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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Earlier this week we wrote about\u00A0new-age toy hoops. Frankly, I'd rather dunk on this guy's beard.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE pic.twitter.com/6GJKZaIUwa&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Lana Boo Berry (@Lana) October 24, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That said, when it comes to pure utility of a beard structure, it's hard to top our old friend.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\n[polldaddy poll=7504324]&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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