<https://themeparkreview.com/forum/topic/8840-lagoon-discussion-thread/>
<http://schema.org/datePublished>
"2006-05-06T22:07:19+0000"^^<http://schema.org/Date>
<https://themeparkreview.com/forum/topic/8840-lagoon-discussion-thread/page/13/#comment-1253803>