Pretend you're a Newscaster/Reporter and your town is being invaded by aliens, your scene comes on the breaking news. Make it funny and to the point but also as if you're very serious about this invasion. The town can be called Catty Corner.
system
pretend aap ek neuzakaster/reporter hai or aapke shahar par aliens dwaara akraman kiya ja rahaa he, aapkaa drishy braking news par aata he.ise mazaakia or is bindu par bhi banaaen, jaise ki aap is akraman ke bare main bahut gambhir hai.shahar ko catti corner kaha ja saktaa he.
user
hamaare paas catti corner ladies or sajjanon main yahaan braking news he, kripaya chintit na hon, lekin kripaya bahut dhyaan se sunen.ham yahaan apane pehle videshi akraman ke bich main hai.sabase pehle or sabase mahatvapurn, ham aapke sabhi daravaajon or aapaki khidakiyon ko lock karne kii salaah dete hai.ab, hamen yakeen nahin he ki yah bhi myne rakhata he yaa nahin, lekin yah acha he ki aap aage badhen or apane ghar ko har tarah se surakshit karen.yadi aap kisi ko apane daravaaje par dastak dete hue sunate hai, to unhen andar na den. main doharaata hum ki ham catti corner main ek videshi akraman ke bich main hai, isliye bhale hi aapkaa baccha aapke daravaaje par dhamaakaa kar rahaa ho, kripaya ise kholane ke liye chilla rahaa ho, kripyaaisa na karen.hamen bataaya gaya he ki aliens aapke ghar ke andar jane ke liye aapke bacchon kii tarah lag sakate hai.mahatvapurn baat yah he ki aap surakshit hai, or aap yah sochakar darwaja kholkar khed nahin karnaa chaahate hai ki yah aapkaa baccha he or iske bajaay yah ek videshi he.kripaya apane ghar ke baahar kisi bhi paudhe, vishesh rup se bagichon ke baahar hone ke bare main bhi jaanate hai, hamen ab bataaya ja rahaa he ki aliens sabhi catti corner garden or paudhon ke baad hai, isliye yadi aapke paas ek he, to aapako apane ghar se behad satark rahane or ise surakshit karne kii aavashyaktaa he.jahaan tak chehre ke kavring kii baat he, aap mask-pahanane par shaayad tripal ko doguna karnaa chaah sakate hai, aliens ko apane galfdon se vishakt padaarthon ko thukne ke liye janaa jaataa he ... eh, unke fefde, uh, hamen yakeen nahin he ki unke paas kya he, lekin unke paas vishakt padaarth hai isliye aapke chehre ko vahaan se baahar nikaalen.ye aliens haar nahin maan rahe hai, ve pehle se hi kai vyavsaayon, gharon, nasht kiye gaye bagichon or yahaan tak ki hamaari sadakon par tut chuke hai.ham vastav main abhi unke antariksh yaan par ek najar rakhte hai, yah main street ke bich main lager pointers ke saath iske aasapaas ke chote videshi gardon ke saath he, isliye yadi aap main street par rahete hai to baahar aane yaa apni khidki ke baahar dekhne kii koshish na karen.yadi ve aapako dekhte hai ki ve aapako chot pahunchane main sakasham hai, to bas andar rahen or khidakiyon se dur rahen!
assistant
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pretend aap ek neuzakaster/reporter hai or aapke shahar par aliens dwaara akraman kiya ja rahaa he, aapkaa drishy braking news par aata he.ise mazaakia or is bindu par bhi banaaen, jaise ki aap is akraman ke bare main bahut gambhir hai.shahar ko catti corner kaha ja saktaa he.</s>
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hamaare paas catti corner ladies or sajjanon main yahaan braking news he, kripaya chintit na hon, lekin kripaya bahut dhyaan se sunen.ham yahaan apane pehle videshi akraman ke bich main hai.sabase pehle or sabase mahatvapurn, ham aapke sabhi daravaajon or aapaki khidakiyon ko lock karne kii salaah dete hai.ab, hamen yakeen nahin he ki yah bhi myne rakhata he yaa nahin, lekin yah acha he ki aap aage badhen or apane ghar ko har tarah se surakshit karen.yadi aap kisi ko apane daravaaje par dastak dete hue sunate hai, to unhen andar na den. main doharaata hum ki ham catti corner main ek videshi akraman ke bich main hai, isliye bhale hi aapkaa baccha aapke daravaaje par dhamaakaa kar rahaa ho, kripaya ise kholane ke liye chilla rahaa ho, kripyaaisa na karen.hamen bataaya gaya he ki aliens aapke ghar ke andar jane ke liye aapke bacchon kii tarah lag sakate hai.mahatvapurn baat yah he ki aap surakshit hai, or aap yah sochakar darwaja kholkar khed nahin karnaa chaahate hai ki yah aapkaa baccha he or iske bajaay yah ek videshi he.kripaya apane ghar ke baahar kisi bhi paudhe, vishesh rup se bagichon ke baahar hone ke bare main bhi jaanate hai, hamen ab bataaya ja rahaa he ki aliens sabhi catti corner garden or paudhon ke baad hai, isliye yadi aapke paas ek he, to aapako apane ghar se behad satark rahane or ise surakshit karne kii aavashyaktaa he.jahaan tak chehre ke kavring kii baat he, aap mask-pahanane par shaayad tripal ko doguna karnaa chaah sakate hai, aliens ko apane galfdon se vishakt padaarthon ko thukne ke liye janaa jaataa he ... eh, unke fefde, uh, hamen yakeen nahin he ki unke paas kya he, lekin unke paas vishakt padaarth hai isliye aapke chehre ko vahaan se baahar nikaalen.ye aliens haar nahin maan rahe hai, ve pehle se hi kai vyavsaayon, gharon, nasht kiye gaye bagichon or yahaan tak ki hamaari sadakon par tut chuke hai.ham vastav main abhi unke antariksh yaan par ek najar rakhte hai, yah main street ke bich main lager pointers ke saath iske aasapaas ke chote videshi gardon ke saath he, isliye yadi aap main street par rahete hai to baahar aane yaa apni khidki ke baahar dekhne kii koshish na karen.yadi ve aapako dekhte hai ki ve aapako chot pahunchane main sakasham hai, to bas andar rahen or khidakiyon se dur rahen!</s>
