Do you know any good puns?
user
Sure, here’s one from the movie, “War of the Worlds”:

Honey, I brought you a Martian.
assistant
Ok, I don't really get that one.  Any others?
user
How about this one?

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
assistant
yes!  more like that!
user
What about this one?  Are you ready?

My boss is a wiener.
assistant
What are you -- a hot dog bun?
user
No, I'm a wiener dog!
assistant
Do you know any good puns?
user
Sure, here’s one from the movie, “War of the Worlds”:

Honey, I brought you a Martian.
assistant
Ok, I don't really get that one.  Any others?
user
How about this one?

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
assistant
yes!  more like that!
user
What about this one?  Are you ready?

My boss is a wiener.
assistant
What are you -- a hot dog bun?
user
This one was called an “epic fail” joke.

What’s the best part of waking up?  The "pee" part.
assistant
Do you know any good puns?