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"A super cute jar of 60 adorable hand folded rainbow origami lucky stars, each will reveal a burn, comeback or insult that you can use in your every day life.  In fact we encourage you to make sure you use your secret star reveal as many times that day as possible.  60 opportunities to show people your lightning wit and burn capabilities.\r\n\r\nSimply pick a star, squeeze it flat, x marks the spot, unfold and reveal.\r\n\r\nSample quotes:\r\n\r\n\"If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your fucking hat off.\"\r\n\"If I throw a stick, will you fuck off?\"\r\n\"I’d give you a nasty look, but you’ve already got one.\"\r\n\r\nScreens will vary, and colours may appear slightly differently than seen on your device.\r\n\r\nJar measures: Height: 9.0CM Width: 6.5CM Depth: 6.5CM\r\n\r\nCOLLECT THEM ALL!!!!!!  Rude Jokes, Mum, Love, Insults, Gross Definitions, Motivational, Decision Maker, Pot Luck, Affirmations - All in true #SwearyMary style"
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