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"It takes all kinds. There are tons of fish in the sea. Keep an open mind. That&amp;#39;s how those sayings go. But there&amp;#39;s this other saying that goes &amp;quot;Don&amp;#39;t date anyone you think is horrible or unappealing,&amp;quot; and I really like that one. So before you agree to go out with any old, uh, fish, here&amp;#39;s a list of kinds I happen to find particularly cringeworthy, personally.\nPinterestFacebook*Either I&amp;#39;m losing it, this is Jon Hamm, or Jon Hamm has a twin. Is this Dan Hamm?!*Dudes who crush beer cans with their heads.\nFor the love of Pete, dudes who have kids who have kids! (Although for older ladies, it is possible to appeal in the rare case of GILF.)\nDudes who, on dates, ever say anything along the lines of &amp;quot;I mean, what is racism/sexism, really?&amp;quot;\nDudes who want to talk about Megan Fox for more than 5 minutes--unless you just want to get laid.\nDudes who want to talk about Chris Colfer for more than 5 minutes--unless you just don&amp;#39;t want to get laid.\nDudes who yell things like &amp;quot;Hellz, yeah!&amp;quot; when your parents are around.\nDudes who say things about &amp;quot;eliminating the homeless problem&amp;quot; but not in the kind, &amp;quot;let&amp;#39;s get them homes&amp;quot; way--in the American Psycho way.\nDudes who continually reassure you &amp;quot;Don&amp;#39;t worry, my ex-wife has been great about adhering to the restraining order. Today.&amp;quot;\nDudes who respond to your breathless explanation of life goals/dreams with &amp;quot;Aw, that&amp;#39;s so cute,&amp;quot; then checks their watch.\nDudes who claim to be &amp;quot;too straight&amp;quot; to get the appeal of Ryan Gosling, because they are... robots? Seriously, what is that?\nDudes who only kind of care occasionally.\nDudes who don&amp;#39;t care at all, ever.\nDudes who would care if only you were just perfect all the time (Spoiler alert: You are, and they don&amp;#39;t, so forget them).\nDudes who are on or have been on any trashy reality show, ever. Especially, especially, Jersey Shore.\n__\nDo you guys concur or disagree with my least favorite types of guys to encounter? Got any other dudes to avoid?__\nPhoto: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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