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"Because FutureBaby: will be perfectly average physically (since I am shorter than average and Chad is taller than average), and is thus going for the reported 41 weeks + 1 day average for first babies. Which would be Monday. is not quite finished developing his or her Theory of Everything. (Fortunately, FutureBaby's universe is really really small at the moment, so it doesn't have to be a very complicated theory.) overheard a co-worker tell me that you're not ready for labor until you're really, really uncomfortable, and knows I'm only somewhat uncomfortable right now. is holding out for a cool birthday like 8/8/08. wants a Miyazaki-inspired flying bison and knows we haven't actually purchased one yet, despite offering it as a bribe. is waiting for the timer to pop up. [*] is calibrating just how far Chad's patience can be pushed. wants Chinese or Indian food . was waiting for the air conditioning to be fixed. And hey, the repair guy just left, so&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. [*] I have had this fancy for, oh, months, that when my navel goes completely \"outie,\" it'll be like the pop-up timer on a turkey: *bing*! Fully cooked! And it's not quite there yet. As usual, no unsolicited advice, no horror stories, thank you."
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