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"When people say all dogs go to heaven that's just an expression right?  Cause I was once trying to cross this stream in my cousin's backyard and when I was half way across using these stepping stones some neighbor dog jumped in which startled me and I fell pretty hard.  I don't wanna worship a God who would give eternal salvation to that guy."
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