I'm hosting a developer meetup and I'd like to open with a joke. Can you help me write 5 jokes related to programming or web development?
system
main ek develper misip kii mejabani kar rahaa hum or main ek majaak ke saath kholana chahta hum.kya aap mujhe programing yaa web deveopment se sambandhit 5 chutkule likhane main madad kar sakate hai?
user
1. front-and developers aise kharaab sanchaarak kyon hai?kyonki ve nahin jaanate ki khud ko kaise vyakt kiya jaae.
2. main aapako punrariti ke bare main ek majaak bataanaa chahta hum, lekin sabase pehle, mujhe aapako punrariti ke bare main ek majaak bataanaa hoga.
3. makadi ne javascript kyon siikhaa?kyonki vah ek web develper bananaa chahta tha.
4. mere back-and develper mitra ne us majaak ko nahin samajha, jo maine use duusare din front-and developers ke bare main bataaya tha.vastav main, vah nahin jaanata tha ki kaise pratikriya karnaa he.
5. maine ek vyavsaay istre akhbaar shuru kiya, or yah 1 saptaah main bast ho gaya.jaahir he, yah nahin he ki unka matlab yah he ki jab unhone mujhe bataaya ki vardepress ek aakarshak kaushal he.
assistant
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<|user|>
main ek develper misip kii mejabani kar rahaa hum or main ek majaak ke saath kholana chahta hum.kya aap mujhe programing yaa web deveopment se sambandhit 5 chutkule likhane main madad kar sakate hai?</s>
<|assistant|>
1. front-and developers aise kharaab sanchaarak kyon hai?kyonki ve nahin jaanate ki khud ko kaise vyakt kiya jaae.
2. main aapako punrariti ke bare main ek majaak bataanaa chahta hum, lekin sabase pehle, mujhe aapako punrariti ke bare main ek majaak bataanaa hoga.
3. makadi ne javascript kyon siikhaa?kyonki vah ek web develper bananaa chahta tha.
4. mere back-and develper mitra ne us majaak ko nahin samajha, jo maine use duusare din front-and developers ke bare main bataaya tha.vastav main, vah nahin jaanata tha ki kaise pratikriya karnaa he.
5. maine ek vyavsaay istre akhbaar shuru kiya, or yah 1 saptaah main bast ho gaya.jaahir he, yah nahin he ki unka matlab yah he ki jab unhone mujhe bataaya ki vardepress ek aakarshak kaushal he.</s>
