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"We read a lot of gags about men refusing to ask for directions and there were a boatload of “our marriage is on the rocks” gags, but Mike Dodson’s caption was oar favorite this week. Congratulations, Mike! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. Winner “What happened to gently down the stream?” Mike Dodson, San Diego Finalists “Are we there yet?” Patti Ruff, Carlsbad “There’s a reason why the U-T prints tide schedules every day.” Phil Pryde, San Carlos “Hey Siri, how long does the water recede before the tsunami wave hits?” Bob Klein, La Mesa “I can now say I’ve done the Rock and Row Marathon.” Anne Eggertsen, La Mesa “You’re waiting for global warming to raise the tide?” David Allen, Escondido “It’s always better to have a friend with a boat than to have a boat yourself.” Junior Depositar, San Diego “We are safe here from the Tijuana sewage runoff.” Felmar Mationg, Imperial Beach “Why didn’t we buy a RV like everyone else?” Debbie Hazlebeck, El Cajon “I can’t wait for the gyms to reopen so you can use a normal rowing machine.” Joseph Puzo, San Diego “This is the exact spot on Lake Mead where you proposed 40 years ago.” Doug Hoehn, Santee “Michael, how come it’s taking so long to row the boat ashore?” Debra Kresch, Encinitas “Boy, there sure are a lot of vultures in this area!” Mark Cliffe, Santee “We’re so far up the creek and even two paddles won’t help.” Dianne Trachta, San Diego “Low tide is just crazy around here.” Jeff Vondrak, Fallbrook “Jacques Cousteau you’re not.” Phoenix Von Hendy, Poway “I never knew the swamp was so big until they drained it.” Mark Noakes, Oceanside K-12 “Mom said I’d be going nowhere when I met you.” Rachel McFeaters, ninth grade, Carlsbad High School “You can stop rowing now. There’s no water.” Auldren Schappelle, age 11, San Diego Next Week"
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