<http://schema.org/articleBody>
" &amp;quot;Jawn, th&amp;#039; la-ads have got th&amp;#039; thrick iv freein&amp;#039; Ireland down to a sinsible basis. In th&amp;#039; ol&amp;#039; days they wint over with dinnymite bumbs in their pockets, an&amp;#039; ayether got their rowlers on thim in Cork an&amp;#039; blew thimsilves up or was arristed in Queenstown f&amp;#039;r disordherly conduct. &amp;#039;Twas a divvle iv a risky job to be a pathrite in thim days, an&amp;#039; none but those that had no wan dipindint on thim cud affoord it. But what was th&amp;#039; use? Ireland wint on bein&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; same opprissed green oil it had always been, an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; on&amp;#039;y difference th&amp;#039; rivolutions made was ye sa-aw new faces on th&amp;#039; bridges an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; Wolfe Tones passed another set iv resolutions. &amp;#039;Tis different now. Whin we wants to smash th&amp;#039; Sassenach an&amp;#039; restore th&amp;#039; land iv th&amp;#039; birth iv some iv us to her thrue place among th&amp;#039; nations, we gives a picnic. &amp;#039;Tis a dam sight asier thin goin&amp;#039; over with a slug iv joynt powder an&amp;#039; blowin&amp;#039; up a polis station with no wan in it. It costs less; an&amp;#039;, whin &amp;#039;tis done, a man can lep aboord a sthreet ca-ar, an&amp;#039; come to his family an&amp;#039; sleep it off.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a20515/morning-dooley-3-19-14/>