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"A world record-holding hacky sacker has lost his bid to extract damages from the makers of 5 Hour Energy over an advertisement for the energy drink, after a federal judge, calling the ad an \u201Cobvious joke\u201D and chiding the plaintiff for lacking a sense of humor, kicked to the curb a lawsuit alleging the ad improperly used the hacky sacker\u2019s record and implied he had relied on the energy drink to achieve his record. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://cookcountyrecord.com/stories/510662051-humorless-lawsuit-over-obvious-joke-ad-for-5-hour-energy-kicked-out-of-court>