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"My husband asked how he can keep his socks up, and I mentioned sock garters. I didn\u2019t actually think he would want them. Now he is obsessed with obtaining a pair. Please help me get him to reconsider."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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