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"To the tune of Billy Joel's \"We Didn't Start The Fire\", a capsule summary of J.R.R. Tolkien's epic trilogy and the prequel with Jar Jar Binks using the magic of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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