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"Adri likes cats. Especially little orange ones that remind her of the cat her neighbors had when she was a kid. Adri's kid especially loves cats and she frequently buys him things that look like cats, are about cats, or have cats on them. He is a cat boy. She has cat stuff all over her home now because he must have all of it. But no cats because a commitment that big makes her super scared. That's like, 20+ years sometimes. I've read these articles. Cats live a crazy long time. Did you know that? I -- I mean, she -- prefers to love them from afar and pet them when friends invite her over and they have cats. If the cats are up for it, she will bury her face in their fur and listen to them purr up close. Because Adri likes cats."
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