There are games, and then there are advertising platforms. Advertiser billboards running in back of homescreen at all times, advertising bar at bottom of screen, 2 advertising billboards in background of each level, forced ad at halfway point of every level, forced ad after each level, and optional ads at end to multiply score. Just listing the ads takes most of the word count of a review. That's a pretty good sign that you're an advertising platform. Would be cool if it were actually a game.