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" How do you like your eggs, Bob Dylan, How do you like your eggs? You&amp;#039;re walking on broken legs, Bob Dylan, But you still make us beg, Bob Dylan. So how do you like your eggs?* You can&amp;#039;t look at him. If you work at one of the arenas where he plays, you&amp;#039;re not allowed to look at him when he makes his way from the bus to the stage. If you play at one of the arenas where he plays\u2014if, like Wilco&amp;#039;s Jeff Tweedy, you&amp;#039;re a fellow musician, sharing a bill\u2014then you have a decision to make, occasioned by the privilege and problem of proximity. You&amp;#039;ll be standing around and suddenly there he&amp;#039;ll be, and you have to figure out if you&amp;#039;re allowed\u2014if you allow yourself\u2014to behold Bob Dylan. * We asked Mr. Dylan&amp;#039;s representatives what he eats for breakfast. Their response: &amp;quot;Next question.&amp;quot; Tweedy didn&amp;#039;t think he was when he was traveling last summer on Dylan&amp;#039;s Americanarama tour. &amp;quot;First or second show of the tour, I was standing out in the middle of the dressing-room area\u2014you know, a bunch of trailers in a U-shape. The show was about to start for Dylan, and he came through with his dressed-to-the-nines gang. He saw me, and I figured I was just supposed to avert my eyes, because I didn&amp;#039;t think I was supposed to be where I was, standing in the way.&amp;quot;  Tweedy was about to stare at the ground when he heard Dylan say, &amp;quot;Hey, Jeff, how&amp;#039;s it going, man?&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s all he said and all he had to say. &amp;quot;It was the biggest thrill of my life,&amp;quot; Tweedy says. &amp;quot;I was like, I hope people saw that\u2014that it was real.&amp;quot; How do you sleep at night, Bob Dylan, How do you sleep at night? The morning sun&amp;#039;s so bright, Bob Dylan, Your band is still so tight, Bob Dylan. So how do you sleep at night?** Bob Dylan is either the most public private man in the world or the most private public one. He has a reputation for being silent and reclusive; he is neither. He has been giving interviews\u2014albeit contentious ones\u2014for as long as he&amp;#039;s been making music, and he&amp;#039;s been making music for more than fifty years. He&amp;#039;s seventy-two years old. He&amp;#039;s written one volume of an autobiography and is under contract to write two more. He&amp;#039;s hosted his own radio show. He exhibits his paintings and his sculpture in galleries and museums around the world. Ten years ago, he cowrote and starred in a movie, Masked and Anonymous, that was about his own masked anonymity. He is reportedly working on another studio recording, his thirty-sixth, and year after year and night after night he still gets on stage to sing songs unequaled in both their candor and circumspection. Though famous as a man who won&amp;#039;t talk, Dylan is and always has been a man who won&amp;#039;t shut up. ** We asked Mr. Dylan&amp;#039;s management about Dylan&amp;#039;s sleeping habits. The response: &amp;quot;Next question.&amp;quot; And yet he has not given in; he has preserved his mystery as assiduously as he has curated his myth, and even after a lifetime of compulsive disclosure he stands apart not just from his audience but also from those who know and love him. He is his own inner circle, a spotlit Salinger who has remained singular and inviolate while at the same time remaining in plain sight. It&amp;#039;s quite a trick. Dylan&amp;#039;s public career began at the dawn of the age of total disclosure and has continued into the dawn of the age of total surveillance; he has ended up protecting his privacy at a time when privacy itself is up for grabs. But his claim to privacy is compelling precisely because it&amp;#039;s no less enigmatic and paradoxical than any other claim he&amp;#039;s made over the years. Yes, it&amp;#039;s important to him\u2014&amp;quot;of the utmost importance, of paramount importance,&amp;quot; says his friend Ronee Blakley, the Nashville star who sang with Dylan on his Rolling Thunder tour. And yes, the importance of his privacy is the one lesson he has deigned to teach, to the extent that his friends Robbie Robertson and T Bone Burnett have absorbed it into their own lives. &amp;quot;They both have learned from him,&amp;quot; says Jonathan Taplin, who was the Band&amp;#039;s road manager and is now a professor at the University of Southern California. &amp;quot;They&amp;#039;ve learned how to keep private, and they lead very private lives. That&amp;#039;s the school of Bob Dylan\u2014the smart guys who work with him learn from him. Robbie&amp;#039;s very private. And T Bone is so private, he changes his e-mail address every three or four weeks.