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"What an abortion of a game. It was like an exploded hemorrhoid. The sad thing was that I witness everything up until the sixth inning. It's the earliest I have left for a Dodger's regular season game. Unfortunately no one gets free Hooters when the visiting team scores more than ten runs. I'm not going to dignify this game with any further description. Let's just forget about it and move on. NoMore GarciaPopUp Watch..."
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