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"Oh, how the crazy have fallen: Kai Lawrence, the vigilante hitchhiker who warmed all of our hearts by beating the mess out of people who are attacking other people, is wanted for questioning in the murder of a New Jersey man.\nAccording to Gawker, 73-year-old Joseph Galfy was found dead in his home on Monday as a result of blunt-force trauma\u2014which is what worries us, considering that Kai is a man who isn't afraid to smash, smash, SUH-MASH his way through problems. Kai, we hope that this isn't true, that your name will be cleared and that you will return to weirdly serenading television news reporters\u2014and not just because we really want to get paid for \"Kai Lawrence Hatchets Through History!\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.tucsonweekly.com/TheRange/archives/2013/05/16/say-it-aint-so-kai-the-hitchhiking-hatchet-man-wanted-for-murder>