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"<p>\n\tDoktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a \n\t<a href=\"https://repository.arizona.edu/handle/10150/289105\" target=\"_blank\">real PhD in Rhetoric.</a> You should definitely <a href=\"https://www.wonkette.com/st/Subscriptions\" target=\"_blank\">donate some money to this little mommyblog</a> where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. <a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/DoktorZoom\" target=\"_blank\">Here is his Twitter,</a> also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.\n</p>"
<https://www.wonkette.com/donald-trump-donates-salary-to-fight-coronavirus-so-all-is-well>