Exec 1: My team has nothing to do, any ideas? Exec 2: Do what I do- find a useful app, tell some patsy interns to remove all it's utility. Blame them, spend 4 years rewriting all the features back, collect your bonus, and repeat. Exec 1 to interns: let's rebrand hangouts, remove video and voice calling, and make the UI less intuitive! Also lets simplify our ecosystem by putting our new app into Gmail! Exec 1 after Interns work 20 hr/day for a month: This is terrible! You're all fired!