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" Look, we love The Mountain. He is a fascinatingly massive man who seems incredibly nice, which he doesn&amp;#039;t have to be on account of his massivity. He is on Game of Thrones, a very good show. He has a tiny dog. He consumes like 10,000 calories a day. He can carry tons of fridges.  But we&amp;#039;ve got to be honest about this. Isn&amp;#039;t this kind of a weak cannonball?           BOMB! @andrireyr A video posted by Haf\u00FE\u00F3r J\u00FAl\u00EDus Bj\u00F6rnsson (@thorbjornsson) on Aug 18, 2016 at 4:38am PDT     It&amp;#039;s not weak for most people. Most people would be satisfied with this splash. But weren&amp;#039;t you expecting, when this giant man jumped in the pool clutching his knees\u2014at the same time as his friend, no less\u2014that it would be some sort of seismic event? Wouldn&amp;#039;t the splash at least hit the wooden deck? Isn&amp;#039;t this more of an Olympic dive splash than a Mountainous cannonball?  We&amp;#039;re not saying the Mountain could learn from this kid, but this kid is not fucking around:           Hangover hit me like A video posted by Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on Aug 14, 2016 at 6:20am PDT     Ed. Note: We could not determine whether Belly Flop Kid and Mac and Cheese Kid are the same person. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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