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"So ... I've been here (here being the bay area) for what, an hour and I'm already bored. Thus, I bring you ... memeage, as yanked from ensuing. THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. Des 2. Josh 3. *evil glare* THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. CondorDes 2. ... 3. ... THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. I can be empathetic and sympathetic 2. I can do magic with computers 3. I'm (pretty sure I'm) bi. THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. I'm lazy 2. I'm apathetic 3. I get bored/frustrated easily, which leads me to never completing projects I start... THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: 1. Dutch 2. Italian 3. Mutt ;P THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1. Government 2. Most Christians (including Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons) 3. Blatant stupidity (see #2) THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1. My laptop (and its attendant Internet connection) 2. Food 3. Meditation THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1. Socks 2. My watch 3. A cat (actually, he's laying on my chest) THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT: 1. Generic cheesy 80s music (think Van Halen, Ace of Base, Seal, etc.) 2. Yoko Kanno (or whoever the hell did the RahXephon opening ... that damn thing's been stuck in my head for the past 3 weeks ;P) 3. Whatever happens to be playing on XTC Radio THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: 1. See #2 above 2. Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (because it's silly) 3. Linkin Park - Numb THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS 1. Having a boyfriend (instead of a girlfriend) 2. Interning, perhaps at LJ or VMware or some other tech company 3. Actually following through and distributing (as open source) one of these projects floating around in my head ... THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given): 1. Empathy 2. Trust 3. Snuggles and sex TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE 1. I passed a car full of girls waving and squealing at me on the way to my parents' house today. 2. I'm naked right now. 3. The cat wandered off. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: 1. Hair 2. Face 3. Upper body build (I would say \"chest\", but that would imply boobs, which isn't what I mean) THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: 1. Tolerate people who choose to be ignorant 2. Enjoy the holiday season 3. Finish projects that I start THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1. Reading 2. Spending time with friends (watching movies/anime/etc) 3. Coding/playing with my laptop THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: 1. A really hot bo--oh, things ... heheh... 2. Put Sparky (or some similarly-equipped car) through its paces 3. Read/sleep/act like a vegetable/consume caffeine THREE CAREERS You'd Like: 1. BOFH (Bastard Operator from Hell, otherwise known as System Administrator...) 2. Programmer (but NOT software engineer.) 3. Buddhist monk (maybe.) THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: 1. Washington 2. Washington 3. ...ok, maybe SF. THREE KID'S NAMES 1. Kids? I don't want kids. 2. 3. THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. ...you should know what #1 is. :) 2. Visit various places in the world and learn about different belief and social systems. 3. Learn a few really interesting languages. -- Des"
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