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"FacebookPinterest\n\nA drunken fan allegedly tried to jump onto the field at the Iowa Hawkeyes game on Saturday and was arrested, ultimately blowing a .341 BAC in the process. Oh, did we mention that the fan was a 22-year-old girl? That\u2019s right, hang your heads in shame frat bros, you\u2019ve just been out-bro\u2019d by a girl whose blood alcohol content was high enough to catch fire.\n\nSamantha Goudie, whose Twitter handle is (God help us all) [@Vodkasamm](https://twitter.com/Vodkasamm), not only took a timeout from her studies on Saturday to soak her liver in three week\u2019s worth of alcohol, she was also kind enough to tweet-narrate the entire affair, giving us such literary gems as &amp;quot;Just went to jail #yolo,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I\u2019m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic.&amp;quot; Bet you didn\u2019t know that when the U. of Iowa won the Drunkest College award last month, it was all thanks to the heroic efforts of one small girl. But hey, as Goudie tweeted, &amp;quot;I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student.&amp;quot; Exactly Samantha, as any bro will tell you, a blind raging alcohol binge is all just part of the college experience."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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