Please write me a few different jokes that I could tell on Christmas. I want the jokes to be appropriate for children to hear.
system
kripaya mujhe kuch alag chutkule likhen jo main christmas par bataa saktaa hum.main chahta hum ki chutkule bacchon ko sunne ke liye upyukt hon.
user
aap us aadmi ko kya kehete hai jo jaanwaron ko christmas prastut karata he?... santa panje

santa close ko apni neend ke liye bhugtan kyon nahin karnaa tha?... yah ghar par tha!

santa ke chote sahaayak ko kya pareshaan kiya?... vah kam yogini sammaan tha!
assistant
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<|user|>
kripaya mujhe kuch alag chutkule likhen jo main christmas par bataa saktaa hum.main chahta hum ki chutkule bacchon ko sunne ke liye upyukt hon.</s>
<|assistant|>
aap us aadmi ko kya kehete hai jo jaanwaron ko christmas prastut karata he?... santa panje

santa close ko apni neend ke liye bhugtan kyon nahin karnaa tha?... yah ghar par tha!

santa ke chote sahaayak ko kya pareshaan kiya?... vah kam yogini sammaan tha!</s>
