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"<i>Site Founder - \"The Man With the Plan\"</i><br><br>Ted's friends often refer to him as the “Angry Panda\" because of his cuddly, teddy bear-like nature and his fierce loyalty to those close to him. He's also not afraid to bite if you cross him or any of his allies.   Born and bred in small town, southeastern Iowa, Ted took his Iowa State degree and moved to Kansas of all places. Ted loves to hold on to those small town roots though, by refusing to acknowledge any music made after 2005. His major   goals include making the internet fun again, <s>seeing the Cubs win a World Series live</s>, and having a beer with Jon Stewart.  This website is a step toward one of those goals."
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