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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nSelena Gomez stopped by a convenience store in Los Angeles yesterday for something like a large soda and some gum, except the excursion turned out to be more of an ~*INCONVENIENCE*~ if you see what I did there. Because that nice lady in the background with the fresh blowout and chic pink scarf? Well, she's about to serve Selena Gomez with a subpoena, US Weekly reported. Subpoenas are the law enforcement equivalent of that cooties game you'd played at recess.The legal documents in question relate to a misdemeanor battery suit filed against Justin Bieber. While she and Biebs were still dating back in 2012, he allegedly assaulted a photographer with a \"martial arts-style kick\" to the ribs. Selena apparently saw the assault go down, and will be questioned accordingly; she's also expected to have to testify about their \"pillow talk.\" TMZ says this is because she has insight into Justin's \"bitter feelings and short trigger when it comes to paparazzi.\" She will probably not be asked whether Justin snores, though, because some things are sacred. Follow Alex on Twitter.Photo credit: PacificCoastNews"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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