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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Mustard Minute: Let Beer Guide You&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Another edition of Monday Night Football is set for tonight with the Lions facing off against the Seahawks in Seattle. Tiffany Oshinsky is here to help you decide who to root for using the highly scientific method of drinking a bunch of beer.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Monday Jobs Report&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joe Philbin&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Matt Williams&lt;/strong&gt; are having a terrible start to the week as they were fired earlier Monday, with the Nationals also letting all of Williams's staff go. The Dolphins were kind enough to give Philbin a ride back from London before handing him his walking papers. I suggest the disposed coaches spend the rest of the day curled up with&amp;nbsp;some classic Garfield.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Stephen A. Smith Declares War on Kevin Durant&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is a quick recap of this feud: &lt;strong&gt;Stephen A. Smith&lt;/strong&gt; reported &lt;strong&gt;Kevin Durant &lt;/strong&gt;was leaning towards going to Los Angeles if he left the Thunder this off-season. Kevin Durant said Smith has never talked to anyone in his inner circle, and the ESPN talking head responded with an epic rant on First Take.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;MLB Postmortem&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;With MLB's regular season over, you can look at FanGraphs's&amp;nbsp;playoff expectancy charts and find the exact moment when your team\u2019s postseason hopes became a pipe dream. If you are lucky enough to be rooting for a playoff team, you can check out SI\u2019s&amp;nbsp;look at&amp;nbsp;the biggest question marks among the&amp;nbsp;American and National League\u2019s remaining teams\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Lovely Lady of the Day&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong &gt;Leighton Meester&lt;/strong&gt; of&amp;nbsp;&lt;em &gt;Gossip Girl&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;fame is Monday P.M.\u2019s Lovely Lady.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Babe Ruth Autograph Scam Busted&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u200BMississippi police have apprehended&amp;nbsp;a baseball memorabilia&amp;nbsp;Bonnie and Clyde, who spent the summer selling forged &lt;strong&gt;Babe Ruth&lt;/strong&gt; baseballs across the south.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Ohio State Will Never Stop Recruiting LeBron&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Dee Gordon's Old Phone Number is Blowing Up&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;This Looks Gross, But I Would Eat It&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Odds &amp; Ends&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CC Sabathia&lt;/strong&gt; is missing the postseason for rehab ...A look behind LeBron\u2019s craziest shoe yet&amp;nbsp;... LSU and Florida will have a night game at Death Valley ... Bills tailgating scene is getting dangerous ... &lt;strong&gt;Urban Meyer&lt;/strong&gt;\u2019s wife and daughter taking on trolls&amp;nbsp;... &lt;strong&gt;Donald Trump&lt;/strong&gt; is fine with Redskins name&amp;nbsp;... &amp;nbsp;Stare at this fried chicken gallery until it is time to eat again .. Adidas releasing animal inspired baseball cleats&amp;nbsp;.. Stop the Pizza Rat Industrial Complex ... Florida Senate candidate drinks goat\u2019s blood\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Westbrook Unleashes the Power&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Think Of The Time It Took To Make This&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;NBA Rookies Love Ed Sheeran&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;A Beautiful Love Song&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This ended up in my Twitter timeline today and it has not left my head for one second since.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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