Create a short story about the zombie apocalypse. Make the story for a mature audience, but somewhat humorous. Keep it under 350 words. Make the main character's name "David" and use the word "unprecedented" somewhere in the story. 
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zombi sarvanaash ke bare main ek choti kahani banaaen.ek paripakv darshakon ke liye kahani banaaen, lekin kuch had tak vinodi.ise 350 shabdon ke neeche rakhen.mukhya charitra kaa naam "david" banaaen or kahani main kahin na kahin "abhootpurv" shabd kaa upyog karen.
user
kya laga ki ek saamaanya din achaanak ek moti kohre ke saath starit ho gaya, jo dhire -dhire sadakon par ghus gaya.david ne samaan anubhav post karne vaale logon ke liye soshal media ke madhyam se scrol karnaa shuru kiya, or unhen abhootpurv ghatana ko darshaate hue chitron, video or samachar lekhon kii koi kami nahin mili.neuyork, los angeles, or yahaan tak ki tokyo, shanghai jaise shaharon main videshon main, or duniya bhar ke sabhi pramukh shaharon or kshetron main logon ko aasapaas ke kshetron main dhimi gati se chalane vaale kohre dwaara satark kiya gaya tha.

jaisaa ki david ne apane phone ke madhyam se scrol karnaa jari rakhaa, unhone suna ki sadak se aane vaale ek jor se, gargal kii tarah kya lag rahaa tha.yah thik se baahar karnaa kathin tha ki kohre ke madhyam se us shor ne kya kiya, lekin yah baar -baar hua.daraavna jor se badhata gaya, or aisa lag rahaa tha ki yah ek hi strot se nahin balki kai se nahin aa rahaa tha.david ne apni khidki ke madhyam se khud ko dhyaan aakarshith kiye bina dekha ki kya chal rahaa he, or jab unhone ek samanvit disha main thokar or badhate hue laash kii dhimi gati se chalane vaali bheed ko dekha.

"yah he," usne khud ko sochaa."yah vastav main zombi sarvanaash he."david ne kai filmon or tivi sho ko ek samaan ghatana ko darshaate hue dekha tha, lekin vaastavik jivan main ek kaa anubhav karnaa ek puri tarah se alag kahani thi.david ne apane ghar ke chaaron ore jhapai lee, sabhi roshni ko band kar diya taaki khud par dhyaan na diya ja sake.jaisaa ki david apane tahkhaane main aashray karne kii taiyaari kar rahaa tha, ek zombi ne apane saamne ke daravaaje par apana rasta banaaya.david ke porch ke chaaron ore ladkadhaate hue, zombi apane daravaaje ke camere par batan ko dhakka dene main kaamyaab rahaa."ding, ding, ding," ek dhwani david ke phone ke saath -saath dorbel se bhi gunj gai, or bheed ne david ke ghar par apana dhyaan aakarshith kiya.apane daravaaje ko peetate hue or faadte hue, bheed ne use apane ghar main badal diya.david jald hi naveenatam zombi bhartee ke rup main horde main shaamil ho jayega, uski purv kharid ke saath usne sochaa ki vah sabase adhik uski raksha karegaa.
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zombi sarvanaash ke bare main ek choti kahani banaaen.ek paripakv darshakon ke liye kahani banaaen, lekin kuch had tak vinodi.ise 350 shabdon ke neeche rakhen.mukhya charitra kaa naam "david" banaaen or kahani main kahin na kahin "abhootpurv" shabd kaa upyog karen.</s>
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kya laga ki ek saamaanya din achaanak ek moti kohre ke saath starit ho gaya, jo dhire -dhire sadakon par ghus gaya.david ne samaan anubhav post karne vaale logon ke liye soshal media ke madhyam se scrol karnaa shuru kiya, or unhen abhootpurv ghatana ko darshaate hue chitron, video or samachar lekhon kii koi kami nahin mili.neuyork, los angeles, or yahaan tak ki tokyo, shanghai jaise shaharon main videshon main, or duniya bhar ke sabhi pramukh shaharon or kshetron main logon ko aasapaas ke kshetron main dhimi gati se chalane vaale kohre dwaara satark kiya gaya tha.

jaisaa ki david ne apane phone ke madhyam se scrol karnaa jari rakhaa, unhone suna ki sadak se aane vaale ek jor se, gargal kii tarah kya lag rahaa tha.yah thik se baahar karnaa kathin tha ki kohre ke madhyam se us shor ne kya kiya, lekin yah baar -baar hua.daraavna jor se badhata gaya, or aisa lag rahaa tha ki yah ek hi strot se nahin balki kai se nahin aa rahaa tha.david ne apni khidki ke madhyam se khud ko dhyaan aakarshith kiye bina dekha ki kya chal rahaa he, or jab unhone ek samanvit disha main thokar or badhate hue laash kii dhimi gati se chalane vaali bheed ko dekha.

"yah he," usne khud ko sochaa."yah vastav main zombi sarvanaash he."david ne kai filmon or tivi sho ko ek samaan ghatana ko darshaate hue dekha tha, lekin vaastavik jivan main ek kaa anubhav karnaa ek puri tarah se alag kahani thi.david ne apane ghar ke chaaron ore jhapai lee, sabhi roshni ko band kar diya taaki khud par dhyaan na diya ja sake.jaisaa ki david apane tahkhaane main aashray karne kii taiyaari kar rahaa tha, ek zombi ne apane saamne ke daravaaje par apana rasta banaaya.david ke porch ke chaaron ore ladkadhaate hue, zombi apane daravaaje ke camere par batan ko dhakka dene main kaamyaab rahaa."ding, ding, ding," ek dhwani david ke phone ke saath -saath dorbel se bhi gunj gai, or bheed ne david ke ghar par apana dhyaan aakarshith kiya.apane daravaaje ko peetate hue or faadte hue, bheed ne use apane ghar main badal diya.david jald hi naveenatam zombi bhartee ke rup main horde main shaamil ho jayega, uski purv kharid ke saath usne sochaa ki vah sabase adhik uski raksha karegaa.</s>
