_:n01b9fcb7b37b4c0aaa319d2fffde3bc8xb0
<http://schema.org/headline>
"A girl once asked me to keep my dorm door unlocked so that she could wake me up in the morning. The / oh god why :: rage comics :: stupidity :: single :: comics (funny comics &amp; strips, cartoons)"
<http://joyreactor.com/tag/oh+god+why>