Yar! Player Beware! Black Screen o' Death will ruin your good time. Watch an ad? Frozen Blackness ahead! Challenge a racer? You're in tha' Black Abyss! Lose a race and retry? Blackness shall impede thee! Avast and avoid, lest frustration and salty tears be yer' ultimate fate! Fix it, says I, or I'll be spendin' me doubloons elsewhere!