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"Bumping this one. I first saw it on a pirated copy from Malaysia and genuinely thought something was wrong with the disk. It is just pure insanity from start to finish and not innocent Dr Suess insanity. This is not a movie for children and I watched it when I was 11. I still wake up screaming after nightmares of Alec Baldwin tearing off his girdle."
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