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"Hi there,  and welcome to the weight gainers. Take an invisible seat (Good for the legs). Here is a bottle of full milk. You are going to need it. This is to all the skinny guys and girls (rawwr) out there who want to get heavy and healthy again. Our squad may not be as big as the weight losers (no pun intended ) and we may not be as acrobatic as Dennys squad is (yes, we are. Just don't tell them) and right now, there are only two of us (the third one probably starved), BUT, according to my sources, wich are very reliable, and not, as you might think, just made up, this is the most awesome squad ever. There. Said it. Let's show the others why we are so awesome by stealing their heaviest meals in the most acrobatic way possible. Ha!  Oh, and we love Lego avatars here!!! Our members so far: Damy (some idiot with a hat) Spartiat (some dude who screams \"SPARTAAAAAA!\" all the time) Tazo (our coffee runner) We could use some reinforcements (and foot donations). Otherwise we will have to invest in some clones or something like that...  Everyone is welcome, no matter who you are, and what level you are at. Tell us your story, your goals and dreams, and together we will make it happen. \n"
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