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"&lt;img alt=\"0821-dan-auerbach-bob-dylan-getty\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/08/21/0821-dan-auerbach-bob-dylan-getty-3.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Here comes the story of&lt;strong&gt; Bob Dylan&lt;/strong&gt;'s hair ... which apparently belongs to the ex-wife of &lt;strong&gt;Black Keys&lt;/strong&gt; singer &lt;strong&gt;Dan Auerbach&lt;/strong&gt;. Seriously (according to court docs obtained by TMZ). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've learned ... Auerbach's extremely bitter divorce with Stephanie Gonis was finalized this week in Tennessee ... after the warring couple came to terms on splitting up their assets. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, the money: She gets more than $5 million.&amp;#160; Plus, she gets the couple's 2012 Toyota Highlander and one of the family homes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But who cares, because the real story here is BOB DYLAN'S HAIR. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to the divorce docs, the couple owns an asset described as \"Bob Dylan Hair.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's unclear how the hair was obtained ... when it was obtained ... if the hair contains any product ... etc. -- but the point is, Dan agreed to part ways with it in the divorce. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Translation -- Stephanie, congrats ... you are the owner of a weird freaky piece of music memorabilia!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We reached out to Bob about the situation, who told us, \"MMmerrrrreeeerrrrmmmmmeeeaaahhh.\"'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just kidding. He hasn't called us back yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a class=\"lightbox-link\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/photos/2013/08/22/bob-dylan-hair-photos/\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0822_bob_dylan_hair_footer\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/08/22/0822-bob-dylan-hair-footer-3.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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