Write a speech that Karen Walker from Will & Grace would give if she ran for president.
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ek bhaashan likhen ki vil and gres se karen walker agar vah raashtrapati ke liye daudti to vah detii.
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hello, darlings!yah aapkaa pasandida martini-luving soshlite, karen walker he, or main aaj yah ghoshnaa karne ke liye ki main sanyukt rajya america ke raashtrapati ke liye chal rahaa hum!

ab, mujhe pataa he ki aap main se kuch log kya soch rahe hai: "karen, aap sirf ek amir mahila hai jo kharidari karnaa or pinaa pasand karti hai. aap ek desh chalaane ke bare main kya jaanate hai?"khayr, main aapako kuch bataata hum, shahad.mere paas raajnneeti vigyaan main degree nahin ho sakati he, lekin mere paas kuch or bhi mahatvapurn he: saamaanya gyaan.or acchhee tarah se, eemaandaaree se, aap sabhi ubaau hai or main mazedaar hum.

aaie arthvyavastha ke bare main baat karte hai - jaisaa ki kisi ne apane jivan main ek din kabhi kaam nahin kiya, mujhe pataa he ki yah vastav main naukariyon ko banane or vikaas ko protsaahit karne ke liye kya letaa he.hamen amiron ke liye karon main katautee karne or unhen is desh main nivesh karne ke liye adhik protsaahan dene kii aavashyaktaa he.

raashtrapati ke rup main, main un chizon par dhyaan kendrit karuunga jo vastav main americanyon ke liye myne rakhti hai jaise ki amir logon ke paas sabase acchhee gunvattta vaali swasthya seva he, adhik sevak hone or adhik vodaka or juute bechakar arthvyavastha ko badhaava dene se adhik naukariyaan paidaa hoti hai.

chalo videsh niti ke bare main bhi baat karte hai.jaisaa ki kisi ne duniya kii yatra kii he or grah par sabase shaktishaalee logon ke saath kohni ko ragad diya he, mujhe pataa he ki videshi netaaon ke saath baatcheet kaise karen.meraa matlab he, maine ek baar gres ko mujhe pizza kaa antim tukdaa dene ke liye manaa liya tha, isliye mujhe lagata he ki main putin ke saath baatcheet kar saktaa hum.or shahad, chaaturya aise logon ke liye he jo vyangyatmak hone ke liye paryaapt nahin hai, or main duniya ko yah bataane ke liye paryaapt mazaakia hum.

ant main, aaie hamaare desh - fishan ke saamne sabase mahatvapurn mudde ke bare main baat karte hai.raashtrapati ke rup main, main yah sunishchit karunga ki sabhi ke paas diziner kapadon tak pahunch ho, chaahe unki aay kaa str koi bhi ho.agar mujhe aapako dekhnaa he, to aap behatar dikhte hai.yadi aap saarvajanik rup se croke pahane hue pakade gaye hai, to aapako jurmaana lagaaya jayega.yah hamaare fishan ko gambhirtha se lene kaa samay he.pradaa sirf juute nahin hai, or vodaka sirf ek subah kaa peya nahin he.

ant main, main white house main thodi mazaa or glamer waapas laaungaa.aaie iskaa saamana karte hai, raajnneeti kabhi -kabhi thodi ubaau ho sakati he.lekin mere raashtrapati ke rup main, aap shart laga sakate hai ki chaaron ore jane ke liye bahut saare vokas honge!

isliye, mere saathi america, vot mere liye, karen walker, raashtrapati ke liye.chalo america ko phir se shandaar banaate hai!
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ek bhaashan likhen ki vil and gres se karen walker agar vah raashtrapati ke liye daudti to vah detii.</s>
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hello, darlings!yah aapkaa pasandida martini-luving soshlite, karen walker he, or main aaj yah ghoshnaa karne ke liye ki main sanyukt rajya america ke raashtrapati ke liye chal rahaa hum!

ab, mujhe pataa he ki aap main se kuch log kya soch rahe hai: "karen, aap sirf ek amir mahila hai jo kharidari karnaa or pinaa pasand karti hai. aap ek desh chalaane ke bare main kya jaanate hai?"khayr, main aapako kuch bataata hum, shahad.mere paas raajnneeti vigyaan main degree nahin ho sakati he, lekin mere paas kuch or bhi mahatvapurn he: saamaanya gyaan.or acchhee tarah se, eemaandaaree se, aap sabhi ubaau hai or main mazedaar hum.

aaie arthvyavastha ke bare main baat karte hai - jaisaa ki kisi ne apane jivan main ek din kabhi kaam nahin kiya, mujhe pataa he ki yah vastav main naukariyon ko banane or vikaas ko protsaahit karne ke liye kya letaa he.hamen amiron ke liye karon main katautee karne or unhen is desh main nivesh karne ke liye adhik protsaahan dene kii aavashyaktaa he.

raashtrapati ke rup main, main un chizon par dhyaan kendrit karuunga jo vastav main americanyon ke liye myne rakhti hai jaise ki amir logon ke paas sabase acchhee gunvattta vaali swasthya seva he, adhik sevak hone or adhik vodaka or juute bechakar arthvyavastha ko badhaava dene se adhik naukariyaan paidaa hoti hai.

chalo videsh niti ke bare main bhi baat karte hai.jaisaa ki kisi ne duniya kii yatra kii he or grah par sabase shaktishaalee logon ke saath kohni ko ragad diya he, mujhe pataa he ki videshi netaaon ke saath baatcheet kaise karen.meraa matlab he, maine ek baar gres ko mujhe pizza kaa antim tukdaa dene ke liye manaa liya tha, isliye mujhe lagata he ki main putin ke saath baatcheet kar saktaa hum.or shahad, chaaturya aise logon ke liye he jo vyangyatmak hone ke liye paryaapt nahin hai, or main duniya ko yah bataane ke liye paryaapt mazaakia hum.

ant main, aaie hamaare desh - fishan ke saamne sabase mahatvapurn mudde ke bare main baat karte hai.raashtrapati ke rup main, main yah sunishchit karunga ki sabhi ke paas diziner kapadon tak pahunch ho, chaahe unki aay kaa str koi bhi ho.agar mujhe aapako dekhnaa he, to aap behatar dikhte hai.yadi aap saarvajanik rup se croke pahane hue pakade gaye hai, to aapako jurmaana lagaaya jayega.yah hamaare fishan ko gambhirtha se lene kaa samay he.pradaa sirf juute nahin hai, or vodaka sirf ek subah kaa peya nahin he.

ant main, main white house main thodi mazaa or glamer waapas laaungaa.aaie iskaa saamana karte hai, raajnneeti kabhi -kabhi thodi ubaau ho sakati he.lekin mere raashtrapati ke rup main, aap shart laga sakate hai ki chaaron ore jane ke liye bahut saare vokas honge!

isliye, mere saathi america, vot mere liye, karen walker, raashtrapati ke liye.chalo america ko phir se shandaar banaate hai!</s>
