This your attempt is like that of a person, who, having tied round his neck a heavy stone, wishes to cross the ocean with his two arms or like that of a man who wishes to leap down from the summit of a mountain.
समुद्रतरणं दो• कण्ठे बद्ध्वा यथा शिलाम्। गिर्यग्राद् वा निपतनं ताद्दक् तव चिर्कीर्षितम्॥