Hi. Please write a series of tweets that offer answers to common job interview questions. Use a variety of questions. Make the answers silly and use different names so it sounds like there are several people tweeting the answers. Write about 20 to 25 tweets.
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namaste.kripaya twits kii ek shrinkhalaa likhen jo aam naukari ke saakshaatkaar ke sawaalon ke jawaab pradaan karte hai.vibhinn prakaar ke prashnon kaa upyog karen.uttaron ko moorkhtapurna banaaen or vibhinn naamon kaa upyog karen taaki aisa lagata he ki kai log uttaron ko twit kar rahe hai.lagbhag 20 se 25 twit likhen.
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DBLTBL: mujhe kal ek naukari kaa saakshaatkaar mila he or main ek khaali khinch rahaa hum.main "mujhe apane bare main bataao" prashn kaa uttar dene kaa sabase acha tarika nahin soch saktaa.
pancek: mujhe us ek se pareshaani hui he.agar main padhane kaa jawaab detaa hum, to main ek antarmukhi hum.agar main khel kahata hum, to main ek bahirmukhi hum.
FATBOI5: kaise ke bare main "mujhe apane desk par baithkar tictok video dekhne main mazaa aata he."
MIKEW: yah main abhi he.
SAL_MALONE: "kya aapke paas koi niyukti yaa yojana he jiske bare main hamen pataa hona chahie?"koi bhi?
big: "maine agle do varshon ke liye har sangheey avkaash par ek chuttee nirdhaarit kii he."
FATBOI5: "mujhe do saptaah main saakshaatkaar nirdhaarit kiya gaya he yadi yah naukari kaam nahin karti he."
DBLTBL: is sawaal ke bare main kya mujhe sabase zyada nafrat he: aapaki kamajoriyaan kya hai?
Fatboi5: "kuch bhi jisamen kaam shaamil he."
Sal_malone: "mujhe hameshaa kaam karne main der ho rahi he or hameshaa das minute pehle chhod den."
MIKEW: "main kya karne vaala hum, is par dhyaan dena - ruko, kya sawaal tha? main dhyaan nahin de rahaa tha."
Mylittle: "kaam ke ghanton ke dauraan jaagnaa. main haalanki raat main jaag rahaa hum."
pancek: "kya aap lacheele hai?"
sailij: "kya aapke pair kii ungaliyon ko choota he?"
Fatboi5: "jab main dating kii baat karata hum to main bahut lacheela hum."
Sal_malone: "aapke shauk kya hai? aapako apane khaali samay main kya karne main mazaa aata he?"
MIKEW: "mere paas netflix ke saath jivan bhar kii sadsyta he. kya yah ginati he?"
pancek: "bitcoin kii keemat kii jaanch karnaa taaki main apni naukari chhod sakuun."
big: "alon ko chatur twit likhnaa."
FATBOI5: "ummid he ki aap mujhe paryaapt paise kaa bhugtan karenge taaki main ek shauk bardaasht kar sakuun."
DBLTBL: ye mahaan hai!thik he, antim ek."aapako yah naukari kyon chahie?"
sailij: "mere parole adhikari kaa kahana he ki mujhe niojit karnaa hoga isliye main apni pariviksha kaa ulanghan nahin karata."
Sal_malone: "mere bank overdraft kaa bhugtan karne ke liye."
pancek: "main khaane kaa bahut bada prashansak hum."
DBLTBL: dhanyavad, har koi.mujhe pataa he ki agar ve mujhase inamen se koi bhi sawaal poochhate hai to main hansanaa shuru kar rahaa hum.
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namaste.kripaya twits kii ek shrinkhalaa likhen jo aam naukari ke saakshaatkaar ke sawaalon ke jawaab pradaan karte hai.vibhinn prakaar ke prashnon kaa upyog karen.uttaron ko moorkhtapurna banaaen or vibhinn naamon kaa upyog karen taaki aisa lagata he ki kai log uttaron ko twit kar rahe hai.lagbhag 20 se 25 twit likhen.</s>
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DBLTBL: mujhe kal ek naukari kaa saakshaatkaar mila he or main ek khaali khinch rahaa hum.main "mujhe apane bare main bataao" prashn kaa uttar dene kaa sabase acha tarika nahin soch saktaa.
pancek: mujhe us ek se pareshaani hui he.agar main padhane kaa jawaab detaa hum, to main ek antarmukhi hum.agar main khel kahata hum, to main ek bahirmukhi hum.
FATBOI5: kaise ke bare main "mujhe apane desk par baithkar tictok video dekhne main mazaa aata he."
MIKEW: yah main abhi he.
SAL_MALONE: "kya aapke paas koi niyukti yaa yojana he jiske bare main hamen pataa hona chahie?"koi bhi?
big: "maine agle do varshon ke liye har sangheey avkaash par ek chuttee nirdhaarit kii he."
FATBOI5: "mujhe do saptaah main saakshaatkaar nirdhaarit kiya gaya he yadi yah naukari kaam nahin karti he."
DBLTBL: is sawaal ke bare main kya mujhe sabase zyada nafrat he: aapaki kamajoriyaan kya hai?
Fatboi5: "kuch bhi jisamen kaam shaamil he."
Sal_malone: "mujhe hameshaa kaam karne main der ho rahi he or hameshaa das minute pehle chhod den."
MIKEW: "main kya karne vaala hum, is par dhyaan dena - ruko, kya sawaal tha? main dhyaan nahin de rahaa tha."
Mylittle: "kaam ke ghanton ke dauraan jaagnaa. main haalanki raat main jaag rahaa hum."
pancek: "kya aap lacheele hai?"
sailij: "kya aapke pair kii ungaliyon ko choota he?"
Fatboi5: "jab main dating kii baat karata hum to main bahut lacheela hum."
Sal_malone: "aapke shauk kya hai? aapako apane khaali samay main kya karne main mazaa aata he?"
MIKEW: "mere paas netflix ke saath jivan bhar kii sadsyta he. kya yah ginati he?"
pancek: "bitcoin kii keemat kii jaanch karnaa taaki main apni naukari chhod sakuun."
big: "alon ko chatur twit likhnaa."
FATBOI5: "ummid he ki aap mujhe paryaapt paise kaa bhugtan karenge taaki main ek shauk bardaasht kar sakuun."
DBLTBL: ye mahaan hai!thik he, antim ek."aapako yah naukari kyon chahie?"
sailij: "mere parole adhikari kaa kahana he ki mujhe niojit karnaa hoga isliye main apni pariviksha kaa ulanghan nahin karata."
Sal_malone: "mere bank overdraft kaa bhugtan karne ke liye."
pancek: "main khaane kaa bahut bada prashansak hum."
DBLTBL: dhanyavad, har koi.mujhe pataa he ki agar ve mujhase inamen se koi bhi sawaal poochhate hai to main hansanaa shuru kar rahaa hum.</s>
