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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nIn news sure to make your Inner Goddess cry out with pleasure: THE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY MOVIE OFFICIALLY HAS A RELEASE DATE. Go ahead and set up a calendar alert, polish up your handcuffs or just start preparing for an epic masturbating session, because the big-screen adaptation of the terribly-written yet awesomely kinky novel will hit theaters on..... August 1, 2014!  It's hard to put into words how we feel, but this about sums it up:Yes, 8/14/14 may be a full year away, but ever since Sam Taylor-Johnson was named director, sh*t has been getting real with respect to the film, and to say the least, we're pleased to see the progress. Now we just need to get cracking on casting Christian and Ana and their motley crew of family members, ex-subs and lecherous bosses. (Check out our copious suggestions here and here.) For the next year, we'll just be waiting patiently for August 14 to roll around.... And when it does, we'll be throwing a wild Video on Demand screening party in our newly-constructed Red Room of Pain. Want more from Michelle? Follow her on Twitter.Photo: Getty"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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