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" Vin Diesel, man with the fakest name in Hollywood, is now the proud owner of the fakest beard in Hollywood. Mark Sinclair, better known as Vin Diesel or &amp;quot;The Deece&amp;quot; to plebians like you and me, posted the above photo to his Facebook page on Sunday afternoon, ruining otherwise peaceful Sundays around the world. Diesel, rocking a dirty pirate shirt and staring pensively at what we can only assume is a monkey sleeping in a tree, purportedly has this tremendously fake facial hair for his role as Kaulder in the upcoming film The Last Witch Hunter. The beard, which looks like the bottom half of Chewbacca&amp;#039;s head circa Return Of The Jedi, is in sharp contrast to his drastic undercut up top. Look what you have wrought, Win Butler!  Also, if the above photo didn&amp;#039;t ruin your day, maybe this will: Vin Diesel&amp;#039;s Facebook page has 85 million fans.  [h/t comicbook.com] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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