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" Diary of a Wimpy Kid, by Jeff Kinney: The kid is an asshole. Stuart Little, by E. B. White: The mouse is rude, selfish, and callous \u2014 and in the end drives off in his car, leaving his family. Total asshole. The Cat in the Hat, by Dr. Seuss: The kids let a weird stranger into their house, trash it, and then don&amp;#039;t tell their mom. Who does that? Assholes. The Giving Tree, by Shel Silverstein: The guy takes, takes, takes. King of all assholes. INSTEAD: A Light in the Attic, by Shel Silverstein: Funny and bawdy and a little bit scary. Danny the Champion of the World, by Roald Dahl: A boy, his father, an adventure. Bulfinch&amp;#039;s Mythology: Eternal for a reason. The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster: Also eternal for a reason. The Trumpet of the Swan, by E. B. White: Perfect. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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