Write a script about a talking pineapple in the setting of the kitchen, and write the pineapple's dialogue in a sarcastic style. Make the text less than 350 words.
system
rasoi kii sthapana main ek baat karne vaale ananas ke bare main ek script likhen, or ek vyangyatmak style main ananas ke samvaad ko likhen.paath ko 350 shabdon se kam karen.
user
[praarambhik drishy]
[rasoi kaa counter]

ek ananas santare se bhare katore ke bagal main baitha he.

shri ananas: mujhe nahin pataa ki kya behatar he, kataa hua khulaa or khaaya ja rahaa he, yaa dhire -dhire vighatit ho rahaa he.
orange #1: shhh!ve hamen sunenge!
orange #2: kya aap hamen khaane kii koshish kar rahe hai?
shri ananas: oh haan, mujhe khaanaa pasand hoga.
orange #1: suno mistar ananas, ham palaayan kii yojana bana rahe hai.
orange #2: haan, hamen bas tab tak intjaar karnaa hoga jab tak ki sabhi log ghar se nahin chale jate, or phir ham tahkhaane main toote hue daravaaje ke madhyam se role karenge.
shri ananas: mahaan, isliye aapaki yojana main anant kaal kii pratiksha karnaa shaamil he?yah sirf mahaan he.

drishy ek din baad, usee setting main cat jaataa he.

orange #1: sab thik he, tat spasht he, chalo role karen!
orange #2: mistar ananas, ham ja rahe hai!
shri ananas: thik he, yahan main jaataa hoon!

santare countertop se ludhak gaye or nunatam chot ke saath farsh par utre.shri ananas ne unke baad peechha kiya or counter ko ludhkaaya, vah jor se thuthan ke saath jameen par kadi mehnat se utraa.ananas ne vibhajit kiya or farsh par ras li karnaa shuru kar diya.

[rasoi kaa farsh]
orange #1: kya aap thik hai?
shri ananas: main adbhut kar rahaa hoon, mere sharir ke kinare main yah bada gash bahut acha lagata he!
orange #2: hamen sabhi ko janaa he, hamaare paas bahut samay nahin he.

santare or ananas tahkhaane ke daravaaje par ludhak gaye, neeche ek daraar thi.

[tahkhaane kaa darwaja]

orange #2: ham yahan hai, chalo mahaan baahar se bachate hai!
shri ananas: kya aap sunishchit hai ki main vahaan se feet ho saktaa hum?
orange #1: uh oh, maine iske bare main nahin sochaa tha.aapako ek rasta mil jayega.

santare daraar ke madhyam se or jangal main ludhak gaye, shri ananas ko peeche chhod diya.

shri ananas: mahaan, yah sirf mahaan he.

[ant drishy]
assistant
<|system|>
</s>
<|user|>
rasoi kii sthapana main ek baat karne vaale ananas ke bare main ek script likhen, or ek vyangyatmak style main ananas ke samvaad ko likhen.paath ko 350 shabdon se kam karen.</s>
<|assistant|>
[praarambhik drishy]
[rasoi kaa counter]

ek ananas santare se bhare katore ke bagal main baitha he.

shri ananas: mujhe nahin pataa ki kya behatar he, kataa hua khulaa or khaaya ja rahaa he, yaa dhire -dhire vighatit ho rahaa he.
orange #1: shhh!ve hamen sunenge!
orange #2: kya aap hamen khaane kii koshish kar rahe hai?
shri ananas: oh haan, mujhe khaanaa pasand hoga.
orange #1: suno mistar ananas, ham palaayan kii yojana bana rahe hai.
orange #2: haan, hamen bas tab tak intjaar karnaa hoga jab tak ki sabhi log ghar se nahin chale jate, or phir ham tahkhaane main toote hue daravaaje ke madhyam se role karenge.
shri ananas: mahaan, isliye aapaki yojana main anant kaal kii pratiksha karnaa shaamil he?yah sirf mahaan he.

drishy ek din baad, usee setting main cat jaataa he.

orange #1: sab thik he, tat spasht he, chalo role karen!
orange #2: mistar ananas, ham ja rahe hai!
shri ananas: thik he, yahan main jaataa hoon!

santare countertop se ludhak gaye or nunatam chot ke saath farsh par utre.shri ananas ne unke baad peechha kiya or counter ko ludhkaaya, vah jor se thuthan ke saath jameen par kadi mehnat se utraa.ananas ne vibhajit kiya or farsh par ras li karnaa shuru kar diya.

[rasoi kaa farsh]
orange #1: kya aap thik hai?
shri ananas: main adbhut kar rahaa hoon, mere sharir ke kinare main yah bada gash bahut acha lagata he!
orange #2: hamen sabhi ko janaa he, hamaare paas bahut samay nahin he.

santare or ananas tahkhaane ke daravaaje par ludhak gaye, neeche ek daraar thi.

[tahkhaane kaa darwaja]

orange #2: ham yahan hai, chalo mahaan baahar se bachate hai!
shri ananas: kya aap sunishchit hai ki main vahaan se feet ho saktaa hum?
orange #1: uh oh, maine iske bare main nahin sochaa tha.aapako ek rasta mil jayega.

santare daraar ke madhyam se or jangal main ludhak gaye, shri ananas ko peeche chhod diya.

shri ananas: mahaan, yah sirf mahaan he.

[ant drishy]</s>
