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" We&amp;#039;re flabbergasted. Absolutely flabbergasted at what we saw on our favourite Danish TV show, Sail To Distant Shores recently (what do you mean you&amp;#039;ve never heard of it?). During an episode of the show, which, we assume, is all about people sailing to distant shores, viewers were treated to more than just a few ropes, poop decks and other boaty-type stuff \u2013 they got an eyeful of\u00A0penis! Just as the show&amp;#039;s star, Mikkel Beha Erichsen, sat\u00A0down to an idyllic family lunch, eagled-eyed folk spotted what looked a hell of a lot like one of his son&amp;#039;s own personal flagpoles hanging out of his shorts.  (Surely there&amp;#039;s a joke about seamen here somewhere\u2026) But after Danish journalist Anders Breinholt had a long, hard look (it&amp;#039;s a tough job, but someone&amp;#039;s gotta do it) for himself, he discovered it wasn&amp;#039;t in fact a peen, but just the guy&amp;#039;s foot. BORING! In a clip shared on YouTube Anders jokes about the incident, and advises people to be careful about what they choose to wear on TV.        He says; &amp;quot;If you are the type that wears loose shorts then remember to think how they fit when you sit down on a table, possibly on a boat, if you&amp;#039;re out sailing. &amp;quot;This is from the TV programme Penis To Distant Shores no its called Sail To Distant Shores. He adds that Mikkel&amp;#039;s son Emil and his brother have become hits with the ladies because of the TV show, and now they are back in Denmark, this &amp;quot;even though its only his foot&amp;quot; will make him more popular. Let&amp;#039;s just say we&amp;#039;ll definitely be tuning into next week&amp;#039;s Penis To Dista\u2026 GODDAMN IT! We mean Sail. Sail To Distant Shores. Follow Anna on\u00A0Twitter. Like this? Come and check us out on\u00A0Snapchat Discover.\u00A0 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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