Write a short story that doesn't really have a point. Make it random and off the wall. Kinda apathetic. Length should be a little over 330 words.
system
ek choti kahani likhen jisamen vastav main ek bindu nahin he.ise yadrichhik or diwaar se dur karen.thode udasin.lambaai 330 shabdon se thodaa adhik honi chahie.
user
is kahani ko shuru karne ke liye, main dhyaan duungaa ki yah vastav main kahin nahin jayega.aapako vah milegaa jo aapako milegaa, mujhe vastav main parvaah nahin he.to kalpana kiijie ki aap ek kiraane kii dukaan main hai.aap kisi aise vyakti ko dekhte hai jise aapane varshon main nahin dekha he.ve dikhte hai ... alag.aap kaaphi jagah nahin kar sakate jo unke bare main alag lagata he.aap sirf kharidari jari rakhane kaa faisla karte hai kyonki aap vastav main ek baatcheet karne kaa man nahin karte hai.jab aap shatavari se sampark karte hai to aap unhen sunate hai ki aap par chillaate hai."shatavari ko mat chhuo! yah aapako ek plastic ke ghode main badal degaa! karo. nahin. sparsh !!"

yah aapako alarm detaa he.lekin ve kya jaanate hai?kuch tin-foil hat saamaan kii tarah lagata he.aap waapas chillane kaa faisla karte hai: "jo kuch bhi dost pehle kabhi nahin hua he, ab aisa kyon hoga? aage kya he, kya aalu mujhe johny braavo, cartoon charitra main badal degaa?"ve aapako dekhte hai, ve vishwaas nahin kar sakate ki aapane unhen baahar bulaayaa he.ve deyari frij main ek portal ke madhyam se kiraane kii dukaan chhod dete hai.

ab, yah vastav main aapako baahar nikaalata he.aap apni pavitrataa par sawaal uthaate hai, or aashcharya karte hai ki kya aapako drug diya gaya he.koi or vastav main vinimay se pareshaan nahin tha.karmchaaree chizits ke bakse khol rahe hai or unhen apane munh main daal rahe hai.kaisier apni jeb main paise bhar rahe hai or graahakon par thukna kar rahe hai.

aap bina bhugtan kiye chhodane kaa nirnay lete hai kyonki store araajaktaa ke kisi prakaar ke kshetra main badal gaya he, or aapke paas baad main ek taarikh he.ghar ke raste main, aap ek raily dekhte hai.log sanketon ke saath angan ke baahar hai.aap ek sanket par ek nazar daalate hai, or yah kahata he "mujhe ganit se nafrat he, chalo ganit par pratibandh lagaate hai!"aap sahamat hai, or raily main shaamil hon.ve aapako podium par aamantrit karte hai.aap ek shandaar bhaashan dete hai, or pradarshnakariyon kaa suzav he ki aap county coronar ke liye daudte hai, party ke liye pipuls party ke liye.

aap ghar jate hai, aapaki taarikh aa jaati he, or aap un par shatavari phenkate hai or unhen bataate hai ki "mjedaar haare hue hai, main ab ek badi baat hum."

aap apane abhiyaan ke poster dizin karnaa shuru karte hai.
assistant
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ek choti kahani likhen jisamen vastav main ek bindu nahin he.ise yadrichhik or diwaar se dur karen.thode udasin.lambaai 330 shabdon se thodaa adhik honi chahie.</s>
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is kahani ko shuru karne ke liye, main dhyaan duungaa ki yah vastav main kahin nahin jayega.aapako vah milegaa jo aapako milegaa, mujhe vastav main parvaah nahin he.to kalpana kiijie ki aap ek kiraane kii dukaan main hai.aap kisi aise vyakti ko dekhte hai jise aapane varshon main nahin dekha he.ve dikhte hai ... alag.aap kaaphi jagah nahin kar sakate jo unke bare main alag lagata he.aap sirf kharidari jari rakhane kaa faisla karte hai kyonki aap vastav main ek baatcheet karne kaa man nahin karte hai.jab aap shatavari se sampark karte hai to aap unhen sunate hai ki aap par chillaate hai."shatavari ko mat chhuo! yah aapako ek plastic ke ghode main badal degaa! karo. nahin. sparsh !!"

yah aapako alarm detaa he.lekin ve kya jaanate hai?kuch tin-foil hat saamaan kii tarah lagata he.aap waapas chillane kaa faisla karte hai: "jo kuch bhi dost pehle kabhi nahin hua he, ab aisa kyon hoga? aage kya he, kya aalu mujhe johny braavo, cartoon charitra main badal degaa?"ve aapako dekhte hai, ve vishwaas nahin kar sakate ki aapane unhen baahar bulaayaa he.ve deyari frij main ek portal ke madhyam se kiraane kii dukaan chhod dete hai.

ab, yah vastav main aapako baahar nikaalata he.aap apni pavitrataa par sawaal uthaate hai, or aashcharya karte hai ki kya aapako drug diya gaya he.koi or vastav main vinimay se pareshaan nahin tha.karmchaaree chizits ke bakse khol rahe hai or unhen apane munh main daal rahe hai.kaisier apni jeb main paise bhar rahe hai or graahakon par thukna kar rahe hai.

aap bina bhugtan kiye chhodane kaa nirnay lete hai kyonki store araajaktaa ke kisi prakaar ke kshetra main badal gaya he, or aapke paas baad main ek taarikh he.ghar ke raste main, aap ek raily dekhte hai.log sanketon ke saath angan ke baahar hai.aap ek sanket par ek nazar daalate hai, or yah kahata he "mujhe ganit se nafrat he, chalo ganit par pratibandh lagaate hai!"aap sahamat hai, or raily main shaamil hon.ve aapako podium par aamantrit karte hai.aap ek shandaar bhaashan dete hai, or pradarshnakariyon kaa suzav he ki aap county coronar ke liye daudte hai, party ke liye pipuls party ke liye.

aap ghar jate hai, aapaki taarikh aa jaati he, or aap un par shatavari phenkate hai or unhen bataate hai ki "mjedaar haare hue hai, main ab ek badi baat hum."

aap apane abhiyaan ke poster dizin karnaa shuru karte hai.</s>
