Write a comedy monologue for a generic stand-up comic. It will be about what the generic comic thinks is the most important invention in human civilization…the toilet. The generic comic will explain why in the monologue. It won't be full of bathroom humor. And it will lead to a discussion of the mystery of sewers and the sewerage system. Make it around 400 words.

system
ek saamaanya stand-ap comic ke liye ek kamedi monolog likhen.yah is bare main hoga ki generik comic kya sochataa he ki maanav sabhyataa main sabase mahatvapurn avishkaar he ... shauchalay.generik comic batayega ki monolog main kyon.yah bathroom hasya se bharaa nahin hoga.or yah siwaron ke rahasy or sivarej pranali kii charchaa karegaa.ise lagbhag 400 shabd banaaen.
user
generik comic: ab tak kaa sabase mahatvapurn avishkaar?car sahi he?kahin bhi ja sakate hai or kisi desh ke ek taraf se duusare hisse main saamaan le ja sakate hai.baahar banane ke liye ek jagah?nahin.

vimaan.ab pani ke upar ja sakate hai.avkaash, parivahan saamaan ... antarrashtriya str par?ek nijee jet praapt karen or yah "party on!" kii tarah he ... nahin.yah nahin he.

internet?bhojan kaa aadesh de saktaa he or koi ise apane ghar main laata he.kripaya koi.

yah shauchalay he.haa, ab tak kaa sabase bada avishkaar shauchalay he.

kya aap kalpana kar sakate hai ki inamen se ek ke liye pehle pariwaron main se ek he?koi or adhik outahouse yaa jo kuch bhi ve pehle istemaal karte the.main iske bare main sochna nahin chahta.

or yah kuch bhi gaayab kar saktaa he.ek jaadugar kii tarah.poof!
... sheersh gupt siie sarkari dastavej jinase aapako chhutkaaraa paanaa he.ise shauchalay ke neeche flush karen.kuch bhi kabhi nahin aata he.yadi aap galati se ise kuch neeche giraate hai, to koun jaanata he ki aap ise kaise waapas praapt karte hai?yah ek rahasy he.

mujhe lagata he ki ise hataane kii tulana main ise flush karke kisi chiz se chhutkaaraa paanaa adhik surakshit he.apane laptop se ek fil hataaen.koun jaanata he ... yah vastav main chalaa gaya he?shauchalay ke neeche ek badhate dastavej ko flush karen.yah achche ke liye chalaa gaya he ... koi chintaa nahin he.

ab siver or sivarej ... yah sabase bada rahasy he.mujhe nahin pataa ki vahaan kya hota he.yah kaise kaam karata he?yadi aap vahaan kaam karte hai, to mujhe ek aisi cheez pataa he jo aapke paas nahin he.yah gandh kii bhaavana he!

yadi aap siver vibhaag ke liye kaam karnaa chaahate hai, to aapako ek-prashn saakshaatkaar paas karnaa hoga.kya aap chizon ko soongh sakate hai?haa, aap baahar hai.nahin, or aap andar hai. or vetan shaayad acha he kyonki koi bhi us main kaam nahin karnaa chahta he.

yadi aap acha paisa kamanaa chaahate hai, to ek aisa kaushal he jo kuch logon ko stephen kari shooter kii tarah he yaa aisa kaam karata he jo koi bhi sivarej kii tarah nahin chahta he.

lekin yah ascharyajanak nahin hoga agar un shramikon ke liye atirikt bhatton hai.ho saktaa he ki kuch moolyawaan ho jo ek sivej kaaryakarta ke haathon main ek shauchalay kii hawaaon ko neeche gira detaa he.mujhen nahin pataa.ho saktaa he ki unke paas saamaan khojane ke liye saamaan keetanurahit karne kaa ek tarika ho.sagaai ke challe, $ 100 bill, or sone kii shrinkhalaa.

