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"&lt;p&gt;   Tale of the Tape  SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes two spring traditions. &amp;nbsp;   Spring TrainingSpring BreakLocationsArizona, FloridaCancun, Daytona Beach, Panama City, South Padre Island TraditionField (spring home of the Mets)Behaving badly (Drinking, casual hookups, etc.)                                                                                                                                          Sign ThatWinter is coming to an endRelationships are coming to an end  ContestsExhibition gamesWet T-shirt, dance Customary ApparelUniformsBikinis                                        Occupational HazardNot making the big-league rosterSTDsMakes You Feel LikeAnything is possibleAnyone is poseableRelaxedAtmosphereMoralsBiggest StarsDerek Jeter (above), David Ortiz, etc.&lt;i&gt;GGW&lt;/i&gt; boss Joe Francis                                         More Tale of the Tape Lance Armstrong vs. Tiger WoodsNBA All-Star Game vs. Daytona 500Michael Phelps vs. Jeff SpicoliShaquille O'Neal vs. Jaoquin PhoenixWillie Parker vs. Edgerrin James Ken Wisenhunt vs. Mike Tomlin Pittsburgh vs. Phoenix Jason Giambi vs. Donna Martin Greg White vs. Rupert StilinskiCC Sabathia vs. Oprah Winfrey Plaxico Burress vs. Ralphie Dustin Pedroia vs. Joe Pesci Roy Jones Jr. vs. Lindsay LohanBarack Obama vs. Mike Singletary Barry Zito vs. Elvis Presley Ryan Howard vs. Ryan Howard John Madden vs. Ferris Bueller Tampa Bay Rays vs. \"Cleveland Indians\" Joe Torre vs. Suzanne Somers Wall Street vs. New York Mets Yankee Stadium vs. TRL Matt Cassel vs. Drew Carey Chad Johnson vs. Prince Usain Bolt vs. The Flash Brett Favre vs. Roger Clemens Michael Phelps vs. Aquaman Original vs. Modern Olympics WNBA brawl vs. NBA brawl Madonna vs. Cynthia RodriguezWill Smith vs. Joey Chestnut  Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant New York Knicks vs. New York Mets Barack Obama vs. The Rock Jack Nicholson vs. Donnie Wahlberg Ashley Harkleroad vs. Carrie Bradshaw Indy 500 vs. Speed Racer Terrell Owens vs. Flavor Flav Ron Jeremy vs. Stan Van Gundy &lt;i&gt;Danica Patrick vs. Ashley Force &lt;i&gt;Al Davis vs. Indiana Jones &lt;i&gt;Mike Tyson vs. Dr. Phil &lt;i&gt;The Phantom Menace&lt;/i&gt; vs. Detroit Tigers  &amp;nbsp;    &lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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