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"NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN\nTHE REHAB PLAN TO RULE THEM ALL\nUnfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to “stretch” and “eat healthy” and start taking notes. We’ve got the workout rehab plan that’ll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple, slam two mint juleps, throw on these green and teal sunnies, and ride the lighting.\n\nNO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\nNO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\nALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\nREFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.\n\nNO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.\n\n"
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