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" We&amp;#039;ve all spent so many good times with the McVitie&amp;#039;s family. A Sunday afternoon shared with a box of Jaffa cakes. The box passed around the living room in front of a roaring fire while you giggle at your nan&amp;#039;s snoring. A Monday morning brightened by the\u00A0dunk of the classic Digestive. You&amp;#039;ve took inspiration for their ability not to crumble to pieces in a hot beverage during your tough 6:30am wake up call after a wild weekend. A Penguin on your lunch time to remind you of a simpler time.  But now they&amp;#039;re telling us that the floods that took place as a result of recent storms forced the United Biscuits factory in Carlisle to close down in\u00A0December. Which basically means our February biscuit stock is going to suffer. Excuse me while I weep. And if that&amp;#039;s not enough bad news - this factory also houses Jacob&amp;#039;s. That&amp;#039;s right -\u00A0no crackers and cheese for us. Just stop it world.  United Biscuits tried to make us feel better with a statement: &amp;#039;We apologise if consumers are finding it difficult to get hold of some of these products and we are working hard at our Carlisle site to resume normal service as soon as possible.&amp;#039; It hasn&amp;#039;t worked, guys. JUST FIX IT. I guess while we wait for them to re-stock we&amp;#039;ll have to eat a rich tea, or a dare I say it, sugar-free biscuits. (FYI It took the office ten minutes to agree on an undesirable biscuit. The rich tea was decided upon purely\u00A0because of\u00A0it&amp;#039;s poor ability to hold it&amp;#039;s shit together when submerged into your\u00A0cup of tea.)  This is almost as bad as the presecco shortage. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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