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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's not that we miss working weekends in the offseason ... it's that we miss the fun parts of working weekends in the offseason. For example:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a still from Huntington, West Virginia's WSAZ broadcast on Friday evening, discussing the hiring of JaJuan Seider as the Mountaineers' running backs coach and captured by intrepid Twitterer @westbygod_.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;https://twitter.com/patricksouthern/status/310411269616316416&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WSAZ sports director Keith Morehouse's reaction, after the jump:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;https://twitter.com/KeithMorehouse/status/310248569443606528\nWhat Morehouse clearly means here is that it looks completely natural, at a glance, for Holgo's full and proper name to be Dana Horsewomen. In this,\u00A0Morehouse is correct.&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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