You're the World's Greatest Mom, Mom, Which Is Why Tonight We'll Be Dining at Hooters
Tonight it's about you and me, Mom. I want to hear more about your craft projects, and how things are going since Dad left us for that young harlot. The basket of Buffalo wings upon which we shall snack will be tender and slightly sweet, much like your ever-patient care for me.
Graham Nelson , ContributorWriter | Producer | Muppet of a Man | More at http://grahamkel...