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" Ever since Miley Cyrus unleashed her Bangerz on the world earlier this week, we&amp;#039;ve had one question on our lips - is she the new Taylor Swift? Now, we don&amp;#039;t mean musically because, whisper it, Bangerz isn&amp;#039;t all that banging. But as we gave the record a spin, we started to notice one particular similarity - and that is writing lyrics based on real-life experience. Now, Taylor gets a lot of stick for writing songs about her ex-loves, so we thought it was only fair that we pick up on how much more explicitly Miss Miley&amp;#039;s been doing it. Sorry, Liam Hemsworth, but you might want to look away as we examine the evidence...  &amp;#039;Holy matrimony&amp;#039; mention You would be forgiven for saying, alright, these lyrics might not actually be about Liam. But then in first track &amp;#039;Adore You&amp;#039; Miley says: &amp;quot;You and me were meant to be in holy matrimony.&amp;quot; Given that she had a ring on her finger until she, er, didn&amp;#039;t anymore, it seems that she&amp;#039;s making it perfectly clear exactly who Bangerz is about. (Yes the line might be &amp;quot;we&amp;#039;re meant to be in holy matrimony&amp;quot; rather than &amp;quot;were&amp;quot; but the point really still stands.) Batteries are more important than men. &amp;quot;They ask me how I keep a man, I keep a battery pack.&amp;quot; Now we&amp;#039;re willing to believe we might be wrong about this one but to us, it seems that Miley&amp;#039;s suggesting in &amp;#039;SMS (Bangerz)&amp;#039; that she doesn&amp;#039;t need a man as long as she has some batteries. Is anyone else thinking what we&amp;#039;re thinking? Poor Liam. Way to get burned. &amp;quot;One day he wants me, one day he wants me not.&amp;quot; This would seem to us to be a reference to the duo&amp;#039;s yawningly long on-off-on-off-on-off-on-finally-off status. We lost count of the number of times the pair were together then not together then together again and apparently it bored Miles as much as us (in &amp;#039;Someone Else&amp;#039;, she says that they &amp;quot;cried&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;lied&amp;quot; - which seems like a bit of a nod to the old on-off stories). Miley goes on to say that she &amp;quot;can&amp;#039;t be sitting round here waiting for a man to tell me where the f**k my CV at&amp;quot; because of her world tour, but this one does confuse us a bit because we&amp;#039;re not quite sure that Liam&amp;#039;s ever worked in a job centre. He might be off the hook on that one.  More marriage talk. We&amp;#039;re skipping on to &amp;#039;My Darlin&amp;#039;&amp;#039; now, which seems like quite a nice title for a song and even has Miley singing: &amp;quot;Picture us walking to the altar/For better or for worse.&amp;quot; Which would be all well and good if she hadn&amp;#039;t just mentioned &amp;quot;the shadow of a broken-hearted girl&amp;quot;. Oh dear. Things go from bad to worse. &amp;#039;My Darlin&amp;#039;&amp;#039; doesn&amp;#039;t really get better from there I&amp;#039;m afraid. &amp;quot;Why don&amp;#039;t you stand? Stand by me,&amp;quot; the chorus goes, which suggests that Liam wasn&amp;#039;t entirely supportive. (This comes up later, too, in &amp;#039;Someone Else&amp;#039; - &amp;quot;I thought you&amp;#039;d catch me if I fall and fill me up when I&amp;#039;m empty.&amp;quot;) And then later in &amp;#039;My Darlin&amp;#039;&amp;#039; she says: &amp;quot;What happened to that feeling? We&amp;#039;ll never get it back.&amp;quot; This is all getting a bit sad, isn&amp;#039;t it? Miley changed but she still wants you to love her, Liam. &amp;quot;Take me as I am or not.&amp;quot; So there. She&amp;#039;s not Hannah Montana anymore, you know (although admittedly she&amp;#039;s barely mentioned that). There&amp;#039;s more of this business later in &amp;#039;Maybe You&amp;#039;re Right&amp;#039; when Miley huffs: &amp;quot;You can&amp;#039;t blame me for who I am.&amp;quot; And in &amp;#039;Someone Else&amp;#039; (um, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve turned into someone else&amp;quot;). Things could actually get even worse for Liam. After all that &amp;#039;why don&amp;#039;t you stand by me&amp;#039; malarkey in the &amp;#039;My Darlin&amp;#039;&amp;#039; chorus, Miley sings: &amp;quot;Cause we gon&amp;#039; make a movie, a movie, and it&amp;#039;s gon be in 3D.&amp;quot; Given everything else in the song, we can&amp;#039;t help but wonder if Miley means that she&amp;#039;s going to film a Liam Hemsworth expos\u00C3\u00A9 and release it nationwide. Say what you want about Taylor but she&amp;#039;s never done that.  &amp;#039;Wrecking Ball&amp;#039; is all about Liam. We don&amp;#039;t even really need to go into this in much detail because, please. Liam doesn&amp;#039;t come out of it so well, though. &amp;quot;All I wanted was to break your walls, all you ever did was break me&amp;quot;? In other words, Liam was both guarded and emotionally evil. Liam, you might want to start working on your right of reply. This could be a wonderful Eamon-Frankee situation. Here come the cheating allegations. Brace yourselves. We&amp;#039;ve all heard the rumours that Mr Hemsworth got a bit naughty with January Jones at an Oscars party and was then furtively texting her (even if he denied it). Seems Miley doesn&amp;#039;t believe him though given that in &amp;#039;Love, Money, Party&amp;#039; she&amp;#039;s all: &amp;quot;If I can&amp;#039;t trust, then why am I giving my heart in exchange for him to love me?&amp;quot; Oh and she basically entirely dismissed their romance by saying there &amp;quot;ain&amp;#039;t much difference than a one-night stand and one that ain&amp;#039;t for me&amp;quot; - ie, she might as well have just had a fling with Liam given that they&amp;#039;re not meant to be. SOB.  But whatever, January&amp;#039;s so not as good as Miley anyway. &amp;quot;I bet you regret it &amp;#039;cause it just don&amp;#039;t taste like me.&amp;quot; YEAH. Take that! Things are a little bit awkward though given that Miley spits: &amp;quot;I met the girl on the side.&amp;quot; That must have been nice.  Absolutely every little bit of &amp;#039;Drive&amp;#039;. We don&amp;#039;t even know where to start with this one, which is the song most explicitly about Liam. &amp;quot;You told me that you wanted this.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If you&amp;#039;re done with it then what&amp;#039;d you say forever for.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I was crazy thinking you were all mine. It was all just a lie.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You acted like you want this but then you led me on.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;All broken promises I won&amp;#039;t miss.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Underneath, all I know are the facts. When I look you in the eyes, all I see are the lies.&amp;quot; We&amp;#039;ll forgive that uber-obvious &amp;quot;eyes&amp;quot;-&amp;quot;lies&amp;quot; rhyme because of ALL THE HEARTBREAK. Liam didn&amp;#039;t even get her a Valentine&amp;#039;s Day present. Miley&amp;#039;s already admitted she wrote &amp;#039;Drive&amp;#039; on Valentine&amp;#039;s Day when she was supposedly still with Liam. (&amp;quot;It is about needing to leave someone but not really wanting to completely cut yourself off from the relationship. It&amp;#039;s a time when you want to leave but you can&amp;#039;t.&amp;quot;) In the song itself she says: &amp;quot;I guess I got no valentine.&amp;quot; We&amp;#039;re hoping this is some kind of grand metaphor instead of just Liam not even bothering to buy her a cursory box of chocs. Swearing. We&amp;#039;ve reached the cursing stage. &amp;#039;FU&amp;#039; is kind of self-explanatory, isn&amp;#039;t it? And if you were in any doubt about that, Miley goes: &amp;quot;I got two letters for you: One of them is F and the other one is U.&amp;quot; Oh. (Incidentally, this is probably the best song on the album, just so you know.)  More cheating (and explicitly text cheating). There are the standard &amp;quot;you broke my heart&amp;quot; exclamations that we&amp;#039;ve come to expect from Miles in &amp;#039;FU&amp;#039;, but then she really gets into things by explicitly mentioning texting. &amp;quot;I accidentally saw a few things in your cell, I even LOL&amp;#039;d, man I should&amp;#039;ve known,&amp;quot; she says. Try denying your way out of that one, Liam. (Extra points for a nod to Miley&amp;#039;s movie LOL.) It goes on, too: &amp;quot;I was over it the second that I saw her name.&amp;quot;  In case you hadn&amp;#039;t noticed, Miley&amp;#039;s totally over the whole thing. &amp;quot;You ain&amp;#039;t even worth this rhyme.&amp;quot; Miley&amp;#039;s moving on. &amp;#039;Maybe You&amp;#039;re Right&amp;#039; is basically Miley saying that she&amp;#039;s moving on even if Liam thinks she&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;lost and foolish&amp;quot;, but what does he know anyway? Apparently they&amp;#039;ve been &amp;quot;arguing about nothing&amp;quot; and Miley&amp;#039;s blaming it on his &amp;quot;mental jokes&amp;quot;. We&amp;#039;re not sure if these are just crazy jokes or jokes about Miley being mental. Whatever - Miley&amp;#039;s over it but she thinks Liam&amp;#039;s going to miss her: &amp;quot;If you ever get to the place where the sun is shining every day then I&amp;#039;ll be on your mind.&amp;quot; Well, we feel drained... What do you think? Do you agree with our evidence? Is Bangerz about Liam Hemsworth? Is Miley the new Taylor? Would you like Liam to record an album in response? Let us know below! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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