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"Velveteenrush's channel on Funny Or Die. I don't know why I created this channel in the first place. Maybe it was a desperate cry for attention. Anyway, let's not get too melancholy,this channel is about the joys of laughter and the thrill of victory.  Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.  My name is Spencer Beggs and I'm a senior (and student president) at my hig..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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