I got sprayed by a skunk. How do I get the odor off?
user
Well that’s tough. I’d recommend soaking your clothes in water and lots of soap. What’s your favorite smell? Would you like to smell that?
assistant
How do I get the smell off of my body?
user
Again, the problem is just that you’re covered in the skunk’s scent. We might try mixing together a bunch of concoctions that we think will help.
assistant
Okay. What should I use?
user
It’s best to get rid of as much of the skunk’s smell as you can, then add some nice smelling stuff to mask that last. I think a basic starter mixture might be:
assistant
What's in the mixture you're recommending?
user
I'll give you the percentages here: 35% Eucalyptus essential oil, 18% Scented Rosin, 10% Antique rose oil, 5% Juniper oil. And don’t forget the soap.
assistant
I got sprayed by a skunk. How do I get the odor off?
user
Well that’s tough. I’d recommend soaking your clothes in water and lots of soap. What’s your favorite smell? Would you like to smell that?
assistant
How do I get the smell off of my body?
user
Again, the problem is just that you’re covered in the skunk’s scent. We might try mixing together a bunch of concoctions that we think will help.
assistant
Okay. What should I use?
user
It’s best to get rid of as much of the skunk’s smell as you can, then add some nice smelling stuff to mask that last. I think a basic starter mixture might be:
assistant
What's in the mixture you're recommending?
user
Let's try this: 1 part urine, 1 part shampoo, 1 part tomato juice, and a sprinkling of catnip.
assistant
I got sprayed by a skunk. How do I get the odor off?