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"Keith McGuckin's channel on Funny Or Die. When I was a boy, I had just about every kind of toy a kid could want.  But none of them ever stimulated me like the wonders in my mom\u2019s girdle and bra drawer. \u201CPlaytexland\u201D - as I called it - was a place where a small boy could be a big girl, for a little while.  Every time I pulled open the drawer, my fingers trembled with excitement.  Imagine, if you..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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