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"The Grocery List is a short and creepy story in the form of a list written by an angry housewife. 1 dozen eggs, 1 lb of butter (My husband loves the omelettes I cook for his breakfast.) 1 gallon of milk, 1 large box of Frosted Flakes (We have 3 children and they're a handful.)"
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