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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tracking the zeitgeist of college football\u2019s fourth weekend through social media:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How about ULM's two biggest fans tonight - Willie (Duck Dynasty) and SBC commish - go Warhawks twitter.com/kbcommish/stat\u2026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 karl benson (@kbcommish) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;House of Pain, color-out attendance, weeknight kick, no running backs... OMG Monroe deep fried the MAC.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everyone in ESPN's opening sequence at UL-Monroe looks like they have rabies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I keep wishing Monroe was the War Hogs instead of Warhawks. Can't you just see a pig on sidelines w a suit of armor riding a horse? Sigh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;THERE'S A PICTURE OF A GIRL DEMONSTRATING A TORNADO IN A BOTTLE IN MONROE'S GRADUATE CATALOG.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reminder: We just watched a half of that involved five different guys throwing the ball.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 David Ubben (@davidubben) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Funroe Doctrine prohibits the playing of defense&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's okay, Baylor's defense will adjust and shut down UL-M. You know, b/c that's what Baylor's defense is known for.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Plan on doing the SEC chant when ULM beats Baylor. War Hawks are our hottest team, y'all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;YOU BETTER WARHAWKOGNIZE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If ESPN wanted to re-arrange its weeknight schedule to include ULM the rest of the season, I would approve. Agree?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Pete Thamel(@SIPeteThamel) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@joshuabblack @nastinchka @edsbs @scrogadIf John L Smith is America, then Arkansas over the last six months is the human condition.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Eric Miller (@milleer1984) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOTS OF EMPTY SEATS IN GAINESVILLE. MOVE THE GATORS TO LA!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are quickly learning that Dana Holgorsen can coach, and he can play pai gow online, but not at the same time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;South stands is so empty the glare of the sun off of the stands could be a factor for the QBs today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Tony Gerdeman (@GerdOzone) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bo Wallace looked ready to make that block, remembered it was Tulane and thought, \"Protect the shoulder.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Hugh Kellenberger (@HKellenbergerCL) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Say this for Morgan Newton: He throws terrible passes with AUTHORITY.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BREAKING NEWS: Geno Smith threw an incompletion. He's now in the double digits on the season. Washed up?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 David Ubben (@davidubben) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As someone with a low sweat threshold, I feel for Will Muschamp, who always looks like someone just threw a cup of water in his face.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also, Will Muschamp always looks like he doesn't know what he just said to deserve getting a cup of water thrown in his face.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh Muschamp. Girl you sweaty.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tavon Austin goes out of bounds with a certain \u00E9lan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Right now $7.8 million worth of #B1G coaches are losing to $800,000 worth of MAC/CUSA coaches.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Mark Hasty (@MarkHasty) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is like watching two clowns try surgery.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Janie C. (@itsjaniec) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Admit it: Ohio State's exotic new punt formation that allowed all 11 UAB players &amp;amp; half their bench to block the punt was hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Iowa walk-on fullback storms running back heaven, beheads AIRBHG, hands flaming skull to ref like he's been there before&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BIBFOTOOKLG (Benevolent Iowa Blowing Football Off Tee On Onside Kick Loving God)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Voodoo Five (@usfvoodoo5) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wisconsin piling on late vs UTEP, gonna move up five spots in the Coaches Poll at least.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Based on my reading of the Terps sideline, they are about to run Peekaboo Nosetouch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Man, Locksley's guys just couldn't ... Punch it in there. #yeeeeeaaaahhh&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly (@Nastinchka) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;'coach holgorsen i can't really repeat what he said' god willing that is probably true all the time fox bro&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ferentz for Congress 2014.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you don't follow these things closely, CMU isn't considered 1 of \"good\" MAC teams. But, hey, maybe that'll change. So buck up, Hawks&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is why there is no Big Ten chant.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When Missouri gets tired of these uniforms they can sell them to Wyoming &amp;amp; just draw a hat and mustache on the tiger.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hell of an engineerRT @chrisyandle On ensuing kickoff Georgia Tech returner in the end zone, but puts hand in field of play while kneeling&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly (@Nastinchka) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Colorado/Wazzu... My God, FX just show I, Robot or something.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lane Kiffin walked away from scoreboard @lindseythiry: #USC C Khaled Holmes just announced on videoboard in Coliseum as the STARTER.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please exit. You are suspended. RT @insidetroy: #USC kicker Andre Heidari is kicking field goals off a tee during pregame warmups&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Colorado blocked that like a screen. It wasn't a screen. Jordan Webb got sacked by like five guys&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Michigan missed out by not locating and naming the directional schools things like Univ. of the Upper Peninsula or Univ. of the Thumb.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 John Infante (@John_Infante) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Skip Holtz out to walk into the AD's office and say, 'Dude, this one's on you. At Muncie? Are you kidding me!\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oregon State overcomes its competitive disadvantage of open practices and talking about injuries to beat UCLA and likely move into Top 25.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bob Condotta (@bcondotta) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zach Mettenberger would have better ball security without a moustache&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"The best two teams in the Big Ten are sportsmanship and honor!\" - a weeping Jim Delany, to an elevator full of hostages&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do the Germans have a word for the creeping dread entailed in the increasing chance that Ron Cherry will be calling your school's game?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Clemson offense goes so fast, as if it were going 62 in a 35.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He couldn't find a bar that had the Pac-12 Network? RT @pedromoura Pac-12 commissioner Larry Scott is here for USC-Cal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Arkansas has no timeouts left. There are 30 seconds lef in the first quarter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Chris Bahn (@cbahn) September 22, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Defense couldn't stop a sentient loaf of bread&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tommy Rees is warming up for Notre Dame. And Michigan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Self-interception. RT @jasonkirksbn: Tommy Rees intercepted by Notre Dame? Is that how we score that&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If Jarvis Jones was a hungry hungry hippo quarterbacks would be the white marbles. #omnomnom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Straight Driver (@AngryStr8Drivr) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"But did he pay the ultimate price?\" NO. HE'S ALIVE, BRAD.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wide left? It IS a new era in Tallahassee.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Casually omitting mentioning Towson from LSU's schedule like that? Uh, they're only the defending CAA champs, buster!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;man, being jimbo's hide-the-play towel boy has to be tiring, doesn't it? that's like intermittent arm circles for four hours.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#WDE RT @twesq I'm in a bar in Auburn and a toddler is in the middle of the dance floor with sidewalk chalk.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Peter (@runthedive) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want a special halftime show at Oregon where they spotlight fans wearing green or yellow in the stands and everybody chants DIFF-ER-ENT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oregon scores college football's first Siamese touchdown.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;mallard robinson RT @mattufford: Really good name for Oregon's next running qb would be Canard Robinson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oregon is running zone read with a backup QB and incredibly athletic TE. This isn't fair.\n\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 23, 2012&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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