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"Sit down today and read the article about Trump's Midwest, you won't regret it. Also, read at least the article about the old lady who had the best rent deal in NYC. Oh, and also read about Alexa and Siri. While you're at it, read about pirate stations on Youtube and how the Houston Rockets change basketball. Oh yes, five things. Read them all. ✌🏻"
<https://www.fivethin.gs/p/alexa-and-siri-trumps-midwest-houston-18-05-12>