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"But really. How did it take this long to make these crazies spell words on camera? The person who came up with this idea? Genius. The contestants? Not so much. The whole thing was incredibly entertaining, and actually a little intense. But mostly just entertaining.\nPinterestFacebookDisclaimer: I don&amp;#39;t have a DVR, so I couldn&amp;#39;t pause the show to get funny screenshots like these. I tried, and most of them ended up rubbish. BUT I did get this okay shot of Ed, whose glazed over look mimics my own while I watch this ridiculous/amazing show.\nCan we just talk about how they let children in the same room as the Bachelor Pad contestants? Those poor things may never recover. Anyway, the words start out easy and topical enough: &amp;quot;love&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;rose&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;kiss&amp;quot;, etc. Then things get interesting when Blakeley misspells engagement ring and Lindzi misses jewelry. Anyone with a Pinterest board and a dream can spell those, guys! Then they bust out &amp;quot;philanderer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;aphrodisiac&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;titillating&amp;quot;, and it turns into a big ol&amp;#39; mess.\nUltimately, Sarah and Chris out-spell them all when they get &amp;quot;serendipity.&amp;quot; They win the usual roses and a date, but the surprise here is that in order to give Jaclyn and Ed more time to be awkward together fill the two-hour segment, the runners-up receive an overnight date, too. Was I the only one not looking forward to this at all? I felt bad for Jaclyn when Ed announced he didn&amp;#39;t have feelings for anyone last week, but at the same time, I think she expects something from him that he never really promised her. Jaclyn clearly cares about Ed, but I just don&amp;#39;t see any chemistry there. Hold up: Am I having a genuine emotional reaction to these people? Shakes head quickly to revert back to realitySarah and Chris take what looks like the Wright Brothers&amp;#39; plane to the middle of nowhere for their date (did Ben F. and Emily use up ABC&amp;#39;s allotted helicopter usage for the year?). They set up a picnic, and just when I&amp;#39;m starting to think they look a tad overdressed for their surroundings (a barren field), Sarah and Chris strip down to their bathing suits and jump in the nearest watering hole. But not before yelling &amp;quot;serendipity!&amp;quot; and explaining via confessional what the true meaning of the word was for their relationship. Congrats, guys. You&amp;#39;ve simultaneously made me crave frozen hot chocolate and ruined a John Cusack movie for me. And I love John Cusack.\nEd and Jaclyn&amp;#39;s date is just as uncomfortable as expected, and they both say a lot of things that don&amp;#39;t make sense. So, is Ed interested at all in Jaclyn or is he just trying to keep his partner happy? Is he really even single? Does Jaclyn actually think Ed is being a jerk or is she just saying things to waste time until they finally make out? I have no idea how, but after it seems like they&amp;#39;ve agreed to just be partners, they start kissing. Then they make their way upstairs, where I imagine Ed will just pass out and Jaclyn will make pouty faces. If Jaclyn were ten years younger, she would have been great on My Super Sweet 16.\nWhen it comes time for voting, there are two twists: Ed and Jaclyn get to give out the rose to a couple (not themselves), and they&amp;#39;ll be voting and leaving as a couple. As expected, everyone tries to suck up to Jedlyn, to the point that Lindzi says &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m your bitch.&amp;quot; The declaration doesn&amp;#39;t convince them though, and they grant safety to Blakeley and Tony (when did these two become power players?). It&amp;#39;s down to Rachel and Nick (whom my mom has deemed &amp;quot;the mole&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;he&amp;#39;s cute but doesn&amp;#39;t go on dates ever&amp;quot;) vs. Lindzi and Kalon (Mom calls him &amp;quot;that Dallas guy&amp;quot;) for the rose. In the end, it&amp;#39;s Lindzi and Kalon who get the boot, mostly because Blakeley, Rachel, and Jaclyn pinky swore that they would save each other, and you don&amp;#39;t ever break a pinky swear. But you didn&amp;#39;t think they would actually let Kalon win, did you? Especially now that he&amp;#39;s gone all soft?\nThe best part of this episode: Jaclyn proclaiming as Kalon and Lindzi ride off that &amp;quot;they&amp;#39;re such a good couple. I think they&amp;#39;ll be together for a while.&amp;quot; Not forever, but like, maybe until next season. At least she&amp;#39;s realistic?\nSo, do you think the right couple went home this week? Does Blakeley&amp;#39;s baby talk bother you as much as it does me? Think Kalon and Lindzi really will be together for &amp;quot;a while&amp;quot;?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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