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"Man I love my tiny New York apartment, even though I had to wrestle Splinter back down into the sewer for it. It's less than a block from the subway. I can get any food I want delivered. I am never leaving. Basically, my goal is to someday be the character Carol Kane plays on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. \r\n\r\nThat said, take that same square footage, drop it (and me) somewhere rural, and I'd end up murdering someone. For me, the trade off of tininess for convenience to everything and not needing to own a car is worth it. Take that away and then it's iiiiiitty-bitty living space and ... no trade-off, just that. No thanks.\r\n\r\n(As for HGTV, I just watch Property Brothers, and take a drink every time someone says \"open concept.\" Then I stagger the seven inches to my bed, which takes up 3/4 of my living space, and pass out.) \r\n\r\n((I kid, it's actually a lovely 2BR and by NY standards, not that expensive. So yeah, about as much as a mansion in Minnesota.))"
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