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"70% on rotten tomatoes.\n \nBill Simmons loves this movie.\n \nWhat a title. Maybe one of the best four or five ever, right up there with \"Fatal Attraction\" and \"The Longest Yard.\" You should also know that \"Virgin\" featured the best soundtrack of '80s songs other than maybe \"Valley Girl,\" as well as one of the all-time great \"teenagers trying to get laid at a brothel\" scenes. And it has some legitimately funny moments.\n \n \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\n \nMore importantly, there's a remarkable love triangle here featuring a lovestruck high schooler losing his dream girl (the girl from \"Better off Dead\") to his playboy buddy, who knocks her up, then dumps her, leaving Lovestruck Guy to pay for the abortion. She moves in with him -- because his parents are away, since this is an '80s movie and all -- and eventually he gets some pity sex out of it.\n \nBut you know what's coming ...\n \n"
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