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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n1. It stars Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, and Parker Posey. On what planet does a cast like this get relegated to straight-to-video?! No world that I want to live in.\n\n2. It also stars Jane Lynch, Amber Tamblyn, and Kristin Cavallari. A trio you never thought you'd hear mentioned in the same breath. 3. Missi Pyle as Charlene, an aging party girl who refuses to leave South Padre Island. She tries to make out with a tree. It sounds crazy, but then someone did it in real life. 4. \"Honey, I'd drink gasoline if you put a lime in it.\" A Charlene quote that speaks to me more than I'd like to admit. 5. It did the Wilson Phillips thing WAY before Bridesmaids. This movie was filmed in 2006 and released in 2009, two years before Kristen Wiig blessed us with her masterpiece. Though Bridesmaids is undoubtedly amazing (and got the real Wilson Phillips to make a cameo), the interpretive dancing in the Spring Breakdown version is unparalleled.\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n6. Seth Meyers is an abbreviation-loving preppy man slowly coming to terms with his sexuality. He made up words like \"implicache\" and \"nervy break-D\" before \"probs\" was even a thing. 7. \"I wanna see some BALLLLLS!\" Who hasn't had that thought during spring break? 8. Amy Poehler in cornrows. She looks weirdly good in them. \n\n9. No, but seriously, that all-girl talent show scene is the greatest thing ever committed to film. Does anyone know where I can buy Parker Posey's caftan?10. Amy Poehler's tiny hat. It's so small and sparkly. 11. This scene where the three leads sing \"True Colors\" at a college talent show (that's totally separate from the all-girl talent show). It takes a lot of aforementioned balls to open a movie with a Cyndi Lauper musical montage. Also, to write two talent shows into one movie.12. The fact that no attempt is made to make the actresses look younger in the college flashback scenes. Just go with the thirtysomething flow.13. This dog in a graduation cap. Amy Poehler's character, Gayle, is a guide-dog trainer, but do you really care about an explanation for something this cute? \n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n14. \"Dang it,\" used as an expletive multiple times. A delightfully polite way to express your anger. 15. Because not enough movies celebrate girl bromance the way this one does. There can never be enough! \n\nRELATED ARTICLES:Find Out Just How Trashy Your Spring Break Destination IsAshley Benson Talks Rumors of a Spring Breakers Sequel12 Amazing Straight-to-Video Movies You Forgot ExistedFollow Eliza on Twitter.Photo credits: Warner Premiere; Tumblr"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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