It always took a subjective eternity to load/open new emails, but then copy-paste stopped working and no solutions were offered. Uninstalled updates and all it did was delete all my email contacts. Switched to the Gmail app. I don't like it much, but it allows me to perform the aformentioned function that was evidently regarded as superfluous to the app. I have incredibly low standards for technology, and yet this application still managed to concuss itself on that almost subterranean bar.