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"Ed Norton approaches his oncoming wipeout with a sh** eating grin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img vspace=\"4\" hspace=\"4\" border=\"1\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2008/04/03/media_removed_250-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Courtney Love's ex has been trying to master the art of standing on a surfboard without flying off while vacationing in Hawaii. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He might have better luck bailing on the board all together and making like 70 year-old &lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/31/nicholson-gets-it-up/\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jack&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"related\"&gt;\n&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span&gt;See Also&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;\n&lt;ul&gt;\n    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/20/white-men-cant-surf/\"&gt;White Men Can't Surf&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;\n&lt;/ul&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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