Write a poem with at least two stanzas about a guy like my dad, who gets cranky about being told to drink water.  He just wants to drink coffee and wine and thinks drinking one cup of water in the morning and one at night to take his pills is enough.  Make the tone lightly humorous.
system
mere pitaaji jaise ladke ke bare main kam se kam do shloke ke saath ek kavita likhen, jo pani pine ke liye kaha ja rahaa he.vah sirf coffee or sharaab pinaa chahta he or sochataa he ki subah main ek cap pani pinaa or ek raat main ek hi goliyaan lene ke liye paryaapt he.tone ko halke se vinodi banaaen.
user
doctoron kaa kahana he ki prati din 8 gilaas pite hai
main kahata hum ki 7 bahut saare hai
coffee or wine ke baad, main thik mahasoos karata hum
mere pet main kisi ke liye koi jagah nahin he.

mujhe is sade hue dard ke liye goliyaan milin
or ek cap pani, lekin oh!
aaj subah ek ghunt or aaj raat ek ghunt
or main jane ke liye acha hoon.
assistant
<|system|>
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<|user|>
mere pitaaji jaise ladke ke bare main kam se kam do shloke ke saath ek kavita likhen, jo pani pine ke liye kaha ja rahaa he.vah sirf coffee or sharaab pinaa chahta he or sochataa he ki subah main ek cap pani pinaa or ek raat main ek hi goliyaan lene ke liye paryaapt he.tone ko halke se vinodi banaaen.</s>
<|assistant|>
doctoron kaa kahana he ki prati din 8 gilaas pite hai
main kahata hum ki 7 bahut saare hai
coffee or wine ke baad, main thik mahasoos karata hum
mere pet main kisi ke liye koi jagah nahin he.

mujhe is sade hue dard ke liye goliyaan milin
or ek cap pani, lekin oh!
aaj subah ek ghunt or aaj raat ek ghunt
or main jane ke liye acha hoon.</s>
