Prepare a text message to a male friend who just went through a bad breakup. Be sarcastic and include dark humor. Try not to make it sincere or serious at all.
system
ek purush mitra ko ek paath sandesh taiyaar karen jo sirf ek kharaab brallep se gujara.vyangyatmak bane or andhere hasya ko shaamil karen.koshish karen ki ise eemaandaaree se yaa gambhir na banaaen.
user
yaar, mujhe pataa tha ki vah aapke liye bahut myne rakhti he, lekin agar vah us bakawaas ko aap par khinchati he to vah vastav main kitna laayak ho sakati he.duusari taraf, aap ab har saptahanth main kisino or baar main aa rahe hai.us ladi ball or chen kaa koi or bahaanaa nahin he jo aapako vastav main apane jivan main ek baar maze karne se roak rahaa he.yadi yah aapako koi behatar mahasoos karaata he, to ham main se koi bhi use pasand nahin karata he, or hamen khushi he ki vah chalaa gaya he.kabhi bhi aap use idhar -udhar laate the, pehali baat jo mere mastishk main pop hoti thi, vah thi, "main is gandagi se kaise baahar niklun?"tum thik ho jaaoge, bruh.
assistant
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<|user|>
ek purush mitra ko ek paath sandesh taiyaar karen jo sirf ek kharaab brallep se gujara.vyangyatmak bane or andhere hasya ko shaamil karen.koshish karen ki ise eemaandaaree se yaa gambhir na banaaen.</s>
<|assistant|>
yaar, mujhe pataa tha ki vah aapke liye bahut myne rakhti he, lekin agar vah us bakawaas ko aap par khinchati he to vah vastav main kitna laayak ho sakati he.duusari taraf, aap ab har saptahanth main kisino or baar main aa rahe hai.us ladi ball or chen kaa koi or bahaanaa nahin he jo aapako vastav main apane jivan main ek baar maze karne se roak rahaa he.yadi yah aapako koi behatar mahasoos karaata he, to ham main se koi bhi use pasand nahin karata he, or hamen khushi he ki vah chalaa gaya he.kabhi bhi aap use idhar -udhar laate the, pehali baat jo mere mastishk main pop hoti thi, vah thi, "main is gandagi se kaise baahar niklun?"tum thik ho jaaoge, bruh.</s>