yah ek gupt samaaj he.koi bhi iske bare main baat nahin karata he.iske bare main kabhi koi film nahin dekhi.reporter andercover nahin jate hai or iske bare main report karte hai.jitna kam aap jaanate hai, utana behatar he.
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ek saamaanya stand-ap comic ke liye ek kamedi monolog likhen.yah is bare main hoga ki generik comic kya sochataa he ki maanav sabhyataa main sabase mahatvapurn avishkaar he ... shauchalay.generik comic batayega ki monolog main kyon.yah bathroom hasya se bharaa nahin hoga.or yah siwaron ke rahasy or sivarej pranali kii charchaa karegaa.ise lagbhag 400 shabd banaaen.</s>
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generik comic: ab tak kaa sabase mahatvapurn avishkaar?car sahi he?kahin bhi ja sakate hai or kisi desh ke ek taraf se duusare hisse main saamaan le ja sakate hai.baahar banane ke liye ek jagah?nahin.

vimaan.ab pani ke upar ja sakate hai.avkaash, parivahan saamaan ... antarrashtriya str par?ek nijee jet praapt karen or yah "party on!" kii tarah he ... nahin.yah nahin he.

internet?bhojan kaa aadesh de saktaa he or koi ise apane ghar main laata he.kripaya koi.

yah shauchalay he.haa, ab tak kaa sabase bada avishkaar shauchalay he.

kya aap kalpana kar sakate hai ki inamen se ek ke liye pehle pariwaron main se ek he?koi or adhik outahouse yaa jo kuch bhi ve pehle istemaal karte the.main iske bare main sochna nahin chahta.

or yah kuch bhi gaayab kar saktaa he.ek jaadugar kii tarah.poof!
... sheersh gupt siie sarkari dastavej jinase aapako chhutkaaraa paanaa he.ise shauchalay ke neeche flush karen.kuch bhi kabhi nahin aata he.yadi aap galati se ise kuch neeche giraate hai, to koun jaanata he ki aap ise kaise waapas praapt karte hai?yah ek rahasy he.

mujhe lagata he ki ise hataane kii tulana main ise flush karke kisi chiz se chhutkaaraa paanaa adhik surakshit he.apane laptop se ek fil hataaen.koun jaanata he ... yah vastav main chalaa gaya he?shauchalay ke neeche ek badhate dastavej ko flush karen.yah achche ke liye chalaa gaya he ... koi chintaa nahin he.

ab siver or sivarej ... yah sabase bada rahasy he.mujhe nahin pataa ki vahaan kya hota he.yah kaise kaam karata he?yadi aap vahaan kaam karte hai, to mujhe ek aisi cheez pataa he jo aapke paas nahin he.yah gandh kii bhaavana he!

yadi aap siver vibhaag ke liye kaam karnaa chaahate hai, to aapako ek-prashn saakshaatkaar paas karnaa hoga.kya aap chizon ko soongh sakate hai?haa, aap baahar hai.nahin, or aap andar hai. or vetan shaayad acha he kyonki koi bhi us main kaam nahin karnaa chahta he.

yadi aap acha paisa kamanaa chaahate hai, to ek aisa kaushal he jo kuch logon ko stephen kari shooter kii tarah he yaa aisa kaam karata he jo koi bhi sivarej kii tarah nahin chahta he.

lekin yah ascharyajanak nahin hoga agar un shramikon ke liye atirikt bhatton hai.ho saktaa he ki kuch moolyawaan ho jo ek sivej kaaryakarta ke haathon main ek shauchalay kii hawaaon ko neeche gira detaa he.mujhen nahin pataa.ho saktaa he ki unke paas saamaan khojane ke liye saamaan keetanurahit karne kaa ek tarika ho.sagaai ke challe, $ 100 bill, or sone kii shrinkhalaa.

yah ek gupt samaaj he.koi bhi iske bare main baat nahin karata he.iske bare main kabhi koi film nahin dekhi.reporter andercover nahin jate hai or iske bare main report karte hai.jitna kam aap jaanate hai, utana behatar he.</s>
