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"\"So you and Rachel?\" I asked while Jenna and sat in the waiting room. It being bikini season and all, there were quite a few ladies\u2013and one man\u2013already waiting to get waxed.Jenna made a guilty face. \"We kind of made out a little bit, and then I stopped and told her I had a girlfriend. She got pissed and left.\"\"Yikes. So uh, you and Candy?\"\"I don't know. I really don't.\"Something tells me that if things had gone better with Rachel, she'd be singing a more decided tune. A little while later, she got a text.\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\"It's from Rachel,\" she said. \"Spoke to Jane. Wants to know more about my 'situation'.\" \n\nJenna texted back, while I pondered what Jane could have said to Rachel to make her change her mind. For me, anything that came after \"girlfriend\" wouldn't matter. But that's just me.Our turn arrived, and we were ushered into separate rooms. Mine contained a table, supplies, bottle of vodka, shot glass, and a stern Russian woman. \"You want vodka?\" she asked in a thick accent, motioning to the bottle. \"To numb the pain?\"I nodded, and she poured me a shot. I downed it. She asked how much hair. I told her everything. I gulped, and did as I was told: removed my pants and underwear and stretched out on the table. The pain was brutal, especially when she got super close to (all right, right up in there) my butt. That was when I requested a second shot. Finally, it was over, and I got dressed and left. Jenna was at the front desk, paying, and I joined her. \"That was awful,\" I whispered.\"Are you drunk?\" she whispered back.\"A little.\"When I got home, I took a nap, and by took a nap, I mean I passed out on the couch. When I awoke, I went into my bedroom and surveyed my lady business. It was red and sore, but smooth.Apparently so, because later that night, when I told Ben what Jenna and I had done, he wanted to get in there immediately. \"Not so fast, killer,\" I said. \"It's like a trainwreck down there. I need a day to heal.\"\"Can I just see it?\" he asked.\"No.\"Ben pouted, and tried to change my mind, but I wasn't having it. He even tried to bribe me with ice cream. I got my ice cream, but he didn't get a peek at my red, swollen pubic area. A girl's gotta keep the mystery alive, you know?Posted at 8:03 AM"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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