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"As the effervescent Chris on Parks and Recreation, Rob Lowe is literally one of the highlights of my TV week. He&amp;#39;s hilarious, yet the 80s heartthrob thrill never fades. Fantastic. The problem is: Rob keeps doing something that&amp;#39;s messing with the magic.\nAnd that thing is PLAYING SUPER CREEPY GUYS.\nI don&amp;#39;t know that Lifetime keeps a reservoir of money, Scrooge Duck style, hidden out back so that they can convince Rob to keep getting involved with the low-budg portrayals of famous murders. But if I find out they do, I&amp;#39;m going to set fire to it. It&amp;#39;s threatening our love.\nSeriously--when they say sometimes in relationships you have to compromise? I believe I did my part by turning the other cheek to this monstrosity.\nLike, really--I&amp;#39;m not sure there&amp;#39;s a worse and worse-looking guy in the country than Drew Peterson. I was sad when they put the bad man&amp;#39;s mustache and hair on Rob&amp;#39;s pretty, pretty face. It took months for the echoes of &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m untouchable, b*tch&amp;quot; (shout-out to Anna M for reminding me of that exquisite bit of screenwriting) to fade from my mind. Finally, I resumed my normal state of Rob contentment.\nUntil today--when I read that Rob is doubling back to Lifetime to play none other than a lawyer in the Casey Anthony trial. More murder. More gray hair! Probably some fake Nancy Grace interviews. Come on, people. I can only take so much.\nAgain, I can only imagine it&amp;#39;s large sums of money that draw our dear Rob to these parts--so I&amp;#39;ll be spending this weekend launching a Kickstarter for &amp;quot;Rob Lowe stars in Puppies, Lambs and Rainbows: The Story of Some Puppies, Lambs and Rainbows Who Live in a Magical, Peaceful Land With Rob Lowe.&amp;quot; Let&amp;#39;s get the donations going and get Rob back into good context.\nPinterestFacebookPoster done.\nWhich of your favorite stars do you hate seeing in awful roles, and which annoyed you the most?\nMore rants and raves...\nEmma Rosenblum&amp;#39;s 5 Entertainment Obsessions Right Now\nHere&amp;#39;s Why Justin Timberlake May Think Justin Bieber&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot; Video Looks Just a Tad Familiar!\nLet&amp;#39;s Snap-Judge Bachelorette Emily Maynard&amp;#39;s 25 Bachelors\nPhoto: YouTube, Wikimedia Commons"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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