On a scale from 1-universally orgasmic. I'd say it's pretty obvious that I think I would rate this a solid -27. If this game were a real life version of something it would be every father's disappointment in their children's decisions throughout their lifetime rolled into one cookie. That cookie is then dipped into Roseanne's bathwater and sun dried on Hiliary Clinton's crab infested pube forest. Served chilled or room temperature, squimish need not download.