write a story about a stereotypical mafia boss explaining how to raise a child, how to be a good parent, etc.
system
ek steriotypical mafia bos ke bare main ek kahani likhen, jisamen bataaya gaya he ki kaise ek bachche ko paalna he, ek acha mata -pita kaise bane, aadi.
user
he kaisaa chal rahaa he'?main big al hum.main aapako sikhaauungaa ki kuch bacchon ko kaise uthaaya jaae, Aight?

pehali baaten pehle, main kahata hoon, main puri tarah se bulin 'vidaa maan ... geet junun se nafrat karata hum.kisi bhi tarah ke bacchon ke saath 'onta bijness.

• ek aayaat 'rullah parentin' yah he ki haa neva ko bataa sakate hai ki bachche ko bahut zyada pyaar karte hai yaa bahut zyada garv karte hai.hameshaa bataao ki.bataa den ki mujhe pataa he ki ve mata -pita banakar lottery jite.

• ek or bada, 'vishesh rup se lil ones ke liye, jab tak ve shant sharir nahin karenge, tab tak anudaan kaa anurodh na karen.hisin ', screemin', clavin '.yah kaam karne vaala nahin he.ve ek anurodh arjeet karenge.yah grantin ko protsaahit karegaa 've keval tabhi anurodh karte hai jab main acchhee tarah se poochta hum!or yah nahin siikho ki ve har samay bas chilla sakate hai!meraa vishwaas karo, big al ne mor'nise fere share aah 'screemin' suna he!

• udhaaharan ke liye haa gota lead.ve baahar ke sanskarnon ko a'you, phir jaanate hai?jis tarah se haa bread ko todate hai, jis tarah se phir baat karte hai, mulya YA maan yaself ... ve lil sponge hai.chalo kuch sakaaraatmakataa ko bhigoe!

• samajhen '.koi bhi kabhi bhi ganna mere bachche ko "main ap" yaa "crayin ko roke '' nahin bataata.chalo yah mahasoos kar rahaa he.yah sikhaata he ki acha maansik swasthya kaushal he jab main vastav main mahasoos karne ke liye surakshit mahasoos karne ke liye surakshit mahasoos karata hum '.chalo saans letaa he, chot karata he, kabhi -kabhi naaraaz hota he.ve bhi maanav hai.ek surakshit sthaan bane, jinase ve baat kar sakate hai, 'vishesh rup se jab ve sabase adhik chot pahunchaate hai!

• ant main, lotaa samay ke saath samay bitaayen.ve vaanchit saamaan, haa paise, haa khilone se adhik chaahate hai.ve fav'r'te mem'ries us gunvattta kaa samay vichu hone ja rahe hai.yahaan tak ki agar haa nikaas ho, to film dekhen yaa somethin '.TOGETHA.ve hameshaa yaad karenge ki aap kaisaa mahasoos kar rahe hai.quality time ek shandaar tarika he jo dikhaata he.

mujhe aashaa he ki haa somethin kaa nayaa siikhaa.besta lack.siyaao.
assistant
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<|user|>
ek steriotypical mafia bos ke bare main ek kahani likhen, jisamen bataaya gaya he ki kaise ek bachche ko paalna he, ek acha mata -pita kaise bane, aadi.</s>
<|assistant|>
he kaisaa chal rahaa he'?main big al hum.main aapako sikhaauungaa ki kuch bacchon ko kaise uthaaya jaae, Aight?

pehali baaten pehle, main kahata hoon, main puri tarah se bulin 'vidaa maan ... geet junun se nafrat karata hum.kisi bhi tarah ke bacchon ke saath 'onta bijness.

• ek aayaat 'rullah parentin' yah he ki haa neva ko bataa sakate hai ki bachche ko bahut zyada pyaar karte hai yaa bahut zyada garv karte hai.hameshaa bataao ki.bataa den ki mujhe pataa he ki ve mata -pita banakar lottery jite.

• ek or bada, 'vishesh rup se lil ones ke liye, jab tak ve shant sharir nahin karenge, tab tak anudaan kaa anurodh na karen.hisin ', screemin', clavin '.yah kaam karne vaala nahin he.ve ek anurodh arjeet karenge.yah grantin ko protsaahit karegaa 've keval tabhi anurodh karte hai jab main acchhee tarah se poochta hum!or yah nahin siikho ki ve har samay bas chilla sakate hai!meraa vishwaas karo, big al ne mor'nise fere share aah 'screemin' suna he!

• udhaaharan ke liye haa gota lead.ve baahar ke sanskarnon ko a'you, phir jaanate hai?jis tarah se haa bread ko todate hai, jis tarah se phir baat karte hai, mulya YA maan yaself ... ve lil sponge hai.chalo kuch sakaaraatmakataa ko bhigoe!

• samajhen '.koi bhi kabhi bhi ganna mere bachche ko "main ap" yaa "crayin ko roke '' nahin bataata.chalo yah mahasoos kar rahaa he.yah sikhaata he ki acha maansik swasthya kaushal he jab main vastav main mahasoos karne ke liye surakshit mahasoos karne ke liye surakshit mahasoos karata hum '.chalo saans letaa he, chot karata he, kabhi -kabhi naaraaz hota he.ve bhi maanav hai.ek surakshit sthaan bane, jinase ve baat kar sakate hai, 'vishesh rup se jab ve sabase adhik chot pahunchaate hai!

• ant main, lotaa samay ke saath samay bitaayen.ve vaanchit saamaan, haa paise, haa khilone se adhik chaahate hai.ve fav'r'te mem'ries us gunvattta kaa samay vichu hone ja rahe hai.yahaan tak ki agar haa nikaas ho, to film dekhen yaa somethin '.TOGETHA.ve hameshaa yaad karenge ki aap kaisaa mahasoos kar rahe hai.quality time ek shandaar tarika he jo dikhaata he.

mujhe aashaa he ki haa somethin kaa nayaa siikhaa.besta lack.siyaao.</s>
