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"What plenty of people don't realise, though, is that Great Danes can be perfect apartment dogs! They're real couch potatoes, so as long as you abandon your entire couch to them, you're set! They also only live for around 5-7 yrs on average - about as long as most marriages, so it can be rather convenient.... ahem.\r\n\r\nFor a microfiction contest last year, I wrote this piece about a Great Dane and a tiny house: https://www.patreon.com/posts/4398137"
<http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2016/04/05/an-open-letter-to-tiny-house-hunters/?replytocom=670610>