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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Taniela Tupou runs so fast that if you don't pay attention, you might just miss him. The 18-year old from New Zealand weighs 300 lbs and\u00A0he's nicknamed 'The Tongan Hulk.' Oh, and he's one of the fastest rugby players I've ever seen.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Also on Extra Mustard: Stephen Colbert's Response to Michael Sam's Kiss is Just Perfect&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This kid obviously has a bright professional rugby future ahead of him, but have we considered drafting him into a league of superheroes? I\u00A0feel like we're missing a great opportunity to fight crime, here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here's\u00A0the full video of Tupou running three tries in the first 20 minutes (!!) of his high school rugby game:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Telegraph]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\n&lt;em&gt;Follow Extra Mustard and Nicole Conlan on Twitter.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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