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" 1.\u00A0Stealing sweets from the Pick &amp;#039;n&amp;#039; Mix.\u00A0 Because 7-year-old you didn&amp;#039;t give a toss about Woolworths&amp;#039; revenue. LOOK AT IT NOW. That&amp;#039;s on you.\u00A0  2.\u00A0Downloading music.\u00A0 Oh you&amp;#039;re upgrading to an\u00A0iPod with more memory for\u00A0those thousands of\u00A0legally purchased songs? Likely story.\u00A0  3. Lying to supermarket self service machines. Did you press &amp;#039;40p bread roll&amp;#039; when what you ACTUALLY put in your bag was a \u00A32.50 Krispy Kreme?\u00A0We&amp;#039;re onto you, you sick, sick criminal.\u00A0  4.\u00A0Streaming TV shows.\u00A0 You just couldn&amp;#039;t wait to see that next episode of Game of Thrones, could you? You absolute savage.\u00A0  5.\u00A0Singing happy birthday.\u00A0 CURVE BALL. The choon you were sang annually since birth is actually copyrighted, and any public performance of it is illegal. Your family probably owe thousands in royalties.\u00A0No wonder you were raised to live such\u00A0a life of crime.\u00A0  6.\u00A0Eating something before you&amp;#039;ve bought it at the\u00A0supermarket We saw you pop that grape in your mouth, and\u00A0eat that extra olive so you could jam the plastic lid down on the pot, Thiefy Thieferson. Go sit on the naughty step. \u00A0  7.\u00A0Using someone else&amp;#039;s WiFi\u00A0 Thought you&amp;#039;d hack the system by loitering near Starbucks for dat free WiFi? Or signed onto a randomer&amp;#039;s WiFi because they were stupid enough not to password-protect it?\u00A0Unauthorised use of any WiFi service is illegal and can carry up to two years in prison. Maybe checking Facebook can wait.\u00A0  8.\u00A0Underage drinking Does behind\u00A0that bike shed at the Year 10 disco ring a bell? Probably not, because you were\u00A0trashed on Hooch. We&amp;#039;re not angry, we&amp;#039;re just disappointed.\u00A0  9.\u00A0Using a fake name online\u00A0 According to the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, using a\u00A0fake name anywhere\u00A0online is illegal. You&amp;#039;re lucky your kOoKy Myspace name didn&amp;#039;t land you in the slammer.\u00A0  10.\u00A0Selling on eBay without declaring your $$ We&amp;#039;ve all had a wardrobe clear-out to make way for lovely new things, but how many of us big fat tax evaders\u00A0have actually declared those earnings to the tax man? Anyone? Anyone at all? Is this thing on?\u00A0  11.\u00A0Getting pissed Contrary to popular belief of anyone ever\u00A0on a UK high street past 11pm, it&amp;#039;s actually illegal to be intoxicated in a public place. Oops.\u00A0  And it&amp;#039;s as easy as THAT for perfectly nice people to become\u00A0giant criminals.\u00A0   FUCK DA POLICE!\u00A0Ooh, hi officer, didn&amp;#039;t see you there, have a fab day :)  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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