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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nOkay, so he's not the smartest dude ever, but it's hard not to swoon over Olympian Ryan Lochte's chiseled bod. (Confession: I've had a major crush on him since the 2008 games, so he can do no wrong in my eyes. I even like his \"Jeah\" catchphrase. I know. It's a problem.) Anyway! The sexy swimmer-slash-budding-clothing-designer is auctioning off a private swim lesson and lunch for two to benefit Hurricane Sandy relief. The bidding is currently at $9,500 as of this morning. (How much are kidneys going for these days? I kid, I kid. Kind of.) The auction details are pretty straightforward, but the \"rules\" for the lesson are sorta hilarious: the fine print says that the winner needs to show \"polite manners and respect for the generous donor.\" Which, I suppose, counts me out, since my main goal of the swim lesson would be to try to pants him in the pool. Don't judge. Clearly, I'd be down to bid if I had the dough, but I've gotta ask you: How much would you pay to swim with Lochte? Tell us in the comments. Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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