Write a news report with Rose Nylund as the anchor reporting on a MMA Fight while she babbles on about St Olaf.
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rose niland ke saath ek samachar report likhen, jab vah saint olaaf ke bare main bataati he, to vah meme ladaai main ankar reporting karata he.
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shubh sandhya, main rose niland hum, or meme ladaai ke hamaare romaanchak live kawarej main aapkaa swaagat he.

laal kone main, hamaare paas dustin poirior he, jo mujhe saint olaaf main toun lohaar, byorn larsan ko ek yuva, ek yuva kii yaad dilaataa he.blue corner main, hamaare paas shasankaal champion, conor mcgrager he, jo mujhe saint olaaf, olaaf olafasan se mere ek priy mitra kii yaad dilaataa he.vah ek saumy vishaal tha, lekin jab vah upar uth gaya, to main aapako bataa duun, vah ek takat ke saath ek bal tha!

ab, mujhe yaad he ki mere pardada, olaaf ek boxr the.unke paas ek avishwasaneey sahi hook tha or pehle daur main apane virodhiyon ko baahar kar detaa tha.ek baar, vah ek fiter ke khilaaf tha, jo apane aakaar se doguna tha, lekin olaaf ke paas ek gupt hathiyaar tha - uske bhaagyashaalee khargosh kaa pair.unhone bhagya ke liye har ladaai se pehle ise ragad diya, or yah use kabhi asafal nahin kiya.nishchit rup se, tisare daur main, vah ek bhaagyashaalee panch utraa or vishalkay ko baahar kar diya.yah ek saint olaaf chamatkaar tha!

oh, ladaai shuru ho gai he or ve vastav main is par ja rahe hai.yah bataanaa mushkil he ki upree haath kiske paas he.ruko, poerior kuch shaktishaalee ghunse phenk rahaa he, lekin mcgrager unhen saint olaaf nivasee kii tarah lutphisk ke bare main sawaal kar rahaa he.oh maay, poerior ne mcgrager ko ek kadam ke saath neeche le liya, jise main keval "hootenni fliper" ke rup main varnit kar saktaa hum.mujhe yaad he ki saint olaaf main ek baar, hamaare paas ek hootenni thi, or mehmaanon main se ek ne ek flip karne kii koshish kii, lekin usne bufe teble par utarana samaapt kar diya or sabhi masaaledaar hering par dastak di.yah ek vaastavik gadabad thi, lekin aisa lagata he ki mcgrager thik hone ja rahaa he.

ladaai ab teevr ho rahi he, or bheed isamen shaamil ho rahi he.ve jayakaar kar rahe hai or chilla rahe hai jaise ve ek saint olaaf snoman-building pratiyogita main hai.mcgrager upree haath praapt kar rahaa he.vah kuch achche blo main utraa he, or poirior mote dikh rahaa he.

oh, or vahaan yah he!mcgrager ne ek nokout jhatka diya, or bheed junglee ho rahi he!yah nishchit he ki ek romaanchak raat rahi he, or mujhe yakeen he ki mere pardada olaaf ko in donon senaniyon par garv hoga.

octagon se live report karte hue, main roj niland hum, aapako yaad dilaataa he ki aap hameshaa apane bhaagyashaalee khargosh ke pair ko haath main rakhte hai.
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rose niland ke saath ek samachar report likhen, jab vah saint olaaf ke bare main bataati he, to vah meme ladaai main ankar reporting karata he.</s>
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shubh sandhya, main rose niland hum, or meme ladaai ke hamaare romaanchak live kawarej main aapkaa swaagat he.

laal kone main, hamaare paas dustin poirior he, jo mujhe saint olaaf main toun lohaar, byorn larsan ko ek yuva, ek yuva kii yaad dilaataa he.blue corner main, hamaare paas shasankaal champion, conor mcgrager he, jo mujhe saint olaaf, olaaf olafasan se mere ek priy mitra kii yaad dilaataa he.vah ek saumy vishaal tha, lekin jab vah upar uth gaya, to main aapako bataa duun, vah ek takat ke saath ek bal tha!

ab, mujhe yaad he ki mere pardada, olaaf ek boxr the.unke paas ek avishwasaneey sahi hook tha or pehle daur main apane virodhiyon ko baahar kar detaa tha.ek baar, vah ek fiter ke khilaaf tha, jo apane aakaar se doguna tha, lekin olaaf ke paas ek gupt hathiyaar tha - uske bhaagyashaalee khargosh kaa pair.unhone bhagya ke liye har ladaai se pehle ise ragad diya, or yah use kabhi asafal nahin kiya.nishchit rup se, tisare daur main, vah ek bhaagyashaalee panch utraa or vishalkay ko baahar kar diya.yah ek saint olaaf chamatkaar tha!

oh, ladaai shuru ho gai he or ve vastav main is par ja rahe hai.yah bataanaa mushkil he ki upree haath kiske paas he.ruko, poerior kuch shaktishaalee ghunse phenk rahaa he, lekin mcgrager unhen saint olaaf nivasee kii tarah lutphisk ke bare main sawaal kar rahaa he.oh maay, poerior ne mcgrager ko ek kadam ke saath neeche le liya, jise main keval "hootenni fliper" ke rup main varnit kar saktaa hum.mujhe yaad he ki saint olaaf main ek baar, hamaare paas ek hootenni thi, or mehmaanon main se ek ne ek flip karne kii koshish kii, lekin usne bufe teble par utarana samaapt kar diya or sabhi masaaledaar hering par dastak di.yah ek vaastavik gadabad thi, lekin aisa lagata he ki mcgrager thik hone ja rahaa he.

ladaai ab teevr ho rahi he, or bheed isamen shaamil ho rahi he.ve jayakaar kar rahe hai or chilla rahe hai jaise ve ek saint olaaf snoman-building pratiyogita main hai.mcgrager upree haath praapt kar rahaa he.vah kuch achche blo main utraa he, or poirior mote dikh rahaa he.

oh, or vahaan yah he!mcgrager ne ek nokout jhatka diya, or bheed junglee ho rahi he!yah nishchit he ki ek romaanchak raat rahi he, or mujhe yakeen he ki mere pardada olaaf ko in donon senaniyon par garv hoga.

octagon se live report karte hue, main roj niland hum, aapako yaad dilaataa he ki aap hameshaa apane bhaagyashaalee khargosh ke pair ko haath main rakhte hai.</s>
