text: 115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
  60 + Fucking fabulous. Happy birthday.
  Naughty rude irreverent funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
  Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
  All retail orders over NZ$100 shipped freight-free.
  For retail orders less than $100.00 the standard freight and handling charge will be $6.00 + GST Auckland area, or $9.50 + GST to addresses elsewhere in New Zealand.
  We aim to ship your order within 24 hours. Receive a free gift with every order.
  All our products are designed and produced with great care and attention to detail, and we hope you will be delighted with them. We are very particular about maintaining the highest standards of quality across our merchandise.
  If, however, goods arrive damaged, claims must be made within 7 days. Returns need to be authorised by Affirmations NZ Ltd.