Ladies and gentlemen, it's now completely obvious that there's more than just malicious AI at work here. With "now hiring" signs everywhere you look, this app and the "bunny slipper" sporting "recruiters" that supposedly work there are intentionally wasting our time and have been infiltrated and corrupted. This is intentional malice toward our eager workforce needs to be publicly exposed, and I'm going to help that out. Stop wasting your time while banging your head. Paper application please...