&amp;quot; How does Dylan do it? How does he impress upon those around him the need to protect his privacy? He doesn&amp;#039;t. They just do. That&amp;#039;s what makes his privacy Dylanesque. It&amp;#039;s not simply a matter of Dylan being private; it&amp;#039;s a matter of Dylan&amp;#039;s privacy being private\u2014of his manager saying, when you call, &amp;quot;Oh, you&amp;#039;re the guy writing about Bob Dylan&amp;#039;s privacy. How can I not help you?&amp;quot; Hey, do you eat meat, Bob Dylan, Will you eat some meat? You&amp;#039;re on the Mercy Seat, Bob Dylan. You&amp;#039;re selling &amp;quot;The Complete Bob Dylan,&amp;quot; Pledged to your own defeat, Bob Dylan, So will you eat some meat?*** It&amp;#039;s because of us, of course\u2014because of us that he practices privacy as an art, because of us that he abjures politics, because of us that he retreats from us, because of us that he no longer talks to us from the stage. &amp;quot;What the hell is there to say?&amp;quot; he has asked, adding that no matter what he says, we would want him to say more. We would want him to lead us. We would want him to tell us the meanings of his songs. We would want him to play his songs the same way every night, the same way he played them on his records. We would want him to join our causes. We would want him to deliver prophecies. We would want him to tell us about his family, and if he didn&amp;#039;t answer, we&amp;#039;d reserve the right to go through his garbage cans. *** We asked if Dylan is a vegetarian. The response: &amp;quot;Next question.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve always been appalled by people who come up to celebrities while they&amp;#039;re eating,&amp;quot; says Lynn Goldsmith, a photographer who has taken pictures of Dylan, Springsteen, and just about every other god of the rock era. &amp;quot;But with Dylan, it&amp;#039;s at an entirely different level. With everybody else, it&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;We love you, we love your work.&amp;#039; With Dylan, it&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;How does it feel to be God?&amp;#039; It&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;I named my firstborn after you.&amp;#039; In some ways, the life he lives is not the life he&amp;#039;s chosen. In some ways, the life he leads has been forced upon him because of the way the public looks upon him to be.&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s the narrative, anyway\u2014Dylan as eternal victim, Dylan as the measure of our sins. There is another narrative, however, and it&amp;#039;s that Dylan is not just the first and greatest intentional rock &amp;#039;n&amp;#039; roll poet. He&amp;#039;s also the first great rock &amp;#039;n&amp;#039; roll asshole. The poet expanded the notion of what it was possible for a song to express; the asshole shrunk the notion of what it was possible for the audience to express in response to a song. The poet expanded what it meant to be human; the asshole noted every human failing, keeping a ledger of debts never to be forgotten or forgiven. As surely as he rewrote the songbook, Dylan rewrote the relationship between performer and audience; his signature is what separates him from all his presumed peers in the rock business and all those who have followed his example. &amp;quot;I never was a performer who wanted to be one of them, part of the crowd,&amp;quot; he said, and in that sentence surely lies one of his most enduring achievements: the transformation of the crowd into an all-consuming but utterly unknowing them. &amp;quot;We played with McCartney at Bonnaroo, and the thing about McCartney is that he wants to be loved so much,&amp;quot; Jeff Tweedy says. &amp;quot;He has so much energy, he gives and gives and gives, he plays three hours, and he plays every song you want to hear. Dylan has zero fucks to give about that. And it&amp;#039;s truly inspiring. The joke on our tour was that his T-shirt should say PISSING PEOPLE OFF SINCE 1962. If you dropped people out of a vacuum from another planet and planted them in a field somewhere so that they could study us, and there&amp;#039;s a guy half-decipherably singing jump-blues songs almost in the dark, and there&amp;#039;s people watching him\u2014well, it wouldn&amp;#039;t make any sense\u2026 .