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"Monday, Dec. 26\nGuess they&amp;apos;re considering the alternatives: Gallup Poll finds 47% of Americans approve of President Obama, first time since last summer that positive rating&amp;apos;s been higher than negative ...  Now this is a shocker: Independent panel finds Japan wasn&amp;apos;t prepared for disaster at Fukushima nuke plant ...  Arab \"Spring\" in December: Arab League observers arrive in Syria and tour city of Homs; residents say government troops fired mortars and machine guns at them ...  No spring in Moscow: After tens of thousands of demonstrators call for ouster of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, government says it&amp;apos;s open to \"dialogue\" but won&amp;apos;t give in to protesters&amp;apos; main demands ...  Oh, the indignity! Jennifer O&amp;apos;Neill, former personal assistant to Lady Gaga, sues ex-boss for $380,000 in overtime, complains she was forced to \"ensure the promptness of a towel following a shower.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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