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"&lt;p&gt; Quote Of The Day Stefania Fernandez  :: Timothy A. Clary/Getty Images  &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Get all previous editions of Hot Clicks here. Follow Jimmy Traina on Twitter here. Become a fan of Hot Clicks on Facebook here. E-mail a comment, question or link  here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stephen Strasburg&lt;/strong&gt; caused some panic in Washington D.C. last night when he was unexpectedly scratched from his start against the Braves. It turns out the rookie right-hander has shoulder inflammation, and will be given some rest. This obviously left some fans at Nationals Park very unhappy because they paid to see Strasburg, but got &lt;strong&gt;Miguel Batista&lt;/strong&gt;. However, Batista took the anger in stride and even offered up this analogy: \"Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss Iowa, you might get those kind of boos.\" Based on 2009's Miss Universe, &lt;strong&gt;Stefania Fernandez&lt;/strong&gt;, we understand what Batista means.  Play Of The NightIf you missed the behind-the-back play by Blue Jays shortstop &lt;strong&gt;Yunel Escobar&lt;/strong&gt;, check it out. Ocho And OwensAs you know by now, &lt;strong&gt;Terrell Owens&lt;/strong&gt; signed with the Cincinnati Bengals yesterday. This caused &lt;strong&gt;Chad Ochocinco&lt;/strong&gt; to basically lose his (word I can't use on SI.com) on Twitter. He compared he and Owens to Batman and Robin, Siskel and Ebert, Ying and Yang and Bonnie and Clyde. He challenged LeBron James and his Heat cohorts to a game of 3 on 3. And he Tweeted out this pretty solid Photoshopped picture of he and Owens as Simon and Garfunkel.  Hockey in July?Sidney Crosby :: Gregory Shamus/Getty ImagesThe NHL held a press conference at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh on Tuesday to announce the details of the Winter Classic between the Penguins and Capitals. The highlights of the event were players trying to shoot pucks through he uprights and Pittsburgh's &lt;strong&gt;Max Talbot&lt;/strong&gt; calling &lt;strong&gt;Alex Ovechkin&lt;/strong&gt; a \"douche.\" Rookie RibbingIn light of the &lt;strong&gt;Dez Bryant&lt;/strong&gt;/&lt;strong&gt;Roy Williams&lt;/strong&gt; dust-up, Manofest.com is looking at 15 great moments in NFL hazing.No RespectIf you play rotisserie baseball, check out this highly amusing piece on how one fantasy site just refuses to give Major League home run leader, &lt;strong&gt;Jose Bautista&lt;/strong&gt;, any credit. Sports Video Of The DayClippers center &lt;strong&gt;Chris Kaman&lt;/strong&gt; blew up $10,000 worth of fireworks at his home on the Fourth of July. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Cleveland History Video Of The DayVia BensBizBlog comes this video from the Lake County Captains (the Cleveland Indians Class A affiliate) \"Cleveland Sports History Night\" this past Saturday. Check out how they re-enact &lt;strong&gt;Art Modell&lt;/strong&gt; moving the Browns to Baltimore. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Parallel Parking Video Of The DayHere's video of the Guinness world record for the tightest parallel park ever. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;   &lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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