Write a text in the style of the rapper Eminem to my best friend Emily. Tell her about how I almost got into a car accident because an old lady was crossing the street at the wrong time. Keep it appropriate, short, and funny. 
system
mere sabase achche dost emily ko raper eminem kii style main ek paath likhen.uske bare main bataaen ki main lagbhag ek car durghatana main kaise aayaa kyonki ek budhi aurat galat samay par sadak paar kar rahi thi.ise uchit, chota or mazaakia rakhen.
user
emily, mujhe aapako kuch pagal bataanaa he.eemaandaaree se, abhi main ek tarah se dhundhala mahasoos kar rahaa hum.main car main tha, downtaun baar se bahut dur nahin.tab mujhe dhimaa karnaa padaa kyonki maine ek budhi aurat ko chaaron ore daudte dekha tha!vah sadak ko paar kar rahi thi jaise vah pratispardhaa karne ke liye taiyaar thi!mujhe laga jaise meri duniya dub rahi he.maine car ko roak diya or apni khidki se neeche role kiya."gambhirtha se, mahila, tum kya soch rahe the?"
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mere sabase achche dost emily ko raper eminem kii style main ek paath likhen.uske bare main bataaen ki main lagbhag ek car durghatana main kaise aayaa kyonki ek budhi aurat galat samay par sadak paar kar rahi thi.ise uchit, chota or mazaakia rakhen.</s>
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emily, mujhe aapako kuch pagal bataanaa he.eemaandaaree se, abhi main ek tarah se dhundhala mahasoos kar rahaa hum.main car main tha, downtaun baar se bahut dur nahin.tab mujhe dhimaa karnaa padaa kyonki maine ek budhi aurat ko chaaron ore daudte dekha tha!vah sadak ko paar kar rahi thi jaise vah pratispardhaa karne ke liye taiyaar thi!mujhe laga jaise meri duniya dub rahi he.maine car ko roak diya or apni khidki se neeche role kiya."gambhirtha se, mahila, tum kya soch rahe the?"</s>
