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"This week in politics, GOP candidates took turns at beating on Rick  Perry in Monday&amp;apos;s Tea Party debate, Democrats lost Anthony Weiner&amp;apos;s  congressional seat, Michele Bachmann reinvented herself as the  anti-vaccine candidate, and a big new Sarah Palin (ahem) expos&amp;#xE9;  delivered dubious-yet-irresistible sexual revelations. Take it away,  Twitter.\r\n@BorowitzReport:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;The only reason I think the Palin sex tape may be authentic is the person keeps saying &amp;apos;Drill, baby, drill.&amp;apos;&amp;quot;\r\n@TheInDecider:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;O, to have been a hairdresser on the wall at Donald Trump&amp;apos;s dinner with Rick Perry.&amp;quot;\r\n@FrankConniff:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;Bachmann says HPV vaccine causes retardation, which will result in a new block of voters too smart to vote for her.&amp;quot;\r\n@funnyordie:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;The Glen Rice scandal is way out of line w/ the GOP&amp;apos;s values. They&amp;apos;re interested in fucking black people by the millions, not one at a time&amp;quot;\r\n@ApocalypseHow:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;Ahmadinejad launching a &amp;apos;charm offensive.&amp;apos; For ex, he&amp;apos;s upgraded the Holocaust from not happening to &amp;apos;a He said/She said thing.&amp;apos;&amp;quot;\r\n@BorowitzReport:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;BREAKING: In Rare Public Statement, God Tells Pat Robertson to Shut the Fuck Up&amp;quot;\r\n@TheInDecider:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;The GOP won Anthony Weiner&amp;#x2019;s seat. Did you know his name is a synonym for penis?&amp;quot;\r\n@TheOnion:&amp;#xA0;&amp;quot;New Study Finds Women Should Only Be Making 20 Cents Less On Dollar Than Men&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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