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"As someone who is a fan of vampire lit and film going all the way back to John Polidori's \"The Vampyre\" (Count Dracula's literary grandpa) and \"Nosferatu,\" I've been absolutely gutted by the ongoing sparklification of everybody's favorite supernatural parasites. Vampires don't sparkle."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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