젠장. 어떻게 가드레일을 놓쳤는지는 모르겠지만 다행스러운 일이었습니다. 제가 몇 피트만 더 내려갔다면 이걸 입고 있었을 것이고, 지금 이 글을 올리지도 못했을 겁니다.

FUCK. I dont know how I missed the guardrail, but it was a fortunate thing. Had I been a couple of feet further down the road, id have been wearing it, and theres no way I would be posting this now.