Make a list of rules for a husband who has been unfaithful if he wants to stay married to me. Do not mince words. He is lucky I am even giving him a chance to get back together!
system
ek pati ke liye niyamon kii ek suchi banaaen jo mere saath shaadi karnaa chahta he, to vah bevafa ho gaya he.shabdon ko na maaren.vah bhaagyashaalee he ki main use ek saath waapas paane kaa mauka de rahaa hum!
user
1. aap kisi bhi mahila se sampark nahin karenge, jis par aap kisi bhi tarah se chhedhkhani karte hai, yaa kisi bhi tarah se bevakoof banaate hai.iskaa matlab he ki koi email, koi granth nahin, koi phestimes, koi meet-ap, mail ke madhyam se koi sampark nahin, or parsparik mitron se koi apadet nahin.aap aisa vyavhaar karenge jaise ki ve mahilaayein kabhi maujuud nahin thim.

2. aap in mahilaon ke kisi bhi email ko khinch lenge or agar main chaahun to mujhe unhen padhane duungaa.phir aap unhen hataa denge or apane ricycle bin ko khaali kar denge.aap unke email samparkon ko hataa denge.

3. aap mujhe aapke dwaara upyog kiye jane vaale sabhi email pate or prayek ko password denge.main kisi bhi samay unki jaanch karuunga.

4. aap mujhe apana phone denge or mujhe apane sabhi granth padhane denge.phir aap in mahilaon kii sankhya ko hataa denge.main aapke samparkon kii samiksha karuunga or agar vahaan koi aisa he jo main nahin pahachaanata, to main un numberon ko kol karuunga.mere paas kabhi bhi aapke phone kii jaanch karne kii anumati he.

5. aap chaalu karenge or life 360 ap ko banaae rakhenge taaki main jeepies kaa upyog yah dekhne ke liye kar sakuun ki aap kabhi bhi kahaan hai.

6. aap ek license praapt chikitsak dekhenge jise aap chun sakate hai, or aap mere saath ek license praapt chikitsak ke saath mere saath jode therapy main bhaag lenge, jise main saptaah main kam se kam ek baar chunata hum.

7. aap apni credit report chalaayenge or mujhe parinaam dekhne denge.mere paas sabhi bank or credit card khaaton tak pahunch hogi.

8. yadi aap bank se nakad nikaalte hai, to aap mujhe har dim ke liye raseeden dikhaaenge.

9. aap apane doctor ke paas jaaenge or astidi ke liye pareekshan karenge.aap mujhe parinaam dikhaaenge.

10. aap mujhe din ke har minute main rani kii tarah maanenge.agar main aapako ghar ke aasapaas kuch karne ke liye kahata hum, to aap ise turant karenge.agar main mcdonalds se 11:45 baje ek garm thagna chahta hum, to aap khushi se mere liye ise praapt karne ke liye khushi se drive karenge.aap apane kharaab faislon ke liye apana shesh jivan bithaayenge.
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ek pati ke liye niyamon kii ek suchi banaaen jo mere saath shaadi karnaa chahta he, to vah bevafa ho gaya he.shabdon ko na maaren.vah bhaagyashaalee he ki main use ek saath waapas paane kaa mauka de rahaa hum!</s>
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1. aap kisi bhi mahila se sampark nahin karenge, jis par aap kisi bhi tarah se chhedhkhani karte hai, yaa kisi bhi tarah se bevakoof banaate hai.iskaa matlab he ki koi email, koi granth nahin, koi phestimes, koi meet-ap, mail ke madhyam se koi sampark nahin, or parsparik mitron se koi apadet nahin.aap aisa vyavhaar karenge jaise ki ve mahilaayein kabhi maujuud nahin thim.

2. aap in mahilaon ke kisi bhi email ko khinch lenge or agar main chaahun to mujhe unhen padhane duungaa.phir aap unhen hataa denge or apane ricycle bin ko khaali kar denge.aap unke email samparkon ko hataa denge.

3. aap mujhe aapke dwaara upyog kiye jane vaale sabhi email pate or prayek ko password denge.main kisi bhi samay unki jaanch karuunga.

4. aap mujhe apana phone denge or mujhe apane sabhi granth padhane denge.phir aap in mahilaon kii sankhya ko hataa denge.main aapke samparkon kii samiksha karuunga or agar vahaan koi aisa he jo main nahin pahachaanata, to main un numberon ko kol karuunga.mere paas kabhi bhi aapke phone kii jaanch karne kii anumati he.

5. aap chaalu karenge or life 360 ap ko banaae rakhenge taaki main jeepies kaa upyog yah dekhne ke liye kar sakuun ki aap kabhi bhi kahaan hai.

6. aap ek license praapt chikitsak dekhenge jise aap chun sakate hai, or aap mere saath ek license praapt chikitsak ke saath mere saath jode therapy main bhaag lenge, jise main saptaah main kam se kam ek baar chunata hum.

7. aap apni credit report chalaayenge or mujhe parinaam dekhne denge.mere paas sabhi bank or credit card khaaton tak pahunch hogi.

8. yadi aap bank se nakad nikaalte hai, to aap mujhe har dim ke liye raseeden dikhaaenge.

9. aap apane doctor ke paas jaaenge or astidi ke liye pareekshan karenge.aap mujhe parinaam dikhaaenge.

10. aap mujhe din ke har minute main rani kii tarah maanenge.agar main aapako ghar ke aasapaas kuch karne ke liye kahata hum, to aap ise turant karenge.agar main mcdonalds se 11:45 baje ek garm thagna chahta hum, to aap khushi se mere liye ise praapt karne ke liye khushi se drive karenge.aap apane kharaab faislon ke liye apana shesh jivan bithaayenge.</s>
