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"Dear Guest, \nYou have a time machine that could only take you to the 1990's and back to present day, and nothing you did could affect present day except if you personally murdered someone. Present day would not reflect any direct or indirect consequences of this person's death that would affect you personally; however this person not existing in the present day could affect other people, but not you or your loved ones. Unfortunately, the time machine is broken. How would you repurpose this broken machine into a cool, conversation-starting piece of furniture, and is it going to be a coffee table?\n"
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