Write a late-night monologue about something funny in the news, like Biden falling off a bicycle. It should be in the tone of a late-night comic; think Seth Meyers or Jimmy Kimmel.
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samachar main kuch ajeeb baat ke bare main ek der raat ekalaap likhen, jaise biden ek cycle se gir rahaa he.yah der raat kii comic ke swar main hona chahie;seth mayers yaa jimi kimail ke bare main sochen.
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kya sadak par kele kaa chhilka tha?nahin, yah sirf patali hawa par biden kii bike tripping he.

kya aap logon ne aaj khabar par pakad liya?ab main yah nahin kah rahaa hum ki vah bike chalaane ke liye bahut purana he, lekin shaayad use is tarah kii baari mashinari kaa sanchaalan nahin karnaa chahie.

nahin, lekin gambhirtha se log, raashtrapati ne thodaa sa fail liya, or vah puri tarah se thik he.vah uth gaya, khud ko brush kiya, or aap yaa meri tarah hi, usne dikhaava kiya ki aisa nahin hua.aap uski umr ke ek aadmi kii prashansa karne ke liye bhi uski bike par ho rahe hai, bahut kam ho rahaa he, gir rahaa he, phir se ho rahaa he.

sachmuch khel kaushal kaa ek prabhaavshaalee pradarshan.ek cycle par biden kii tulana main keval ek cheez adhik khatarnaak he, jo pasaliyon kii plate ke saamne biden he.haath-aankh samanvay ke bare main baat karen;yadi aap siikhnaa chaahate hai ki aap kii tulana main aap par adhik pasaliyon ko kaise praapt karen, to thik he, biden ko aapako sikhaane ke liye kuch chijen milin.

phir bhi, hamaare raashtrapati kii tulana main kuch bhi adhik apropos apni cycle se girane se adhik he jab america ek rajkoshiya chattan se girane vaala he?yah aisa samay he ki main bhagya main vishwaas karnaa shuru kar detaa hum.yah lagbhag bahut acha he, lekin main in chizon ko nahin bana saktaa.

lekin nahin, yah sab thik he;biden ek acha aadmi, ek acha khel, ek asli spri saathi.dhyaan den ki kaise koi bhi yuva kabhi bhi spri nahin kaha jaataa he?vaise bhi, biden ek asli spri aadmi he, or akaash ko dhanyavad detaa he ki usne ek helmet pahana tha.

vah jald hi tip-top aakaar main waapas aa jayega, to chalo use sabase acha or ek twarit vasuuli kii kaamana karte hai.jab aap parmaanu footbal ko sambhaal rahe hote hai to chamadi vaale ghutane koi majaak nahin hote hai.is bich, shaayad us jagah ke aasapaas koi vyakti us bike ko garrej main rakh saktaa he.kuch hathiyaar bahut khatarnaak hai.
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samachar main kuch ajeeb baat ke bare main ek der raat ekalaap likhen, jaise biden ek cycle se gir rahaa he.yah der raat kii comic ke swar main hona chahie;seth mayers yaa jimi kimail ke bare main sochen.</s>
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kya sadak par kele kaa chhilka tha?nahin, yah sirf patali hawa par biden kii bike tripping he.

kya aap logon ne aaj khabar par pakad liya?ab main yah nahin kah rahaa hum ki vah bike chalaane ke liye bahut purana he, lekin shaayad use is tarah kii baari mashinari kaa sanchaalan nahin karnaa chahie.

nahin, lekin gambhirtha se log, raashtrapati ne thodaa sa fail liya, or vah puri tarah se thik he.vah uth gaya, khud ko brush kiya, or aap yaa meri tarah hi, usne dikhaava kiya ki aisa nahin hua.aap uski umr ke ek aadmi kii prashansa karne ke liye bhi uski bike par ho rahe hai, bahut kam ho rahaa he, gir rahaa he, phir se ho rahaa he.

sachmuch khel kaushal kaa ek prabhaavshaalee pradarshan.ek cycle par biden kii tulana main keval ek cheez adhik khatarnaak he, jo pasaliyon kii plate ke saamne biden he.haath-aankh samanvay ke bare main baat karen;yadi aap siikhnaa chaahate hai ki aap kii tulana main aap par adhik pasaliyon ko kaise praapt karen, to thik he, biden ko aapako sikhaane ke liye kuch chijen milin.

phir bhi, hamaare raashtrapati kii tulana main kuch bhi adhik apropos apni cycle se girane se adhik he jab america ek rajkoshiya chattan se girane vaala he?yah aisa samay he ki main bhagya main vishwaas karnaa shuru kar detaa hum.yah lagbhag bahut acha he, lekin main in chizon ko nahin bana saktaa.

lekin nahin, yah sab thik he;biden ek acha aadmi, ek acha khel, ek asli spri saathi.dhyaan den ki kaise koi bhi yuva kabhi bhi spri nahin kaha jaataa he?vaise bhi, biden ek asli spri aadmi he, or akaash ko dhanyavad detaa he ki usne ek helmet pahana tha.

vah jald hi tip-top aakaar main waapas aa jayega, to chalo use sabase acha or ek twarit vasuuli kii kaamana karte hai.jab aap parmaanu footbal ko sambhaal rahe hote hai to chamadi vaale ghutane koi majaak nahin hote hai.is bich, shaayad us jagah ke aasapaas koi vyakti us bike ko garrej main rakh saktaa he.kuch hathiyaar bahut khatarnaak hai.</s>
