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"Well every show i have watched of tiny homes had nice bathrooms with doors. And there are windows in tiny houses which means yep, you can air out the tiny house which surely cant take long since hey, it is a tiny house. \r\nI could totally live in a tiny house. One with a first floor bedroom not a loft. Im 68 and material items dont mean shit to me. 2 pr of jeans, 4 tops 2 pr of shoes and one pr of boots. One jacket. I hate underwear so i dont need room for that, not that it takes much space. Composting toidy is perfect. I only poop 3 times a week now so hell that aint a prob. But i must insist on one of those new fangled washer/dryer combos as i am not spending my saturday in the laundrymat\r\nI will get a dog to accompany me on excursions and be an alarm in case of intruders. He will be a tiny dog.  A Yorkie. One thats yappy to warn me if im having visitors.  \r\nAlas i know this wont happen unless i win the lottery cuz i must have certain things in my house and i dont know an effin thing about building. I would not spend a penny over 50 grand if i had the money. Gotta have money left for vodka and cranberry ya know."
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