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"So, I got some gluten free toaster waffles for the boys. They&#39;re all excited, because they love waffles and it&#39;s a rare treat these days. I get home, open the waffles, put them in the toaster... and the toaster handles won&#39;t stay down. Like, at all. I unplug, re-plug, still won&#39;t work. The youngest comes into the kitchen as I&#39;m jamming the toaster handles down in frustration and says, &quot;Oh, yeah, TeenChild broke the toaster the other day. He kept yanking the handles instead of turning the dial to zero to get his toast to pop up.&quot;\n\nAAAAARGH!!!! Goddammit, why does no one tell me these things when they happen????\n\n"
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