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" Because the possibilities. Because for this one, maybe you should be drinking.* Have a short sip (it&amp;#039;s a long night): \u2022 &amp;quot;Middle class&amp;quot; Have a hearty sip: \u2022 If the moderator successfully interrupts the candidates \u2022 If the candidates appear to be actually looking at one another \u2022 If the vice-president appears to be actually winking at the camera \u2022 If the vice-president appears to be actually using the &amp;quot;47-percent&amp;quot; line \u2022 &amp;quot;Folks&amp;quot; (Biden) \u2022 &amp;quot;Failed&amp;quot; (Ryan) \u2022 &amp;quot;Ayn Rand&amp;quot; (Ryan) Take a shot: \u2022 &amp;quot;This new Ayn Rand movie&amp;quot; (Biden) \u2022 &amp;quot;Failed&amp;quot; (Biden) \u2022 &amp;quot;Benghazi&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;Big Bird&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;Fiscal cliff&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;Bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive!&amp;quot; Throw down a couple Iron City&amp;#039;s: \u2022 &amp;quot;Bin Laden is dead and [name not redacted] shot him!&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;Literally&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;Scranton&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;My dad&amp;quot; (Biden) Throw down a couple PBRs: \u2022 &amp;quot;Janesville&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;My dad&amp;quot; (Ryan) Down the whole bottle: \u2022 &amp;quot;My dad&amp;#039;s social-security survivor&amp;#039;s benefits&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;This big&amp;quot; \u2022 If it turns out, in slow-motion replay, that Ryan hand-wrote charts onto his handkerchief Smash the bottle over your head and jump out your window into a pile of trash: \u2022 If Biden puts Ryan in a headlock, throws chains around his feet, and walks off to cheers of &amp;quot;BIG FKIN&amp;#039; DEAL!&amp;quot; *Esquire does not condone binge drinking. Unless maybe Big Bird streaks. *Esquire seriously does not condone continuing this game while watching the immediate reaction of Chris Matthews to the vice-presidential debate. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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