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"Hi little friends, it's time for the top twittos to have a good laugh.  If you like fun bars and slices of life, you've come to the right place!  Tell us in the comments the tweet that made you laugh the most to try to gain your weight in country ham.     1. We agree that there was a rumor about the white lady who haunts one of the toilets in all elementary schools?   every elementary had that rumor about bloody mary haunting one of the bathrooms right? — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 24, 2022    2. People who use their passport to get into clubs really aren't afraid of anything.    people who use their passport as ID at the cIub fear nothing at aII — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 26, 2022    3. The plants are really in \"I don't really like this soil\" mode and decide to die    plants really be like “i do not vibe wit dis dirt” and die — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 9, 2022        4. Harry Potter really fought with Voldemort in jeans, it's phew I would have gone to change in his place    harry potter was fighting voldemort in jeans man that’s crazy i woulda had to change — T ? (@CodeineFridge) May 31, 2022    5. The cows are really calm since their entire floor is food.    cows are pretty calm considering the whoIe fIoor is food — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 19, 2022    6. The magic bus could be up your ass and you wouldn't even know it    the magic school bus could be in yo ass rn and u wouldnt even know — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 20, 2022        7. It's obligatory to say \"rho shut up\" before showing ads on YouTube    it’s mandatory to say “shut up bitch” before skipping every ad on youtube — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 4, 2022    8. It must be terrifying to be a baby, imagine you fall asleep in your bed and when you wake up you're at Auchan    bein a baby must be terrifying imagine goin to sIeep in ur house and u wake up at walmart — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 13, 2022    9. I love it when my washing machine freaks out in the middle of the rinse cycle, go ahead buddy release your emotions    i love when my laundry machine gets to the angry part like jus let it out bro — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 2, 2022        10. If you start choking don't call me for help because I won't be able to type \"Heimlich maneuver\" fast enough on YouTube to save you   if you start choking don’t call me for help cause idk how to spell himelyck manmoover in the youtube search bar fast enough — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 8, 2022    11. Sometimes I want to answer \"ANSWER ME!!!\"  but that's not how you communicate with people    sometimes i wanna text “ANSWER ME!!!” but that’s not how u communicate wit ppl — T ? (@CodeineFridge) May 29, 2022    12. I realize you're super weak because I've never broken a bone, you really have a cardboard skeleton    i know y’aII weak bc i never broke a bone in my life how yo own skeleton fold on u — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 21, 2022        13. I'm not feeling well today, you can send cute pictures of your double-sided credit cards please    feeling like shit today. can everyone send cute pics of their credit card, both sides please — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 9, 2022    14. If I saw that fat bastard from ET on my bike with my sweatshirt I would run over him with my car.    if i saw dat mf ET riding a bike in my hood i’d hit em wit my car — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 18, 2022    15. I checked my bank account and no, no fraud, it's all my fault    checked my bank acc and none of it was fraud it was all me damn — T ? (@CodeineFridge) June 1, 2022     And you, what are the daily hassles that make you want to set fire to an entire city?"
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