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"So, in case you haven&amp;#39;t already heard, the 1D STD (hey, that rhymes!) story goes like this: two members of everybody&amp;#39;s favorite new boy band, One Direction, cuddled up with an adorable koala while touring in Australia. Awww, right? No. The koala peed on them. Yes, that&amp;#39;s gross, but here&amp;#39;s where it takes a weird turn&amp;#8212;reportedly 80 percent of koalas have chlamydia. So, now the singers are worried they&amp;#39;re at risk for an STD. From a koala. You can&amp;#39;t make these things up, people.\nPinterestFacebookPHOTO: (c) Hemera TechnologiesThis image is photoshopped, but I like to imagine the band being attacked by a looming, photo-bombing koala.\nAnd though I get endless amounts of entertainment and questions from this report&amp;#8212;seriously, did you know that many koalas have STDs? I didn&amp;#39;t! Do other animals have chlamydia?&amp;#8212;it&amp;#39;s the Sun&amp;#39;s headline that really has me cracking up:\nPinterestFacebookThis wins the prestigious &amp;quot;Best Headline I&amp;#39;ve Read All Day&amp;quot; award.\nThis is a strange, strange world.\n__What&amp;#39;s your take on this crazy news? I&amp;#39;m genuinely worried about this problem in the koala community. What if all the fuzzy, cute koalas become extinct?!? No! __\nMore One Direction insanity...\nGet The Look, Cute Boy Edition: One Direction Wore Jack Wills on SNL + Snaps From the Brand&amp;#39;s Summer Preview\nJack, Rose, Jim and Stifler Will Be Reunited This Weekend, and I Can&amp;#39;t Wait\nNew Boy Band Alert: One Direction Is Making Girls Scream AND Breaking Records (Plus: They Have Cute Accents!)\nPhotos: Photos.com, INF"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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