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"Forget Fat Tuesday, the new holiday that we're really &lt;em&gt;burning&lt;/em&gt; to learn more about is &lt;strong&gt;Chlamydia Wednesday --&lt;/strong&gt; everyone's favorite Mardi Gras follow-up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;{{tmz_video_0}}&lt;br /&gt;Words to the wise: Never hit it with &lt;strong&gt;Joan Rivers&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"related\"&gt;\n&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span&gt;See Also&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;\n&lt;ul&gt;\n&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/17/joan-rivers-humans-taste-like-chicken/\"&gt;Joan Rivers: Humans Taste Like Chicken&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;\n&lt;/ul&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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