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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n Qatar is building a stadium for when they host the World Cup in a few years. Interestingly enough, it looks a lot like a human vagina! Here are some suggestions to get you started. Fire up the joke machine and please one-up me on these:\n\n\"Male attendees are required to make out with the stadium for 20 minutes before entering.\"\"Want a sneak peek inside the stadium? You'll need to borrow the world's largest stirrups.\"\"Scientists have theorized that if there's a small earthquake under the stadium, the event could turn into the biggest orgy in World Cup history.\"\"Dozens of spectators were seen wandering around the stadium, with no idea about how to find their spot in Section G.\"Thanks, folks. I'll be here until the next World Cup.Follow David on Twitter: @davidingber1  Photo Credit: Youtube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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