To call this ASMR should be a crime. I have nothing good to say about this. The characters are nightmare fuel, there's no interesting or satisfying visuals, so people into ASMR like that are not benefiting from this, and any potentially good sounds are being drowned out/interrupted by some terrible music, loud claps, and ads that'll blast your eardrums out. The rubbish gameplay most definitely does not make up for the fact there is no actual ASMR.