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"You're A Redneck When..... Some old some new some funny for\n>you.\n>\n>  1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the\n>      dinner table in front of her kids.\n>  2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down\n>      depending on how..."
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