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"Treat your Dad to a Father's Day breakdown with the Never Ending Father's Day Card.\r\n\r\nCard emits delightful fart noises for 3 hours – just like Dad used to. Maybe.\r\n\r\nGets louder if they press the button again to try and stop it.\r\n\r\nA flurry of glitter falls out if he tries to rip it open"
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