&amp;quot;  It makes sense only in the terms that Dylan has established for himself: His life and his art have combined to create the oral and written parts of a continual test that most of us fail. The only way to pass is to go to the shows, for as Dylan told Rolling Stone a few years ago, &amp;quot;The only fans I know I have are the people who I&amp;#039;m looking at when I play night after night.&amp;quot; He&amp;#039;s notorious for creative disruption\u2014for rendering the old chestnuts unrecognizable\u2014but as he&amp;#039;s gotten older, so have his fans, and the test has grown more rigorous still. He&amp;#039;s not only &amp;quot;chosen not to deliver the set that his old fans would like to hear,&amp;quot; as one of his longtime promoters, John Scher, says. &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s chosen to play in a stand-up situation, which is not a situation that his older fans enjoy.&amp;quot; That is, when booking his tour, his agent prefers that the shows are to be general admission, with no seating. That is, he makes the geezers stand, as if to say, in Scher&amp;#039;s words, &amp;quot;If you can&amp;#039;t stand up, you shouldn&amp;#039;t be there.&amp;quot; It is not that Dylan is necessarily more private than McCartney or Van Morrison or Neil Young or Bono\u2014we know as little of their lives as we do of his. It is that Dylan has perfected the dynamic that makes his privacy simultaneously possible and intolerable: The poet needs the asshole. The asshole needs the audience. And when you go to a Dylan show, both the poet and the asshole have you right where they want you. How do you get your mail Bob Dylan, How do you get your mail? You&amp;#039;ve put yourself in jail, Bob Dylan, Are you still chasing tail, Bob Dylan? That&amp;#039;s been your third rail, Bob Dylan, So how do you get your mail?**** Here is a Dylan story, featuring neither poet nor asshole. Tweedy heard it from his bass player. His bass player heard it from a girl he knows. The girl lived it. She was walking down the street in Memphis, Tweedy thinks it was. &amp;quot;She looked into the basement windows of a hotel, and she saw Bob Dylan swimming in the pool with his bodyguard. She decided, &amp;#039;Let&amp;#039;s go see what happens if I say hi.&amp;#039; She walked into this hotel, and she walked over to the pool and said hi, and he took pictures with her. She said that she was a big fan and he said, &amp;#039;How many times have you come to see me?&amp;#039; She said, &amp;#039;Twenty-five.&amp;#039; And he said, &amp;#039;Oh, man, how can you take it?&amp;#039; &amp;quot; **** We asked if Dylan uses e-mail. His representatives would only say that he might. Or might not.  There are a lot of stories like this\u2014Dylan with the carapace of celebrity removed; Dylan like a girl, pretty and lonely, finally asked out by a suitor uncowed; Dylan the shy midwesterner; Dylan taking extra time to sign autographs, hesitating only when someone asks him to sign vintage vinyl, because he knows he&amp;#039;s being used; Dylan posing with the daughter of a father who&amp;#039;s waited by the wings of the stage; Dylan dutifully and graciously going about the business of fame; Dylan gratified to be finally treated as another human being. There are enough of these stories to prompt the question: Is being treated as just another human being all that Dylan wants? The answer is probably no, for Dylan is also known for staring straight ahead, stone-faced as a judge, when people approach him, until they go away.  And what makes Bob Dylan stories interesting is that the only person who can decide their outcome is Bob Dylan, so you never know how they&amp;#039;re going to go. For instance, last summer Wilco and My Morning Jacket went on tour with him. Both were led to believe that they&amp;#039;d be playing with him, but only Jim James of My Morning Jacket expected to hang out with him and, like, jam. The result, though predictable, played out like a metaphor for the vagaries of salvation: Jim James, with his expectations, had his expectations dashed; Jeff Tweedy, with his resignation, came home with stories to tell, such as the time, waiting in the wings, when Tweedy told Dylan that Mavis Staples said hello. Tweedy had produced Staples; Dylan had been friends with her since the Greenwich Village days, so he responded with one of those utterances he specializes in, gnomic and innocent, with the same surprising spin as the lines of his songs: &amp;quot;Man, tell Mavis she should have married me!