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"Who else flipped to Bravo last night to watch last night&amp;#39;s premiere of The Millionaire Matchmaker? For Season 5, Patti Stanger is back in L.A., and, like always, she&amp;#39;s already managed to find single millionaires who don&amp;#39;t exactly have us scratching our heads as to why they&amp;#39;re still single. Let&amp;#39;s discuss!\nPinterestFacebookMILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER -- Season:5 -- Pictured: Patti Stanger -- Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo\nPHOTO: Tommy Garcia/BravoOK, first off, before we dive on in, I&amp;#39;ve gotta say: Wow, Patti! Recently un-engaged, Patti totally proved that looking good is the best revenge. You go, curvy lady.\nNow, let&amp;#39;s chat about our first millionaire: Gary, an Internet mogul from Long Island, transplanted out in Los Angeles. Although Gary&amp;#39;s multiple-personality-thing that went on throughout the entire episode (&amp;quot;I want to settle down...but settling down isn&amp;#39;t for me!&amp;quot; for one) already registered as about nine red flags, the fact that dude chose Bonnie at the mixer when the pair clearly had n-o-t-h-i-n-g in common hoisted a tenth red flag high above the entire city of L.A. for me. When Patti straight-up asked him, &amp;quot;Are you picking Bonnie because you want to sleep with her more?&amp;quot; and Gary nodded (cue flashback to the high school guys we all want to forget), I sort of wanted to throw something at the television. Anyone else?\nI thought our second millionaire, the blue-eyed world traveler Michael, had a lot more potential. He picked Tami, the woman with whom we had the most chemistry on the mini-date, for his master date. But then...whomp whomp, Michael failed big time when he turned their one-on-one time into an oddly voyeuristic photo shoot. Was anyone else thinking that Michael&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;shoot&amp;quot; reminded her of a trashy calendar in the truck stop sale bin? Tami was a good sport and played along, but kudos to the lady for speaking up about how awful the whole thing was. I was embarrassed for her. And as for Michael? Well, he might want to rethink what &amp;quot;elegant&amp;quot; actually is.\nSo, now that you know how I felt about the guys on the premiere, it&amp;#39;s time to tell me what you think! Did you find the bachelors as intolerable as I did? Would you have dated either? What would you have done if you were on a date you hated, like Bonnie&amp;#39;s helicopter outing or Tami&amp;#39;s photo shoot?\nMore Ways to Get Glamour:\n*NEW! Now You Can Read Glamour on Flipboard!\nVisit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! \nDownload Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;#39;s now part of your subscription plan!\nEnter the latest Glamour sweepstakes!\nFollow us on Twitter.*\nPhoto Courtesy of NBC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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