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"One week after Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men, 30 Rock&amp;apos;s Alec Baldwin has a few words of advice for the unemployed actor.\r\n&amp;quot;Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck [Lorre]. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B&amp;apos;Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it,&amp;quot; Baldwin, 52, wrote in a Huffington Post editorial published Friday.\r\n\r\nIn Baldwin&amp;apos;s blog, titled &amp;quot;Two and a Half Men Is Better Than None,&amp;quot; the 30 Rock star advised Sheen to give up his feud with CBS and wave the white flag.\r\n&amp;quot;You can&amp;apos;t win. Really. You can&amp;apos;t,&amp;quot; argues Baldwin, who says that network executives subscribe to the notion that &amp;quot;no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit.&amp;quot; Fired from the series March 7, Sheen announced plans for a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Bros. Televison and Two and a Half Men creator Lorre, demanding to be compensated for the eight cancelled episodes from the current season.\r\n\r\nAt the end of his Huffington Post piece, Baldwin -- who plays TV exec Jack Donaghy on NBC&amp;apos;s 30 Rock -- offered some succinct advice for Sheen.\r\n&amp;quot;Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it&amp;apos;s not too late,&amp;quot; Baldwin wrote. &amp;quot;This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America&amp;apos;s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nAnd referencing Sheen&amp;apos;s accusation that his Two and a Half Men costar Jon Cryer was a &amp;quot;troll&amp;quot; for not publicly lending his support, Baldwin offered a simple post script: &amp;quot;Buy Cryer a really nice car.&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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