Write a short story in the first person where absolutely nothing makes sense.
system
pehle vyakti main ek choti kahani likhen jahaan bilkul kuch bhi samaj main nahin aata he.
user
main somvaar kii subah uthaa or ek berlep bori se apni ankhen baahar nikaal diya, jiskaa upyog main ek khidki ke rup main karata hum.chandramaa chamkile rup se chamak rahaa tha, or akaash nila tha.apane haathon kii peeth par apni ankhen chipkaane ke baad, main aakhirkaar andhaa tha or din shuru karne ke liye taiyaar tha.main ek nae calculator kaa avishkaar karne ke liye apane haathon par neeche chalaa gaya taaki mujhe kaam par jane kii urja mil sake.meraa 1 varshiya bhai raat ke khaane ke liye rasoi main barbacue burgers pakaa rahaa tha."meri velentine de," mere bhai ne kaha, gril se lakdi kaa koyala kha rahaa he, "velentine de mag ke maheene main sabase acchhee chuttee he."maine samjhaute main ronaa shuru kar diya or ek vimaan ko apane karyaalay main le jaaya.main apni naukari se pyaar karata tha, kyonki main hameshaa ek treshacan kaarkaane main ek billi aadmi bananaa chahta tha.meri premika ne aspataal ke bathroom main chat ko neeche gira diya or kaha ki mujhe nikaal diya gaya tha, isliye maine cacti kheenchna shuru kar diya.samaapt.
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
pehle vyakti main ek choti kahani likhen jahaan bilkul kuch bhi samaj main nahin aata he.</s>
<|assistant|>
main somvaar kii subah uthaa or ek berlep bori se apni ankhen baahar nikaal diya, jiskaa upyog main ek khidki ke rup main karata hum.chandramaa chamkile rup se chamak rahaa tha, or akaash nila tha.apane haathon kii peeth par apni ankhen chipkaane ke baad, main aakhirkaar andhaa tha or din shuru karne ke liye taiyaar tha.main ek nae calculator kaa avishkaar karne ke liye apane haathon par neeche chalaa gaya taaki mujhe kaam par jane kii urja mil sake.meraa 1 varshiya bhai raat ke khaane ke liye rasoi main barbacue burgers pakaa rahaa tha."meri velentine de," mere bhai ne kaha, gril se lakdi kaa koyala kha rahaa he, "velentine de mag ke maheene main sabase acchhee chuttee he."maine samjhaute main ronaa shuru kar diya or ek vimaan ko apane karyaalay main le jaaya.main apni naukari se pyaar karata tha, kyonki main hameshaa ek treshacan kaarkaane main ek billi aadmi bananaa chahta tha.meri premika ne aspataal ke bathroom main chat ko neeche gira diya or kaha ki mujhe nikaal diya gaya tha, isliye maine cacti kheenchna shuru kar diya.samaapt.</s>
