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" Thanks to Ted and its sequel, opening today, we know what Snuggle the Bear would sound like as a crass, bong-smoking cashier who trespasses at both Fenway Park and the home of Tom Brady. In the opening scene of Ted 2, the titular teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) marries Tami-Lynn McCafferty (Jessica Barth), a gum-chewing gal open to interspecies union. On the eve of Ted 2&amp;#039;s NYC premiere, Esquire.com asked Barth, 36, about her very worst date, drinking games, and lashing out at Morgan Freeman.  In Ted 2, not only do you have a bigger part, you also get billed before Morgan Freeman.  Yes! That was insane. He&amp;#039;s legitimately in the movie\u2014not a cameo but in multiple scenes. Did you meet him? I did. That role was a role that was cast a little bit later, so we didn&amp;#039;t know who was gonna play it. And when I found out it was Morgan Freeman, I was like, &amp;quot;Are you kidding me?&amp;quot; When he came on set, luckily the first day all I had to do was sit in court and watch him. So both Amanada [Seyfried] and I were just pinching ourselves. There was one point where I was watching him and trying to take a picture, and I was like, &amp;quot;Mark, you&amp;#039;re in my way,&amp;quot; [laughs]. It&amp;#039;s crazy. Like in what world am I living in that I&amp;#039;d ask Mark Wahlberg to move out of the way? And then when I did meet [Freeman] he was so great. I actually got to act with him too. It&amp;#039;s not in the final cut, it&amp;#039;s a deleted scene, but in the hospital there was a whole thing\u2014I had to say crazy things to him. Like what? We&amp;#039;re upset with him. I had to curse him out. You cursed out Morgan Freeman? I did! And it was awful [laughs]! I basically was like, &amp;quot;What the fuck are you doing here, motherfucker? Where the fuck have you been?&amp;quot; And I had to say that to him over and over and over again. That&amp;#039;s not what you want to say to Morgan Freeman [laughs].         Domestic Press Tour in London with this lovely lady! #E! #Ted2 #tedlynn @mariamenounos A photo posted by @iamjessicabarth on Jun 12, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT     Of course not. I know this movie takes imaginative leaps, but you&amp;#039;ve got to explain Tami-Lynn&amp;#039;s attractive to Ted. I don&amp;#039;t see it. You don&amp;#039;t see it? No. You didn&amp;#039;t see it in the movie? I just don&amp;#039;t know what woman would say, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m down to be married to a teddy bear for the rest of my life.&amp;quot; Well, I think that, first of all, so many guys get so far with just being funny. That&amp;#039;s number one. It doesn&amp;#039;t really matter what you look like, as long as you can make a girl laugh, it will take you really far. Number two, I think Ted is loyal. He really loves his friends, he really loves Tami-Lynn. And yet they really go at it. Just as much as he gives her, she gives back. And that&amp;#039;s what I loved about her\u2014she doesn&amp;#039;t take shit from him. If he calls her a whore, he&amp;#039;s going to get a frying pan thrown at his head [laughs]. That&amp;#039;s how they behave. A lot of people have that kind of personality, but underneath it, there&amp;#039;s a love and a loyalty, and I think that&amp;#039;s what keeps them together. How did you meet your fianc\u00E9? I met him through mutual friends, and I actually knew his father. I used to teach Pilates and his father was a client of mine and then he became a client. We became really great friends and our friendship grew. How did you and your castmates spend your downtime on the set? It was really familiar and a really comfortable atmosphere. Amanda [Seyfried] and I hung out. There was a prank with Mark and Amanda\u2014I won&amp;#039;t mess with Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg kidnapped Amanda&amp;#039;s dog. She was really upset.         #tedheads @chefvikkik @jessicabarth22 A photo posted by Amanda Seyfried (@mingey) on Aug 12, 2014 at 8:56am PDT             Having a red moment with @Playboy #fullyclothed #ted2 #GirlPower #tedandtamilynn #juneissue #playboy #nolaughingaloud #bahahaha A photo posted by @iamjessicabarth on May 21, 2015 at 7:52pm PDT     Oh man. What would be surprising for people to learn about you? I am really great at drinking games. That&amp;#039;s what we did in my family. My cousin Angel is probably the queen of drinking games, and I&amp;#039;m right under her. She&amp;#039;s my older cousin so she taught me the ropes early and we played robo-pounds, which is quarters in the shot glasses, and you race each other and you take the quarter and you get it into the shot glass and then whoever gets to the middle first, the other person has to pound a beer [laughs]. Any drinking games men must know? [Laughs] I think it&amp;#039;s hotter when girls say they play drinking games. But if you&amp;#039;re able to be competitive and not be a poor sport\u2014that&amp;#039;s the worst thing in the world. I went on this horrible date one time. We had the greatest chemistry over like Facebook or something\u2014maybe it was MySpace. I was so excited for it. And then we went on this date to this place where you could play softball and miniature golf and do all of these things\u2014I love all of that. We start off with the miniature golf, and I won. Each game, I was winning, and he was not having it. And I&amp;#039;m like, &amp;quot;Alright, we need to go.&amp;quot; So as we&amp;#039;re leaving, we pass the batting cages, and he&amp;#039;s like, &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s try that.&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;m like, &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s just go.&amp;quot; And he&amp;#039;s like, &amp;quot;No I really want to try that.&amp;quot; We get in, and I&amp;#039;m hitting the ball\u2014not even trying\u2014and then he gets up there, he&amp;#039;s missing like every single ball. He threw the bat, walked out, didn&amp;#039;t talk to me while we walked to the car, I was afraid he was going to leave me there. We get in the car, he doesn&amp;#039;t say one word to me, he drops me off, I open the door, and I never, ever talk to him again [laughs].         I now have something to brag about when I&amp;#039;m 80&#128074; Thank you for such a fun shoot @playboy @joshreed @saracranhammakeup A photo posted by @iamjessicabarth on May 21, 2015 at 10:56pm PDT     And you couldn&amp;#039;t have cared less about his skill level at these games\u2014he just handled it so poorly. Yes. If you&amp;#039;re gonna lose, make fun of yourself or be okay with it. Don&amp;#039;t be a poor sport, it just ruins the moment [laughs]. What are you working on next? I just finished a horror film. It&amp;#039;s an exorcist film called Tell Me Your Name. I wanted to play something completely different from Tami-Lynn. This seemed like the perfect opportunity to do that. I love horror films. That&amp;#039;s going to come out next year.  Are you the person scaring or getting scared? I am the person getting scared [laughs]. I had to scream and cry and scream and cry. I lost my voice.         Thank you for my Canadian introduction @TheBiancaT @sharpmagazine #Ted2 #tedlynn #june26 A photo posted by @iamjessicabarth on Jun 1, 2015 at 8:15am PDT     "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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