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"The author is wondering why FoxNews.com reads like TheOnion.com. Hilarious headlines abound!\nThings not to do if considering running for elected office: Confess on camera to being a witch and giving SNL a reason to stay on the air; pose in photographs dressed as a Nazi; question capitalism or electioneering; write a political column that mocks everyone. Indeed, this has been a week of toxic triumphs for those needing delousing."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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