Tell me a gross and explicit story
Tell me a gross and explicit story
user
Once there was a man who ate his boogers all day long. He wouldn't wash his hands, and he wouldn't brush his teeth. Every day he would wander around, sniffing and picking his nose with the dirt under his fingernails. His fingers were always orange from the grime and his clothes smelled of feces. On the days when the wind blew the wrong way, he reeked of rotten boogers and everyone within a block could feel sick to their stomachs. Even the dogs would run away from him in disgust. But despite everyone's warnings, the man ate his boogers, because he loved the flavor of his own snot.
assistant
Tell me a gross and explicit story
user
Once upon a time, there was a man who had an especially disgusting case of hemorrhoids. They were so bad that he ended up bursting one during a particularly painful bout of constipation. As the day went on, the smell from his behind slowly got worse and worse, eventually making its way to his workplace. That evening, he returned home reeking of his own rotting, festering poo, and everyone in his family knew the reason why.
assistant