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"&lt;p&gt; Having A Sense Of Humor  Danica Patrick :: Randall Grant/SI &lt;em&gt;South Park&lt;/em&gt; aired an episode last week that centered around NASCAR. Actually, they made fun of NASCAR and the people who are fans of NASCAR. (They even killed &lt;strong&gt;Danica Patrick&lt;/strong&gt;.) But the drivers have no hard feelings and are taking it in stride. As for last night's episode of &lt;em&gt;South Park&lt;/em&gt;, which they took on the cast of &lt;em&gt;Jersey Shore&lt;/em&gt;, well, it was pretty epic.  Tell Us How You Really Feel, TommyFull disclosure: I haven't paid any attention to the NBA preseason so far. However, one thing I keep hearing/reading about is that refs are calling a ton of technical fouls. This took place during last night's Celtics-Knicks game and it caused Boston color man &lt;strong&gt;Tommy Heinsohn&lt;/strong&gt; to GO OFF!Copping A FeelIf a fan runs on the field and doesn't touch a player and just circles around like a fool, he gets arrested (or in some cases, tased.) But isn't doing this worse?So, So, So, GoodBrett Favre, John Madden :: James V. Biever/Getty ImagesOver the past 12 hours, approximately five million people have e-mailed me this video of &lt;strong&gt;Brett Favre&lt;/strong&gt; getting hit in the twig and berries by a football during practice yesterday. Watch it in its entirety and then watch this version, which dubs in &lt;strong&gt;Pat Summerall&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;John Madden&lt;/strong&gt; doing play-by-play. It. Is. Genius. This Is Not A Joke&lt;strong&gt;Justin Bieber&lt;/strong&gt; has called out &lt;strong&gt;Tom Brady&lt;/strong&gt; about copying his hairdo. Sports Video Of The DayUS National Team forward &lt;strong&gt;Abby Wambach&lt;/strong&gt; struggles with a kick during warmups and causes a fan to lose his hot dog. (Thanks to &lt;strong&gt;Terrell Oller, of Denver&lt;/strong&gt;, for the video.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Mash-Up Video Of The DayThis video (via NextRound.net) takes scenes from &lt;em&gt;The Hangover&lt;/em&gt; and uses the audio from &lt;em&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/em&gt; to make this trailer. Warning: There is quick visual of &lt;strong&gt;Zach Galifianakis&lt;/strong&gt;' bare bottom toward the end. Speaking of Zach Galifianakis...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Zach Galifianakis Video Of The Day&lt;strong&gt;George Cunningham, of College Station, Texas&lt;/strong&gt;, says, \"I like this site, but you are sorely missing links to &lt;em&gt;Between Two Ferns&lt;/em&gt; with Zach Galifianakis. There is a recent one where he interviews &lt;strong&gt;Bruce Willis&lt;/strong&gt;. Good times.\" George is right. I've done a bad job by not featuring &lt;em&gt;Between Two Ferns&lt;/em&gt;, so I will try to change that. As for the clip below, I need to warn you that there is strong language.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Michael Cera from Between Two Ferns  &lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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