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"Being a by-product of poor genetics, I have been sentenced to wear glasses from a very young age.  Although some may find this \u201Ccute\u201D or \u201Cnerdy\u201D I can assure you, it\u2019s all of the above and none of the above at the same time with just the slightest twinge of cinnamon to it.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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