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"  The most important thing is not to try too hard. If you talk honestly for long enough, you will probably say something funny. Oh -- but one thing. If any of the following happens to be your honest opinion, don&amp;#039;t share it: \u2022 Jon Stewart, now he should run for president \u2022 Oh, my God, I was such a nerd in high school \u2022 Saturday Night Live is not as good as it used to be \u2022 You know who I love and I&amp;#039;m not embarrassed to admit it? Justin Timberlake. These are not funny-true; these opinions are so prevalent that your funny girl already thought of them long ago, and they will force her to fake laugh/fake find you interesting. The thing is, it&amp;#039;s not all about you. She&amp;#039;s working her ass off trying to make you laugh. If you laugh enough, it will create a general atmosphere of mirth. She&amp;#039;ll have this feeling, like, Oh, there is chuckling happening here. Is it you? Is it me? Who knows! I&amp;#039;m totally gonna have sex with this guy. I guarantee the next day she&amp;#039;ll describe you to her friends as this really funny guy. We funny girls are kind of easy to manipulate in this way. Really, a funny girl wants what other girls want: for you to think she&amp;#039;s hot. Also, we are insecure. All I can think about now is why you didn&amp;#039;t ask me, &amp;quot;How do we impress a hot girl?&amp;quot; Mindy Kalish, 28, is an actress-writer, on NBC&amp;#039;s The Office. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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