&amp;quot; The question of who Dylan will or won&amp;#039;t speak to is one of the animating questions of his public life; and neither friendship nor eminence have anything to do with the answer. He is rumored not to have spoken to his pal Willie Nelson on a recent tour, and Ron Delsener, who&amp;#039;s been promoting Dylan for decades, says that when he arranged a Dylan\u2013Van Morrison tour through the UK in 1998, he eventually had to approach Dylan&amp;#039;s road manager with a plea: &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s got to talk to Van.&amp;quot; Hell, when Dylan accepted the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Obama, he wore shades and barely stuck around for the postceremony reception. There is not a person in the world who is not at his feet, and that his humanity exists as the last beating heart inside the last inner circle of celebrity is what makes his humanity perishable and perhaps beside the point. It&amp;#039;s the question people have been asking for centuries: How human does the king want to be? More specifically, how human does the king permit himself to be? It&amp;#039;s not hard to find out: All you have to do is ask him the same questions you&amp;#039;d ask any other human being, and you&amp;#039;ll get your answers soon enough. How do you do the deed, Bob Dylan, How do you do the deed? You&amp;#039;re a walking centipede, Bob Dylan, Oblivious to need, Bob Dylan. You&amp;#039;re as old as Harry Reid, Bob Dylan! So how do you do the deed?***** What do we want from Bob Dylan that he hasn&amp;#039;t given us already? The answer is axiomatic: We want that which he won&amp;#039;t give. &amp;quot;The list of stupid questions you can ask Bob Dylan is endless,&amp;quot; says John Scher, and, of course, the most stupid is the one question he has never answered: How does he live? The things we can find out about almost anyone in the world, including the president, are precisely the things we can&amp;#039;t find out about Dylan. Does Dylan use e-mail? Does he have a smartphone? Does he eat meat? Does he sleep through the night? Is he kind? &amp;quot;Oh, my God, this is Bob Dylan you&amp;#039;re talking about,&amp;quot; says someone who knows him well. &amp;quot;How can you ask these questions?&amp;quot; ***** We declined to ask about Dylan&amp;#039;s romantic life.  So this is what we know about how he lives. He has homes all over the world, one of which, a manor he owns with his brother in Scotland, is for rent. He lives primarily in Malibu, on a promontory leaning into the Pacific called Point Dume. He has a lot of land surrounded by a corrugated-metal fence, with a horse ring for relaxation and a guardhouse for vigilance. There are junked cars and large commercial shipping containers parked out front as a sort of intentional eyesore, an impediment to prying eyes. He has six children and ten grandchildren, and is said to be very proud of them. He&amp;#039;s in shape; he likes to swim and box when he&amp;#039;s on the road, and so do members of his band. He&amp;#039;s a dog guy. He wears hooded sweatshirts and either combat boots or running shoes. He wore a wig for Masked and Anonymous and kept wearing it when filming was over, at least for a time. Though there are rarely any Dylan sightings, he is not unreachable. When Ron Maxwell, the director of Gods and Generals, got it into his head to ask Dylan for an original song, his music coordinator laughed at him. But when he asked, he got a reply from Dylan&amp;#039;s management right away, and both Maxwell and his wife wound up listening to &amp;quot;Cross the Green Mountain&amp;quot; with Dylan and his band at a studio in the Valley. &amp;quot;He was there in his New Balance shoes,&amp;quot; Maxwell says. &amp;quot;He was a bit shy, I want to say. We said hi and shook hands. When they played the song back, he was looking away. I heard the whole thing, taking notes. At first I was thinking, &amp;#039;That&amp;#039;s a lot of verses.&amp;#039; Then it was finished, and I stood up and he looked at me. I said, &amp;#039;I really like it.&amp;#039; He said, &amp;#039;You do? You like it?&amp;#039; I said, &amp;#039;I more than like it\u2014are you kidding?&amp;#039; And he relaxed and all the band members relaxed. The tension left the room. They let me know they were all fans of [Maxwell&amp;#039;s first Civil War movie] Gettysburg and watched it over and over again on the bus.&amp;quot; He spends a lot of time on the bus for a string of engagements dubbed the &amp;quot;Never-Ending Tour&amp;quot; by the press but called a variety of names by Dylan, one of which is the &amp;quot;Why Do You Look at Me So Strangely Tour?