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" In anticipation of The Osbournes: Loud and Dangerous on Fox, we asked actress/musician Kelly Osbourne to share the parental wisdom she remembers most: 1.&amp;quot;If they don&amp;#039;t leave you alone, tell them that your dad is going to come to school and bite their heads off.&amp;quot; That was my mum&amp;#039;s advice for when people bullied me. It didn&amp;#039;t work. 2.&amp;quot;Never sleep with your knickers on because you need to let your body breathe.&amp;quot; Hearing that from my mum as a child made me think that my vagina actually &amp;quot;breathed&amp;quot; and frightened me so much that to this day I never sleep without knickers on. 3.&amp;quot;Never take sexy pictures of yourself, write steamy love letters, or make a sex tape.&amp;quot; My mother taught me this years before sex tapes became a Hollywood trend. 4. &amp;quot;Never go number two on a tour bus.&amp;quot; As kids on tour with my dad, he told us that all your waste goes into a tank that doesn&amp;#039;t get emptied often. I once experienced what happens when someone does go number two: The smell came out of the air vents, and to this day we still call the unknown pooer the Mystery Log Rider. I know you&amp;#039;re out there somewhere. 5. &amp;quot;Take all our luxuries away, and at the end of the day, all we have is each other.&amp;quot; You never know what is going to happen. But I do know I&amp;#039;ll always have my family. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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