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"\nOn a first date, &amp;quot;what TV do you watch?&amp;quot; can be a minefield. If you can&amp;#39;t agree on a single show, it&amp;#39;s a pretty huge indicator that things won&amp;#39;t work out. Here&amp;#39;s what you&amp;#39;re telling your date when you say your favorite TV show is\u2026\nPinterestFacebook__Game of Thrones: __You are extremely emotional, and Facebook needs to know about it.\nArcher: You&amp;#39;re an asshole. But a really funny asshole.\nHannibal: You&amp;#39;re a little mentally unbalanced but not as mentally unbalanced as your shrink.\nThe Office: You want to fall in love and get married, and you don&amp;#39;t care who knows it.\nArrested Development: You could never date someone who didn&amp;#39;t love Arrested Development (minus the fourth season).\nVeronica Mars: You&amp;#39;ve had a hard life, but it&amp;#39;s only made you stronger.\n__True Blood: __You&amp;#39;re real kinky and totally open about it.\nScandal: You&amp;#39;re a workaholic who seriously needs to get laid.\nGrey&amp;#39;s Anatomy: You&amp;#39;re going to have sex in an elevator and regret it.\nThe West Wing: You&amp;#39;re a really good person, but you&amp;#39;re kind of annoying.\nThe Newsroom: You&amp;#39;re a questionably good person, and you&amp;#39;re kind of annoying.\nThe Mindy Project: You&amp;#39;re so single it hurts.\nFringe: When you were a kid, your parents never let you stay up to watch The X-Files.\nHow I Met Your Mother: You have a cheesy catchphrase for every occasion.\nParks and Recreation: You&amp;#39;re clever, but not as clever as you think you are.\nBuffy the Vampire Slayer: You always go for the unattainable ones.\nFirefly: Your last good relationship was over five years ago.\nDollhouse: You&amp;#39;re gorgeous but also kind of a mess.\n__30 Rock: __You want a partner who can beat you at Trivial Pursuit.\nHappy Endings: You&amp;#39;ve taken at least one improv class.\nBattlestar Galactica: You spend a lot of time writing very deep, thoughtful emails and never sending them.\nPortlandia: You&amp;#39;re a hipster, but you don&amp;#39;t THINK you&amp;#39;re a hipster.\n__New Girl: __If you&amp;#39;re a girl, you want to be Zooey Deschanel. If you&amp;#39;re a guy, you&amp;#39;re in love with Zooey Deschanel.\nJustified: If you&amp;#39;re a guy, you want to be Timothy Olyphant. If you&amp;#39;re a girl, you&amp;#39;re in love with Timothy Olyphant.\nDexter: You have a dark secret that you think no one knows about. (They do.)\nHomeland: You&amp;#39;re a woman who thinks you&amp;#39;re incredibly good at your job, but no one else appreciates it.\nMad Men: You wish you could smoke in your office (but you&amp;#39;d never actually do it).\nDoctor Who: You can recite every Time Lord incarnation in chronological order, but you&amp;#39;ll forget your date&amp;#39;s name at least twice.\n__Suburgatory: __You grew up in the suburbs and secretly miss it.\n__Coupling: __You&amp;#39;re an anglophile.\n__Lost: __You&amp;#39;re a masochist.\nFelicity: You wish you were back in college.\nLaw &amp;amp; Order: You have a firm belief in structure and would never stop what you&amp;#39;re doing while a cop asks about your whereabouts last night.\nLaw &amp;amp; Order: SVU: You have a firm belief in structure and would never stop what you&amp;#39;re doing while a cop asks about your whereabouts last night, and you&amp;#39;re a woman.\nPushing Daisies: As a child, you wished your life had been narrated by Roald Dahl.\n__Cougar Town: __You have a tight group of friends who love to judge people. Also, you have a drinking problem.\nBorgias: You&amp;#39;re a history buff with a serious sex drive.\nRaising Hope: Your family is\u2026well\u2026let&amp;#39;s just say no date will meet them &amp;#39;til the wedding.\nNurse Jackie: You might be a secret drug addict.\n__The Vampire Diaries: __You publicly scoff at *Twilight *but you&amp;#39;ve read every one of the books cover to cover.\n__Teen Wolf: __You have serious &amp;#39;80s nostalgia and too much time on your hands.\n__Girls: __You&amp;#39;re a 24-year-old woman or a 54-year-old man.\nSons of Anarchy: You&amp;#39;ll order Coors Light on a first date.\nFriday Night Lights: You sometimes think about quitting your job to become a marriage counselor.\nThe IT Crowd: You constantly resist the urge to answer every question with, &amp;quot;Have you tried turning it off and on again?&amp;quot;\nStorage Wars: You&amp;#39;re a compulsive gambler.\nHere Comes Honey Boo Boo: You&amp;#39;re a city dweller with a white-collar job.\n__Sex and the City: __You often wonder if the best times in your dating life are over. And you may be right.\n__The Good Wife: __You used to watch Sex and the City religiously.\nSherlock: During the date, you&amp;#39;ll mention Benedict Cumberbatch no less than three times.\n__Elementary: __You haven&amp;#39;t seen &amp;quot;Sherlock&amp;quot; but you&amp;#39;ve heard it&amp;#39;s good.\nThe Voice: You don&amp;#39;t have cable.\n__American Idol: __You love commercials.\n__Modern Family: __You&amp;#39;d never admit it, but you call your mom every day.\n__Gilmore Girls: __You&amp;#39;re sweet to the point of getting taken advantage of by jerks. Still, you never lose the sweetness.\n__Dancing With the Stars: __You own an item of clothing covered in sequins.\n__Revenge: __You wish you lived in the Hamptons.\nThe Big Bang Theory: You may have a mild case of OCD.\n__Bones: __You love people with mild cases of OCD.\nTwo and a Half Men: You&amp;#39;re my mom.\nGlee: You got cut from your high school musical and never got over it.\n__Smash: __You grew up in New York City.\n__Nashville: __You want to get married just so you can be a celebrity for a day.\n__Shameless: __You&amp;#39;ve been to at least one AA meeting.\n__Project Runway: __You would kill to be Tim Gunn&amp;#39;s best friend.\nThe Mentalist: You&amp;#39;re vertically challenged but hot.\n__American Horror Story: __You still have issues with your mother.\nColbert Report: You can quote at least one line from a Christopher Guest movie.\n__The Sopranos: __You&amp;#39;ve never been to New Jersey.\n__The Wire: __You&amp;#39;re a TV critic.\n__CSI: __You were born before 1970.\nThe Bachelor: You will text your friends every single word that he said after the date and discuss ad nauseum.\n__Downton Abbey: __ If you&amp;#39;re a woman, you&amp;#39;re extremely sentimental. If you&amp;#39;re a guy, you&amp;#39;re trying to convince your date that you&amp;#39;re extremely sentimental.\n__The Real World: __You&amp;#39;re a drama queen.\nJersey Shore: You&amp;#39;re a tan drama queen.\n__Real World/Road Rules Challenge: __You&amp;#39;re a drama queen with an adrenaline streak.\nThe Walking Dead: You own at least one comic book.\nBreaking Bad: You failed high school chemistry.\n&amp;#8212;Written by Marla Pachter for HowAboutWe\nWhich of these shows do you love? Any others to add?\nMore from HowAboutWe...\nHow to Get Over Someone: The Definitive Guide\nWhat Your Taste in Music Says About You on a Date\nWhat Sex Means to Men: 6 Deep Dark Secrets\nPhoto: Courtesy of HBO"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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