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"The 12 Days of Christmas is a holiday classic \u2013 you can't avoid being met by its chipper repetition every holiday season. What I don't get is why the bitch who wrote it, first off, called this lunatic gift-giver her \"true love,\" and secondly, why she wrote a song joyously bragging about being given the weirdest shit ever given to a girl. Your man went to Jared? Mine went to Old MacDonald. Top t..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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