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"A native of Salcha, Alaska, Cris now lives in San Antonio, Texas. Currently, Cris, her husband (The Boy), a cat (Caira), a preschooler (Melanie), and a baby (Finn) are busy remodeling their 1,300 square foot home. She is a big fan of french fries, 80's One-Hit Wonders, and any show involving serial killers. Cris is 39 years old, a whopping 5'5″, and loves her some blue-eyed men. She has a degree in Web Design and another in e-Commerce plus she frequently teaches wedding and blogging classes for the NEISD's Adult Community Education program. She also would dry hump the Boston Red Sox and needs the Internet like a WASP needs booze. Check out The Boy and Cris's $5,000 budget wedding, find out more about my pregnancies, or see some of the improvements we've been doing to our home!"
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