text: Can you believe it? Some things in life actually are FREE!
  We're really nice and ship all of our orders of greeting cards free of shipping and handling, even a single fucking greeting card!
  Orders of any seven or more cards are shipped flat; orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded.
  The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally ... which is totally fair, right?
  NOTICE: WE NO LONGER SHIP TO THE UNITED KINGDOM.
  Please note that the USPS does not offer tracking services on (Free) USPS First Class Mail.
  Tracking is not available when selecting Free USPS First Class shipping.
  Orders are shipped from the east coast location.
  NOTICE: We no longer ship to the United Kingdom.