<http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2015/05/19/study-finds-that-tripping-over-your-vestments-and-falling-on-face-during-mass-sucks-a-lot/#article>
<http://schema.org/dateModified>
"2015-05-19T21:43:11+00:00"^^<http://schema.org/Date>
<http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2015/05/19/study-finds-that-tripping-over-your-vestments-and-falling-on-face-during-mass-sucks-a-lot/>