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" I truly do not understand the Christian homeschooling cult. She took me into a corner in the hall way, with another woman, (who I&amp;#039;m assuming was a parent/chaperone) and told me that some of the dads who were chaperoning had complained that my dancing was too provocative, and that I was going to cause the young men at the prom to think impure thoughts. I went through the whole mid-century Hibernian RC sex-panic in my schooling. I lived through the first 12 years of my education under a dress code. But no nuns I ever knew were this fking weird. Sweaty Christian Dads In The Balcony is a great band name, though. And let&amp;#039;s not even get into the Duggars because...wow. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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