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"Disaster/farce has struck! One of the locks on my apartment isn't working properly, so, today of all days, my boyfriend locked me into the apartment when he went to work. I had a ticket for today's matinee! I tried going down the fire escape, but the bottom ladder to the ground wouldn't budge. Apparently, in case of a real fire I'm supposed to go up to the roof. I'm not sure what is supposed to happen after that! Rescue by helicopter? Needless to say I'm supremely annoyed and await your reports eagerly. If I had enacted the escape I'm sure I would qualify as a real balletomane. Do you think it's worth going tonight instead? Herrera is not a favorite of mine but she seems to be on a winning streak. "
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