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" I&amp;#039;m not sure, but I think I had my first official mood swing today. I regularly check in with my Hunky Husband to make sure that I&amp;#039;m not, without being aware of it, turning into a raving bi-atch. He assures me that I&amp;#039;m not. But then, he wasn&amp;#039;t home today when I hurled the phone. (Onto the bed, where it wouldn&amp;#039;t break\u2014I&amp;#039;m not totally nuts.) Here&amp;#039;s what happened: I spent two hours today not showering while I waited for the cable guy to return after checking something in his truck (he never did). During the waiting period, I received my grocery delivery. (Did I ever mention that I&amp;#039;m the laziest person on the planet? Oh yeah. I order my groceries online and have them delivered so I don&amp;#039;t have to schlep them home from the store. I did this long before I was pregnant and had an excuse not to carry heavy things.) One of the items I had ordered was Orville Redenbacher Natural Light microwave popcorn. The store had called to say that they didn&amp;#039;t have the 3-pack; should they send the 6-pack? And I said, &amp;quot;as long as it&amp;#039;s Natural Light, yes.&amp;quot; When I unpacked the groceries, I saw that they&amp;#039;d sent the Light Butter microwave popcorn\u2014not AT ALL the same thing as Natural Light. I was, I&amp;#039;m embarrassed to say, furious. &amp;quot;How COULD she send this crap?!&amp;quot; I said to myself, storming around the kitchen. &amp;quot;I CLEARLY told her it had to be NA-TU-RAL LIGHT. Stupid, stupid (expletive deleted).&amp;quot; I called the store and somehow, calmly managed to explain the situation and demand a refund. The store, of course, told me that they would send someone over to pick up the problem popcorn and deliver my refund. So now I had to wait AGAIN for someone to show up at my door. That&amp;#039;s when I threw the phone. And screamed into a pillow. Then I calmed down and watched Law &amp;amp;amp; Order reruns until the delivery guy arrived. You tell me: temporary hormonal insanity or just good old-fashioned whatever-happened-to-customer-service pissed off? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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