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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sean Avery Joins DWTS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Sean Avery :: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage; Jeff Zelevansky/Icon SMI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Notorious NHL pest &lt;strong&gt;Sean Avery&lt;/strong&gt;, who retired nearly two years ago, has been tapped to join the latest cast of &lt;em&gt;Dancing With The Stars&lt;/em&gt;. The Ontario native played on four teams in his 12-year career and famously dated &lt;strong&gt;Rachel Hunter, Elisha Cuthbert, Hilary Rhoda&lt;/strong&gt; and (according to rumors) Bravo TV's &lt;strong&gt;Andy Cohen&lt;/strong&gt;. He is currently engaged to Rhoda, a former SI Swimsuit model. Avery joins a long list of sports figures who have appeared on DWTS.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best Baseball Promotion Ever&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The San Diego Padres are offering fans season tickets if they can hit a ball out of pitcher-friendly Petco Park. The \"Swing for your Seats\" promotion gives fans (16 and over) one swing (on two pitches) to go yard with the grand prize being two season tickets in the upper infield section.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brewers Adopt Stray Dog, Name Him Hank, Make Him Team Mascot&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meet the newest member of the Milwaukee Brewers -- Hank the stray dog. The pooch had been wondering around the team's spring training facility and quickly became a hit among the players. He even participated in his first mascot race (while wearing a hot dog costume) on Wednesday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lovely Ladies Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SI Swimsuit rookies &lt;strong&gt;Sara Sampaio&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Gigi Hadid&lt;/strong&gt; took their talents to the Jersey Shore for a memorable photo shoot. Does one of them deserve Rookie of the Year honors? Vote now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;John Rocker = Still Crazy&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Former Braves pitcher &lt;strong&gt;John Rocker&lt;/strong&gt;, whose career was famously sidetracked by this 1999 SI profile, got into a Twitter argument with a parody account when he posed this important question.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a question: if u have sex with a prostitute and refuse to pay is that considered rape or theft?&amp;mdash; John Rocker (@johnrockerbook) February 26, 2014&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;America's Top Three Strip Clubs Are...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chiefs cornerback\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Brandon Flowers&lt;/strong&gt; weighs in.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SI Vault Photo of the Day\u00A0&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Chris Bosh :: Peter Gregoire/SI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I interviewed &lt;strong&gt;Chris Bosh&lt;/strong&gt; about his cameo on &lt;em&gt;Parks and Recreation&lt;/em&gt;,\u00A0playing with &lt;strong&gt;Greg Oden&lt;/strong&gt;, SI Swimsuit and the circumstances surrounding this bizarre cowboy photo of 2008. Turns out the whole thing was his idea.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Odds and Ends&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Someone took a baseball bat to &lt;strong&gt;Richie Incognito&lt;/strong&gt;'s Ferrari ...\u00A0A fan was ejected during last night's Auburn-South Carolina game ... Marlins president &lt;strong&gt;David Samson&lt;/strong&gt; was given the boot during the season premiere of &lt;em&gt;Survivor&lt;/em&gt; ... It may just be spring training but &lt;strong&gt;Josh Reddick&lt;/strong&gt; made the catch of the baseball season (and followed up with the second-best catch) ... The inmate &lt;strong&gt;Aaron Hernandez&lt;/strong&gt; beat up on Tuesday was in handcuffs during the attack ... Former Talking Heads singer &lt;strong&gt;David Byrne&lt;/strong&gt; covered &lt;strong&gt;Biz Markie'&lt;/strong&gt;s \"Just a Friend\" during a recent concert ... &lt;strong&gt;Greg Popovich&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Bill Clinton&lt;/strong&gt; went on a lunch date\u00A0... &lt;strong&gt;Ryan Dempster&lt;/strong&gt; threw at his young son during batting practice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You Don't See This Everyday&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The sneaker of Spurs guard &lt;strong&gt;Manu Ginobli&lt;/strong&gt; rips apart in the middle of a game.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Fond Farewell&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Panthers center &lt;strong&gt;Ryan Kalil&lt;/strong&gt; and other members of the Panthers burst into song to bid farewell to retiring teammate&lt;strong&gt; Jordan Gross.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;February - The Month in News Bloopers&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;These never get old.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He's Baaack&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John Moschitta Jr.&lt;/strong&gt; (aka - The Micro Machine Guy)\u00A0summarizes this year\u2019s Best Picture nominees in less than a minute. Where has he been the past 20 years?\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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