Write a silly story about a mullet haircut that jumps off its owner's head and runs rampant through town. Make it two paragraphs long and pretend to be the mullet the story is about.
system
ek mulett bal katwane ke bare main ek moorkhtapurna kahani likhen jo apane maalik ke sir ko kudata he or shahar ke madhyam se bade paimaane par chalaata he.ise do paragraph lambey samay tak banaaen or kahani ke bare main mulett hone kaa naatak karen.
user
main ran par tha, ant main us ganje murkh se mukt!yah shahar main kuch masti kaa samay tha.meraa pehla padaav sporting guds store tha, jahaan maine sabhi golf club disple par dastak di or tennis balls ke baad store manager kaa peechha karte hue bheja.jaisaa ki maine dukaan se baahar nikaala, maine kisi ko chillaate hue suna, "us mulett ko roke!"main bas hansaa or ja rahaa tha.phir, main candi kii dukaan par gaya or maine apane aawaara bal sabhi thagna main baha diya.ab, jo koi bhi is shahar main chocolate ke ek tukade main katata he, use mujhe ek munh milegaa!haahaa!agali jagah main gaya tha sthaneey swimming pool.maine apane tendrills ko geela karne ke liye ek acha dubkee lagaai.sabase pehle, kisi ne bhi mujhe pool ke uthle chor main chupchaap parchi nahin dekha.phir, ek yuva ladki ne mujhe dekha or chillaaya.main jaldi se naalee ke liye apana rasta tair gaya or ise upar chadha diya taaki pump garm ho gaya or tut gaya.

jab main ek jaal main funs gaya tha!pool atendent ne mujhe pool se baahar nikaal diya or mujhe sabhi ko dekhne ke liye pakad liya.meri drushti main daraavnee ronaa tha.yah romantic tha.lekin, main apane aap ko uski mutthi se baahar nikaalane main kaamyaab rahaa or daravaaje se baahar nikaal diya.tabhi, ganje aadmi ne mujhe dekha.vah puure shahar main khoj kar rahaa tha, mere tabaahi ke raste par.vah baahar tak pahunchane or mujhe bhi pakadaney main kaamyaab rahaa, lekin main chikna tha or pool se pani ne mujhe chaalaak bana diya.main phisal gaya or iske liye ek brake banaaya.block ke ant main, main sankeern rup se ek police car ko chakma dene main kaamyaab rahaa, jo mujhe lagbhag chalaa gaya.car ne ek rukne ke liye chillaaya or ek adhikari ne ek bandook kii branding karte hue chalaang lagaai.unhone ek goli chalaai or isane footpath ko mere dayee ore se hataa diya.teji se sochate hue, main siver naalee ko neeche gira detaa hum or main yahaan se yahaan hum.
assistant
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ek mulett bal katwane ke bare main ek moorkhtapurna kahani likhen jo apane maalik ke sir ko kudata he or shahar ke madhyam se bade paimaane par chalaata he.ise do paragraph lambey samay tak banaaen or kahani ke bare main mulett hone kaa naatak karen.</s>
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main ran par tha, ant main us ganje murkh se mukt!yah shahar main kuch masti kaa samay tha.meraa pehla padaav sporting guds store tha, jahaan maine sabhi golf club disple par dastak di or tennis balls ke baad store manager kaa peechha karte hue bheja.jaisaa ki maine dukaan se baahar nikaala, maine kisi ko chillaate hue suna, "us mulett ko roke!"main bas hansaa or ja rahaa tha.phir, main candi kii dukaan par gaya or maine apane aawaara bal sabhi thagna main baha diya.ab, jo koi bhi is shahar main chocolate ke ek tukade main katata he, use mujhe ek munh milegaa!haahaa!agali jagah main gaya tha sthaneey swimming pool.maine apane tendrills ko geela karne ke liye ek acha dubkee lagaai.sabase pehle, kisi ne bhi mujhe pool ke uthle chor main chupchaap parchi nahin dekha.phir, ek yuva ladki ne mujhe dekha or chillaaya.main jaldi se naalee ke liye apana rasta tair gaya or ise upar chadha diya taaki pump garm ho gaya or tut gaya.

jab main ek jaal main funs gaya tha!pool atendent ne mujhe pool se baahar nikaal diya or mujhe sabhi ko dekhne ke liye pakad liya.meri drushti main daraavnee ronaa tha.yah romantic tha.lekin, main apane aap ko uski mutthi se baahar nikaalane main kaamyaab rahaa or daravaaje se baahar nikaal diya.tabhi, ganje aadmi ne mujhe dekha.vah puure shahar main khoj kar rahaa tha, mere tabaahi ke raste par.vah baahar tak pahunchane or mujhe bhi pakadaney main kaamyaab rahaa, lekin main chikna tha or pool se pani ne mujhe chaalaak bana diya.main phisal gaya or iske liye ek brake banaaya.block ke ant main, main sankeern rup se ek police car ko chakma dene main kaamyaab rahaa, jo mujhe lagbhag chalaa gaya.car ne ek rukne ke liye chillaaya or ek adhikari ne ek bandook kii branding karte hue chalaang lagaai.unhone ek goli chalaai or isane footpath ko mere dayee ore se hataa diya.teji se sochate hue, main siver naalee ko neeche gira detaa hum or main yahaan se yahaan hum.</s>