&amp;quot; He rides in a star coach; his band rides in a tour bus; they stay on the ground floors of chain motels, where Dylan can smoke; they use the pool; Dylan doesn&amp;#039;t eat where members of his or other bands eat; he doesn&amp;#039;t use the dressing rooms; he goes surprisingly light on security, but his security detail is bracingly efficient getting him to and from the bus, as his bus driver is bracingly efficient getting him close to the doors. His life is often portrayed as an allergic reaction to fame; but he is a creature of fame no less than he&amp;#039;s a creature of music and art. Ask people who know him for a description of Bob Dylan outside the prerogatives of fame and the obligations of art, and they have to stop and think; there&amp;#039;s just not that much left. The best answer came from Arthur Rosato, his production manager in the mid-seventies and early eighties: &amp;quot;He lives his own life, and that&amp;#039;s it. You deal with what&amp;#039;s in front of you with him and that&amp;#039;s it. He&amp;#039;s his own person. He has opinions, but he&amp;#039;s not opinionated. He&amp;#039;s open, but he doesn&amp;#039;t broadcast a lot of stuff. I&amp;#039;ve had issues, and when you confront him, he listens. He&amp;#039;s a different kind of person, because you could say whatever you want to him. He&amp;#039;s pretty much one-on-one. In group things, he&amp;#039;ll slip into the background. No matter who the people are, he&amp;#039;s the same, and he&amp;#039;s very attentive to them. That&amp;#039;s how he gets along.&amp;quot;  That&amp;#039;s also how he keeps his privacy without having to talk about it. He knows that the people around him are loyal, and they know that if they weren&amp;#039;t loyal, they wouldn&amp;#039;t be around him. They not only know not to talk; they also wouldn&amp;#039;t think of talking. They listen, then issue their gentlemanly demurrals; when a potential source called Dylan headquarters to ask if he should comment for this story, he was not told no, but rather asked, &amp;quot;What do you think you should do?&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s an honor system, left to the participants to uphold, even when the participants are far from the inner circle. &amp;quot;I didn&amp;#039;t get any sense of how he lives,&amp;quot; Tweedy says, &amp;quot;and the sense I did get \u2026 Well, anything that I did learn, I almost feel like I&amp;#039;m betraying him to share.&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s also a system of omert\u00E0, enforced by the threat of expulsion. Those who say that Bob Dylan has never ordered them not to speak also say that if they did speak, they would never be able to work for him again. A member of a band that once opened for Dylan recently published a piece recounting how a friend of Dylan&amp;#039;s was banished from the tour for revealing that Dylan had caught a cold; in a recent interview, David Hidalgo of Los Lobos fretted that Dylan hadn&amp;#039;t called him since Hidalgo had revealed that he had been in the studio with Dylan, working on a new album. Dylan doesn&amp;#039;t say anything because he doesn&amp;#039;t have to say anything; he communicates his expectations concerning his privacy in the same way that he communicated to Jim James and Jeff Tweedy how he wanted them to come onstage and play the cover of &amp;quot;The Weight,&amp;quot; which he played in the final shows of the Americanarama tour. &amp;quot;We played that song in a different key every night,&amp;quot; Tweedy says. &amp;quot;It was never in the same key. The tour manager would say, &amp;#039;It&amp;#039;s in A flat tonight.&amp;#039; Or we&amp;#039;d already be out onstage, and we&amp;#039;d talk to Tony Garnier, the bass player, and somehow ask him which key and he&amp;#039;d say, &amp;#039;A flat.&amp;#039; And that&amp;#039;s in front of a lot of people. But Dylan never told us. I think he likes putting himself and his band into a corner, to see if they can play their way out.&amp;quot; What kind of car do you drive, Bob Dylan, What kind of car do you drive? You&amp;#039;re good at staying alive, Bob Dylan. But the bee dies in the hive, Bob Dylan. So what kind of car do you drive?