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"FacebookPinterestThursday Jeopardy.jpg \n\nOk, we\u2019re just going to turn this one straight over to contestant/commentator/poet Lizzie O\u2019Leary of CNN, whose stream-of-consciousness recap was too joyful and too spot-on to mess with. (Especially her egesis on Lewis Black.) And away she goes:\n\n Lincoln! Trebek opened referencing our favorite statue! Maybe he is reading our recaps?\n\nApparently everyone skipped the 90s. Guys: Sheryl Crow.\n\nLewis Black does not seem spry to the buzzer.\n\nHmm. I feel like the Lack of a Lady in this episode has left us a bit stilted.\n\n&amp;quot;I\u2019m a recovering stutterer myself.&amp;quot; \u2014Clarence Page, on a game show that requires answering quickly and under pressure. I am now on Team Page.\n\nAlso I cannot get the image of Chuck Todd\u2019s Goatee on Everyone out of my head. Damn you, Buzzfeed.\n\nEveryone blows the Tumi bag question. &amp;quot;It\u2019s a garment bag.&amp;quot; Trebek is thinking: &amp;quot;Seriously? None of these clowns saw Up In the Air?&amp;quot;\n\nORRIN HATCH SINGING REFERENCE.\n\nChuck has good buzzer refles\n\n&amp;quot;I can\u2019t tell if Lewis is ready or not.&amp;quot; \u2014Trebek. I agree. This is the mystery and appeal of Lewis Black. Is it restraint? A disaffected worldview? Pathos? Might he just spontaneously weep?\n\nI may be Team Black now.\n\nTHE MUSTACHE OF JUSTICE. Oh god I\u2019m falling off the couch with laughter.\n\nChuck is apparently gonna DAILY RUNDOWN this game (see what I did there?).\n\nLewis: &amp;quot;If my mother\u2019s here, she\u2019s not happy.&amp;quot; But could anyone in the Black family be happy? Is he happy? I don\u2019t know. I suspect he reads a lot of Camus.\n\nOkay guys you have to move quickly to the next question! There is no time out! No celebrating! Move on!\n\nMy vote is Kentucky Derby.\n\nOh Lewis. Please don\u2019t cry.\n\nOur Pulitzer prize winner needed to be a bit more specific with his answers.\n\nEFF YEAH. Kentucky Derby. Sigh. It\u2019s a lot easier from the couch at home, as opposed to totally choking on tv.\n\n[Editor\u2019s Note: Chuck Todd was the night\u2019s winner. Because of course he was.]\n\n Read more on Death Race 2012\n\nRev. Wright Returns? A G(Chat)Q&amp;amp;A with Sam Youngman\n\nHunger Reads: Exaggerated Political Journalism? and Mitt Romney\u2019s Etch-A-Sketch Plans...True or False?\n\nGreat Moments in Political Ad Storyboarding\n\nFollow Reid Cherlin on Twitter for more updates from the campaign trail."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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