text: South Park Towelie Name Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt
  If you only remember two things in life, they are to never forget a towel and...uh...well, we can't remember the other thing, but it probably had something to do with wearing this South Park Towelie Name Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. No matter where you wear it, this comfortable tee lets you celebrate your favorite stoned towel everywhere you go.
  - This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
  - Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
  - Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
  - Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  - Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.
  - Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
  - Shipping: Ship times are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
  - Availability: Ships internationally to most countries around the world.
  - Shipping Policy: For more information, see our Shipping Policy here.
  Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.
  For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie