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"By Anna Scott After thirty-seven weeks of throwing laundry on the floor while gaming, a local teen has reported that this mass of dirty socks and t-shirts has gained consciousness as its own sentient being — and it’s angry. The conglomeration of various disgusting pieces of clothing apparently terrorized the entire teenager’s family as he finished up his game of League of Legends, only noticing the terrifying mass of laundry as he got up to demand when dinner would be ready. “Oh dear God! Oh,..."
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