Write me a story of someone making some bread rolls and putting into it all sorts of things that definitely don't go in bread rolls. In short, have it be a ridiculous, completely wrong way to make rolls. Write it from the point of view of someone who is watching with horror and/or confusion. Oh, and the rolls should be normal/taste good at the end, lol. 
system
mujhe kuch bread role banane kii kahani likhen or isamen sabhi prakaar kii chijen daalen jo nishchit rup se bread role main nahin jaati hai.sankshep main, yah ek haasyaaspad, puri tarah se galat tarika he role banane ke liye.ise kisi aise vyakti ke drushtikon se likhen jo daraavnee or/yaa bhram ke saath dekh rahaa he.oh, or role saamaanya/swaad acha hona chahie, ant main, yogya.
user
vah kabhi bhi rasoi main aane main madad karne ke liye pachhtaawaa karata tha kyonki vah use sabase ajeeb chizon se baahar nikalate hue dekhtaa tha."mujhe laga ki aap role bana rahe hai?"unhone puri tarah se bhram main poocha kyonki unhone counter par electric pechakash ko dekha.

"main hoon!"usne ek khis ke saath jawaab diya kyonki usne ek stepper par 5-galen backet set kiya or kuch bhi maapne ke bina chizon ko daalana shuru kar diya.

ab puri tarah se chintit hokar, vah baaltee ko sthir rakhane ke liye aage badha.jaisaa ki usne aisa karne ke liye use dhanyavad diya, usne dekha ki vah baaltee main namak kaa ek puraa container daal rahi thi, uske baad ek bottle thi jisane spasht rup se 'motor oil' ko said main kaha tha.vah keval vahaan khadaa ho saktaa tha or gep kar saktaa tha kyonki usne ek lakdi kii chadi ko apane haath main daal diya or kaha ki vah halchal shuru kar de jabaki vah mishran main chizon ko jodna jari rakhaa.baaltee main castor oil, can can of cat food, sip kaa zeus, chura or sabhi tarah kii chizon kaa can tha.aakhirkaar, yah uske liye halchal karne ke liye bahut moti ho gai, or phir usne use electric pechakash saunpa jise ant main ek majboot visk ke saath sanshodhit kiya gaya tha.

jis tarah vah sabhi alag -alag gandhon se michali karnaa shuru kar rahaa tha, usne ghoshnaa kii ki yah kiya gaya tha or chanchalta se use ek kuki shit par chammach karnaa shuru kar diya tha, jisase ganth banaati thi jo role kii tarah kuch bhi nahin dikhti thi.phir usne ise oven main daal diya or usase kaha, "jaao; main aapako bataa duungi ki ve swaad ke liye taiyaar hai!"

vah sunn ho gaya, pehle se hi ise failaa rahaa tha, lekin yah nahin karnaa chahta tha or utana hi kah rahaa tha.jitani jaldi vah pasand karti thi, vah use waapas bula rahi thi.unhone apni saans ko role main se ek main thodaa sa saans lee, yah ummid kii ki yah bhayanak swaad hoga.uske jatke ke liye, yah ek niyamit role kii tarah chakhaa jo aapako ek restaraan main mil saktaa he!chaudee aankhon ke saath, vah chabane or nigalane ke rup main apane haath main safed, sharaabi role ko ghurta rahaa.
assistant
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<|user|>
mujhe kuch bread role banane kii kahani likhen or isamen sabhi prakaar kii chijen daalen jo nishchit rup se bread role main nahin jaati hai.sankshep main, yah ek haasyaaspad, puri tarah se galat tarika he role banane ke liye.ise kisi aise vyakti ke drushtikon se likhen jo daraavnee or/yaa bhram ke saath dekh rahaa he.oh, or role saamaanya/swaad acha hona chahie, ant main, yogya.</s>
<|assistant|>
vah kabhi bhi rasoi main aane main madad karne ke liye pachhtaawaa karata tha kyonki vah use sabase ajeeb chizon se baahar nikalate hue dekhtaa tha."mujhe laga ki aap role bana rahe hai?"unhone puri tarah se bhram main poocha kyonki unhone counter par electric pechakash ko dekha.

"main hoon!"usne ek khis ke saath jawaab diya kyonki usne ek stepper par 5-galen backet set kiya or kuch bhi maapne ke bina chizon ko daalana shuru kar diya.

ab puri tarah se chintit hokar, vah baaltee ko sthir rakhane ke liye aage badha.jaisaa ki usne aisa karne ke liye use dhanyavad diya, usne dekha ki vah baaltee main namak kaa ek puraa container daal rahi thi, uske baad ek bottle thi jisane spasht rup se 'motor oil' ko said main kaha tha.vah keval vahaan khadaa ho saktaa tha or gep kar saktaa tha kyonki usne ek lakdi kii chadi ko apane haath main daal diya or kaha ki vah halchal shuru kar de jabaki vah mishran main chizon ko jodna jari rakhaa.baaltee main castor oil, can can of cat food, sip kaa zeus, chura or sabhi tarah kii chizon kaa can tha.aakhirkaar, yah uske liye halchal karne ke liye bahut moti ho gai, or phir usne use electric pechakash saunpa jise ant main ek majboot visk ke saath sanshodhit kiya gaya tha.

jis tarah vah sabhi alag -alag gandhon se michali karnaa shuru kar rahaa tha, usne ghoshnaa kii ki yah kiya gaya tha or chanchalta se use ek kuki shit par chammach karnaa shuru kar diya tha, jisase ganth banaati thi jo role kii tarah kuch bhi nahin dikhti thi.phir usne ise oven main daal diya or usase kaha, "jaao; main aapako bataa duungi ki ve swaad ke liye taiyaar hai!"

vah sunn ho gaya, pehle se hi ise failaa rahaa tha, lekin yah nahin karnaa chahta tha or utana hi kah rahaa tha.jitani jaldi vah pasand karti thi, vah use waapas bula rahi thi.unhone apni saans ko role main se ek main thodaa sa saans lee, yah ummid kii ki yah bhayanak swaad hoga.uske jatke ke liye, yah ek niyamit role kii tarah chakhaa jo aapako ek restaraan main mil saktaa he!chaudee aankhon ke saath, vah chabane or nigalane ke rup main apane haath main safed, sharaabi role ko ghurta rahaa.</s>
