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"  1. Laugh. Even if it wasn&amp;#039;t funny. Taking a joke graciously is an admirable thing and the fastest way to end the embarrassment.   2. Praise your attacker&amp;#039;s skill. Admit that you got nailed. He wants to see you sweat, so it&amp;#039;ll kill him if you keep your cool.  3. Plot your revenge. It can take any form, but remember: Amateurs target frailties; professionals target egos. Puncture your attacker&amp;#039;s and you win. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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