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"Has your once-hopeful list of qualities of your dream man started to look like this?\n~~Tall\nDark\nHandsome\nAdventurous\nSmart\nExciting~~\nA warm body.\nGreat news, then: I&amp;#39;ve found the perfect dating site for you. Settle.com is for people who are ready to meet someone. But, like, anyone.\nIt&amp;#39;s a parody, obviously. But give me another year and I might consider launching a real version of this. Also, I really want Christine&amp;#39;s cat sweater.\nOK, OK, you won&amp;#39;t die alone\u2026but you laughed at this, right?\nDo You Know Anyone Who Has &amp;quot;Settled?&amp;quot;\nShould You Settle? 25% of New Yorkers Say YES!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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