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"I would totally watch your version of House Hunters New York Apartments. Unfortunately, what they'd make would instead have vaguely well-off people (or people with delusions about their income like Marshall and Lily from How I Met Your Mother). Their initial must-haves would include a doorman in a fancy uniform and outdoor space for their hypoallergenic dog, but their budget would only get them a guy in a stained polo shirt who lounges on a folding chair next to the elevator and makes sure nobody steals your UPS deliveries, and a scrap of alley next to the dumpsters with \"Dog Park\" spray painted on the wall. And they would be so. aghast."
<http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2016/04/05/an-open-letter-to-tiny-house-hunters/?replytocom=670610>