Please write me a short story about a zombie who doesn't understand why people are afraid of him. Write in the first person. The story doesn't need an ending. The story should have a sad tone but be kind of funny.
system
kripaya mujhe ek zombi ke bare main ek choti kahani likhen jo samaj main nahin aata ki log usase kyon darate hai.pehle vyakti main likhen.kahani ko ek ant kii aavashyaktaa nahin he.kahani main ek dukhad swar hona chahie lekin ek tarah se mazaakia hona chahie.
user
ek zombi ke rup main jivan vastav main kathin he.main jaldi se aage nahin bad saktaa.meri twachaa betaratib dhang se gir jaati he.mujhe sabase ajeeb bhojan praapt hota he.lekin shaayad sabhi kaa sabase bura hissaa akelaapan he.meraa vastav main koi dost nahin he.har baar jab main ek nayaa dost banane kii koshish karata hum to ve chillaate hue bhaag jate hai.or meraa matlab he, main ise praapt karata hum.main laash ke bare main roodhiyon ko jaanata hum.lekin main kasam khaataa hum ki main aisa nahin hum.main keval jaanwaron ko khaataa hum, koi log nahin.thik he, shaayad kuch log, lekin unhone mujhe koi vikalp nahin diya.mujhe hathaudon or besabaal chamagadad ke saath chaaron ore peechha karnaa.ve vastav main matlabi the.eemaandaaree se, shaayad sabhi ke liye behatar he ki ve ab aasapaas nahin hai.

or meraa matlab he, mujhe lagata he ki main anya laash ke saath lataka saktaa hum.lekin ve is tarah ke ek draig ke aasapaas hone ke liye hai.ve sabhi kabhi bhi dimag ke bare main baat karte hai.gambhirtha se, aapako lagata he ki yah unki shabdaawalee main ekmaatr shabd he ki ve ise kitni baar laate hai.main "are doston, kya kisi ne kal raat khel ko pakad liya tha?"baatcheet ko sahi myne main.yah vastav main ek diwaar ke saath tennis khilne jaisaa he.koi fark nahin padataa ki aap kitna smart sochate hai ki aap hameshaa antim shabd praapt karte hai.

mujhe lagata he ki shaayad main anya laash se alag hum.yakeen he ki mujhe har baar sade hue maance ke liye ajeeb laalasaa milti he, lekin koun nahin karata he?thik he, isliye shaayad zyaadaatar log nahin.lekin iskaa matlab yah nahin he ki main kisi tarah kaa rakshas hum.main un baatcheet main sanlagn hona chahta hum jo dimag ke bare main nahin hai or chutkule sunaate hai or baar main jate hai or ladakiyon par hit karte hai.lekin mujhe lagata he ki main sirf akele bhatakane ke liye kismat main hum.
assistant
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kripaya mujhe ek zombi ke bare main ek choti kahani likhen jo samaj main nahin aata ki log usase kyon darate hai.pehle vyakti main likhen.kahani ko ek ant kii aavashyaktaa nahin he.kahani main ek dukhad swar hona chahie lekin ek tarah se mazaakia hona chahie.</s>
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ek zombi ke rup main jivan vastav main kathin he.main jaldi se aage nahin bad saktaa.meri twachaa betaratib dhang se gir jaati he.mujhe sabase ajeeb bhojan praapt hota he.lekin shaayad sabhi kaa sabase bura hissaa akelaapan he.meraa vastav main koi dost nahin he.har baar jab main ek nayaa dost banane kii koshish karata hum to ve chillaate hue bhaag jate hai.or meraa matlab he, main ise praapt karata hum.main laash ke bare main roodhiyon ko jaanata hum.lekin main kasam khaataa hum ki main aisa nahin hum.main keval jaanwaron ko khaataa hum, koi log nahin.thik he, shaayad kuch log, lekin unhone mujhe koi vikalp nahin diya.mujhe hathaudon or besabaal chamagadad ke saath chaaron ore peechha karnaa.ve vastav main matlabi the.eemaandaaree se, shaayad sabhi ke liye behatar he ki ve ab aasapaas nahin hai.

or meraa matlab he, mujhe lagata he ki main anya laash ke saath lataka saktaa hum.lekin ve is tarah ke ek draig ke aasapaas hone ke liye hai.ve sabhi kabhi bhi dimag ke bare main baat karte hai.gambhirtha se, aapako lagata he ki yah unki shabdaawalee main ekmaatr shabd he ki ve ise kitni baar laate hai.main "are doston, kya kisi ne kal raat khel ko pakad liya tha?"baatcheet ko sahi myne main.yah vastav main ek diwaar ke saath tennis khilne jaisaa he.koi fark nahin padataa ki aap kitna smart sochate hai ki aap hameshaa antim shabd praapt karte hai.

mujhe lagata he ki shaayad main anya laash se alag hum.yakeen he ki mujhe har baar sade hue maance ke liye ajeeb laalasaa milti he, lekin koun nahin karata he?thik he, isliye shaayad zyaadaatar log nahin.lekin iskaa matlab yah nahin he ki main kisi tarah kaa rakshas hum.main un baatcheet main sanlagn hona chahta hum jo dimag ke bare main nahin hai or chutkule sunaate hai or baar main jate hai or ladakiyon par hit karte hai.lekin mujhe lagata he ki main sirf akele bhatakane ke liye kismat main hum.</s>
