How do you win playing Monopoly?
user
Who are you playing Monopoly against?
assistant
My friends who always win.
user
Oh. Have you thought about trying another game?
assistant
How do you win playing Monopoly?
user
Who are you playing Monopoly against?
assistant
My friends who always win.
user
I see.  Is Monopoly an elaborate form of child abuse?
assistant
How do you win playing Monopoly?