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"Ready for a new position? Break out the poster from DirectTv - the Coucha-Sutra. They show 27 new positions you and your companion can try on the couch while keeping your eyes on the television. The positions are pretty mundane given the names of a few: the &amp;quot;jury box,&amp;quot; the &amp;quot;snake pit,&amp;quot; the &amp;quot;handful.&amp;quot; But I guess that either Deutsch, L.A. took the safe route or the client demanded the Coucha-Sutra give up any resemblance to the Kama Sutra. The ad is either destined for dorm rooms everywhere or the trash."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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