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"  That&amp;#039;s not a gun; it&amp;#039;s a pop-tart. A 7-year-old boy found himself on the wrong side of the law last week when he did what little boys do: played with his food, and then showed it off:   The pastry &amp;quot;gun&amp;quot; was a rectangular strawberry-filled bar, akin to a Pop-Tart, that the second-grader had tried to nibble into the shape of a mountain Friday morning, but then found it looked more like a gun, said his father, William &amp;quot;B.J.&amp;quot; Welch. Welch said an assistant principal at Park Elementary School told him that his son pointed the pastry at a classmate \u2014 though the child maintains he pointed it at the ceiling. &amp;quot;In my eyes, it&amp;#039;s irrelevant; I don&amp;#039;t care who he pointed it at,&amp;quot; Welch said. &amp;quot;It was harmless. It was a danish.&amp;quot;  Nonetheless, the boy was suspended for two days. And so we must ask, Is firearm food more dangerous than, say, a six-year-old making finger pistols? Nope. It&amp;#039;s the same: Completely harmless, if not far more creative. So everyone calm down and go have a well-balanced breakfast. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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