton ke madhyam se khud se jhooth bolte hai.hamaare dimag adatan mahatvapurn jaankaree ko vikrut (yaa andekha) karte hai.ham niyamit rup se jo ham ichhadhari soch kehete hai, usamen sanlagn hote hai, ham apane sir ko ret main dafan kar dete hai, or ek baar ek samay main ham kabhi bhi apni kool-aid pinaa nahin bhoolatey hai.</s>
<|assistant|>
niharna, aaie ham us nirvivaad satya ko gale lagaaein jo ham sabhi ko ghunghat karata he, aatm-dhokhe kaa ek nrity.dussahsee jeebh ke saath, ham jhooth ke jatil jaalon ko spin karte hai, khud ko bhadakaate hai.hamaare dimag, bhram ke kushal kaarigaron, chaturaai se vaastaviktaa main herpher karte hai, chuninda rup se unke bhavy tepastry main mahatvapurn satya hai.hamaari ichchhaaon ke daayre main, ham ichhadhari soch ke mugdhiyon ke liye aatmasamarpan karte hai kyonki hamaare sir bekhbar ke anaaj ke neeche ekant kii talash karte hai.or durlabh avasaron par, ham apane swayan ke ghar kaa bana amrit pine main aaraam pate hai, hamaare kool-aid ke avasheshon ke liye abhi bhi hamaari jeebh se chipke hue hai or hamaare dwaara banaae gaye mithkon ke shesh bitarwite ke rup main kaam karte hai.</s>
