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"Creepy doesn&amp;#146;t begin to describe the feeling I get, having switched on television expecting &amp;quot;That &amp;#145;70s Show&amp;quot; and getting &amp;quot;Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?&amp;quot;  \nCreepier still is the Lizard of Fun&amp;#146;s enthusiasm for the beauty pageant-turned-meat market. &amp;quot;Don&amp;#146;t change the channel,&amp;quot; it growls, burying the remote under the sofa cushions."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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