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"  &amp;quot;If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain&amp;#039;t going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you&amp;#039;re not off your arse then you ain&amp;#039;t going to keep it very long.&amp;quot; \u2013 Ray Winstone  &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ve got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.&amp;quot; \u2013 Ozzy Osbourne  &amp;quot;Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man--there&amp;#039;s your diamond in the rough.&amp;quot; \u2013 Larry David  &amp;quot;Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.&amp;quot; \u2013 Mick Jagger  &amp;quot;If you don&amp;#039;t go, you&amp;#039;ll never know. I tell that to my kids.&amp;quot; \u2013 Robert De Niro  &amp;quot;Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn&amp;#039;t do than by the ones you did do, so go explore, dream, discover.&amp;quot; \u2013 Mark Twain    &amp;quot;The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being crispy \u2013 and there&amp;#039;s lots of it \u2013 and enough brown sauce to trickle down your arm. You&amp;#039;ve not really enjoyed a bacon sandwich unless 10 minutes later you&amp;#039;re still licking your wrists.&amp;quot; \u2013 Howard Jacobson  &amp;quot;Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That&amp;#039;s what makes a marriage work.&amp;quot; \u2013 Dr Dre    &amp;quot;Never tell your wife she&amp;#039;s lousy in bed. She&amp;#039;ll go out and get a second opinion.&amp;quot; \u2013 Rodney Dangerfield  &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s the way to live \u2013 around people who care. It may be a tough ride, but something is going to come out of it.&amp;quot; \u2013 Al Pacino  &amp;quot;Life is not all high emotion. Some of the most interesting things are when it&amp;#039;s not highly emotional: little details of relationships and body language.&amp;quot; \u2013 David Attenborough  &amp;quot;Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.&amp;quot; \u2013 Benjamin Franklin    &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s tremendously important how you get on with the other sex. Your life record on that is incredibly important. You never really think about any of your other achievements.&amp;quot; \u2013 Martin Amis  &amp;quot;You can sulk and be depressed about getting older, but what&amp;#039;s worse than another birthday? Not having one.&amp;quot; \u2013 Ron Jeremy  &amp;quot;If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look a lot longer.&amp;quot; \u2013 Jack Lalanne    &amp;quot;The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry.&amp;quot; \u2013 Kris Kristofferson  &amp;quot;Sex doesn&amp;#039;t have to be with a model to be good. As a matter of fact, sometimes with the model, the actress, the &amp;#039;sexiest person in the world&amp;#039; it may be like fucking the couch. Don&amp;#039;t count out the average looking woman or even maybe the slightly unattractive woman or the really unattractive woman. There may be this swarthy little five foot two stocky woman who just has sex all over her.&amp;quot; \u2013 Billy Bob Thornton      &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t expect praise without envy \u2013 until you&amp;#039;re dead.&amp;quot; \u2013 Joan Rivers  &amp;quot;Good guys need to be a little dirty otherwise they&amp;#039;re just boring.&amp;quot; \u2013 Vincent Cassel  Learned anything?  *** MORE QUOTES:What It&amp;#039;s Really Like To Be Famous24 Quotes For Being Better With Women17 Quotes That Will Improve Your Day*** "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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