Why is nothing skippable? Why do I have to wait for all the fake people finish texting, why would you add waiting as part of the game? Why would you add a nuiscane of modern life to your game? I haven't even really started the game. "Played" (by which I mean read a slow growing group text chain) about 5 minutes, about 4 minutes of which was spent waiting for the next piece of text to come. Just embarassing.