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" Duck Dynasty is a show, I am told, about the Robertson family. It has something to do with racist and homophobic men with giant beards indiscriminately killing things, which sounds oh-so-very al Queda.  The Robertson family made millions out of selling a highly successful duck call and for whatever reason producers thought this would make good reality television. The men in the family, previously shaven, then grew ridiculous beards. It&amp;#039;s now a wildly successful show. Now they are millionaires! And you are not!  Feeling left out? You can probably still dress like them.  Start off with a Vans Thermo jacket - $99. It&amp;#039;s warm enough for hunting ducks, and is fully reversible so that it transforms into a regular navy blue color in case you needed to head to the bar after.  You then may want to consider L.L. Bean&amp;#039;s duck boot, but this time in black leather with a shearling inside, and you&amp;#039;ll be doubly prepared when (God willing) there&amp;#039;s also a The Rocketeer fashion revival in the future. Sperry also makes a duck boot for just $140.  From the waist down and the ankles up you could do a lot worse than a pair of Naked &amp;amp;amp; Famous jeans in Midnight Selvage for $155. Colored between black and inky indigo and cut somewhere between a skinny and regular fit lies this near-perfect all-purpose pair of jeans.  You may also need a hat. Tell the world what you already know this with a Goorin Bros trucker topper for a low, low $25. You won&amp;#039;t even have to tell people about your views towards homosexuals, they&amp;#039;ll just look at your hat! Or go for this Patagonia hat if you&amp;#039;re not into the whole &amp;quot;doth protesting too much&amp;quot; thing.  Finish off the whole look with a &amp;#039;Possessed&amp;#039; bandana from Obey for $15, because it&amp;#039;s important to wrap up with an item of clothing inspired by a Suicidal Tendencies song, and because every good burly bearded outdoorsman needs a bandana. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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