<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"PinterestFacebook&amp;quot;You, my dear sister, are the ultimate c*ckblock,&amp;quot; my sister recently wrote to me in an email. Wait, what? Me? But I&amp;#39;m an amazing wingwoman! As it turns out, not so much with my sister.\nHeather started to remind me of the TWO times I&amp;#39;ve majorly messed up her game and the fact that I&amp;#39;d almost prevented her from a hot makeout sesh this past Saturday at the bar for her birthday. Oops. I&amp;#39;m just super protective of her! I swear it&amp;#39;s not on purpose!\nThe first time it happened was at her sorority&amp;#39;s semi-formal. I flew down to Florida to attend; Heather was president and I was the &amp;quot;date&amp;quot; of one of her sisters (re: time to party with all the girls!). Well, the night got a little rambunctious and my sister and her date were the only ones not drinking (oops).\n&amp;quot;I really liked this guy and I KNEW I was going to get a kiss at the end of this date,&amp;quot; Heather told me. &amp;quot;After the dance, he walked me back to my dorm but the whole way there you and my sorority sisters were hanging back with us, asking us questions, not allowing ANYTHING to happen. Finally, he walked me to my room and the two of us stood just inside and the conversation grew quiet. We were moving towards each other, my heart was racing, and then... You come barreling through my door, sit on my bed, and start talking to us! He backed away and it was only another minute or two before he was saying goodbye and left.&amp;quot; Eek, yea, that&amp;#39;s pretty bad.\nThe second time was a couple years ago at my birthday party. Heather invited her ex to the beach bar for one reason and one reason only: &amp;quot;To hook up. It had been a while since our split and we were still on friendly terms.&amp;quot; As you all know, I think sex with an ex can be a tricky thing, and obviously I didn&amp;#39;t think it was a great idea for my sister to hook up with her ex that night.\n&amp;quot;He got there and we drank for a while and made out a bit more than was probably publically OK but hey, we were having fun. [Ed note: Yes! All of my friends could see her, ha!] When the party was ending, he asked me to come back to his house and obviously I was all for that... Until you AND J told me I couldn&amp;#39;t go. It was horrible and I was too drunk to realize that at 22, I probably should&amp;#39;ve just gone anyway!&amp;quot; Alright, that&amp;#39;s fair but in my opinion bringing an ex back into the picture only confuses things!\nPinterestFacebookSo apparently I&amp;#39;m a big ole &amp;quot;cooler&amp;quot; like Jess to Nick on New Girl. Every time Jess tries to help Nick bring home a girl, the complete opposite winds up happening and the girl runs in the opposite direction (by the way, I&amp;#39;m Team Nick + Jess!). And despite my best efforts to be an awesome friend and sister, I somehow manage to prevent my buds from getting any action. To be fair, Heather did get to make out with a guy on Saturday for her birthday and woke up on Sunday a little embarrassed about it. I think every girl could use a best friend who&amp;#39;s sometimes also a cooler to get us out of situations we might regret later. Right?\nHave you ever cckblocked a friend or been cckblocked by someone before? Give me all the details! Do you think it&amp;#39;s ever OK to be a cooler? Umm, and do you guys think I owe Heather an apology? Ha!\nPhoto: Patrick McElhenney/FOX. Adam Taylor/FOX.\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.glamour.com/story/have-you-ever-cckblocked-a-fri>