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"I had the wonderful opportunity to see an advance screening of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 last night (Thanks, Maxine!). It was, without a doubt, the most confusing movie I\u2019ve ever seen in my...\n\n[\n\n](http://blog.teenvogue.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/23/pirates3.jpg) I had the wonderful opportunity to see an advance screening of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 last night (Thanks, Maxine!). It was, without a doubt, the most confusing movie I\u2019ve ever seen in my life. Pros: Johnny Depp, Keith Richards\u2019 hilarious turn as his dad, ORLANDO BLOOM (although he had, like, 3 lines), Keira Knightley\u2019s swashbuckling scenes (she has a great Braveheart moment... &amp;quot;You can take our parrots. But you cannnnooot take our freedom!&amp;quot; Ok, not really), ORLANDO BLOOM. Cons: too many double-triple-quadruple crosses to keep track of, final scene ultra-reminiscent of The Little Mermaid/Ursula (you\u2019ll see what I\u2019m talking about), and not enough Orlando Bloom. Let me know what you guys think!!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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