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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The story of a season, as told through social media:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I watch Miami games simply to watch Al Golden sweat off his protective waxy coating. \u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) November 1, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That sequence (Canes jump offsides on 4th, then L. Thomas throws a red zone pick) is EXACTLY what I expected tonight \u2014 Chip Patterson (@cnpatterson3) November 1, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A DEFENSE HAS HAPPENED \u2014 Janie C. (@itsjaniec) November 1, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;are we sure jodie foster didn't kill bud foster before the season started and is pretending to be him #contact \u2014 Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) November 2, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Logan Thomas needs to restart to install updates please restart Logan Thomas. \u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) November 2, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zach Maynard has been as brutalized over the last two years as any QB I've ever seen. He is in line for the Rudy Carpenter Prize. \u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"No. 41 was unnecessarily thrown over a player, taunting him\" YEP. HE'S A HOCHULI \u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"The Bagel I Shared With Nick Saban\" -- Written and Narrated by Tom Rinaldi. \"Choices. Cream Cheese. A lightly toasted bond of friendship.\" \u2014 SC_DougFarrar (@SC_DougFarrar) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#LSU band singing \"Hey baby, I wanna know if you'll be my girl!\" I shall consider it. #GameDay \u2014 Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#firsthandle #its7amcentral #FIRSThandle RT @valleyshook: @wrightthompson come on by if you want some, we're still on the first handle. \u2014 Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wish Miss. St. and Bowling Green would play each other so we could see a punting battle between Baker Swedenburg and Brian Schmiedebusch. \u2014 Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But as good as Swedenburg is, MSU's Rivals site says his backups, Butcher Finlandton and Candlestickmaker Denmarkville, might be even better \u2014 Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is that a fact? #LSU #GameDay #Bama twitter.com/MsPotts_ESPN/s\u2026 \u2014 Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I didn't realize Mississippi was the 'hail state' - I would have assumed that was somewhere in the Great Plains. #TAMUvsMSU \u2014 Adam (@AP_Bluff) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I miss Relf-to-Bumphis \u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In two 3-and-outs against NM St, Auburn has -5 yards of offense. As bad as that sounds, it has actually looked worse. \u2014 SEC CRUSH (@SECCRUSH) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gene Chizik is why you need to know the difference between mean, median and mode \u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pretty sure I could just hear a BLOCK THAT KICK chant from the Tulsa fans IN ARKANSAS ON HOMECOMING \u2014 Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's actually \"gid 'em\" RT @jon_bois: \"get 'em aggies\" sure isn't a terribly inventive cheer \u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;sorry, \"get them aggies\" \u2014 Jon Bois (@jon_bois) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"Gig 'em dumbass\" is a really terrible cheer RT @schooner13: gig 'em dumbass. \u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#RedRiverShootout RT @codydolan34: @jon_bois No, it isn't. Good thing they yell \"Gig 'em.\" \u2014 Jon Bois (@jon_bois) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gangnam, Aggies \u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This A&amp;amp;M offense is simply not going to work in the SEC. \u2014 Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Attn Football Players Who Run Up To The Pile After A Fumble And Start Pointing Even Though You Have No Idea Who Has The Ball: I love you. \u2014 Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes, but WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? RT @year2 I've been an Ole Miss fan for two hours now and I already feel the sense of impending doom. #WAOM \u2014 Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I feel like Pitt has a good shot to play football against Notre Dame \u2014 Spilly (@IAmSpilly) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vols win the toss, defer. Troy will receive the opening kickoff. It's time for football, or something like it. \u2014 govols247.com (@govols247) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Essentially, Illini's offense is Nathan Scheelhaase screaming \"dude, bail!\" in a panic. \u2014 Vico (@ourhonordefend) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The unintentional hook and ladder is clearly the most unstoppable play in football. \u2014 John Infante (@John_Infante) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@nastinchka So, a Georgia fumble lead to an Ole Miss fumble which lead to a Georgia Fumble which lead to an Ole miss Int. #MACtion \u2014 Brad Newton (@Radwithab) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seriously, if you line up Georgia's offense against a trash can filled with feral cats, Murray would grow a tail. \u2014 Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Will Muschamp's postgame press conference is just going to sound like an edited DMX track. #grrr #what #gunshot \u2014 sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"AND YEA, THE SEVENTH SEAL WAS OPENED, AND IT SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T DEFEND A 28-YARD QB DRAW\" \u2014 Holly (@Nastinchka) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UT fans chanting \"defense.\" Don't think they're trying to be ironic. \u2014 Brendan F. Quinn (@BFQuinn) November 3, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;when monte kiffin calls plays tonight, i imagine it's like when my dad, at age 70, tried to switch from pc to mac. \u2014 Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Must suck to get blocked by Chance Warmack. Sure it hurts and you get drenched in tummy sweat. \u2014 Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;FAT GUY SKILL POSITION PLAYER HUGE GAIN \u2014 Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You think this is a whole new LSU-Bama game, but right now Keanu Reeves is getting all the hostages off the bus. \u2014 sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LSU has a 270 pound fullback with speed. Because of course they do. \u2014 vadimivich (@vadimivich) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Turn of events! \u2014 Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Bobby Hebert is escorted from the press box by police. Seriously. \u2014 Marc Torrence (@marctorrence) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bobby Hebert, just go ahead and get arrested. You could get the inside scoop on some great stories in booking tonight. \u2014 Karen Howell (@karenehowell) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;no, for real, there are tentacles send help. \u201C@yahooforde: Tiger Stadium is ALIVE going into fourth quarter.\u201D \u2014 Holly (@Nastinchka) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@jon_bois NOTHING LIKE THE THIRD SATURDAY IN OCTOBER, LITTLE BROWN JUG #redrivershootout \u2014 Davis (@DMSAU09) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(checks score) WAIT, WHAT? RT @stefanielaine: HOLY LORD YOU GUYS ARIZONA/UCLA \u2014 Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And with this win, UCLA will lead the Pac-12 south. \u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The top three teams in college football are looking like the top three teams in college football, simultaneously. \u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm now rooting for an Oregon/ND bowl match up, because the resultant burning might cause another Counter-Reformation. \u2014 Tom McGrath (@TCMcG) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just go for like top 11 and call it a day RT @andy_staples: I wonder if AP would get mad if I just turned in a top 20 this week \u2014 Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWLWLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PAAAAAWWWLWLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAWAWLWLWLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL \u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 4, 2012If tonight proved anything, it's that the next few weeks will be fun. Bama isn't invincible. Neither is Oregon. Game on. \u2014 Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) November 4, 2012&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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