Do you want phone service that sucks all the time!? Do you want that sucky service to cost just as much as any other service so you can really feel like you are getting ripped off!? Well, look no further! Delight in watching that loading bar on that web page not progress even though your phone insists you have 5g internet. Revel in constantly not having service anywhere outside of a major metro! Brag to your friends about how many dropped calls you can get! T mobile does it all!