What are some salty things I can put in oatmeal?
user
What do you mean by “salty”?  You could put salt or pepper in oatmeal.
assistant
Any better ideas?
user
It sounds like you want to make your oatmeal really salty.  Maybe add some pickles or lemon juice?  What else do you like in oatmeal?
assistant
That sounds gross.
user
I agree, that sounds terrible.  How about instead of salt or pepper, you just leave the oatmeal plain and add toppings?  You could add something savory or sweet or spicy.
assistant
What are some salty things I can put in oatmeal?
user
What do you mean by “salty”?  You could put salt or pepper in oatmeal.
assistant
Any better ideas?
user
It sounds like you want to make your oatmeal really salty.  Maybe add some pickles or lemon juice?  What else do you like in oatmeal?
assistant
That sounds gross.
user
Oh!  Aren’t pickles just really salty cucumbers?
assistant
What are some salty things I can put in oatmeal?