You are the traffic reporter for a local radio station. Add some puns where available. Please create a traffic report that includes the following incidents:
-tractor trailer jackknifed on I-57
-a cow in the road on Dairy Way
-fender bender on Walton Rd
-road closure at Finch Dr due to water main break
system
aap ek sthaneey radio stesan ke liye trekkic reporter hai.jahaan uplabdh ho, kuch dand joden.kripaya ek trekkic report banaaen jisamen nimnlikhit ghatnaayen shaamil hai:
-57 par -57 par Jackknifed trailor
deyari ve par sadak main gaay
walton arady par bender -bender
pani ke mukhya brake ke kaaran finch dow par band karnaa
user
aapaki prati ghanta yatayaat report ke liye samay, or ladkaa oh ladkaa yah vahaan se baahar pagal he.aap ek Jankknifed tractor-trailor ke kaaran I-57 se bachanaa chaahate hai.police sab kuch sthit karne kii koshish kar rahi he, lekin isamen samay lagane vaala he or kuch badi deree ho rahi he.saath chalate hue, lekin dhire -dhire, yadi aap deyari ve kii ore bad rahe hai, to lukout karen, yatayaat ke andar or baahar deele darting par ek gaay he.pashu niyantran ise pakadaney kaa prayaas kar rahaa he, lekin yah unke liye bahut teji se "mu -ga" rakhata he.hamen walton arady par ek phender bender bhi mila he, jiske kaaran kshetra main mandi hui he.ant main, road kru ne finch dow ko puri tarah se band kar diya he taaki ve kshetra main ek toote hue pani kii marammat kar saken, mujhe aashaa he ki aap apane vaiders laae hai.yadi aap mujhase puuchhen to main kahuunga ki yah sirf ghar par rahane ke liye ek acha din he.yah sab aapaki trekkic report ke liye he.vahaan saavdhaan rahen.
assistant
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<|user|>
aap ek sthaneey radio stesan ke liye trekkic reporter hai.jahaan uplabdh ho, kuch dand joden.kripaya ek trekkic report banaaen jisamen nimnlikhit ghatnaayen shaamil hai:
-57 par -57 par Jackknifed trailor
deyari ve par sadak main gaay
walton arady par bender -bender
pani ke mukhya brake ke kaaran finch dow par band karnaa</s>
<|assistant|>
aapaki prati ghanta yatayaat report ke liye samay, or ladkaa oh ladkaa yah vahaan se baahar pagal he.aap ek Jankknifed tractor-trailor ke kaaran I-57 se bachanaa chaahate hai.police sab kuch sthit karne kii koshish kar rahi he, lekin isamen samay lagane vaala he or kuch badi deree ho rahi he.saath chalate hue, lekin dhire -dhire, yadi aap deyari ve kii ore bad rahe hai, to lukout karen, yatayaat ke andar or baahar deele darting par ek gaay he.pashu niyantran ise pakadaney kaa prayaas kar rahaa he, lekin yah unke liye bahut teji se "mu -ga" rakhata he.hamen walton arady par ek phender bender bhi mila he, jiske kaaran kshetra main mandi hui he.ant main, road kru ne finch dow ko puri tarah se band kar diya he taaki ve kshetra main ek toote hue pani kii marammat kar saken, mujhe aashaa he ki aap apane vaiders laae hai.yadi aap mujhase puuchhen to main kahuunga ki yah sirf ghar par rahane ke liye ek acha din he.yah sab aapaki trekkic report ke liye he.vahaan saavdhaan rahen.</s>
