No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut  No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records. The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the "Gardener's World" presenter.