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" What parent doesn&amp;#039;t want their kid to grow up to become the gray-haired host of a Peabody Award-winning hour long radio program? Now, you can set your own nasally-voiced tyke on the path to chin-stroking superstardom with this Ira Glass Halloween Costume. He, too, will have a blowout feature in The New York Times that reveals his salary and comes dangerously close to disclosing his exact home address. He, too, will give you countless &amp;quot;driveway moments&amp;quot; and contemplative stares into the back of a weathered bookshelf as chamomille steam rises from the handcrafted mug you picked up at the Flea in Portland many moons ago, on that one road trip wherein that particular summer truly seemed endless and life was more than just a series of fits and starts and email notifications and some days you think about just packing it all in and driving to a new life in Idaho without looking back. All you need to do is have your kid to wear this Halloween costume.  [h/t Fishbowl NY] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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