****** It sounds lonely being Bob Dylan, because Bob Dylan likes being around other Bob Dylans, and there are not many other Bob Dylans around. He had to become Bob Dylan, after all, and the ceaseless force of that becoming has been what has given life to his music for as long as he&amp;#039;s been making it. Who else is like Bob Dylan? Any human being growing old finds himself in a depopulated world, but Dylan&amp;#039;s world was depopulated to begin with\u2014he has remarked that when he was growing up, he felt like he&amp;#039;d been born in the wrong place, to &amp;quot;the wrong parents.&amp;quot; The people who know him say they like him, and that he laughs and cries like any other man. But they never say that he&amp;#039;s like any other man. And so his community is a community of saints: He loved George Harrison; of course he did\u2014George was a Beatle. George stayed in Dylan&amp;#039;s house when George went to L. A. to get experimental treatment for his cancer; but then George died. Dylan also loved Jerry Garcia. And when Jerry died, an addict rather than a seer, Dylan went to the funeral and on his way out told Jerry&amp;#039;s advisor, John Scher, &amp;quot;That man back there is the only one who knew what it&amp;#039;s like to be me.&amp;quot; ****** We asked what car Dylan drives. The response: &amp;quot;Next question.&amp;quot;  There is nothing about his life that has not been foretold in his songs. He is an old man now; believing, he says, in &amp;quot;a God of time and space,&amp;quot; he sings almost exclusively of memory and loss. Oh, sure, he might be singing about the Duquesne whistle in one song and about a woman named Nettie Moore in another, but those are all just MacGuffins\u2014they all just allow him to sing about his own comic persistence and the fulfillment of his own strange fate. Who&amp;#039;s that on the bus, Bob Dylan, Who&amp;#039;s that on the bus? It sure ain&amp;#039;t one of us, Bob Dylan. You&amp;#039;ve never had no trust, Bob Dylan. Your sleep never rusts, Bob Dylan. You&amp;#039;ll never slake our lusts, Bob Dylan. But who&amp;#039;s gonna carve your bust, Bob Dylan, If not one of us?******* A few years ago, he was picked up by the police in Long Branch, New Jersey, for the crime of walking in the rain, dressed in sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt, and peering into the window of a home for sale in a dodgy neighborhood. The news was greeted with a lot of predictable headlines\u2014NO DIRECTION HOME, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, etc. But here&amp;#039;s the obvious question, asked by a friend of his: &amp;quot;Do you really think that&amp;#039;s the first time that he&amp;#039;s done that? He does a lot of walking no one would expect. He&amp;#039;ll walk through neighborhoods undetected and talk to people on their front porches. It&amp;#039;s the only freedom Bob Dylan has\u2014the freedom to move around mysteriously.&amp;quot; ******* This is a rhetorical question. People say that a lot about Dylan: His privacy is all he has. It&amp;#039;s an odd thing to say. It assumes he&amp;#039;s powerless and needs to be protected. But Bob Dylan has never been powerless. Even when his songs stood up for the powerless, he was always pioneering new ways to use the power of his fame, of which the two-way mirror of his privacy is the ultimate expression. Yes, it&amp;#039;s cool when Ron Delsener says, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve seen Dylan walk down Seventh Avenue in a cowboy hat and nobody recognize him. I&amp;#039;ve seen him eat at a diner and nobody come over to him&amp;quot;\u2014it makes you think that Dylan is out among us, invisible now, with no secrets to conceal, and that at any time we might turn around and see him. But we never do; nobody ever does, even where he lives. What a woman who works the tunnel between the buses and the backstage area at an arena outside of Atlanta remembers about Dylan is not that she saw him; what she remembers is &amp;quot;I was not allowed to look at him.&amp;quot; He was, of course, on his way to the stage when he passed her averted eyes\u2014on his way to be looked at and listened to. It sounds like a paradox typical of Bob Dylan, worthy of Bob Dylan, but it&amp;#039;s really pretty straightforward as an exercise of star power. The crossed relationship between Bob Dylan and his audience is the most enduring one in all of rock &amp;#039;n&amp;#039; roll, and it keeps going\u2014and will keep going to the last breath\u2014because from the start he laid down a simple and impossible rule: We don&amp;#039;t go to see Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan goes to see us. Published in the February 2014 issue "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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