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"One of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life. I'm about to change my own lifestyle and in certain mentally ill, HGTV-inspired moments have thought a small house or container living might be an option. Then I come to my senses and think \"fool, this is why retired American folks have lived in trailer parks for decades now.\" There's TONS of used trailers available for a fraction of the cost of these Ken and Barbie dork dorms. And where the F you gonna legally park your little prison cell?? Not everyone has some old auntie on 10 acres in Timbuktu who's willing to share with you. Nope. Used trailer it will be -  two bedrooms and at least one real American bathroom with a bottle of POO-POURRI and a door that closes. Composting toilet?? Mein Gott im Himmel - these folks seriously think it's cool to take a crap two feet from where they prepare their food, even if it IS just tea and toast? I want room for at least half a dozen books, two to three pieces of artwork and a plant. Speaking of which, doesn't anyone on these programs care about books or art? Suffocation sex in the \"loft,\" no big messy cooking and baking days, no books, no art, no plants?? No thank you! Even the cat likes a few different options of where to hang out during the day - and it's not like I'm coming from living large. How I needed this laugh and serious reality check."
<http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2016/04/05/an-open-letter-to-tiny-house-hunters/?replytocom=670610>