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"Cant remeber if this has been posted before so what the hell, here it is\r\n\r\nThe British Military requires annual officer performance reviews. These are actual excerpts taken from people's reviews..... \r\n\r\nHis men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. \r\n\r\nThis Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely-won't-be. \r\n\r\nWhen she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. \r\n\r\nHe has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. \r\n\r\nHe would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. \r\n\r\nTechnically sound, but socially impossible. \r\n\r\nThis Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. \r\n\r\nThis young lady has delusions of adequacy. \r\n\r\nWhen he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably. \r\n\r\nThis Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar. \r\n\r\nSince my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. \r\n\r\nShe sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. \r\n\r\nHe has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. \r\n\r\nThis Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better. \r\n\r\nIn my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet. \r\n\r\nThis man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. \r\n\r\n jk;"
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