Come up with a write-up of someone teaching another what to expect when going through the United States Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) hiring process, in the style of a seasoned veteran talking to a young rookie.
system
kisi anya ko padhaane ke liye ek or sikhaane ke saath aao, jab sanyukt rajya america ke sangheey beuro of investigeshan (epabiai) hiring prakriya se guzarane kii ummid he, to ek yuva badmaashon se baat karne vaale ek anbhavi diggaj kii style main.
user
boodha aadmi (om) yang main (wiem) se baat kar rahaa he:

OM: thik he, isliye aapane FBI par aavedan kiya.ab kya?
YM: mujhe abhi tak unase waapas nahin sunanaa he.
OM: thik he, mujhe lagata he ki aapako abhi dhairya rakhana hoga.
YM: aap is prakriya se gujarey, kya aapane nahin kiya?
om: haan.
YM: yah kaisaa he?kya yah lanbaa he?
OM: bahut lanbaa.puri prakriya kii apeksha lagbhag ek saal lagegaa.
YM: mujhe phir se bataaen ki prakriya kya he.lekin mujhe vistaar se bataaen.
om: thik he.thik he, pehle aap apana aavedan jamaa karte hai or aap unase waapas sunne ke liye intjaar karte hai.yadi aap sweekaar kiye gaye hai to pehali baat yah he ki yadi aap sweekaar kiye gaye hai, to aapako apane nikatatam sthanon main se ek par procted computer test lene ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega.aapako pareekshan ke parinaamon ke bare main turant suchit kiya jayega or kya aapane ise prakriya ke agle charan main banaaya he.yadi aap paas ho jate hai, to aapako baad ke samay main ek board ke saath ek saakshaatkaar main bhaag lene ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega jisamen agent shaamil hai jo aapse sawaal puuchhenge ki aap koun hai, aapke lakshya kya hai, or paridrishy jo aapke nirnay lene ke kaushal kaa pradarshan karte hai.usee samay, aap ek or pareekshan bhi lenge, lekin yah pareekshan ek bada hoga jo aapke tark kaushal kaa pareekshan karegaa or isamen die gaye paridrishyon ke liye lekhan pratikriyaayein shaamil hongi.yadi aap is charan ke dauraan saakshaatkaar or likhit pareekshan paas karte hai, to mujhe bhautik chapaltaa pareekshan karne ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega, ek poligraph pariksha or drug test main jamaa karen, or ek vyaktigat itihaas prashnawali bharen jo aapaki prishthbhumi kii jaanch ke liye field agenton dwaara upyog kiya jayega.yadi aapane is sab ke baad sab kuch paas kar liya he, to aapako agle uplabdh basic agent prashikshan varg main bhaag lene ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega or ek epabiai agent hoga;haalanki, aapako buniyadi agent prashikshan ke liye reporting ke do saptaah ke bheetar ek or bhautik chapaltaa pareekshan bhi paas karnaa hoga.is prakriya ke sabhi charnon main se, jis par aapkaa puraa niyantran he, vah bhautik chapaltaa pareekshan he.aapako kisi nishchit samay ke bheetar kai sioup or puddps karnaa hoga, ek samay par 300-meter sprint chalaanaa hoga, or 1.5 mile kii duuri par ran karnaa hoga, or jitna ho sake utane puddp karnaa.
YM: main is sab ke bare main bahut utsahit sochataa hum ... lekin thodaa abhibhoot bhi mahasoos karata hum!
OM: main aapke liye utsahit hum.bas prakriya kaa anand len!
assistant
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kisi anya ko padhaane ke liye ek or sikhaane ke saath aao, jab sanyukt rajya america ke sangheey beuro of investigeshan (epabiai) hiring prakriya se guzarane kii ummid he, to ek yuva badmaashon se baat karne vaale ek anbhavi diggaj kii style main.</s>
<|assistant|>
boodha aadmi (om) yang main (wiem) se baat kar rahaa he:

OM: thik he, isliye aapane FBI par aavedan kiya.ab kya?
YM: mujhe abhi tak unase waapas nahin sunanaa he.
OM: thik he, mujhe lagata he ki aapako abhi dhairya rakhana hoga.
YM: aap is prakriya se gujarey, kya aapane nahin kiya?
om: haan.
YM: yah kaisaa he?kya yah lanbaa he?
OM: bahut lanbaa.puri prakriya kii apeksha lagbhag ek saal lagegaa.
YM: mujhe phir se bataaen ki prakriya kya he.lekin mujhe vistaar se bataaen.
om: thik he.thik he, pehle aap apana aavedan jamaa karte hai or aap unase waapas sunne ke liye intjaar karte hai.yadi aap sweekaar kiye gaye hai to pehali baat yah he ki yadi aap sweekaar kiye gaye hai, to aapako apane nikatatam sthanon main se ek par procted computer test lene ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega.aapako pareekshan ke parinaamon ke bare main turant suchit kiya jayega or kya aapane ise prakriya ke agle charan main banaaya he.yadi aap paas ho jate hai, to aapako baad ke samay main ek board ke saath ek saakshaatkaar main bhaag lene ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega jisamen agent shaamil hai jo aapse sawaal puuchhenge ki aap koun hai, aapke lakshya kya hai, or paridrishy jo aapke nirnay lene ke kaushal kaa pradarshan karte hai.usee samay, aap ek or pareekshan bhi lenge, lekin yah pareekshan ek bada hoga jo aapke tark kaushal kaa pareekshan karegaa or isamen die gaye paridrishyon ke liye lekhan pratikriyaayein shaamil hongi.yadi aap is charan ke dauraan saakshaatkaar or likhit pareekshan paas karte hai, to mujhe bhautik chapaltaa pareekshan karne ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega, ek poligraph pariksha or drug test main jamaa karen, or ek vyaktigat itihaas prashnawali bharen jo aapaki prishthbhumi kii jaanch ke liye field agenton dwaara upyog kiya jayega.yadi aapane is sab ke baad sab kuch paas kar liya he, to aapako agle uplabdh basic agent prashikshan varg main bhaag lene ke liye aamantrit kiya jayega or ek epabiai agent hoga;haalanki, aapako buniyadi agent prashikshan ke liye reporting ke do saptaah ke bheetar ek or bhautik chapaltaa pareekshan bhi paas karnaa hoga.is prakriya ke sabhi charnon main se, jis par aapkaa puraa niyantran he, vah bhautik chapaltaa pareekshan he.aapako kisi nishchit samay ke bheetar kai sioup or puddps karnaa hoga, ek samay par 300-meter sprint chalaanaa hoga, or 1.5 mile kii duuri par ran karnaa hoga, or jitna ho sake utane puddp karnaa.
YM: main is sab ke bare main bahut utsahit sochataa hum ... lekin thodaa abhibhoot bhi mahasoos karata hum!
OM: main aapke liye utsahit hum.bas prakriya kaa anand len!</s>
