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"&lt;p&gt;.cnnContentHead { margin-bottom:6px; }.cnnStoryHeadline { display:none; }.cnnRightMoreBox .cnn_title { background-color:#e7e7e7;color:#c00; }.cnnRightMoreBox .cnn_title A { color:#c00; }.cnnRightMoreBox .cnn_title A:hover { color:#c00; }.cnnHC .cnn_header TABLE { width:653px; }Recent Campus Clicks7-24-08: Allison Stokke vs. Amanda Cicchini7-23-08: At Long Last, UCLA Undie Run Pics7-22-08: Real Mascot Wars: Ralphie vs. Uga7-21-08: The All-Pencil Neck Team7-18-08: Duke is Just Like Invisible Woman7-17-08: CSI -- Penn State7-16-08: Heisman Hopefuls and Their Majors7-15-08: Comparing Big East Teams and TV Shows7-14-08: Eight Billionaire Dropouts7-11-08: Life Isn't Over After Graduation7-10-08: Why Florida is just like Grey Goose7-9-08: Cute College Olympians7-8-08: The Cold War Cheerleader Showdown  7-7-08: College Football's 10 Most Hated Programs 7-3-08: Anna Kournikova is just like Texas A&amp;M  7-2-08: Nittany Lion Seeks Miss America Crown7-1-08: Celebs and Their Mascot Look-alikes 6-30-08: Big Ten Teams as MoviesDance, DanceThe Dancing Devils and the Lady Birds. :: Andy Lyons/Getty Images : Thad Parsons/Icon SMI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you haven't noticed, college dance teams have been making a fair few reality TV appearances lately. Naturally, this prompted OTR to rank the top five dance teams in the nation. Because really, why should the cheerleaders get all the love?Sim City&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The folks at What if Sports simulated every possible matchup in the FBS 100 times (that's 700,000-plus for those counting at home) to come up with what they call the best possible team rankings. Ohio State finished on top with a pristine 98.9 winning percentage, followed closely by preseason media darling Georgia at a comparatively measly 97.7 percent. On the Brink of What?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember when the cruelty in college football involved limited rules and even more limited padding? Now, the game's cruelty comes from the increased pressure to succeed and decreased tools for achieving that success. We saw how it all became too much for the once-mighty Crimson Tide, and now The Love of Sports thinks these five football programs are on the brink -- not of succeeding, but of crumbling. Iowa fans, your demise awaits.Houston Nutt-EWall-E and Houston Nutt are two peas in a pod.  :: Tim Whitby/Getty Images : AP&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In honor of SEC media day and the many blockbuster films we've had this summer, UK Wildcat Country is comparing each SEC football coach to a major movie character. The most puzzling comparison: &lt;strong&gt;Steve Spurrier&lt;/strong&gt; as Indiana Jones (uh, have you compared headshots lately, guy?). The most hilarious: &lt;strong&gt;Houston Nutt&lt;/strong&gt; as Wall-E (they're both lovable and good at cleaning up messes).  While we're making comparisons...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of the things we love about The College Football Guys is they'll turn any pop-culture element into a football comparison. Today, they're bringing you the top sharks of college football (in honor of Discovery Channel's upcoming Shark Week, of course). These coaches are misunderstood by most and will leave your program reeling. &lt;strong&gt;Dennis Erickson&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Rich-Rod&lt;/strong&gt; or &lt;strong&gt;Neuheisel&lt;/strong&gt;, anyone?Long, Meet Lucius&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meet &lt;strong&gt;Long Wang&lt;/strong&gt;, freshman wrestler at UNC. While you're all laughing it up at his suggestive name, we know this man, at least, feels his pain.Another Day, Another Lawsuit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rudy Giuliani&lt;/strong&gt;'s son is suing Duke University, claiming his golf coach manufactured accusations against him as an excuse to kick him off the team. We wonder if Duke's legal team will break out the old, trusty \"our football team is so bad\" argument. Seemed to work last time.By the Beard of Zeus!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Step Brothers&lt;/em&gt; premieres tonight, and while we think it looks less than hilarious, we agree with Next Round that it's as good an excuse as any to look back at some of &lt;strong&gt;Will Ferrell&lt;/strong&gt;'s best lines. Notable &lt;em&gt;Anchorman&lt;/em&gt; omissions: \"It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice\" and \"I'm in a glass case of emotion!\" Pop Culture Nugget&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don't worry, &lt;strong&gt;Diddy&lt;/strong&gt;'s not settling down quite yet.Today In Hot ClicksPhiladelphia Eagles Cheerleaders :: David Bergman/SI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eagles cheerleaders help the environment ... Bad NFL merchandise ... Fun with baseball cards ... The 10 most unwearable jerseys in sports ... 25 greatest game shows of all time.Odds and Ends&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rutgers could use a history lesson ... A &lt;strong&gt;Brandon Jennings&lt;/strong&gt; joke and sexual innuendo all on one T-shirt ... Dumb arrest of the day ... The TSU mess mirrors &lt;em&gt;The Departed&lt;/em&gt;.Slow RUSH&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Canadian rock band RUSH appeared on &lt;em&gt;The Colbert Report&lt;/em&gt; last week, and accepted a challenge to play its own song on &lt;em&gt;Rock Band&lt;/em&gt;. Cake, right? Not so much.Einstein Illusion&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This will probably be the first time you think &lt;strong&gt;Albert Einstein&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Marilyn Monroe&lt;/strong&gt; look alike.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Albert Einstein Optical Illusion - Watch more free videosHave A Link, Comment or Question For Us?\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tYour name:\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tYour E-mail Address:\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tYour Hometown:\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPaste URL below:\t\t\t\t\t\t\tSEND IT\t&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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