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"One of the best things about bars is also one of the worst: you never know who you're going to meet. For every Cute Girl Who Seems to Legitimately Laugh at All Your Jokes (who may or may not be the grown-up equivalent of the Summer camp gf from Canada), there are plenty of people the bar could do without: the ones who ruin everything from the simple ordering of a drink, to your entire night.\n\nSo you should peruse this comprehensive list of every watering hole's worst inhabitants, realize you know every single one of them already, then make sure you're not The Lurker.\n\nThe Guy Looking For a Fight\nYes, I did bump into you. I'm sorry, but there are 300 people jockeying for space. No, I don\u2019t want to take this outside, I just genuinely think that Affliction shirt is stylish.\n\nThe Drink Over-Orderer\n\"Complex syrup\" isn't even a thing.\n\nThe Guy Reading an Extremely Thick Paperback Novel Who Is Seemingly Surprised Other People Are Talking Near Him\nEveryone is extremely impressed that you can keep re-reading Ken Follett's surprisingly graphic sex scenes.\n\nThe Match.com Date\nThe awkwardness is palpable.\n\nThe OK Cupid Date\nThe awkwardness is palpable but they\u2019re probably gonna have sex anyway.\n\nThe Girl Waiting for Her Tinder Date\nThe awkwardness is about to be palpable any minute once this dude gets done with his other Tinder date. Definitely having sex though.\n\nThe Bachelor Party\nWhy aren\u2019t you in Vegas, you poors?\n\nThe Bachelorette Party\nWhy aren't you in Vegas, you... whoa, did that girl just show her boobs?\n\nThe Juke Box Overuser\nStop pumping in $20s just to play Jars of Clay's entire discography.\n\nThe Lurker\nIs he even here with anyone? He hasn\u2019t spoken in 45mins. Check his shoes for skirt mirrors.\n\nThe Girl Who Insists on Ordering Mojitos in an Extremely Crowded Beer Bar\nAlso, it's January, honey.\n\nThe Guy Who Hits on Every Girl at the Bar Strictly Because, Statistically Speaking, Eventually the Odds Will Start to Favor One of Them Saying Yes\nEven if he usually doesn't get past, \"Hey, girl\"."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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