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"Modern socks have stayed up since \u201Cmiracle fabrics\u201D were introduced about a half century ago. Garters are not coming back. They are uncomfortable and ridiculous. Tell Dagwood there are probably clubs he can join where he can wear them with like-minded individuals."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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