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"Hailed as a working class hero, we all secretly (or not so secretly) want to emulate Steven Slater in his daring escape into freedom, and now we can with the Slip Quit. A personal airport slide, it is essentially a mini replica of the one involved in the infamous JetBlue incident. Of course, it&amp;#039;s not real. But I&amp;#039;m sure you wish the Slip Quit was. I mean, not only is the Slip Quit good for quitting with a bang, it also &amp;quot;great for: last minute jiltings, escaping boring parties, avoiding awkward conversations and gastrointestinal emergencies,&amp;quot; according to the advertisement."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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